Chapter 328, but fierce and fierce
At this moment, all the people of the Provincial Forestry Bureau looked at the air in unison, and flocks of sparrows on the street covered the sky, giving people a strong visual impact.
Kindness.
Yes.
The strong visual impact made them subconsciously grow their beaks, although they knew that most of the sparrows moved in groups, but they could not dream that there would be so many sparrows gathered in the air.
Yaya, there must be at least thousands of these sparrows, right?
Before they could react, everyone felt as if something had fallen into their mouths.
Usually when something falls into the mouth, almost most people's instinct is to close their mouths and make a swallowing motion. These people from the Forestry Department are no exception.
"What the hell, what's that? why does it stink so much?"
"Bird shit, it's all fucking bird shit. ”
"Gross!"
The people from the Forestry Bureau were about to collapse, and before they could react, bird poop fell from the sky.
"Damn, how can this be?"
"**** mother, what's going on with these sparrows?"
The people of the Forestry Bureau were confused and wanted to find a cover, but this location was bare, and there was no place to hide.
Moments later, a dense stream of bird droppings drenched them in soup.
When those tourists saw this scene, they were immediately stunned. A monstrous wave rose in everyone's heart.
I'm a grass, this is what is called a living person with poop?
No one could have imagined that Xiao Qi had attracted a flock of sparrows, and who could have imagined that he would come to this trick?
It's disgusting.
In particular, the people from the Forestry Bureau on the screen seem to have crawled out of a dung pit, covered in.
The only difference from the dung pit is that the bird poop is hot and colorful.
Although across the screen, everyone smelled a strong smell of Xiang. It makes people feel that their stomachs are turning upside down, and even some people with shallow stomachs run to the side and retch. Of course, more people still took out their mobile phones to take pictures of this scene.
"It's a disaster movie!" someone let out a gloating laugh.
"Brother Seventh is good, if you miss this scene, you will definitely regret it for life. ”
"I don't think those people at the Forestry Department will ever forget what happened today. ”
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"Damn, what the hell is this, it's disgusting. "A man from the Forestry Bureau was angry in the mountains.
The others were also very painful and took off their shirts one after another. As for the pants, they didn't have the face to take them off, after all, the aerial camera was in the sky, and so many people in the village watched. If someone takes off their pants and is filmed, they will definitely be very angry.
Eleven is not cold, on the contrary, it is somewhat hot.
Most of them wore a T-shirt, and although the jacket was off, the whole body was covered in a disgusting smell and mucus.
Especially their style of killing Matt, not to mention how funny it is.
"Team Zhang, what should we do now?" someone asked.
Zhang Zhenjiang wiped his face and was furious: "Do you have in your head? Of course, you should go down the mountain to clean it! Could it be that you lick Lao Tzu clean?
In this way, more than 50 people came out of the mountains in despair.
Seeing that the show was over, a shallow smile appeared on the corner of Zhao Xiaoning's mouth, and he wanted to clean up.
After the show, the tourists scattered around the village, climbing the mountain and swimming in the lake. The atmosphere seemed to be very harmonious, and of course, the people from the Forestry Bureau talked about it the most.
There is only one water source in Zhaojiatun, and that is Crescent Lake. So, this is the best place for those forestry bureaus to wash their bodies.
"Fuck off, the water here can't be polluted at all. Otherwise, I will sue you for polluting the water source, since you are from the Forestry Bureau, you must know what the crime of polluting the water source is, right?" Zhao Xiaoning has been waiting here for a long time.
Hearing Zhao Xiaoning's words, those people from the Forestry Bureau were eager to attack him and kill him. Because they know that Zhao Xiaoning has an unshirkable responsibility for today's events.
Although they knew that Zhao Xiaoning was the real culprit behind all this, they had no conclusive evidence. As law enforcement officers, how dare they do such a thing? Don't forget that there are still a lot of tourists here.
Zhang Zhenjiang forced a smile: "This little brother, we don't pollute the water source, we just need to fetch a few buckets of water." ”
"And then?" asked Zhao Xiaoning.
Zhang Zhenjiang was stunned: "No, then." ”
Zhao Xiaoning sneered: "Nongfu Spring still pays two yuan a bottle, don't you pay some money?"
Everyone was speechless at the same time, their feelings were that they wanted money! Also, the contracting power of Crescent Lake was in his hands, and he had the right to sell water.
"You make an offer. Zhang Zhenjiang said.
"A dollar. Zhao Xiaoning smiled.
Hearing this price, the people around immediately frowned, I said, so much only for one dollar?
Just before people could react, Zhao Xiaoning's voice rang out again: "One dollar and one drop of water." ”
As soon as these words came out, many people laughed out loud.
"As the so-called grace of a drop of water springs in return, there is nothing wrong with selling a drop of water for a dollar!"
"It's not a problem, it's a good deal. ”
"Are you kidding us?" Zhang Zhenjiang looked at Zhao Xiaoning with gloomy eyes, and the anger in his heart burned, as if he would break through the shackles of reason at any time.
Not only him, but also those from the Forestry Department were furious. Such a group of big men were toyed with by a young man and applauded, and they were already slapped in the face.
Zhao Xiaoning shrugged his shoulders innocently: "No, the price is clearly marked, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”
"Team Zhang, why are you talking so much nonsense with him, I'm going to go into the lake to take a bath, I'll see how he stops me. "Someone can't stand it anymore, angry.
Quack!
A large group of cormorants playing on the water flew over with their wings fluttering and stood neatly behind Zhao Xiaoning.
Seeing the cormorant's crooked, sharp beak, the man just now was so frightened that he took two steps back. They are from the Forestry Bureau, and they know how terrible cormorants are.
Zhao Xiaoning's face also became gloomy: "I tell you, don't fucking shame on me, and don't pinch me Zhao Xiaoning as a soft persimmon." Before you went into the mountains and didn't let the wolves attack you, be content, although you have become a living person, but it is only a small punishment for you, if you still don't know what to do, I promise that you will become crippled. ”
"Are you threatening us?" asked Zhang Zhenjiang in a low voice.
Zhao Xiaoning chuckled: "No, it's just a kind reminder." You may not know that these cormorants can be fierce and fierce, don't cripple you, they can even kill you. They're just birds, so they won't be held legally responsible even if they kill you, right?"
"Here we are. Zhang Zhenjiang glared at Zhao Xiaoning, he didn't doubt Zhao Xiaoning's words at all, because these cormorants were completely capable of killing these people. As the so-called heroes don't suffer immediate losses, there is no need to be knowledgeable with him.
"Wait. Just as Zhang Zhenjiang and the others turned around and were about to leave, Zhao Xiaoning's voice rang out: "Go back and tell the surnamed Qiao that this matter is not over today, and he will pay the price for his stupidity." ”