Chapter 176: Toilet Tricks
Gao Yaya, who was standing outside the door of the ward, just wanted to get out of here quickly at the moment. She was about to take a step forward and quickly walked past the door......
At this moment, I heard a squeak of the door, and the door of ward 506 was suddenly opened.
Gao Yaya was shocked, and quickly twisted her face to the opposite side of the ward door, for fear that Erya would see her and recognize her.
But I heard the lazy voice of the obscene-looking male patient at the door of this ward: "Hey, this sister, did you go to the wrong door just now?"
Gao Yaya wanted to beat up this good man. She could only hope not to attract the attention of the second duck, so she didn't say a word, smeared oil on the soles of her feet, and hurriedly walked over to the door.
And the second duck, who was looking into the corridor from the house at the moment, suddenly groaned in his mouth, and said to himself: "Who is this, so familiar?" she said as she walked out of the door of the ward quickly, looking at the back of the tall girl who had walked a few meters away. After she looked at it, she couldn't help but be stunned in her heart, and said to herself: "Why does this back look so much like a person?...... Oh!"
Thinking of this, Er Duck suddenly shouted at Gao Yaya, who was hurrying away in the corridor, "It's Sister Duck, right? Why are you here too?"
As he spoke, the second duck limped slightly.
Gao Yaya heard the call of the second duck behind her, and she was already shocked. At this moment, she heard footsteps behind her again, and knew in her heart that she had been recognized by others, and she couldn't leave.
She had no choice but to turn around and face Erya with a red face. The entanglement and embarrassment in my heart are all on my face.
Erya walked up to her with a happy face and continued to ask, "Why is it so coincidental? Sister, are you here to see patients?"
Gao Yaya's heart calmed down, and when her mind turned, she simply said to Erya: "Sister Ya, my coming here actually has something to do with your brother." ”
Seeing her say this, Er Ya couldn't help but be stunned. She thought for a moment, frowned slightly, and asked, "What's going on? Do you know my brother?"
Gao Yaya thought in her heart: "This second duck sister should be a good person." I'm going to tell her what I'm here for, and see what she has to say!"
Gao Yaya thought of this, took two steps forward towards Erya, and said, "Sister Duck, this matter is a long story, let's go to the window over there, and I'll tell you about this matter alone." ”
Erya looked at Gao Yaya's gaze, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be an unusual mystery waiting for him to reveal. So, she stopped what she wanted to say and nodded silently at Gao Yaya......
At the same moment, in the public toilet on the first floor of this ward building—
Wu Dalang squatted in the toilet, looking at the plainclothes policeman guarding the distance from the door of the partition room, his careful mind kept turning and thinking: "Damn, this guy is here like an eagle catching a chicken, how can I have a chance to escape?
Wu Dalang was thinking about this, only to hear the plainclothes policeman outside ask in a loud voice with some impatience: "I said Wu Dalang, are you done? Don't squat on your legs, you can't turn back and walk, you have to let me carry you back." ”
Wu Dalang's small eyes rolled, and then he said angrily: "Uncle policeman, I always feel that I can't pull it clean, can you give me another two minutes?"
When he said this, he deliberately pushed open the door of the partition and looked at the tall and burly plainclothes policeman in front of him with pitiful eyes. He suddenly exerted a force in his lower abdomen, only to hear a thud, and pulled out the stinky feces that had been held for a long time, and at the same time, released a string of stinky farts! ”
Suddenly, the plainclothes policeman on the opposite side only felt a foul smell Gong Lai, and couldn't help but cover his nose with his hand and shouted loudly: "Close the door, close the door, who told you to open the door? Hurry up and give me the door!"
Wu Dalang covered his stomach with his hands, ouch, screamed again, and continued to plop and discharge stinky stools and exhaust gases!
I saw the plainclothes policeman opposite, and suddenly couldn't help but sneeze "Ah Tie, Ah Tie". And it was out of control!
Wu Dalang smiled secretly in his heart, thinking: "Who asked you to come to see me, you deserve to be smoked to death!" Thinking of this, he exerted all his strength to release a string of stinky farts.
I saw that the plainclothes policeman in front of Wu Dalang had been smoked to tears, and he shouted in frustration: "Oh, it's really unlucky! I have committed this old rhinitis again after being smoked by you! Hurry up and tear up some tissue paper for me, hurry up!"
Wu Dalang pretended to touch the pocket of the hospital gown with his hand, but he felt that he was bulging with a lot of toilet paper. But he deliberately shouted in panic: "Oh, uncle, I also forgot to bring a tissue, what can I do!"
The plainclothes policeman covered his nose and whined, "You...... You...... Woo...... How can you go to the toilet without a tissue!
Wu Dalang hurriedly made an aggrieved voice and said, "I'm sorry uncle, I, I was in a hurry when I wanted to poop just now, and I forgot to take the paper out!"
At this time, I saw that the plainclothes policeman who had committed rhinitis could no longer cover the clear soup snot flowing from his nose with his hands, and he was ticking down his fingers, looking very embarrassed. He said to Wu Dalang in a whimpering voice: "Hey, it's really unlucky, how did I meet such a suspect as you! You wait, I'll go buy a pack of tissues." Well, you can be honest and don't move. I'll tell you, I'm in the small merchandise department next to me, you can't run!"
After the plainclothes policeman finished speaking, he quickly covered his nose and turned around, and hurriedly ran out of the toilet.
When Wu Dalang saw that the time had come, he hurriedly took out a handpaper and wiped it a few times, then stood up and quickly put on his pants.
He peeked out first, and found that there was indeed no shadow of the policeman at the door, so he dared to run out of the toilet partition.
However, instead of running towards the door of the toilet, he ran in the opposite direction—the small window with an iron fence on the outside of the innermost part of the toilet.
It turned out that as soon as Wu Dalang entered the toilet, he had already observed that the iron fence outside the window at the end of the toilet, the welded gap looked uneven, and one place seemed to be wider, and in his experience, there was a chance that it could be drilled out. Therefore, since he squatted on the pit, he has been brewing a small plan in his heart.
What made him feel proud was that this plainclothes policeman who was in charge of taking care of him actually suffered from severe chronic rhinitis, and he couldn't stand the stench released in a moment and became ill!
Therefore, even Wu Dalang himself didn't expect that this plan to let the smell smoke away would succeed so easily!