Chapter 593: Collective Awkward Dance (2 more)
The whole night was spent in meditation and cultivation.
The bottleneck of the triple after tomorrow is loosening more and more, and Xiao Fan feels that it seems that it can be broken through with a light poke just by the thickness of a piece of paper.
However, this piece of paper is not as easy to puncture as imagined.
When the sky was bright, Xiao Fan opened his eyes, although he still did not break through the acquired triple, Xiao Fan was not annoyed, he believed that in the recent period, he would definitely be able to break through smoothly.
After practicing in the morning, Xiao Fan and Hei Tong returned to the villa, there was already a fragrant breakfast on the table, and Lin Ruohan's cooking skills were no worse than Lin Ruoxue.
After breakfast, Lin Ruohan still went back to the study to get busy with things, and Hei Tong pulled Wang San and the others to train, and looked at Xiao Fan with a for tat.
"Old needle, although the master is very handsome, but you look at me like this, it makes me very unnatural. ”
"Xiao Shao, you should fulfill your promise today, right? for tat smirked.
Xiao Fan rolled his eyes angrily, hooked his finger at the, strode out of the villa, and the-for-tat hurriedly followed.
Still driving a Volkswagen, Xiao Fan came to the square in the downtown business district with a-for-tat.
The sun is shining all over the land, and the spring is bright and pleasant, and because it is a Sunday, even in the morning, the shops in the business district welcome many customers.
There were many people coming and going in the square, Xiao Fan looked him up and down, took him into the mall, and arrived at the place where men's clothing was stored.
"Xiao Shao, I'm not here to go shopping with you. for tat dissatisfied.
Xiao Fan pouted and said, "I didn't buy clothes myself, I bought them for you." ”
"Buy it for me?" Blade looked down at the tunic he was wearing, and said blankly, "I don't lack clothes." ”
Xiao Fan sighed, his face was serious: "The so-called work wants to do a good job must first sharpen its tools, if you want to pick up girls, you naturally have to have a good outfit, you can't wear this clothes, you have to dress trendy, and women like trends now." ”
"That seems to be the case, so what clothes do I wear that will look trendy?" nodded thoughtfully.
Xiao Fan smiled and said nothing, looking at it from store to store.
Half an hour later, Xiao Fan and Feng walked out of a store and immediately attracted the attention of many people.
The people passing by, regardless of men and women, looked at the-for-tat in a daze, first stunned, and then couldn't help laughing.
I saw that Feng was wearing a metal sheet clothes, shining in the sun, wearing black leggings with a skull group printed on them, and a pair of board shoes under his feet, half black and half white.
Wearing a pair of large round-framed sunglasses, his eyes were completely covered, and he had a wide headset on his ears, as if he was listening to music, and his body swayed gently involuntarily with the music.
If you just look at the back, I'm afraid everyone will think that this is a non-mainstream Erbi youth.
But when I looked at the front, his beard and hair were all white, and his face was full of wrinkles, it was obvious that he was an old guy, and he was dressed like this, which could not be described as eccentric.
"Xiao Shao, is this really okay? How do I feel that they are all laughing?" asked Feng suspiciously.
Xiao Fan also had a playful smile on his face, looked him up and down, nodded, and was very satisfied with his own vision.
"You don't understand this, this world is always a wolf with more meat and less meat, why would a chick take a fancy to you instead of others? Only in this way can you quickly notice you and be attracted to you. ”
Xiao Fan paused as he spoke, and continued: "Moreover, you are still wearing this dress at your age, there must be many people who are curious, have you ever heard of a sentence? When a woman is curious about a man, it is not far from falling." ”
Hearing this, he touched his gray beard and thought about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Xiao Fan was right, so he couldn't help but nod and give Xiao Fan a thumbs up: "Xiao Shao is amazing, no wonder you can soak so many beauties." ”
"Hehe, that's what I'm most proud of. Xiao Fan said proudly and came to the square with a-for-tat.
There are many wooden chairs on the side of the flower beds in the square, and many men and women who are tired of walking around like to sit here.
Xiao Fan looked around, found an empty seat to sit down, and said to the-for-tat: "I'll play music for you, you come to dance, remember to be cool!"
"I can't dance. "for tat is dumbfounded, I have never danced in my life.
"It doesn't matter if you can't dance, even if you dance with your hands, but remember to be cool, not only the expression, but also the movements must be neat, only in this way can you attract the attention of the girls. Xiao Fan said, not allowing him to speak-for-tat, the music on his mobile phone was turned on, and the volume was turned on to the maximum.
"The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains......"
The music with feelings came out of the mobile phone, and he swallowed his saliva, looking at the square full of people, and felt awkward in his heart.
"Do you really want to dance in front of so many people?"
"What are you doing in a daze? Jump quickly, otherwise the pickle girl will fail, don't say that I don't fulfill my promise!" Xiao Fan urged.
Hearing this, he panicked a little, gritted his teeth, and simply let it go, dancing indiscriminately, and finally simply played the five-bird boxing that he had used for fitness since he was a child.
I have to say that-for-tat is really a genius, it really made him find the rhythm, the five bird boxing is against the music, and it moves very rhythmically, which looks very emotional.
Xiao Fan stiffened his face, held back a smile, secretly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and turned on the video recording function.
At this moment, many people around were attracted by the-for-tat, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos, and surrounded them one after another.
"Damn, this old man is so good, so fashionable!"
"Awesome my master, a true example of the old heart, this dress, this music, this action, tsk, it's just ......"
The people who eat melons formed a circle, watching the-for-tat jumping up and down with a very feeling, and they all marveled.
When Feng heard their voices, he was overjoyed, and felt that Xiao Fan really didn't lie to him, so he became even more cheerful.
An old woman didn't know what to think, but suddenly she joined in and danced together.
Immediately afterwards, the two aunts also joined in with small steps.
Then, a couple of uncles couldn't help themselves.
Then, a group of aunts danced the same steps......
This time it was Xiao Fan's turn to be dumbfounded.
Originally, I just wanted to pit tat once and make him make a fool of himself, but who knew that now it has evolved into a collective embarrassing dance scene for uncles and aunts, all with smiles on their faces, dancing happily, and the lineup is getting stronger and stronger, there are aunts and aunts joining every moment, and the middle-aged men who can't stand the loneliness also enter together, and the crowd of onlookers keeps retreating, and there are more and more exclamations.
"The elderly in the awkward dance have already occupied the world......" Xiao Fan let out a long sigh, looking at the more and more joyful the-for-tat, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Does he remember what he came here for?
(End of chapter)