(Cat flutter Chinese) "What!" the two waiters looked as if they had been blown up by lightning.

"I said this hotel is my home. I said out loud again.

This time, the expressions of the two people changed, and the two of them respectfully asked me, "May I ask the name of the gentleman?"

"The surname is Liu, and the name is Lang. I said proudly.

"Liu Lang?" the two were stunned.

"Yes, Liu Lang, now I can go in. I said again.

"Grass!" one of them couldn't help but burst into foul language, and directly picked up the walkie-talkie, "Hey, hey, is there ......a security guard?

As soon as I heard this, I quickly pressed the person's walkie-talkie and said embarrassedly: "What's the matter, you have something to say, don't scare me." ”

"Boy, where are you from? Do you know who this hotel belongs to? Do you know what kind of drinking party this is tonight?" the waiter glared at me.

I was stunned, I didn't know any of the above, it was embarrassing.

But at this critical moment, I remembered another sentence from He Tiantian: There is no problem that money cannot solve.

So I quickly reached into my pocket, took out two hundred dollars, gave one to each of them, and raised an eyebrow at them: "This is your hard work, you can always let me in now, right?"

"Grass, security, security, run for me!" one of the waiters rushed away.

I scolded He Tiantian thousands of times in my heart, where can I solve this problem with money? It's a waste of my two hundred yuan.

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!" I ran away with a cigarette before the waiter could catch me.

I hid in the toilet next to the box, and finally entered the hotel, and the toilet was free to feel it.

I went to the toilet and wondered, what should I do now?

I tried to call He Tiantian, but she was on the phone again, and I despaired.

Just as I was in despair, I saw a man walk into the toilet.

This is an old man with gray hair, a little dull eyes, and severely darkened eye circles, he is not tall, and he is wearing a gray dress, which is more stumbling than me, and I almost thought he was washing the toilet.

But I know he's not washing the toilet because he's on the phone.

"Hey, Lao Wu, I haven't seen you for a long time, haha, have you been doing any chick lately?" The old man's voice was full of anger, as if he wished that others would hear about his obscene matter.

This old man is disrespectful, I slandered.

"Me, it's been like that lately, there are a lot of little beauties crying and shouting every day to post upside down, which makes me so depressed, I don't know who to choose. ”

"I know you're not ashamed, you must be hiding in a corner, secretly doing it yourself against a few outdated little yellow books, haha!"

"What? You dare to laugh at me? I tell you, I'm not what I used to be, I'm ...... now" The old man went to the toilet while thrust his waist, and when he said this, his eyes suddenly focused on me who had been staring at him, and his voice suddenly stopped.

"You continue, you continue. "I made a gesture to him.

"Little one, what do you see? Haven't you seen anything so powerful?" said the old man, who hung up the phone and glared at me.

"No, no, I'm just looking, you old man, it's so good to pee!" I said perfunctorily.

"Count you as acquaintances. The old man actually nodded arrogantly, trembled, and pulled up his trouser chain.

After he finished speaking, he was about to go out, but I suddenly had a thought, grabbed him and said, "Old man, are you also here to attend the drinking party?"

"Drinking party?" he was stunned.

"Do you have an invitation?" I asked again.

"What invitation?" he was even more confused.

Good fellow, shameless than me.

"Then what are you doing here?" I couldn't help but ask.

"The old man heard that there are a lot of beautiful women here, so he asked me to come and have a look. The old man said.

I was in a trance, how I felt that my situation was similar to that of the old man!

I was also fooled by He Tiantian's sentence to look at a beautiful woman, but as a result, now the beauty doesn't see it, and the obscene bad old man sees one, and praises him for peeing against his will.

I couldn't help but pat the old man on the shoulder and said to him, "Old man, it's also a kind of fate that we can meet and know each other in the toilet." ”

The old man was a little blindsided by my almost trapping.

"Do you want to see beautiful women?" I said, winking at him.

When the old man heard the word beauty, he suddenly lost his circle, and his eyes shone brightly, "Where is it!"

I knew I had to do what I wanted.

So I said to him, "The beautiful women are all at the party, but neither of us has an invitation and can't get in, so I thought of a good idea." ”

"What's the solution?" the old man stared at me with burning eyes, and saw me shudder.

"It's just that we have to help each other, so you go and lure the two watchdogs out of the way, and then I'll sneak in. When I sneak in, I'll find someone in there and have someone help me get those two watchdogs in, and then you can sneak in again. I said to him smugly.

"It's so obscene. The old man actually said that to me.

I had a black line, "Old man, I don't say that you are obscene with beautiful women in your seventies and eighties, but you say that I am obscene." ”

"Little doll, the old man has no shortage of beauties to see. The old man said to me.

"Blow, blow, blow again! There is no shortage of beautiful women to see, what are you doing here?" I looked at the old man like that, and thought, it's really boring, in the end, I have to use this power again.

So I took out another hundred dollars and stuffed it into the old man's pocket, "Don't be too much." ”

The old man raised his eyebrows, "What are you doing! The old man is not short of money!"

"Don't pretend, everyone is temperamental, helping each other is a traditional Chinese virtue, don't you want to carry forward your style?" I pouted at him, "This hundred yuan can buy a set of white-dotted clothes, look at you are dressed in gray, people think you are washing the toilet." ”

The old man immediately blew his beard and glared, "Little doll, you have to speak with your conscience, the old man's clothes are ......."

"Old man, don't lie to people, I know, you have a good face and like to brag, I know everything. I said to him.

"Damn! where is the old man bragging!" the old man was so angry that he was about to jump to his feet.

"Old man, do you want to revive the man's majesty? I have medicine here. I suddenly winked at him.

"Damn, so you're a drug dealer!" the old man jumped to his feet.

I laughed hehe, and at the same time pulled him outside, "Don't you have a lot of skills?"

Before the old man could scold me, I suddenly pushed him out of the corner, and he was instantly exposed to the eyes of the two waiters.

I was very proud and impressed by my wit.

As long as the old man attracts enough firepower, I can easily sneak in.

What? When the time comes, I'll help the old man turn the tiger away from the mountain again?

I'm too lazy to help this obscene bad old man, the beauties here are mine, up to sixty years old, down to sixteen years old, all mine.

I saw that the bad old man looked serious as soon as he was exposed to the two waiters.

Not to mention that he is quite decent when he is serious.

I saw him talking to the two waiters, and it must have been the same as I said before, all kinds of bragging, and this old man loves to brag.

Then, after a few minutes, the old man walked slowly in the other direction with his hands behind his back.

Damn! Failed? Useless man! Worse than me!

I was thinking depressedly, when I suddenly saw that when the old man disappeared around the corner in that direction, the two waiters seemed to suddenly realize, and the rocket chased after the old man with his buttocks.

Ah, why did the two waiters reflect the arc and react so slowly?

My reflex arc was quite fast, and the moment the two waiters disappeared around the corner, I rushed out.

I sprinted at a speed of 100 meters and rushed straight into the party.

Just when I wanted to secretly take a chance, my head suddenly went soft, as if I had hit something.

"Ouch!" a scream rang out, and I fell forward.

The moment I fell, I screamed badly, I didn't see anyone when I came in, this didn't hit anyone!

I felt a person pressing under me, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

I just wanted to raise my hand, and suddenly I felt two soft sensations in my hand, so familiar Chinese!