"Ah, people haven't grown up, but this mouthful of kung fu has risen, and people say you're still not convinced, right?"

After that, as soon as the king's blacksmith hand strengthened, the young man immediately shouted: "You shameless person, what kind of ability is it to bully the small?"

"Do you admit your mistake?" continued Blacksmith Wang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"I'm not wrong, why should I admit my mistake?" the boy continued to shout.

As soon as these words came out, there was immediately another burst of laughter in the crowd of onlookers.

"This little guy is quite interesting. ”

"Blacksmith, since he is right, give him a chance, and if he can say something, you can spare him once, or else he will be sent to the yamen. A gossip man laughed. "The big guys are here, and he can't run. ”

It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement, and someone next to him immediately echoed and coaxed.

I'm a little speechless.

"Boy, do you hear me, give you a chance. The blacksmith asked the young man.

"Okay, you adults talk, but you have to count!" the young man nodded hurriedly.

Blacksmith Wang grinned, and immediately let go of the young man.

After regaining his freedom, the young man hurriedly moved his arm, and seeing that he had no intention of applying oil to the soles of his feet, he was not afraid at all.

He glanced at the people around him, and then sat down on the stone bench by the side of the road with a big grin.

Then, he cleared his throat again and said solemnly, "Before I start, I would like to ask you a question. ”

Everyone immediately chimed in: "Ask!"

"May I ask why people in the world should distinguish between men and women?" the young man's big black and white eyes rolled and glanced at everyone.

"Remember, don't talk to me about the difference between yin and yang day and night, men and women, I'm asking why. He then added, for fear that people would find his leak.

It is estimated that everyone did not expect that he would ask such a strange question, and the audience was instantly silent.

I thought it was funny, and I thought to myself that no one would be able to answer this question - if the people here were not civilized.

"Born that way, for no reason. Someone in the crowd replied.

"Bah, is that the reason?" the boy spat at the man, and then said, "Can you tell me something reliable?"

It's probably because I'm afraid that I'm wrong to open my mouth, and few people think about it, so no one talks to me anymore for a while.

"I knew you couldn't answer. The young man straightened his chest with great vigor and continued, "Let's listen to what I tell everyone." ”

"The reason why men and women are divided is, of course, out of the need for reproduction. If there are only men in this world, or only women, in less than a hundred years, we will all die!"

"Have any of you ever seen a man give birth. But if there is no man, a woman cannot have a child. Right. The boy continued.

"So, men are made for women, and in the same way, women exist for men, right?"

Because they couldn't find a flaw in their words, everyone could only remain silent except nodding yes.

"Since women are born for men, of course they need some capital, right?"

"What do you need?" chimed in the crowd.

"If all men turn a blind eye to all women, then is there any need for them to exist? To put it bluntly, they must be able to attract men!" the boy began to talk and stood up: "For men, of course, the reverse is also true!"

There was still no answer in the crowd.

"Don't you understand, then let me ask you one more question: do you like beautiful women or ugly women?" At this point, the young man was already holding his stomach and laughing. "You are not allowed to lie!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh a little.

Among the onlookers, men accounted for the vast majority, and there were not many children and women.

After holding back for a long time, someone finally held back a sentence: "Of course I like beauty." ”

"Well, I didn't say anything against my will, not bad!" the boy gave a thumbs up to the man who spoke, and continued, "In the same way, you wouldn't object to a man's willingness to talk to a beautiful woman, right?"

Everyone was silent, they were afraid that they would become a bird when they opened their mouths, and they would be disliked by everyone, and secondly, they were even more afraid of being ridiculed after telling the truth.

Therefore, everyone feels very tacitly: it is still the safest to pick up gold with a stuffy head!

"Look, what's the difference between you and me? I was thinking about how beautiful the girl's face was, how big her breasts were, how thin her waist was, how she would find an opportunity to talk to each other, what it was like to be in her arms, and so on. ”

"Who of you dares to say that you don't have such thoughts? All of them are five or six people on the surface, and not only pretend to be high, but also often pretend not to see it. It's really a shame to die!"

After saying that, the young man pretended to be old and sighed.

Hearing this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart: How many people in the world will not move their index fingers when they see a beautiful girl?

Unless it's a congenital loss of function!

"Now, do you still think that I am molesting them when I talk to them?" The more the young man spoke, the more excited he became: "Besides, why do women like to dress up so much, not to show others, to see if they can attract a man they like?

"But why: it's not molesting a woman to be so beautiful and seduce a man, but it's molesting a man to seduce a woman?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's not seduction, it's attraction!" he corrected solemnly.

Seeing the young man's funny appearance, everyone immediately burst into laughter.

"Seems to make sense!" said someone in the crowd again.

"It's a pity, there is no law, otherwise you can seduce beautiful women generously in the future!haha!"

"I can't imagine that so many people say that they are just a child, it's really embarrassing!"

At this time, the group of people had been completely led by the young man, and began to talk about the affairs between men and women, and even the king blacksmith smiled innocently.

At this time, Hong Kaiyuan secretly stabbed me and said in a low voice: "Why do I think this little guy is a woman." ”

"Where do you see that?" I was a little puzzled.

"His **** is not normal, where did such a big boy get his breasts?!" Hong Kaiyuan laughed.

Although our voices were not loud, they were heard by one of the people beside us, and he immediately shouted at the young man, "Hey, boy, why do I think you are a woman!"

"Fart, sir, I'm a pure master like a fake, okay!" the young man immediately glared at the man.

"And what's that thing on your chest?" the man laughed very ****.

"You are the real hooligan, you can't put a few buns in Lao Tzu's arms!"

As he spoke, the young man reached into his arms, and in the blink of an eye there were two more buns in his hand, and then he took a bite.

"Hold the grass, it's really a bun! Why do you like to hide the bun in your arms?"

The young man rolled his eyes at the man, and said vaguely: "Because this young master is called Baozi!"

(End of chapter)