Chapter 16 Learning Kung Fu

In Guan Xiaojun's previous life, Guan Zizai's longevity secret has always been curious to many people, because this old man never leaves his mouth for smoking and drinking, and his temper is also short-tempered, which is very different from the lifestyle of the long-lived elderly in the traditional sense.

Other long-lived elderly people are either pure-hearted and have few desires, or have good living habits, or live in the place where they live in the water and soil, which basically has their longevity and echoes the views in health preservation.

Only Guan Zi's longevity is nowhere to be found, compared with those long-lived old people, he is almost full of five poisons, eating, drinking, gambling and smoking, all of them are fine, and his temper is also surprisingly bad, eighty or ninety years old, and he still stares at people and beats people, and if something is wrong, he takes out a cigarette pouch rod and beats his descendants, and never knows what tranquility and tranquility are.

But such an old man has lived for nearly one hundred and twenty years, and has been free of illness and disaster in his life, and his eyes are red with envy.

Crucially, he is also a long-lived man.

In ancient and modern China and abroad, seven or eight out of ten long-lived elderly people are women, and Guan Zizi leads the longevity coquettish as a man, even among the long-lived people in ancient and modern China and foreign countries, it is also a very rare person, so it has more research value.

Guan Xiaojun has never associated the word "kung fu" with Guan Zizi's longevity before, because people who know kung fu generally do not live very long, and a person's longevity has little to do with whether he can do kung fu or not.

Guan Xiaojun looks down on a group of people in the Chinese martial arts world from his heart.

These people preach the mysteries of traditional Chinese martial arts all day long, what is to strengthen the body, what skills are healthy, what masters are in the people, and they are blowing all the time, but in the formal arena, there is no one who practices Chinese kung fu.

Moreover, foreigners who practice boxing have a shorter lifespan than those who practice Chinese kung fu.

In fact, among the Chinese who know kung fu, there are many people who have a short life, but many people who practice foreign boxing and martial arts are not short of life.

It's just that because the country helps blow it, and the martial arts association helps blow it, some people with martial arts plots and fantasies also follow suit, blowing around, Chinese kung fu is mythologized, and people who practice kung fu have become omnipotent supermen.

In fact, it is very simple to expose the lie, it is the donkey or the horse that leads it out and slips away, and it is enough to fight on the stage, why has the international martial arts stage never seen a Chinese "kung fu master"?

If they blow so hard, why don't they win glory for the country? What are they afraid of?

The reason why these kung fu liars boast so much is actually driven by interests, after all, the more they brag, the more money they make, and the more mysterious they say, the more they can bluff people.

Therefore, Guan Xiaojun is extremely repulsive to Chinese kung fu, if you really want to exercise, can't you enter fitness when running? You can't get fit if you swim? Why do you have to learn kung fu?

Sports, it should be true to be able to exercise, but if it is too exaggerated, it will be annoying.

Now that he has been reborn in a lifetime, even Guan Zizai even talked to him about kung fu, Guan Xiaojun naturally didn't want to learn it at first, but when Guan Zizai said that his longevity was also related to this set of kung fu, Guan Xiaojun was suddenly not calm.

Others he doesn't know, but Guan Zizai's longevity is not fake, since Guan Zizai said that his kung fu can strengthen the body and prolong life, then naturally there is his reason, anyway, there is no harm in learning it, what if it can really live a long life?

Only when people live to a certain age will they understand that what money and beauty, what BMW and what kind of car, what struggle for power and profit, all these things, all the great temptations in the world, will become insignificant and eclipsed in the face of life.

Since ancient times, emperors and generals, ordinary people, have all died!

Death is the greatest fear of human beings.

If Guan Zizai really has a way to live a long life, then Guan Xiaojun naturally has to learn.

"You stinky boy, you want to learn when you hear that you can strengthen your body, at such a young age, you like to maintain health, but you don't like to fight?

Guan Zizai glanced at Guan Xiaojun in surprise, feeling very interesting, and laughed: "I didn't learn kung fu for longevity, I really wanted to beat people and kill devils, so I learned from others." ”

Guan Xiaojun said in his heart: "If you don't say it, I know that with your violent temper, when you were young, you must have been a troublemaker!"

Guan Zizai is an anxious person, just do it, since he said that he wanted to teach Guan Xiaojun kung fu, it was naturally as soon as possible, and said to Guan Xiaojun: "The person who taught me kung fu was a friend of mine back then, he was from southern Hunan, and he said that this set of kung fu is called turtle and crane gong, which is a kind of internal guidance." But he is illiterate, many of the moves he taught me don't have names, or have names, that's also the local dialect vocabulary, I heard it confused, and he taught it in a daze, anyway, I studied it for a while, and this set of kung fu shelves and qigong visualizations, I finally learned it, and then I have been practicing until now, and the effect is good, whether it is beating people or strengthening the body, it is very good!"

Guan Xiaojun was skeptical, "There are still people who teach and learn the exercises in a daze, and you don't lie to me, do you?"

Guan Zizai glared and said: "How can it be called cheating? Haven't I just learned? Even if I learned it by mistake, it is also called learning, isn't there no problem at all after so many years?"

Guan Xiaojun thought about it for a while, and said obediently: "Master, you teach me!"

Guan Zizai said: "Okay, let's practice the basic skills first, and I'll teach you to do a few simple movements first......"

In Guan Xiaojun's opinion, these movements are a bit similar to the Yi Jin Jing and the Five Fowl Drama he saw on the Internet in his previous life, but it is slightly more complicated, and there are a lot more moves.

After finishing a few movements, Guan Zizai said: "Come, let's start with the first action, in fact, these movements are very useful, after practice, you can use them to fight people and defend yourself." ”

Guan Xiaojun said curiously: "I watched the movie and said that you have to stand on a horse to practice kung fu, what else is there to do, isn't there this?"

Guan Zizai said: "There is a fart pile skill! Have you ever seen a tiger and a leopard standing on a pile? If they don't know how to do it, won't they hunt?"

Guan Xiaojun always felt that there was something wrong with what Guan Zizai said, but he couldn't say what was wrong, so he didn't think much about it at the moment, "Master, then I'll start learning now?"

Guan Zizai said: "Then what are you waiting for? If you want to learn, learn quickly, don't waste time! From now on, after practicing your body, you will have the energy to do things in the future!"

When Lu Xin'e came over to call Guan Xiaojun to go home for dinner, she saw an old man and a young man doing strange poses in the yard, looking like the two monsters.

Lu Xin'e opened her mouth wide, "Master, Xiaojun, what are you two doing?"