Chapter 1583: I Want to Bang Myself!(3 more)
"Young grandma is very lucky! Eat chicken at night!Ah, no, it's chicken in the early morning!"
When Xiao Fan came back with two wooden barrels, he almost stumbled when he heard this.
The bonfire is still the same bonfire, and the two women are still the same two women, but the atmosphere has become completely different from before.
I don't know if it's Yin Hong or Bai Qian, I caught a few long-tailed chickens, Yin Hong is plucking chicken feathers, because there is no water, the scene is a little bloody, and it is not suitable for children.
That's not the point, so what's the name of the young grandmother?
"You're back! Wait a minute, there's chicken to eat soon." When Bai Qian saw Xiao Fan coming back, she smiled sweetly, and at the same time her heart jumped with joy, sure enough, Xiao Fan didn't take the opportunity to escape, does it prove that he is still a little interesting to me?
Xiao Fan's face twitched a few times and nodded silently.
Bai Qian's words are like what a housewife is saying to her husband who has just come home from work, where did that inexplicable sense of warmth come from?
"Young master, I'm sorry for you, the slave shouldn't have let you go to find water, the slave was wrong, don't dare next time. Yin Hong immediately stood up, still holding a handful of chicken feathers in both hands, and lowered her head with a frightened look.
Xiao Fan's face twitched, and he wondered if he had left a trip and came back from the wrong set.
How many costume dramas have you watched to pretend to be so decent? Also, what are your big watery eyes blinking when you look at me quietly? Do you really want to be like the bloody plot in costume dramas, where the maid hooks up with the young master in front of the young grandmother?
Isn't it time for the young master to sneak into your room at night next, and then tomorrow the young grandmother will come to beat you up in a rage?
Immediately after that, the young master had a big quarrel with the young grandmother, and then took you to another place to have a golden house to hide Jiao?
Xiao Fan wiped his face, this kind of plot is too bloody and has no new ideas.
"There is a river three miles away, the water is relatively gentle, I cut two stumps and hollowed out to make a wooden barrel, there is not much water, it seems that it is only enough to deal with these long-tailed chickens, originally I planned to wait for the water to come back and then go to get game, now it seems that there is no need, sure enough, it is good to have a maid." ”
Xiao Fan sat down, feeling that he was really prescient.
"Young master, don't worry, the slave and maid will definitely work hard to serve the young master and young grandmother, and promise not to poison the food. Yin Hong hurriedly said.
Xiao Fan: "It's okay, let's go down, I'm worried about the salty seasoning." ”
Bai Qian: "......"
Yin Hong: "......"
Half an hour later, the aroma of barbecue wafted out, and a total of five long-tailed chickens were roasted to a shiny oil.
Yin Hong's technique is really good, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and it tastes great, except that there is no seasoning, which is a pity.
Xiao Fan felt that he had miscalculated, he didn't prepare seasonings, and most of the next days were estimated to be the kind of being hunted down, and the deep mountains and old forests were estimated to not be less, and it seemed that he had to get some after dawn.
Yin Hong didn't have a chance to poison the food, and she didn't plan to poison it, Xiao Fan, a freak, was uninvincible, and the most violent poison had been used up by Xiao Fan, she was very heartbroken, for the remaining poison placed in her conscience, it was too precious to be wasted, and it would not be wasted easily.
Now the time is more than two o'clock in the morning, Xiao Fan has actually eaten a lot before, but Yin Hong's skills are good, so Xiao Fan still ate two long-tailed chickens by himself, Bai Qian and Yin Hong have not eaten, and one and a half people have eaten one and a half, which is considered a great joy.
After eating and wiping clean, Xiao Fan stretched out with satisfaction, planning to take a bath.
This cave is a relatively good resting place, and Xiao Fan has no intention of moving his position.
Bai Qian shouted that she wanted to wash it too, so Yin Hong naturally had to follow.
The moonlight is like water, reflected in the river, sparkling.
Xiao Fan had tried to throw stones before, and the water here was about two meters deep, which was enough for bathing.
"How are the three of us going to wash?" Bai Qian looked at the gentle river in front of her, her eyes looked at Xiao Fan, and there was a faint special color.
Xiao Fan looked serious: "I'll wash it myself, and you will wash it together." Otherwise, all three of them are washed together. ”
Bai Qian gritted her teeth, how can the three of them wash together?
So in the end, Xiao Fan washed it himself.
Soaking in the water, Xiao Fan sighed quietly, no one rubbed his back, so worried.
couldn't help but think of Xia Wanru, Xiaoyue, Mu Yu and Mu Sha.
They all helped Xiao Fan rub his back, and their skills were good.
On the other side, Bai Qian and Yin Hong washed together, Yin Hong picked herself up cleanly, but Bai Qian was actually a little shy, the dignified eldest lady of the Baihe family had never been so open.
Yin Hong wanted to escape, but unfortunately Bai Qian fed her a mouthful of medicine, before she didn't know what poison it was, before she got the antidote, she didn't dare to act rashly, otherwise she would be whitewashed as soon as she escaped, wouldn't it be a loss?
After hesitating for a long time, Bai Qian still couldn't resist the uncomfortable feeling of stickiness on her body, and jumped into the river nakedly, I don't know if it was because the river water was cold, or because she was a little shy to take a bath in front of others for the first time, there were small particles on her skin, and her hairs were standing upside down.
Bai Qian, who had a little red on her face, sinked her whole body into the river, and when she jumped out lightly, she raised her head and threw her short hair back, bringing up countless droplets.
The conscience is half-exposed, and the beauty bathes the picture.
More than ten meters away, Xiao Fan retracted his gaze and entered the gentleman mode.
Just look, don't touch!
By the time I finished taking a shower, it was already past three o'clock in the morning.
The three of them returned to the cave together, Xiao Fan and Bai Qian each meditated cross-legged, while Yin Hong was useless to meditate cross-kneeled because his qi veins were sealed, so he decisively lay down to sleep.
Time passed quietly.
I don't know when, Xiao Fan suddenly opened his eyes.
Yin Hong, who was sleeping next to her, quietly stretched out her big white legs under her kimono, and her white toes rested on Xiao Fan's legs, moving mischievously.
When Xiao Fan looked stunned, he saw Yin Hong lying on his side, holding his head with one hand and his conscience with the other, his eyes were blurred, and he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.
“…… Sure enough, is the plot of the maid hooking up with the young master?"
Xiao Fan said that he was very helpless, being handsome is trouble, and there are women who want to snap themselves wherever they go.
However, Xiao Fan also felt understandable, because every time he looked in the mirror, he wanted to snap himself.
"You're not afraid that she will kill you?" Xiao Fan pointed at Bai Qian, opened his mouth, and said silently.
The skill of lip-syncing, which almost most killers will, is a general skill and does not need to add many skill points.
Yin Hong pursed her lips, and also said silently: "Young master, the slave and maid are in your hands, the slave and maid have already recognized it, just ask the young master for favor, don't kill the slave and maid." ”
Xiao Fan felt that this line was slightly 'disabled'.
"If you have the ability to drive her away, I promise you. Xiao Fan replied silently.
Yin Hong glanced at Bai Qian, her eyes were rolling endlessly, but unfortunately, she obviously didn't think of any good way for a while.
"Hmph, Kill in Despair! I, Yin Hong, will definitely kill you! Keeping me is the biggest mistake you have made in this life! Sooner or later, I will let you go to hell at the happiest time!" Yin Hong swore silently in her heart.
(End of chapter)