Chapter 497: The onesie is inconvenient
I said it was drilling in a cornfield, but I just took her to a place where no one was around, and said to her, "Take off your pants,"
When Zhang Xiaoling heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to hit me again,
I scolded directly: "Lao Tzu's time is very precious, you hurry up, don't you know how to study well, you want to find me to treat your injuries, why don't you wear a skirt or shorts, you are so special and long pants, what do you let me do?"
I said righteous words, Zhang Xiaoling was dumbfounded by me, she yelled for a long time, and finally explained weakly: "How do you know that I can see you in this place, besides, we are on a mission, not to go out to sell, what skirts and shorts to wear,"
She was right, tonight was unexpected, and in the end, the temptation to heal her wounds overcame her shame, and she told me to turn my back, and then there was a stumbling,
When she got it done, I turned around.
This turn, my adrenaline is pumping,
I asked her to take off her pants, but I didn't let her take off her clothes, she took them off so cleanly, is she preparing for the summer night?
Zhang Xiaoling looked at my stupid appearance, covered his body with his hands angrily, and then put a pair of pants across his legs, and scolded: "My mother is wearing a jumpsuit,"
As soon as I heard this, I laughed uncontrollably, retribution, retribution, I actually wore a jumpsuit to heal my wounds, I deserved it,
But I don't have much interest in Zhang Xiaoling, I've seen the top of the snow-capped mountain, where are I still interested in what plains,
So the question arises again,
I said to her, "Take out your phone and shine a light on your legs,"
As soon as Zhang Xiaoling heard this, he kicked me through his pants, "Do you have a conscience, you let me take off my clothes, and let me turn on the light to let you see clearly, how cheap I am,"
I yelled back depressedly: "The lights are blind, your position is sensitive, in case you pierce the hole that shouldn't be pierced, you are responsible for yourself,"
I'm a pun on this hole, and her old driver understands it as soon as she hears it, "I just hate that I didn't bring a gun tonight, otherwise the cliff will collapse and kill you as a pervert,"
In the end, she compromised again, with one hand on the lamp, the other hand across her heart, and her face turned away from me because of shyness, which looked very funny.
"Don't cover it, what else is there to cover the airport," I complained while pricking the needle,
Fortunately, everything was in danger, and after the treatment, Zhang Xiaoling got dressed almost like lightning, and then ran away like a ghost.
The next day, I was called up by Sister Yiyi early in the morning, today is a big day, several waves of people are coming, and the family must not prepare well.
On the third pole of the day, there are many people in Sister Yiyi's house one after another, I looked, there are those people from yesterday, and some respected old people in the township, they should all be invited by Liu Fenlian to witness or mediate.
Liu Fenlian still treats me with disdain, even Huayu, the two of them can't wait to kick me out, but because of Qin Feng's face, the two of them didn't have a seizure.
A feast was soon set up at home, and at this time, Lian Kailin's phone rang, and after listening to it for a few seconds, he was overjoyed and said, "Brother Lei Li is here, let's go out to greet him,"
Lei Li is actually an unwelcome person, and it can also be said that he is an uninvited person, but Liu Fenlian didn't dare to offend this local snake easily, so she had to take a few relatives and the old man out to greet him.
A few minutes later, a group of people came in again, and I saw that it was Lei Li who was in the lead.
This Lei Li is very short, and very lean, with two whiskers like a mouse, his right leg is limping, but the whole person is tall and imposing,
There were more than a dozen people behind him, all of them were angry, they should all be little bullies in the township or something,
At this time, I also saw a man,
Big Bear,
Da Xiong was originally my classmate, and the first time I hit someone in my life was to beat him, and it was because of this beating that I changed schools and completely changed the trajectory of my life.
A group of people came in babbling, Liu Fenlian was laughing with her, and Lian Kailin was saddle before and after the horse, serving very thoughtfully.
As soon as Lei Li came over, he sat directly on a Taishi chair, and it seemed that he didn't take the people on our side in his eyes at all.
