Chapter 486: A fart crashes into billions
No one has ever been interviewed in public about what is the strongest in history.
How many years is human history?
How many strange things are there?
For example, in ancient times, there were many people who were historical figures or legends of novels.
The rooster and dog thief under Meng Weijun, or Zhang Qing of the featherless stone in the Water Margin, are all legends in the throwing industry.
Everyone else has been dead for thousands and hundreds of years, even if the skills you have displayed are indeed amazing, but why do you blow yourself into the first place in history with a mouthful of white teeth?
The biggest joke in history!
What's more, there are also Xiao Li Flying Knife Li Xunhuan in the novel, Li Mochou with Ice Spirit Silver Needle, and Li Xiaoyao with a throw of Qiankun, which are all well-known in the industry.
You are not surnamed Li, nor are you surnamed Tang, why do you blow yourself into the number one leader in the throwing industry?
If it is really a nameless, surnameless, headless and brainless person who says such things in public, others may think of him as a madman, but you are Chen Guang, a well-known figure, a super Internet celebrity, and Jin Shiyue's boyfriend, can you open your eyes and tell nonsense with your identity?
Why are you so crazy?
Why is it so high-profile?
"I don't think he's the strongest ever, he's the highest-profile ever!" said a sports veteran who has been retired for many years.
"Jumping clowns, grandstanding, shame in China, if today's young people are like him, in the long run, the country will not be a country!" This is the evaluation of an old professor of Chinese studies from Yenching University.
"People should know how to respect their predecessors, and no matter how great they are, they should at least respect others. This young man's character is very problematic, I don't know much about sports, but I think this young man should learn more about how to be a human being. This is the comment of an old-timer in the domestic economics field.
"Wujing University has really had problems in the past few years, and the students taught are such virtues?" said another old scholar in the field of economics.
Chen Guang is noncommittal about the evaluation of these people, anyway, he will scold you and a lot of meat!
I scolded you for winning, and you don't give faith points!
But he also remembered all these people in his heart, and most of the ugly people were old men who were engaged in economics in China, and it was obvious that these people had waited for such an opportunity to jump out and get over their addictions.
Chen Guang overturned Xu Lizheng, no matter what his starting point and motive were, whether Xu Lizheng deserved it or not, but it was obvious that he had offended all the people in this circle.
If he bent his neck to live his own small life, these Xu Lizheng's old friends might have nothing to do with him.
But now that he has become a celebrity and has begun to appear in the public eye, these authoritative old gentlemen have something to say.
may not be able to do anything to him, but it is really natural to catch his flaws and pass his addiction, teach him a lesson with the attitude of a senior, and disgust him.
The old-timers of economics started to fire, and some entrepreneurs with a lot of influence on the Internet followed.
Le Zhengchun, chairman of Lotte Beverage, a domestic beverage tycoon and with more than 7 million Weibo fans, publicly stated, "Originally, the company was discussing the new sports drink image spokesperson, and Chen Guang was also one of our candidate targets, but now I have crossed out his name from the list." We cannot tolerate such a glaring flaw in the personality of the image spokesperson. â
According to past experience, the image spokesperson of Lotte Beverage is at least six or seven million endorsement fees a year, and Le Zhengchun's Weibo is equivalent to Chen Guang losing several millions.
Now watching the lively onlookers, they found it interesting, and they ran to Chen Guang's Weibo to swipe comments, basically complaining that he was too arrogant and played with all his money.
Le Zhengchun took the lead, and then seven or eight well-known entrepreneurs expressed their positions, even if they didn't think about it at all, but it was no problem to follow the trend and save a little bit of zĂ i.
Chen Guang didn't expect it to make such a big fuss, and his heart was also on fire, go to your mother's spokesperson, you haven't contacted me at all, okay, take a painting cake that I haven't even seen a shadow to tease me?
When I'm a bully, huh?
If you don't fight back, I'm sorry for your conscience!
Otherwise, others would really take me as a joke!
Chen Guang hasn't done it yet, and his fans can't hold it back.
The so-called red one who is close to Zhu and black one who is close to ink, with Chen Guang's consistent urine so far, can still be a fan of his fanaticism with peace of mind, to be honest, he is not a good bird.
The combat effectiveness is one by one, no money, running water, strong fighting, and never tired of it.
"Don't talk about your broken drink, yesterday I was only eighteen years old, so I took a sip, and today I will be eighty years old. â
"Wucheng ham sausage, fifty percent pork essence!"
"Domineering shampoo, hair loss is super domineering!"
"I've been single for 12 years since I started using the Ammax Men's Face Wash. â
But all these entrepreneurs who follow the trend of Hei Chen Guang on the Internet, they are all sprayed to death under Weibo.
It is said that Xu Lizheng's old classmate has been rushed to the hospital to rescue a heart attack, and before entering the operating room, the old gentleman trembled and stretched out his hand, shouting hoarsely: "Turn off the comment for me!"
