Hearing Cai Sheng's words, my whole person was stupid, Jianghuai Emperor Lin Canglan?

Isn't this the drinking party of Xiao Yu'er's father? Could it be that this little fish's father is Lin Canglan?

Lin Canglan is sowing seeds all over the country? This is a bit of, isn't it?

My eyes were immediately caught by Cai Sheng, he looked at me disdainfully and said: "It seems that what I said is also in vain, and yes, you hillbilly, you can know who is the emperor of Jianghuai." ”

I waved my hand and said very honestly: "No, no, no, I know the emperor of Jianghuai, not only do I know, I know him very well, he is my uncle." ”

As soon as my words came out, Cai Sheng and Xiao Yu'er glanced at each other, and then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, this hillbilly actually said that he knew the emperor of Jianghuai, this was blown to the sky, even I don't know him, you actually know, damn, do you think it's embarrassing to say that you don't know, let me tell you, you don't know this emperor of Jianghuai, this can be there. Cai Sheng clutched his stomach and laughed breathlessly.

Hehe, I could only smile at him, I turned around and asked Xiao Yu'er: "This Jianghuai Emperor is your father?"

Xiao Yu'er glanced at me and said disdainfully: "How could he be my father? Sure enough, your IQ was exposed as soon as he said it." Don't pretend you don't even know my dad, okay?"

Khan, I don't really know.

Cai Sheng patted me on the shoulder at this time and said to me sympathetically: "Hillbilly, I know you are trying hard to keep up with us, but sometimes, you have to admit that reincarnation is really important, since you are a hillbilly, just stay in the countryside and grow vegetables to feed the pigs or something, this occasion, you should not come." ”

Xiao Yu'er also smiled and said to me: "Now you know the gap between us, right? We are birds flying in the sky, and you are just a dying and struggling insect on the ground, you are not from our world, even if you please my grandmother, so what, judging from your temperament, you will not become a phoenix in a hundred years, your vision is too low." ”

At this time, several young men walked in. Cai Sheng greeted them very familiarly.

When this group of people saw Xiao Yu'er here, they immediately came over and greeted Xiao Yu'er, as if Xiao Yu'er was their eldest sister.

They saw me wearing a school uniform on the side, and asked me who I was one by one, and whenever this time, Cai Sheng always introduced me very exaggeratedly, and emphasized, "This hillbilly said that he knew the emperor of Jianghuai, and also said that the emperor of Jianghuai was his uncle, you must be good to him." ”

As he spoke, he himself laughed first, causing everyone to be confused.

And when everyone finally understood that he was talking back, they all laughed out loud.

At this time, a man pretended to be very kind and said to me, "Boy, do you know or not? Who is Fang Yu?"

I only know that this guy is a loser, a second ancestor, and a gangster, but as for her true identity, I don't know.

This guy looked at me at a loss, so he said arrogantly: "Fang Yu is the daughter of our city's number one, you don't even know this, how did you get in?"

Cai Sheng quipped on the side: "This guy is purely pretending not to know, if he doesn't know Fang Yu's identity, he will go to great lengths to stammer Fang Yu's grandmother? ”

Xiao Yu'er saw that I was laughed at by everyone, not only did not help me, but watched with great interest, and after a while. After the topic was cold, she became mischievous and threw out a bombshell, "Hehe, his imagination is good, guess what this guy said to me in the car just now?"

"What's that?" everyone was intrigued.

Xiao Yu'er cleared her throat and said in a tone that imitated me: "If I say that the famous doctor father that your grandmother wants to find you is me, will you not believe it?"

This guy doesn't have a little ability, but the skill of imitation is not covered, and everyone immediately looked at me strangely, and suddenly burst into laughter again.

