Chapter 731: Super Giant Band-Aid
No way!
Wang Dadong only felt that there were 10,000 alpacas floating overhead, oh no, it was his beautiful president's wife floating above his head.
It was not easy for him to climb up, and as soon as he showed up, he was stepped on by his wife's high heels.
What a lie this is. Groove!
Boom!
Poor canopy, hit again, and this time, it's still two people.
Fortunately, Wang Dadong acted as a human cushion for the delicate president below, otherwise, even if there was a canopy in the way, it was estimated that Lin Shiyan would have to be brought back to life.
"I said wife, although your husband really wants to be a superman, and take you to pretend to be better than to fly with you, but I'm not a superman after all, can I stop making this kind of joke next time?" Wang Dadong grinned at the female boss.
"Wang Dadong, you're not dead, you're not dead, great, uh-huh!" However, the female boss didn't seem to hear what Wang Dadong was saying at all, and found that Wang Dadong hadn't lost his breath yet, so she was immediately surprised, and hugged Wang Dadong and kissed him fiercely.
Click!
Crouch. Groove, what is the sound of this Nima?
Wang Dadong hasn't had time to enjoy the beauty of the female boss. lips, I heard the cracking sound of the steel frame of the canopy.
The canopy was originally only used to block the rain, and there was no load-bearing function at all, even if a Wang Dadong was counted, and now a female boss was added, and the female boss had to move vigorously on it.
Suddenly...... Broken.
What a lie this is. Groove!
Boom!
With a loud bang, the two fell to the ground along with the canopy.
It is still Wang Dadong who acts as the human R mat.
"Ah, husband, are you okay!" The female boss was immediately frightened when she saw that Wang Dadong was angry and not angry.
"Old, wife...... You can rest assured...... You, your husband and I...... It's Superman, this little injury, cough cough ......" Wang Dadong spoke, blood coming out of his nose.
Seeing Wang Dadong's nose bleeding, the female boss was even more frightened.
"Husband, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I won't mess around again......" Lin Shiyan was so frightened that tears came out.
Wang Dadong touched his nose with his hand and found that he had a nosebleed.
He's a sage, and if you want him to bleed from your nose, what a strong attack power this Nima has.
Wang Dadong's eyes continued to glance at me in the deep ravine, I damn it, it turned out that there was a murder weapon, no wonder the attack was so fierce.
Well, you can just scare the female boss, otherwise, maybe one day the female boss will poke him in the back with a knife, or put dichlorvos in his meal.
The feeling of being regarded as a superman is really Nima's bedroom. Groove.
"Wife, don't cry, don't worry, your husband and I are so handsome, Lord Yama will not be willing to take me in...... Ahem......" Wang Dadong's expression became even weaker.
"Ah......h
However, this action made Wang Dadong's nosebleed more violently.
Crouch. Groove, this attack power is too strong...... The Eucharist can't stop it.
Lin Shiyan tried a few times, but he couldn't hold Wang Dadong at all, he didn't expect this guy to look not strong, but he was so heavy.
"Wife, I, am I going to die......" Wang Dadong was blocked by the female boss's "murder weapon" and made a whining sound.
"No, you're not going to die!"
"Wife, I'm not afraid of death...... But I'm not reconciled......"
Lin Shiyan knew what Wang Dadong meant, and hurriedly said: "Wang Dadong, you, you still have any unfulfilled wishes, tell me quickly, I will definitely help you realize it!"
"Hey, after living for so many years, I still don't know what a girl's breasts feel like, whether they are soft or not......"
Lin Shiyan was in a hurry when he heard this, looked left and right, and found that there was no one in the villa, "I, where am I going to find you a girl." ”
Wang Dadong pointed at the female boss and said, "Wife, aren't you a girl yourself." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm a girl's paper, but, but I don't know if it's soft or not. Lin Shiyan obviously lost his ability to think at this time because of excessive worry.
"Wife, you can touch it yourself, and then tell me. Wang Dadong showed an expectant expression.
When Lin Shiyan heard this, he really wanted to touch it, but when he saw Wang Dadong looking at him, he suddenly felt a pain in his heart, hey, the beasts are going to die, so just let him take advantage of it.
Thinking of this, Lin Shiyan trembled and held Wang Dadong's hand, and then stretched out towards his neckline.
"Wang, Yan, what are you doing?" Just as Wang Dadong was about to succeed in his plan, Sawyer, who was wearing a formal dress, walked out of the garage.
Sawyer went to work overtime today to shoot a day's advertisement, so he came back a little late.
Seeing Sawyer, Lin Shiyan's eyes suddenly showed a touch of joy, and he said to Sawah: "Sawyer, come and see, Wang Dadong seems to be going to fail." ”
Sawa glanced at Wang Dadong and wondered, "The king's body is very healthy, how can it not work?"
"Sawyer, didn't you see him shed so much blood?" Lin Shiyan said as he pointed to Wang Dadong's nose.
Sawa said lightly: "This is because the blood vessels in the nose are the weakest, and the fire in the body is generally easy to break through the blood vessels here to achieve the purpose of reducing fire in the body, which is a specific embodiment of self-regulation, and the same reason as sweating when it is hot." ”
"Sawyer, what the hell are you talking about, I don't understand, just tell me, what to do now. Lin Shiyan said urgently.
Sawyer didn't answer the female boss, but walked up to the female boss, buttoned all the buttons of her shirt on her chest, then nodded, and said, "I think in this way, the king should be cured." ”
"Sawyer, it's all at this time, you're still joking, it's him who bleeds, not me......" Lin Shiyan was halfway through his words, and found that Wang Dadong really didn't have a nosebleed, and suddenly seemed to understand something, pretty. His face was flushed.
Wang Dadong was extremely depressed, seeing that he could immediately feel that the old woman was always not a genuine soft girl, but Sawa came out to stir up the situation, what a sleep. Groove!
"Beast, you, you dare to lie to me!" the female boss stood up angrily.
"Uh...... What, boss, I didn't lie to you, really, although there is no bleeding now, it doesn't mean that it won't be bleeding for a while......"
"It's okay King, I've got a Band-Aid here. After saying that, Sawyer began to rummage through his bag, and after a few seconds, he took out a rectangular bag with the words "Seven Degrees of Space" printed on it.
Looking at the super huge "Band-Aid" Wang Dadong's expression in Sawyer's hand, what a bedroom. Groove.