1359. Chapter 1359 - I Want to Ask You Properly
The high-ranking officials of the provincial inspection team, who were still arrogant before, were all dumbfounded at this time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
This is an order from Vice Governor Zhou, never or not?
Never with no dignity!
If you don't obey, you may lose your position!
For those of them who have been in the civil service for so many years and have managed to climb to this position, offending their immediate superiors and being dismissed from public office is simply a catastrophe.
"Now, it's time to organize an inspection of you! Whoever drinks the water in this water first, and I will give credit when I go back, otherwise, you can do it yourself!"
Vice Governor Zhou took a mouthful of the smell of the toilet, but said it particularly meaningfully, and even gave people an illusion of awe.
"I ...... Vice Governor Zhou, I have admired this feat of yours for a long time, and I have long wanted to emulate it......"
After a few seconds of consideration, it was Director Wang, who had the biggest opinion just now, who rushed forward quickly, lowered his head and took a big mouthful, closed his eyes and frowned and swallowed hard.
"Oh, the king has drunk everything, no! If I don't go, I'm afraid I'll be dismissed when I go back." Even if you can keep it, if you offend Vice Governor Zhou, you won't be able to eat and walk around! Damn, isn't it just a sip of water? It doesn't have to be urine...... Out of the way......"
With Director Wang taking the lead, all of a sudden, the other officials, despite their reluctance in their hearts, had to rush into the bathroom to show their loyalty, and drank the water in the toilet with a grunt. Even, they were still afraid that they wouldn't be able to drink, and they scrambled.
"Hahaha......"
Seeing such a scene, Lin Feng couldn't help laughing, because only he knew that this time it was really those officials who took the initiative to drink it voluntarily, which was completely different from Zhou Nan and Huang Tao who were controlled by him with puppet talismans.
The officials of Zhi'an City in the hall also couldn't help laughing.
However, after laughing, they suddenly fell silent one by one. Because on the surface, these officials who rush to drink toilet water are indeed very ridiculous, but as long as you think about it carefully, you will be very ironic and deeply aware of such cruel officialdom facts.
Isn't the scene funny now?
Isn't the scene exaggerated now?
Where would anyone drink toilet water because of someone else's words?
If you think about it with your ass, you know that normal people will definitely not do this, and even poor farmers who can't afford to eat would rather starve to death than eat the food that comes to them.
However, in this group of high-ranking officials who are well-fed and clothed and even flaunted by people in society, such a thing really exists.
I have to say that the irony is extreme!
This is officialdom, this is this involuntary Vanity Fair.
And it's not just such things that happen today, from ancient times to the present in officialdom, similar funny and exaggerated things are really common. It's no wonder that the officials of Zhi'an City will smile and laugh and become serious, and after thinking about it for a few moments, they feel a deep sadness welling up in their hearts, because they are also in such a vanity fair, unable to extricate themselves?
In fact, many of them are putting themselves in their shoes, if they were given such a ridiculous order by their superiors, would they obey the order at the expense of their own personal dignity? Or would they simply stop working and keep their dignity?
They did not dare to think about it, and as soon as they thought about it, they immediately shuddered, and there was an indescribable feeling, a deep sense of sadness.
"This has been the case in officialdom since ancient times, and there is enough written in that book "The Appearance of Officialdom". ”
Lin Feng, who has many memories inherited from his predecessors, naturally has a deeper understanding, he sneered and shook his head, seeing these farces in the bathroom, he felt that today was almost the end of it.
Wow!
Lin Feng completely withdrew the effect of the two puppet talismans, so Huang Tao and Zhou Nan in the bathroom completely regained control of their sanity and body at the same moment.
"Evil ...... I...... What the hell is wrong with me? I really drank all this disgusting water to keep some bullshit bet?......"
Deputy Mayor Huang Tao vomited directly again, and before he could say anything, the whole person was stunned by the stench emitted by himself from the inside and outside.
"Huang Tao! Huang Tao...... You thing, I don't know what kind of demon I have today, and I actually came with you to drink this sewage!"
Vice Governor Zhou Nan hurriedly rushed to the sink, rinsed his mouth over and over again, grabbed his throat and tried to wash out the sewage he had just drunk into his stomach, but it was useless at all, so he immediately shouted inside: "Director Wang! Director Wang, what are you all doing? Why don't you hurry up and call an ambulance for me, I'm going to the hospital for gastric lavage!"
"Vice Governor Zhou, I ...... We haven't drunk all the water in it yet!" said Director Wang, pointing to the toilet bowl with a pained expression.
"Who...... Who told you to drink? Still rushing to drink, are you sick?" Zhou Nan didn't react for a while, and realized that he had ordered it without control just now.
"Vice Governor Zhou, it's obvious that you made us drink......"
Director Wang was almost fainting, and said very innocently.
"Don't worry about this, hurry up, lift Huang Tao up! Call an ambulance, let's hurry to the hospital for gastric lavage......"
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At this time, where did Vice Governor Zhou Nan still have the time to pursue Lin Feng and others, as soon as the ambulance came, he couldn't wait to get in the car. The people who left the hall on the first floor looked at each other, and after being serious for a long time, they couldn't help but laugh and gossip.
"Lin Feng, today is really thanks to you. Gee...... I didn't expect you to be a big ghost! Just now, so many provincial officials surrounded you, and they couldn't talk about you. Also, how do you know that Vice Mayor Huang and Vice Governor Zhou are really willing to drink water from the toilet? Secretary Xiao Liu asked Lin Feng haha.
"Secretary Liu, because I saw their sincere heart to serve the people! They came to our Zhi'an City to inspect, maybe they will want to inspect the toilet water standard of the Zhi'an Municipal Government Office Building!"
Lin Feng smiled slightly, but Chen Luping grabbed Lin Feng's arm and pulled him upstairs.
"Hey...... Aunt Ping, where are you taking me to?" was grabbed by Chen Luping's gentle and powerful hands, Lin Feng asked.
"Go upstairs to my office, Lin Feng, about this investment, Aunt Ping really has some questions to ask you. Chen Luping said with a very serious face.