Chapter 389: Listen to Uncle, and the Premiere of "Human Eradication Plan"!
"Don't watch Wu Xiang's movies!"
"Blasphemous!"
"Wu Xiang, you clown!"
The premiere on June 29 went on as normal, and even the people protesting outside the theater were normal.
These guys held up signs one by one, and although they were fierce in their words, they didn't show much in their actions.
That's right, people still remember what happened last time, anyway, protests are indispensable, and there are many white-skinned people, and even they are the main force.
It can be seen that the other party is restrained, basically just making a show and working his lips. However, the police did not relax, and it was better not to make a big deal anyway.
The premiere is normal, it is so lively, and there are a lot of fans, in terms of publicity, it is full power, and the meaning of this movie is quite special.
Of course, there are a lot of big stars.
"MR Wu, look here!"
"Heath Ledger, over here!"
"Amanda, look this way!"
The reporters are looking for the best shooting angle, not letting go of every star, among the people present, in addition to the main creative team, there are many big stars, such as Xiao Li, Nolan,...... And Amanda Seyfried.
"Aren't you happy that I'm here?" Amanda came back this time, she took the initiative to bring it up, of course, it wasn't that Wu Xiang didn't invite her, but she was more active.
"That, it's not ......" Wu Xiang had already made up his mind before, he wanted to cool down this feeling, but how to cool down this matter. Wu Xiang really didn't figure it out.
"Don't you just smile! hehehehe...... "Amanda has a good personality, in fact, she is usually the kind of woman who feels cold, but after falling in love. She always has enough enthusiasm for Wu Xiang.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Wu Xiang had no choice but to laugh, he couldn't help but give face.
The smiles of these two people, coupled with the gesture of walking on the red carpet, made the reporter's fingers sore, and he kept pressing the photo button.
"Ahh
"This way!
Many fans are constantly screaming, because there are too many big stars coming today, and this trip is really worth the ticket price.
"Wow! a lot of people! crazy people!" in front of so many people. In such a battle, Asha Butterfield said that he was not comfortable and could not help it. This child is too young, but the other child is completely different.
"Stupid! What is this? I'll get more people screaming for me in the future!" Jennifer Lawrence is still unknown at this time, but it doesn't matter, she is a small person with high ambitions.
Jennifer is more open-minded. Thereupon. This seventeen-year-old, oh, it seems to be eighteen years old now, she looked at Amanda this beautiful girl next to Wu Xiang, and Jennifer passed.
"Director, let's take a picture. β
"Ahh "In the face of this little girl's request, can Wu Xiang still refuse?
With Wu Xiang's consent, Jennifer immediately forcibly took Amanda's place. This drew a burst of laughter from Amanda, obviously. Amanda didn't see the kid as a threat at all.
Then, Jennifer took out her phone from her arms and tilted it up 45 degrees, which is a standard selfie angle!
"Okay, hahaha, I'll keep it, hehehehe......" Jennifer had a treacherous look on her face, but she was just trying to ruin the good things of Amanda as a woman.
Originally, it was nothing, this could be regarded as a joke, but when Wu Xiang saw the mobile phone in Jennifer's hand......
"I said JL, what are you using here?" JL is an abbreviation, like Wu Xiang likes to call Jennifer like this, because it is convenient, American slang often calls each other like this.
"Love crazy, you can't be so dirty, do you? I don't know this?" Jennifer also showed off, "Hehe, I have to thank you, I finally have the money to use this after making this film, ahahaha......"
Of course, Wu Xiang knew that he was crazy, but Wu Xiang also knew one thing, it was quite a big fuss in the future, wave after wave of photos, you Jennifer still bore the brunt.
At that moment, Wu Xiang said earnestly: "JL, you listen to your uncle's words, if you have any photos or something in the future, don't pass them anywhere, listen to your uncle." β
"......" Jennifer didn't know why, so she directly threw Wu Xiang a health ball!
Hey, Wu Xiang said in his heart, looking at this, Jennifer definitely likes to take selfies, and it is estimated that it will be in the future...... Forget it, this is what it is called, don't listen to the old man and suffer in front of you, right?
Unconsciously, Wu Xiang is about to become an old man.
"What are you talking about?"
"No, nothing ......"
Amanda naturally heard Wu Xiang's words just now, of course she would be very strange, but Wu Xiang finally reminded her that if there are any photos or anything in the future, don't pass them on to others, or somewhere, it's safest to keep them for yourself.
Well, what kind of apple cloud is simply a thing, although it meets the spiritual and cultural needs of the majority of slings......
The red carpet is over, other small events are over, and the movie begins.