Cai Sheng laughed so much that tears were about to come out, "Hahaha, this is another awesome sentence after the emperor of Jianghuai is my uncle, I am your master, hahaha." ”

"This kid doesn't seem to know the sky and the earth is thick at all, but it's hard for him, as a hillbilly, but he strives to be motivated, and we still have to affirm people's humble enterprising. ”

"Famous doctor? Does he know what a famous doctor is? Or when he speaks, his mouth is not locked, and everything jumps outside, how cool is it?"

"Hillbilly, the more I look at you, the more interesting it becomes, don't be in a hurry to leave tonight, stay, I want to hear more famous quotes from you." ”

I watched the crowd laugh and sighed, "Is it me who is ignorant, or are these people ignorant?" Is it me who has low horizons or these people who have low horizons.

Forget it, I'll listen to Sister Tian Tian's words, don't plan with them.

However, I still had a question in my heart, so I asked them: "Since Xiao Yu'er's father is the leader of our city, it stands to reason that the protagonist of tonight's drinking party is either him or Fang Yi, why did he go to the Jianghuai Emperor?"

Cai Sheng looked at me with strange eyes, and said in a weird manner: "Yo, you still have questions, but since you know the emperor of Jianghuai, he is still your uncle, you don't know why he came, you can call him and ask why you came to ask us?"

I shrugged my shoulders, "I don't have his phone." ”

Cai Sheng said in an exaggerated tone: "Yo, the nephew of the emperor of Jianghuai doesn't have his uncle's phone, this is difficult, but I still want to believe you, after all, your eyes are very sincere, which is very commendable." ”

A few people on the side laughed again, "Brother Cai, your words are simply too bad, isn't this a direct exposure to his lies?

"Yes, don't embarrass him too much, otherwise what will happen if he gets angry and leaves, we still wait to see the show. ”

Another fat man smiled and said to me, "I'll tell you just to let you go." Jianghuai has a high throne on the ground, and Fang Yu's father is not enough for him to appear in person, but the theme of today's cocktail party is to celebrate Fang Yu's grandmother's birthday. Don't you always talk to Grandma Fang Yu? Don't you know that her grandmother is also a person of high moral character? The emperor of Jianghuai came to Grandma Fang Yu to celebrate his birthday. ”

I nodded, it turned out that this was the case, I was surprised, Lin Canglan didn't even give Zhang Tiangu face before, so he didn't pay attention to Xiao Yu'er's father, it turned out that he came for Fang Yi.

I ignored the ridicule of these people, thinking about why Fang Yi hadn't come over yet, so I hid in the corner by myself, took a drink and drank it.

And the group of people just looked at me in the open, pointed at me, and couldn't stop laughing, and you don't have to guess to know that the topic must still be on me.

A bunch of ignorant people.

At this time, another group of people walked in, and the head was a middle-aged man in a suit, his hair was half gone, and he was a little chubby, he was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, but he looked very gentle.

Behind him was a tall man with a mustache and a proud smile on his lips.

Behind the two of them, seven or eight people walked in side by side.

Seeing them appear, many people gathered around, bent down and bowed, "Hello Fang Shi, you are here." ”

This person turned out to be Fang Yi's father.

Fang Shi nodded politely to the surroundings, and kept talking and laughing with them, looking at ease.

When he was almost finished, at this time, I saw Fang Yi walk up, holding his hand affectionately, and said coquettishly: "Daddy, you are finally here." ”

Fang Shi obviously loved his daughter very much, he touched Xiao Yu'er's head dotingly, and said with a smile: "Why, I miss my father after only a while?"

The little fish stuck out her tongue and looked well-behaved.

The young people who were laughing at me also gathered around at this time, shouting one by one, looking very restrained.

Fang Shi looked at them and said with a smile: "Okay, good, you are the rising stars of our city, you are all excellent, all excellent." ”

I was about to vomit when I heard it, paralyzing one more hypocrisy than the other.

At this time, Xiao Yu'er suddenly looked at me, my heart was pounding, paralysis wouldn't do things for me again, right?

Sure enough, Xiao Yu'er suddenly pointed at me and said to her father, "Daddy, did you see the person who was pretending to be a student?"