Seeing that the big guy was so powerful, Chen Guang didn't bother to go to someone else's Weibo to reply to the post, and after thinking about it, he wrote so in his Weibo.
Six days later, next Wednesday, I will tell you with the ironclad fact that I am the strongest in history when it comes to throwing darts! You ignore me today, and you can't afford to climb me tomorrow! In addition, some people who say that they want to find me as a spokesperson, why are you making fun of me? Shame on me? Recently, I was going to invest billions of dollars in a few of your companies, and I gave them away for nothing! But just now when I squatted on the tuba, I broke a fart, it was too smelly, and I was not happy, so I didn't give it. Each of your companies loses billions of dollars, okay?"
As soon as Chen Guang said this, the fanatical fans who were originally helping him move to major Weibo or forums all laughed.
A fart crashes into billions, is there anything worse in the world?
He is saying that the CEOs of those companies blindly follow the trend, and disgust him with some reasons that he has not.
If you think about it carefully, it's worse for a fart to crash into billions.
At this time, the Reflective Alliance was born.
The president of the Reflective Alliance, who was shaved yesterday, stood up, first took a selfie, and then wrote: "Chen Guang is really bad, I took a look at him yesterday, and he asked his bodyguard to shave my head bald! It's too much! I'm here to call on everyone to join the Reflective Alliance! Come on, come and fight with us! The Reflective Alliance needs your strength!"
And then this guy also @ Chen Guang.
It just so happened that Chen Guang was brushing Weibo, this guy is also dedicated enough, it's only been a day, he actually waxed his bald head, it looks oily and shiny, and it has a unique charm, and it is estimated that this hair will not grow back for a year and a half.
Seeing that he shouted so hard, Chen Guang was also playful, and reposted it decisively, with the text, "This is my first fan group, happy! Idle friends who have nothing to do can consider joining, I have seen this bald buddy, except for being particularly greedy for money and lustful, there seems to be no other shortcomings." In short, I'll just say two points, don't pay money, and female fans must not join. â
Within two minutes, the bald guy began to roar hoarsely on Weibo, "Say it 10,000 times! We are a reflective alliance! Reflective! Anti-Chen Guang! It's not his fan group! You guys are enough!"
Chen Guang expressed 10,000 sympathy for him, and he didn't know how much popularity he could help the Anti-Reflective Alliance with this wave of retweets, let alone how long the bald chairman could last under the continuous influx of his fans.
Unlike the last time he was unanimously condemned by insiders, this time there was no opposition from domestic darts players.
Chu Hao and Hua Ming didn't say anything, and Chen Xiaoxin and Lian Yue stood up in support of Chen Guang with a clear banner.
In particular, Chen Xiaoxin's words are the most representative, "Seeing is believing many things, hearing is false, even if you watch it on TV, it is far less profound than when you witness a miracle on the spot." Some people point fingers at our peers without research, and I just want to say about this, laymen should not judge insiders indiscriminately, it is easy to make jokes. â
Lian Yue said, "It's hard to evaluate the things of the ancients, but in my memory, no one can compare with Chen Guang as a professional dart player in history." â
Many old vice presidents within the Dart Association also chose to stand up strongly in support of Chen Guang.
Far from being dissatisfied with Chen Guang's wild remarks, these heavyweights in the industry made concerted efforts to support him, which immediately made the Internet limelight.
After seeing the support of colleagues in the dart world, I casually picked two familiar replies and thanked them, and then Chen Guang didn't have much ups and downs on the network, my brother has always been generous, he doesn't care about villains, he can't see out of sight and his heart is pure, anyway, they didn't spray me!
At nine o'clock, the evening sports news started on time.
"Hello spectators, welcome to the evening sports news, this morning the National Amateur Darts Championship preliminaries came to a successful conclusion, the five major regions selected eight outstanding amateur players, they will participate in the grand finals to be held in Yanjing the day after tomorrow, to compete for the final championship. In this National Amateur Darts Championship, a number of outstanding amateur players have emerged, which has effectively injected fresh blood into China's darts sport. â
"The overall winner of this competition will qualify for the World Darts Championship to be held in our country, which is the first time that our country has hosted this top event. Next, take a look at the competition briefing. â
The amateur darts competition, which no one cared about, miraculously had more than three minutes of broadcast time in the evening news program of CCTV Five, and I don't know if it was CCTV's brain cramps or something was wrong.
waited until his bold words of "I am the strongest in human history" were released in the original way, Chen Guang snapped his fingers with satisfaction, and this is what he wanted!
Xin Qin next to him looked at him angrily, "Childish!"
Chen Guang chose to ignore her, only thinking in his heart, I don't remember villains, how can a mortal like you understand the pursuit of the Lord of the Old Man's Holy Grail!
With the broadcast of this news, Chen Guang was thoroughly famous throughout the country.
The number of followers of the Weibo account exploded first, and it passed 11 million in one stab, and the next thing that was affected was the production capacity of faith points. (To be continued.) )