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What kind of yoga class is this, why are there so many men?

My hair is dyed yellow, too!

Girl, can you keep your head up?!

She came on a white horse!

This style of painting is so funny

Deadpool's heart is devastated

The road of life is full of surprises, and the fallen leaves camouflage the pool perfectly

The word development is wonderful

See, the students here, have you learned, pretend that you graduated, anyway, the teacher can't remember you

A little brother asked for help on Twitter: When attending the wedding today, the glasses were accidentally hung on the balloon and flew away, please contact the netizen who picked it up...

A homemate abroad said that his mother advised him not to stay in the room and play games all the time, and he did so when the weather was so good that he could play outside

What should I do if I encounter this situation on the train?

After persuading for a long time, you will get tired

Wow, the complete rainbow is actually a circle!

same

Hahahahaha

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2. My husband went to the interview today, and I think he just has nothing to do to make soy sauce. When the interviewer asked him what his career plan was, he told them very seriously that he wanted to be the project director! Later, I learned that the interviewer was the general manager of the project, and I really didn't know if the general manager of the project wanted him or not.

3. Ancient people were very optimistic, in fact, a little idle time are thinking about how to live forever, modern people are busy with a day's things, calm down and collapse in bed, there are only four words in their hearts: I don't want to live!

4. Hello, is it the police station? Who: I want to report the crime, and I found out that my wife committed a theft. Who: She~ Stealing people, more than one!Other: ......

5. In the morning, rubbing a friend's electric car, I was stopped by the traffic police, saying that the electric car was forbidden to carry people, and a fine of 50 was imposed. I said I'd give it, but my friend stopped me and kept an eye on the traffic police.

The traffic police were a little hairy and said not to resist law enforcement.

The friend said "you should salute first, shout comrade and then say anything else".

The traffic policeman said sorry, saluted seriously and shouted comrade, and said that according to the regulations, it was necessary to pay a fine of fifty and receive education.

Now 20 minutes have passed, and I am still receiving oral education,

It's going to be late!

6. The father looked at his son's homework and hesitated: Son, you should do it yourself.

Son: No, you have to do it for me.

Dad: The questions are getting harder and harder, and I won't do any of them.

Son: No, it doesn't matter, I'll do it, and you can copy it when it's done.

Dad: Nima, will you do it, and ask me to do it for you?

Son: You have already received my deposit for homework this semester, and besides, you did it the first few times, and the handwriting should be the same!

7. At this time before last, I downloaded an app for procrastination, but I didn't open it until I lost my phone last year.

8, it's better to be a star, you don't have to catch your husband's cheating, the people of the whole country will help you watch.

9. Today, I am coquettish with my dad. "Dad, buy me a dress, I feel like I don't have any clothes to wear when the season changes. "So many muffs I bought last year?" "How can last year's clothes match this year's me. "That's right, it's obviously a new level of ugliness. I...

10. Yibin Airport has been renamed Wuliangye Airport, and it seems that in the future, as long as the enterprise pays money, the airports across the country can be named with famous wine. Maybe that day, you will hear this announcement before boarding: Passengers from Wuliangye to Erguotou should pay attention to the fact that the Hengshui Laobaigan you are taking has arrived in Luzhou Laojiao, please take your old village chief and board the plane at the drunkard boarding gate, and the flight to Moutai is about to take off. Sauce-flavored passengers should board at the entrance of Honghualang, and strong-flavored passengers should wait in line at Exit 1573 of Guojiao...... We apologize to inform you that due to the weather conditions at Donkey Airport, Niulanshan and Sky Blue have been temporarily cancelled, and passengers are requested to take Gujing Gongjiu instead............ The announcer was drunk, and I was drunk too........

11. On the high-speed rail, I was listening to a song with headphones, and the girl sitting next to me looked up at the top of the carriage at 45 degrees, I was curious about what she was doing, the girl suddenly turned her head, glanced at me, reached out and pulled the headphones off from my mobile phone, put the earphone plug into the nostrils, pounded it, sneezed several times in a row, happily plugged in the headphones for me, and shouted: Oops, the sneeze finally came out, comfortable, thank you!

12. I went to repair the headphones today, and the customer service helped me pick out my ears and felt that the sound quality was much better!