Everyone looked at me with Xiao Yu'er's hand, and I immediately became the focus of attention.

Fang Shi shook his head and said, "Who is this kid?

Everyone was also confused, obviously in this circle, they had not seen me.

Before, I only made a name for myself in Chengxiang, but now at the municipal level, there are naturally only a handful of people who know me.

At this time, Xiao Yu'er said in a strange way: "This person appeared in grandma's yard just now, and he also helped grandma water the vegetable garden or something, which is very pleasing to grandma." ”

When Fang Shi heard this, he frowned and looked at me.

I know what Fang Shi is thinking.

Fang Shi's status is respected, and there are not a few people who stammer him, and because one person has ascended to heaven, his family has naturally become the object of everyone's scolding, he obviously regards me as this kind of person, thinking that I helped Fang Yi water the vegetable garden or something, it is a curve to save the country, and I want to please him.

Xiao Yu'er saw her father frowning, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she suddenly ran over and pulled me up directly. I spilled a drink on my clothes.

Seeing that I was so embarrassed, my clothes were not only poor and sour, but now they were extremely messy, and everyone's eyes became playful.

Xiao Yu'er said loudly while pulling me: "Hillbilly, don't you just want to know my daddy through my grandmother? Okay, I will introduce my daddy to you now as you wish, and you will not be close to my grandma in the future." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes became even more strange, and they whispered one after another.

"Hehe, people nowadays, don't they use dim sum?

"Fang Shi has seen a lot of people like this for a long time, little guy, he is not very old and ambitious, and he doesn't know who asked you to come here. ”

"But to be noticed on this occasion is clearly that his actions have had a role. ”

"What if it has a role? Selling fame and reputation, if you don't learn well at a young age, you can learn people go through the back door, and Fang Shi naturally has its own considerations. ”

I didn't want to go over, but Xiao Yu'er dragged me over hard, and her hand strength was surprisingly big, I vaguely felt that this guy had some strength.

Fang Shi frowned and looked at me coming, but he quickly stretched his brows, and first said to his daughter: "Fang Yu, don't be presumptuous, don't understand how to be polite, open your mouth and shut up to call people hometown billies, the one who comes is a guest, since you are here tonight, you are my guest." ”

After scolding his daughter, he looked at me and said politely and politely to me, "Young man, whose family are you?"

Before I could answer, Xiao Yu'er took the lead in saying for me, "Hehe, he said that he knew the emperor of Jianghuai, and he was still the nephew of the emperor of Jianghuai." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar, and everyone was skeptical, and all kinds of eyes looked at me.

Unmoved, I nodded and said, "So what?"

Seeing that I still dared to agree to come down, Xiao Yu'er suddenly laughed shamefully, "Hehehe, this cheeky is really thick-skinned, I see how you step down?"

Fang Shi's eyes showed a hint of disappointment, and he said politely to Xiao Yu'er: "Okay, don't say it, young man, you are still young, you still have to be honest, I am not you anyone, I won't lecture you, you just enjoy tonight's drinking party, it's all here." ”

Everyone suddenly understood, thought I was bragging, and looked at me mockingly, and I became the biggest joke of the night.

After Fang Shi said this, he didn't pay attention to me anymore.

Obviously, he is in a high position and has seen a lot of people, so naturally he will not waste more time because of a person like me, to put it bluntly, he doesn't take me seriously at all.

I was also glad to be idle, and saw that he ignored me. I went down again, picked up a tissue and wiped the drink off my body.

At this time, those young people continued to surround me, as if they regarded me as a clown, and said exaggeratedly one by one: "Little guy, you are the nephew of the emperor of Jianghuai, you will carry me when the time comes." ”

I nodded, "Well said, well said." ”

My words suddenly made people laugh again, and one by one I found it even more interesting.

"However, the emperor of Jianghuai will come later, and at that time, tsk ......," Cai Sheng said mockingly.

But at this time, Cai Sheng was suddenly drunk.

