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Silk Banner didn't know what Levi was thinking, but he didn't sell it. After looking around to make sure that there was no one within the distance of hearing the two of them talking, she approached Levi's side, stood on tiptoe and whispered to him: "Mainly because that movie is super age-limited, it is stipulated that you must be over fifteen years old to watch it, and even if you are over fifteen years old to watch, minors must be accompanied by their parents to go in." ”

After listening to the silk flag's explanation, Levi immediately sprayed. Fortunately, his idea of buying a drink just now was interrupted by the silk flag that proposed to change his clothes, otherwise this little Lori would not be able to cut his head and cover his face wet. In the end, the silk flag can be regarded as saving himself and allowing himself to escape a wet catastrophe.

"Family, parents, you mean you're going to let me pretend to be your parents?"

I can't blame Levi for making too much of a fuss, I used to only hear those students in the class whisper about who and who pretended to be boyfriends and girlfriends, but pretended to be parents or something...... Well, it's not like Lévy hasn't heard of that kind of thing. It is said that in some schools with average grades, students who are poor in their studies will pay someone to impersonate their parents on open days or open classes, so that teachers do not complain to their parents or anything. But the No. 2 Middle School where Levi teaches is a school above the level in the central ward, and everyone's grades are generally good, and the ones who are almost good are the sports specialties of Tomoya Okazaki and Yohei Haruhara. And the results of those special admissions must have been used to by their parents since childhood, and the teachers will not be too strict with them. For example, Okazaki is considered by some students to be no. Good, but he actually performed quite well in school, except for the fact that his grades have been slightly regrettable because of the poor foundation before he was promoted to the second middle school, there are not too many problems that the teachers complain about. It's that Chunyuan's stupid guy skipping class all day makes many teachers have opinions, but I haven't heard any colleagues say that they made a phone call to find his parents.

Anyway, this kind of thing must not have happened in the second middle and high school, and the whole school may say that there may be, and it is probably the class of Hideyoshi Onizuka in the junior high school. Moreover, Levi's most surprising thing was not only the fact that the silk flag made him pretend to be a parent, but ......

"Don't you want to pretend to be a high school student? If you want to watch an R15 movie, you must be at least fifteen years old, right? Not to mention that you don't look like a high school student, do I look so old that it will make people feel that I have a fifteen or sixteen-year-old daughter at a glance?"

That's what Levy wants to complain about the most. The age he registered in the island's household registration information is only about thirty years old, which is of course not Levi's deliberate pretending to be young, although his appearance is not as exaggerated as Ewen's body size, but if you tell others that you are forty or fifty years old, even if you don't worry about the suspicions of some people, it is very troublesome to explain two more sentences every time, isn't it? With Levi's appearance, if he has a fifteen or sixteen-year-old daughter, normal people will definitely be strange, after all, although with the physiological development of human beings, it is not impossible to have a child at the age of fifteen or sixteen or even fourteen or fifteen, and even before the relatively distant era, most people at that time got married and had children when they were still children in the eyes of modern people. However, in order to ensure full physical development, as well as various other physical, psychological, and even socio-ethical reasons, the laws of most countries in the modern world stipulate at least that a person must be at least eighteen years old before he can get married.

Well, there are countries that have children out of wedlock, and countries that do not have the rule that they can only get married as minors, are actually not without them in the world. But in the eyes of the vast majority of earthlings, whether it is a minor child born out of wedlock or the special laws of a few countries, this is a rare and extreme exception. Just like the average height of an adult male is about 1.7 meters, but there is no shortage of special examples of being caught playing basketball at a young age when he grows to 2 meters. But would that kind of person with a special height go out on the street and become accustomed to not paying special attention to them because everyone has watched a basketball game?

Levi felt that if he had followed the plan of the silk flag, the two of them would definitely be paid extra attention when they bought tickets. Even if you are not a detective like Sherlock Holmes or Poirot, as long as you focus on something, you may be able to find some flaws that are not particularly good in the first place. Compared with the father and daughter who pretend to be lame, Levi thinks that Juan Qi may have a higher success rate if he changes his hairstyle and wears glasses to pretend to be a college student.

It's a big deal, just don't stick to her weird habit of 'unintentionally exposing her legs' for the time being, change into trousers and sneak in double stilts.

"So, can't you listen to people before they express their opinions? Is it that people who have been teachers for a long time are super good at this, and they don't give others a chance to speak, and they think about themselves indiscriminately, and many students who obviously haven't done anything are gagged by you like this and then they are super wronged, right?"

Silk Banner hung his shoulders and raised his eyebrows and stared at Levi angrily. She looks like she is a little less Lori than her usual behavior, isn't she already in the play now? If she is a professional actor, this is probably a very dedicated and professional performance, right? She is ready before she enters the camera, and the director must like her type.

"Didn't you want me to pretend to be your parent?"

Levi has never done anything like wronging a student, but this is obviously not the time to refute that kind of unimportant thing, and Levi has a clear conscience and is frank, so where would he care about that kind of boring slander?

"Of course it's not super, look at your expression, shouldn't it be super that I want to hear me call you 'Dad', and now I can't hear it, it's super regrettable, right? Woo, super perverted, you're really a super lolita like Mai Ye said! It's miserable, so I'm not super dangerous!"

Levi was speechless, what should I say at this time? And said that he didn't listen to her, this is simply because she is always off topic, right? And there is Mai Ye, when did that woman say that I am Lolita? Is it because of this misunderstanding, that they always intentionally or unintentionally let Flanda give themselves all kinds of benefits? Just because Flanda is more Loli than the real Lori of the Silk Flag?

"I didn't think about it that way, I didn't look forward to it that much, you should be serious, what time does the movie start? ”

"Ahh

As soon as he heard about the movie, Juanqi immediately turned pale and stopped messing around. Although ridiculing Levy, who usually 'bullies' him, is very happy to take revenge, but if he misses the long-awaited movie for such a trivial matter, it will not be worth it at all.