His eyes searched everywhere, and suddenly his eyes fell on Sister Yiyi's body,
Sister Yiyi is already outstanding, she is a famous beauty in the township, Lei Li has been coveting her for a long time, but Sister Yiyi has rarely come back over the years, he has no opportunity to take advantage of, this time he finally has a chance, so he directly brought someone up,
He sat on the chair and shouted to Sister Yiyi very exaggeratedly: "Isn't this Lian Yiyi, I haven't seen her for a while, this is so well developed, this figure, this face, tsk, it makes people drool,"
A gangster is a gangster, and what he says has no scruples at all, and it makes people very disgusted to listen to it.
Sister Yiyi's eyes showed deep disgust, her body shrank behind Sister Qing, and she didn't intend to pay attention to Lei Li,
But this shrinkage made Lei Li notice another person,
Sister Qing,
Sister Qing's appearance is more outstanding than Sister Yiyi, she was born with the aura of a queen, and naturally there are more deadly temptations, Lei Li saw Sister Qing, her eyes were straight,
He stood up directly and limped towards Sister Qing,
His height is shorter than Sister Qing, and he is looking up at Sister Qing carefully, and the green light in his eyes is undisguised,
He smiled and asked, "Who is this big beauty, I've never seen it before, she looks so good, how about we make friends?"
Sister Qing was still unwavering, she just spit out one word, "Get out,"
Lei Li's face suddenly froze, he was used to being domineering, how could anyone dare to talk to him like this, the few women who talked to him like this before had already confessed in the cornfield,
As soon as he wanted to say something, suddenly even Kailin popped up,
As soon as he came out, I knew there was nothing good.
Sure enough, he said flatteringly to Lei Li: "Brother Lei Li, this woman is Liu Lang's girlfriend, and she has a famous flower,"
As he spoke, Lian Kailin aimed his eyes at me,
I know that Lian Kailin said this on purpose, just to provoke Lei Li's anger against me, so as to avenge yesterday's revenge.
Lei Li glanced at me, frowned, and asked, "This bastard deserves such a beauty,"
At this time, the big bear stood up, and when he saw me, his eyes were almost bursting with fire,
He was humiliated twice by me,
He said viciously to Lei Li: "Brother, he is Liu Lang, I told you before, this kid couldn't get along with me at school, and then fled to the city, and today he was finally caught by me, hehehehe,"
When Lei Li heard this, he looked at me contemptuously and said: "Boy, the person who dares to touch me is impatient, isn't it, today Lei Ye will teach you a truth, people who have no strength are not worthy of such a beautiful woman, you are very easy, you will lose her,"
As soon as Lei Li's words came out, several of his brothers immediately surrounded him,
The situation suddenly became tense,
Lian Hua on the side was so angry that her neck was red, and Liu Fenlian was even more cold in a cold sweat, and stood up embarrassedly and said: "Master Lei, I asked you to come over to help today, you see that you are here like this, it's not good,"
Lei Li's face turned over, "What are you, my Lei Ye spoke, no one dared to interject, get down,"
And Lian Yiyi was in a hurry, and whispered to me: "Liu Lang, I really can't make trouble anymore today, you see if you want to apologize to this Lei Li, and turn big things into small things ...... nothing."
Sister Yiyi's words were immediately supported by many people, many people looked at me and persuaded me: "Liu Lang, it doesn't matter if you have no one in your eyes before, everyone doesn't care if you don't cause anything, but today is a big scene, if you act recklessly, we can't spare you,"
"Hurry up and apologize to Lei Li, maybe Lei Li will make a big effort later,"
"This is also for your own good, don't offend him......"
Looking around, I saw Lei Li's arrogant expression, the big bear toe was arrogant, and even Kailin was satisfied that the conspiracy had succeeded.
Everyone is golden, only Sister Qing and I are still cold,
Liu Fenlian rushed in front of me and yelled at me: "Why don't you apologize to Lei Ye quickly, do you want to kill our whole family?"
I looked at the angry and pitiful eyes of the people, and stood in front of the big bear and thunder power,
The big bear also stepped in front of me, ready to meet my apology,
"Don't hurry up," the crowd urged,
I looked at the proud-looking bear and chuckled, "Are you ready to accept my apology?"
Big Bear also laughed and said mockingly, "Kneel down and apologize to me,"
Then, too, I burst out laughing and spat out just two words: "Bricks,"
head breaks blood flow,