I looked behind me and drank Cai Sheng, who was the tall middle-aged man with a mustache just now.

"Cai Sheng. Are you having nothing to do? such a good opportunity, and you're going to spend it on a hillbilly?" the middle-aged man shouted.

A person suddenly whispered: "Wow, this is Cai Sheng's father Cai Jidong, it is really Yan's father, and he looks very fierce." ”

I was stunned, yo, what a coincidence, this middle-aged man is Cai Jidong.

Cai Jidong was about to forcibly annex Licheng Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Sister Qing had told me before that this person had a lot to do with Fang City, and now that I look at it, it is really like this.

It's just that this Cai Jidong is not a good thing at first glance, and he completely treats me as a small person and dismisses me.

Cai Sheng was yelled at by his father, and said aggrievedly: "Dad." Didn't I just want to relax tonight, tomorrow I'm going to practice again to prepare for the competition, and tonight is the last night......"

"Hmph, is it as relaxed as you are? Won't you play with other people, and you have to waste precious time on some chore. Cai Jidong looked at me arrogantly.

Chop off, hehehe......

When I heard this, my eyes turned cold.

It seems that Cai Jidong's annexation of Licheng Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine is attended tonight, and it can be concluded.

Cai Sheng glanced at me regretfully, as if he felt pity because he couldn't continue to tease me, and after reading it, he followed Cai Jidong and socialized with the dignitaries around him.

After a while, Fang Shi stood on the stage in front of him, with the microphone in his hand. Said very kindly: "Tonight is my mother's 80th birthday, I specially prepared such a cocktail party for my mother, I hope to share this rare party time with you, tonight, we all put aside our identities, can drink, have a good time." ”

Everyone applauded, how could there be a little consciousness of putting away what identity, besides, who would dare to put aside his identity and call Fang Shi a brother in public.

Fang Shi held a glass of red wine in his hand, drank a glass with everyone, and continued: "My mother is on the way here, I'm really sorry, she likes to be quiet and doesn't like to make trouble, I'm a son, and it's easy to talk about it." I moved her to sit down, and I did my filial piety, and everyone waited for a while while drinking. ”

Everyone shouted below: "Fang City is full of filial piety, it is really a model for us to learn." ”

I'm going to throw up again.

After Fang Shi drank this second glass of apologetic wine, he suddenly took another sip and continued: "As for this third glass of wine, it is a thank you wine, maybe everyone knows, tonight I am also going to take the opportunity of my mother's birthday to organize a charity donation, and all the money raised by the donation will be used for public welfare." The leader in charge of the Red Cross will also come over and make a statistical commendation. I'll start with a donation of 50,000 yuan. The money is a little small, don't laugh, I'm a public official after all. The money is meager. ”

Fang Shi's words attracted a round of applause from everyone, "Fang Shi is not only filial piety, but also kind-hearted and caring for the people, which is really a blessing for our city." ”

Fang Shi handed the microphone to a host, and the host began to prop up the table very skillfully.

Fang Shi took the lead, and the people below were naturally not to be outdone, and soon someone shouted: "I donate 200,000 yuan." ”

"I donate half a million. ”

There were even people who said that it was one million, and it immediately won a lot of applause, and even Fang Shi couldn't stop nodding his head on the side.

After those bigwigs finished expressing their positions, it was the turn of those juniors.

I saw that Xiao Yu'er actually raised his hand and said loudly: "I donated 10,000 yuan, I'm sorry, my money was given by my father, and he is meager, so I naturally have pocket money." Just show your heart. ”

Xiao Yu'er's words won applause again, and many people praised it: "Sure enough, there is the wind of the father, and this charitable heart will definitely be blessed in the future." ”

Xiao Yu'er nodded with satisfaction, while the other juniors were naturally not to be outdone because they had their own fathers, and 50,000 came casually.

In the end, Cai Sheng stood up, looked around, and said arrogantly: "I'll donate one million." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, this is the largest donation among the younger generations!