The theater was full, but there were a lot of film critics and fans today, and it basically reached the hard-to-find Cheng dΓΉ, because the previous publicity of this film was very good, and this is still Wu Xiang's movie.
Now Wu Xiang is in the limelight, and he is really an international topic of conversation, so what a pity it is that he doesn't come to watch his movies?
The logos of several film companies came out, and the very uncreative WNM was also presented, although these three letters are nothing special, but you just need to do a good job, such as adding some metallic luster, you can make this thing taller.
Marking the past, the movie officially begins.
At first, it began, but the picture was a little wrong, it should be said that the picture quality was too poor, because what appeared seemed to be surveillance video.
There was no sound, but you could see someone violently kicking and kicking. Punching, even shooting, it's not enough to shoot with a gun. With axes, with knives, and finally with very chaotic acts of arson.
These things are all images, without a trace of sound, which makes people feel uncomfortable to look at, and what is even more uncomfortable is that these images have a time and a place.
The regions are all states of the United States, and the time is ...... 2012οΌ
The screen turns. Finally, the picture quality that the movie should have that people are looking forward to has appeared.
"Rest assured, Mr. Smith, our security system is the best. I only sell the best and you're going to have a really fantastic night...... Oh believe me, I have this security system installed in my home, and I'm ready to sleep with my wife and kids tonight......"
"MR Cali. Today's report is out. Our team got the first ......"
"GREAT!WE-GOT-IT!SHALINA, IT'S A TEAM! WE'RE A TEAM ......"
The whole movie picture was shot in the ear of only one man, of course, from this angle, we can know that this man is driving, and what he said, obviously. This is a successful man, his team. In fact, it is he who has just achieved success.
Wu Xiang followed the beginning of the original "Human Eradication Plan", of course, he didn't use any subtitles, and proposed the new founding father or something, but here he changed the time and added a little else.
When we Chinese people drive, we generally like to hang something in the rearview mirror, such as entering and exiting safely, or a talisman or something, and this time, Wu Xiang did something to the rearview mirror, and he hung a small doll of an elephant.
The elephant appeared so early, but this thing seems to be very cute, and no one will understand the meaning of this elephant now.
2012 and elephants, well, it's completely unrelated stuff, no one should think about it.
"This night, we can release all desires/desires, this night will not have any legal constraints, this night ......"
Mr. Cali spoke on the phone for a while, and he was relieved to drive, and at this time, the news came on the radio about 'this night'.
This night?
Is there anything special?
"Holly, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Watching TV at home, I bought the latest security system. β
"Peter from Virginia, what's your plan for the Great Purge?"
"I'm going to kill my boss, that bastard deserves it!" ......
"Countless people will participate in the purge tonight, and the streets of America will be stained red with blood......"
Is 'this night' so bad?
Mr. Cali's phone calls, and the voices on the radio, combined with the chaos, so to speak, of the riots that had preceded them, made for a very attractive circle, and all seemed to be thinking about a problem.
What the hell is going on this night?
I have to say that this film has aroused the curiosity of all audiences, but this is not over, we will not reveal the answer so early.
Then Mr. Cali returned to his home, which was a very cozy, or rather perfect, home of his beautiful and dignified wife, and his daughter, who was kissing a very handsome boy.
Well, at this age, it's normal for them to OOXX or something.
The daughter is naturally Jennifer, although she is only 18 years old, but this girl is really savagely developed, only eighteen, but she has everything.
Then the scene changes, Kate Winslet, who is his wife, meets her good neighbor Lena Heidi, and the conversation between the two of them is a normal conversation between housewives, except that it ......
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In the middle of the conversation, a car drove by, and they were greeting each other, but the person who greeted them ......
Master Fan!
This is where Wu Xiang promised to show his face to Fan Ye, originally there was a couple here, although the couple also had some scenes later in the movie, but since they promised others, then let's change it, it's not difficult at all, just edit it......
Okay, Wu Xiang has to admit that there are indeed too few scenes, but Fan Bingbing said it well, just to show his face, isn't it......?
PS: Thank you for the monthly pass, thank you very much!
Thank you for the reward, thank you very much!
Everyone's monthly pass black car has been seen, and I am really very moved, and the black car will definitely be written well, please rest assured!
By the way, that, today is the public memorial day, and the black car said it a little early yesterday, but it's nothing, it's the same.
However, it can also be seen that the black car is more idiotic for time, for the day or something, so if there is any time bug in the book, I hope you will point out that the black car is thanks!
In the end, it seems that now the euro can be directly exchanged for RMB, hehehe, this is a big step forward for the US imperialists, hehehe......