Chapter 68 The stupid man who doesn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers
Like a little mouse again, shrinking her head and thinking that her steps were light, Yu Xiaoxiang sneaked back to her room.
Pushing open the door, he didn't even glance inside, and he didn't even notice that the lights in the main hall, which was originally slightly dark, were already lit up at this moment. Yu Xiaoxiang's small body had just squeezed into the crack in the door that was enough for her to turn sideways, so she immediately turned around and closed the door, patted her chest and muttered smugly: "Hmph, I want to sneak out to play that night, Miss Ben has been tested by my father for a long time!"
"Oh~~ It turns out that you still have a bad habit of sneaking out in the middle of the night to play! Hey, it's really not a good girl, this king is blind. ”
Suddenly, the familiar magnetic male voice came from behind Yu Xiaoxiang. The little girl who was frightened in an instant didn't have time to turn around, and the exclamation in her red lips was about to blurt out subconsciously. It's a pity that even this frightened cry was directly covered back by a big hand stretched out behind him before it was issued.
"Little girl, when has this been, when did you call it, do others still want to sleep?" Xiao Yichen's handsome face poked into Yu Xiaoxiang's ear, and whispered a warning, and then took away the big hand that almost covered the mouth and nose of the little face.
let out a long breath, and immediately turned around and looked directly at Xiao Yichen, the little beauty with her hands on her waist was domineering: "Who made you stand behind you and be scary? Just now you covered someone's nose with your hand, and almost suffocated to death, do you know?"
I found that although the little girl in front of me was screaming fiercely, her beautiful eyes were spinning around, obviously because she was afraid of being discovered by herself, Xiao Yichen didn't compete with her, and when she walked towards the dwarf, she said lightly: "It's so late, where are you going?"
"People, people, people......" Yu Xiaoxiang's beautiful eyes turned around, probably knowing that the bastard prince in front of him was shrewd like a monster, and he didn't know what story to make up for a while.
Picking up the teapot on the table and pouring only the tea, Xiao Yichen's starry eyes moved up slightly, glanced at Yu Xiaoxiang, and said casually: "Think about the story before you speak, otherwise everyone will know that you are talking nonsense." ”
"Hey, you don't need to be so cunning. People haven't said it yet, and I've finished telling you everything, so how can I make it up. A little discouraged, he lowered his head, leaned to Xiao Yichen's side, raised his jade hand and grabbed his wide sleeve, and shook it gently, "People just see that princess is very pitiful, and I guess you won't give her food, so give her something to eat." But don't worry, I didn't let her run away. ”
Feeling the coquettish action of the little beauty, Xiao Yichen will dissipate most of it even if he is really angry in his heart, not to mention that it is originally to tease her, so naturally it is not taken seriously, but His Royal Highness the Prince who likes to play tricks on people will not let it go so easily.
"Oh, is it?" Xiao Yichen's sword eyebrows raised, staring at Yu Xiaoxiang's beautiful face and said, "I heard that you told that woman that this king would not slaughter the rabbit people." In this way, it will be even more difficult to force her to submit. You have broken the great things of this king, and you can be convicted. ”
"Ah, do you have ears to the wind?!" Yu Xiaoxiang's beautiful eyes widened instantly, staring at the handsome face in front of her in a daze, and suddenly raised her hand and said suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, you follow people!"
"What's and what! Sure enough, it's a stupid girl, who lives the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!" Xiao Yichen raised his hand and gently knocked on Yu Xiaoxiang's little head, "Do you think this king will detain that woman alone in the room? Even a battleship can achieve holographic stealth, can't a soldier do it? Although this kind of stealth is useless to a master, it is still ten out of ten to deceive a little fool like you who only relies on his eyes!"
"Ah, that's how cunning you are. Yu Xiaoxiang's small mouth suddenly hung upside down, her face full of unhappiness.
"Uh-huh, don't get away from the topic. You have ruined the king's big business, can you be guilty?" cleared his throat, Xiao Yichen pretended to be official again.
"Guilt, guilt. Immediately leaned up, reached out to hug Xiao Yichen's arm, shook it gently, and the little beauty with a flattering smile said softly: "Your Highness, Your Highness~~ You are a big man, you can't worry about a little woman like me." If everyone is guilty, don't punish them. ”
"Since you have said so, then the king will let your little head stay on your neck for a few more days, but this punishment, let this king think about it. Xiao Yichen pretended to be, as if he was seriously considering what to punish.
With a turn of beautiful eyes, Yu Xiaoxiang opened his mouth and said first: "Just punish someone to make you a supper." On this day, walking around outside, you are so afraid of death, you don't eat much outside, it's better for people to make food for you, you don't want to be punished. ”
"Do you still cook something to eat?" Xiao Yichen looked in disbelief, pointed to the teacup and said, "Making a cup of tea is like muddy water, do you think this king will believe you?"
"Cut, eat it in a while, let you swallow your tongue. Feeling that she was being treated with distrust, Yu Xiaoxiang's little temper began to come up again, and she grabbed Xiao Yichen's arm and dragged her out of the house, "Let's go, let you see with your own eyes how delicious Miss Ben's cooking is!"
Half-pushed and half-hit, Xiao Yichen was directly dragged out of the house by Yu Xiaoxiang with the small force from his arm, and entered the independent small kitchen in the small courtyard after a while.
Although the area is not large, although the sparrows are small, there are many pots and pans, vegetables and fresh meat. If there is any difference between the kitchen and the kitchen that Yu Xiaoxiang is used to, it is that there is no burning flame here, and a thing called "fire jade" is used as an incendiary object.
Although she couldn't recognize what the vegetables and meat stored in the fresh-keeping cabinet were, Yu Xiaoxiang didn't have to distinguish them so clearly, she randomly selected some things she liked and put them on the table, and said to Xiao Yichen, who was watching the excitement by his sleeves: "Don't be stunned there, come and help." ”
"What? The gentleman is still far away from cooking, this king is the respect of the prince, you let this king ......"
Xiao Yichen pointed to his nose, obviously not expecting that the little girl in front of him would dare to let him help cook.
It's a pity that before His Royal Highness the Prince's words were finished, Yu Xiaoxiang had already waved his hand very angrily, with a look of "I can see through you": "People know that you are a fool who doesn't touch the spring water with ten fingers, and can only eat!
"......" stared at the little girl who was obviously despising him speechlessly, Xiao Yichen gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, what do you want to do." But if you can't make food that satisfies the king, the king will slice you and eat it on the spot!"