The son of the Cai family is not only strong in martial arts, but also has a noble character, which can be described as both virtue and art. The crowd clapped their hands enthusiastically and shouted.

Even Fang Shi nodded with satisfaction and gave Cai Sheng a thumbs up.

Cai Sheng immediately retreated proudly, while his father. Cai Jidong stood up at this time.

As soon as he came out, the audience was silent, and he hadn't said anything yet.

His sons all donated a million, so what did he say......

Everyone couldn't help but look forward to it.

Sure enough, Cai Jidong smiled slightly, "Since my son has donated one million, how can his son be cowardly, although the money is from my side." I'll donate 10 million. ”

Cai Jidong's slightly ridiculous words, as well as the content of his words, made the audience silent.

10 million!

Cai Jidong's donation, undoubtedly pushed the atmosphere of the scene to a big climax, everyone praised Cai Jidong, Cai Jidong just smiled and nodded, and then said casually: "This is what I should do, recently our group is negotiating the cooperation of a public hospital, hoping to do more public welfare undertakings for the society." ”

I felt sick to my stomach. What a shameless annexation of this kind of thing is so high-sounding, he can still say it!

The applause given to Cai Jidong at the scene could not be stopped for a long time.

At the behest of Fang Shi, the host routinely asked, "Is there anyone else who wants to donate?" ”

"Wait!" Cai Sheng suddenly shouted.

Everyone at the scene looked at Cai Sheng strangely, and even the host asked, "Does Cai Gongzi want to make another donation?"

Cai Sheng shook his head, suddenly looked at me, and said in a weird manner: "How do I remember that everyone in the audience has donated, but there is only one person who has not expressed his position?"

Everyone followed his eyes, and they all looked at me, and after discovering my existence, everyone patted their heads, "Yes, there is still this little guy at the scene, and I have forgotten it, I really have no sense of existence." ”

I looked around, and I was a little helpless, it seemed that everyone had really donated, but I was the only one who hadn't made a statement.

I know that Cai Sheng obviously wants to see my jokes, and he must think that I am a hillbilly who can't get any money at all, and will only be laughed at.

Xiao Yu'er also stood up at this time, and said with a smile: "Hey, hillbilly, the whole audience has donated, don't you mean that your uncle is the emperor of Jianghuai, shouldn't be bad for money? Also, this charity donation is to build momentum for my grandma's birthday banquet, you have worked hard to please my grandma, at this critical moment, you won't be cowardly......

Listening to Xiao Yu'er's words, everyone was secretly laughing on the side, looking at me a little cramped. They obviously get more satisfaction from their hearts.

Cai Sheng sang and harmonized with Xiao Yu'er, and said: "Yes, donating more and donating less is a meaning, but if you don't express your position, it seems a little too much, right?

Cai Sheng was nakedly ridiculing me when he said this, and I was a little speechless in my heart, Fang Yi, you cheated on me, didn't tell me to come over and donate.

But Cai Sheng, this guy, actually wants to embarrass me in public, and I naturally won't do what he wants.

So I stepped up.

The audience was silent, quietly waiting for my statement.

I cleared my throat and said, "Charity donations, I have actually donated 50 million before, forget it today." ”

My words. Let the audience be dumbfounded, fifty million!

I actually said that I had donated 50 million before......

Everyone's faces turned red, obviously they didn't dare to laugh if they wanted to.

But Xiao Yu'er laughed directly, "Hahaha, 50 million, yes, this is after the two famous words that the emperor of Jianghuai is my uncle and I am the famous doctor father in your grandmother's mouth, another earth-shattering awesome hahaha, blowing it out in front of so many people, and I am not afraid of breaking it and blowing it up to myself?"

With Xiao Yu'er's laughter, everyone couldn't hold back decisively, and even those who held their own identities couldn't help but shake their heads.

"Who's kid, with no respect for his eyes, speaks wildly, what kind of occasion is this? How dare you talk such nonsense!"

