Chapter 27: A backhand is a slap

Looking at the direction of the inpatient department, Tan Xiao cried profusely, and kept shouting grandma in her mouth. The Tang Dynasty couldn't help but smile bitterly, maybe this is the heart of the rhino.

Unfortunately, her grandmother is dead......

After being appeased for a while, in the end, the uncle in the security booth brought a lollipop over, and Tan Xiao stopped crying. However, while licking the lollipop and dripping snot, it was really a child.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, inside a shopping mall.

Tan Xiao didn't seem to like the lively environment very much, and nervously grabbed Tang Chao's arm and shrank his head, looking a little pitiful. Fang Xin was happy, jumping in front of him, it was estimated that he hadn't come out to visit the mall for a long time.

Looking sideways at Tan Xiao's nervous appearance, Tang Chao couldn't help but comfort softly: "Don't be afraid, we're here to buy something." ”

If it weren't for her goofy looks, they would actually look like a couple. It's just that she is now wearing a hospital gown, and her hair is unkempt, and she looks like a psychopath.

In fact, the headache of the Tang Dynasty now is to buy her clothes. He had never bought clothes for a woman in his life, let alone underwear. The key, her measurements, he doesn't understand......

I went to the sports store to buy a few one-size-fits-all suits, and the headache was that Tan Xiao couldn't try on clothes, even if the clerk helped her, she was not happy.

The Tang Dynasty had no choice but to buy clothes and shoes first and go out with a bag. After a while, I walked to the underwear store opposite.

As soon as he entered the door, Fang Xin pointed to the advertisement playing on the screen and shouted: "Dad, that person is so big here, even bigger than Mom's." ”

Brush......

The two female shopping guides in it immediately turned their heads, and Tang Chao's old face turned red, not to mention how embarrassing it was. What's even more embarrassing is that Tan Xiao looked up and applauded happily: "Big, big, hehe......"

A female shopping guide with a ponytail walked over, about thirty years old, with a professional smile: "Hello, what kind of underwear do I need to buy?"

Tang Chao glanced at the other party and said in a low voice: "Buy it for her, you can help me see what she wears appropriately." ”

The female shopping guide was stunned, looked Tan Xiao up and down, noticed her behavior, and quickly understood. With a smile on his face, he nodded: "Okay sir, I recommend a few to you...... Well, I'd better let her try it first, just the right one, right?"

Tang Chao can't wait to give a thumbs up, this female shopping guide is really sensible!

Turning his head, he said to Tan Xiao: "Xiaoxiao, go change clothes with Auntie." Be obedient, or I won't buy you candy later. ”

Tan Xiao puffed out his mouth and walked over aggrievedly. The female shopping guide is really good, and comforts gently: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, new clothes, very good." ”

Tan Xiao glanced at the other party and pouted: "I, I want to eat three lollipops, I, I want to eat a lot, a lot, a lot ......"

"Little sister, you go quickly, if you buy new clothes, you can go and buy delicious food, buy a lot of food, you can't fill a room. Fang Xin exaggeratedly gestured.

Tan Xiao smirked at this time, but the saliva stayed again, and Tang Chao hurriedly asked Fang Xin to take out a tissue. The female guide bought the physical sticker, took the tissue to wipe Tan Xiao's saliva, and then took her into the dressing room.

When the door of the locker room was closed, Tang Chao really heard Tan Xiao's cry: "Don't, Xiaoxiao is afraid, woo woo......"

She was afraid of the small space, and she was also in the sports shop opposite, and she cried as soon as she entered the closed locker room.

Fortunately, the female shopping guide comforted: "Don't be afraid, look, isn't Auntie helping you? Don't be afraid, Auntie helped you beat the bad guys away, Auntie is very powerful." Come, take off your clothes first, let's wear new clothes, new clothes are beautiful, they look good in wear......"

Very patient, hearing that Tan Xiao stopped crying, Tang Dynasty's hanging heart fell heavily. A fat shopping guide outside was disgusted, and he didn't pay attention to Tang Dynasty, but bowed his head at the cashier and played with his mobile phone.

After a while, the female shopping guide opened the door and poked her head out: "Sir, why don't you bring the clothes over and let her put them on by the way?"

Tang Chao hurriedly took the bag over, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he didn't expect Tan Xiao to open the door, grinning and smirking: "Hehe, new clothes, hehe......"

The spicy-eyed scenery made the Tang Dynasty almost vomit blood. The female shopping guide closed the door after taking the bag, and at the same time educated: "You can't open the door randomly, you know? You have to be obedient, you can't be seen without clothes, no one is allowed to look at it, you know......"

Tang Chao and Fang Xin waited patiently outside, and the two shopping guides didn't say a word, as if they didn't exist in Tang Dynasty.

After a while, the conversation came out. I changed into a brand new tracksuit, and my hair was simply combed and tied up. As soon as it pops out, it gives people the feeling of a pure and beautiful girl. It's just that she can't do it as soon as she grins, and instantly becomes stupid: "Hehe, new clothes, good-looking, hehe......"

Fang Xin jumped up and laughed: "The young lady is so beautiful, she looks so good...... There is also a letter on the clothes, this is pronounced in the West......"

The female shopping guide smiled lightly and sorted out Tan Xiao's clothes, and said softly: "Stand up straight, don't move." You see, how beautiful it is. ”

"Hehe...... "Tan Xiao knows how to grin and giggle, and smiles very happily.

Tang Chao looked satisfied, got up and whispered to the female shopping guide: "Thank you." ”

Without waiting for the female shopping guide to answer, the fat woman behind the cash register suddenly raised her eyelids and interjected with disdain: "She has a stupid son, of course she knows how to take care of neuropathy." ”

With a strong sarcasm in her tone, the corners of the female shopping guide's mouth twitched unnaturally, but she still kept a smile: "You're welcome." Do you need to bring a few more sets?"

Tang Chao opened his mouth and was about to answer, but the fat woman opened her mouth again to sarcastically: "What kind of underwear does a neurotic wear, it's a waste of money." ”

Hold the grass!

Tang Chao's face suddenly darkened, and he looked at her with a frown, about twenty-five years old, about one meter fifty-five tall, and more than one hundred and fifty-five in weight. "You repeat what you just said. ”

Hearing the tone of the Tang Dynasty, the fat woman didn't dare to say anything, but she pouted arrogantly, and didn't feel that she had said anything wrong.

The female shopping guide in front of her was embarrassed, and hurriedly said, "Sir, don't mind." I think it's better to buy a few more sets, generally at least four sets, so that it is easy to change and wash. Shall I help her choose?"

Tang Chao nodded calmly: "Thank you." Give her a good one, I'll trouble you. ”

What made Tang Chao vomit blood was that the fat woman spoke again: "Why buy it so well, no one will look at it anyway." A neurotic also buys underwear, stupid than. ”

Wozh!

The anger of the Tang Dynasty suddenly couldn't hold back, and he rushed to the front of the cashier with a brisk stride, and slapped it with his backhand.

Syllable!

The fat woman was pumped and slammed against the wall behind her, her mobile phone was thrown away, and a pile of fat meat rippled on her face.

The piercing sound made the ponytail female shopping guide behind her stunned, and opened her mouth wide in disbelief.

"Yes, yes, yes. Tan Xiao actually jumped up and applauded excitedly, but Fang Xin turned his head to cover his eyes, and couldn't bear to look at it.

This chubby aunt is so strange, why does she have to make her father angry......