"Hehe, if the tutor at home is not done well, this will happen. ”

"Saying this kind of thing in front of Fang Shi, I don't know if Fang Shi will be angry, after all, today is Fang Shi's mother's birthday banquet, isn't this here to smash the field......"

Sure enough, Fang Shi's face changed slightly, and he obviously regarded me as a braggart.

But he is a character after all, he couldn't help but be displeased, took the microphone and said: "Today's charity donation is voluntary, and I don't force everyone, okay, today's donation will end here." I hope that some young people will face themselves squarely, be the pillars of the motherland, and never learn badly. ”

This is clearly aimed at me. And to be able to make such a big man say such heavy words, Fang Shi was obviously angry.

I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, "If you don't believe it, forget it, just let me not say it." ”

Seeing that I still dared to talk back, Cai Sheng was directly angry, he rushed over and stood in front of me, and sneered: "You kid, we gave you face before, let you brag, do you really think we believe it? We just want to see your jokes and treat you as a joke, and you still naively think that we are complimenting you? You guy, a sinful person, if you don't make it clear today, I can't spare you." ”

My expression also turned cold, "I'm guilty, but you can talk about it?"

Cai Zhizhi snapped his fingers and said: "The first one, saying that the emperor of Jianghuai is your uncle, the second one, saying that the famous doctor father Fang Yu found for her is you, and the third one, even if you are poor, she also pretended to say that she donated 50 million, especially this last one, it is simply not to give Fang Shi face at all, what a good atmosphere it was, was completely destroyed by you, did you kid see me and my dad donate so much, and my heart is unbalanced, so I deliberately want to disgust everyone?" Okay, you said you donate 50 million, I'll put down my words here, as long as you donate as much as you donate today, I will donate ten times as much as you!"

Cai Sheng's three points won the unanimous nod of everyone, and his aggressive ten-fold donation made people think he was slapping me in the face.

I smiled slightly, threw down a card, turned to leave, and said righteously: "I'm telling the truth, believe it or not, it's your business, that's what I'm going to say, this card on the ground, count it as Lao Tzu's donation...... You don't welcome me, and I naturally don't care about such bullshit occasions. ”

With that, I'm leaving.

When everyone heard me, they scolded, "This dog." He doesn't want to give him face!"

"If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, you can talk about it, and your temper is still so big!"

"Just throw a waste card and want to pretend to be forced to treat us as a family on this occasion?"

"Get out, get out of here, get as far as you can!"

My heart is getting more and more cold, these people's faces, I can't wait to rush up and slap them, but recently I have a tense relationship with Sister Tian Tian, I really don't want to cause trouble, this breath, I think I can only swallow it.

And when I took a few steps, suddenly a voice whispered, "I believe what the big brother said, because his eyes are very sincere, and the big brother won't lie to us." ”

I looked down and saw that there was a little Lori of five or six years old, holding her mother's hand. Said timidly.

As soon as her words came out, the atmosphere at the scene stagnated, and it quickly made bigger waves.

But my heart suddenly softened.

When everyone didn't believe me, there was a five or six-year-old Lori who sincerely believed me and said it, which was undoubtedly a great affirmation for me.

I ignored everyone, squatted down, touched little Lori's head, and said with a smile: "Little Lori, thank you for your trust, I have been warmed by you, you are much kinder than these disgusting people." We'll see you soon. ”

Little Lori wanted to speak, but was immediately glared back by her mother.

I shook my head, glanced back at this disgusting place, and sneered, "It's really disgusting, this world." ”

When everyone saw that I dared to say such a thing, they were angry one by one.

"Get out, get out of here, don't let me see you again!"

"Lowly hillbilly, do toads want to eat swan meat!

I laughed as I walked, the louder I laughed, this group of people, don't fall into my hands, otherwise, you will die a miserable death!

Today, I endure!

I was thinking about it when I suddenly heard a hearty laugh.

"My good nephew, where is this going?"

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