Above the heavenly court, the seven-colored flames burned half of the sky, and below, the cadre looked at the red-hot sky and shook his head! It is estimated that Yue Lao was barbecued by his own daughter-in-law, right? At this time, Yue Lao was really tied to the barbecue grill by Zhang Xiaoxi, turning around and around, it seems that the truth is making roast suckling pig.

As for Yue Lao, he could only say weakly: "Dear, I'm not delicious." ”

Xiaoxi: "I know, my cooking skills are also very poor anyway, so I'll try your hand." ”

Yue Lao: "I have rough skin, no meat, I really can't eat it." ”

Xiaoxi: "Dog, I'm not qualified to dislike it." "Yue Lao really wants to cry, don't you, do you really want to turn him into a roast suckling pig? As for Xiaoxi's mouthful of dogs, the screaming dog is blessed to the heart, and he really came to watch.

This made Yue Lao even more unacceptable, and even roared: "Three eyes, your grandma's." ”

Then came to a very serious rebuttal: "My grandma is the Jade Emperor's mother, are you sure you want to find her?"

Xiaoxi's temperament is easy to be anticlimactic, and at this time, it is boring to burn Yue Lao, so he left Yue Lao, caught three cranes, two deer, and went to the lower realm to let the cadres make barbecue to eat.

When Xiaoxi returned to the sword furnace, he saw Zheng Dan arguing with the cadres, and there were a lot of people around to watch the excitement, Xiaoxi curiously threw the game on the ground, and asked Ou Yezi: "What's the situation with Dad?"

Ou Yezi sighed: "I am clamoring to be your senior brother's concubine." The cadre is reasoning with her. ”

Xiaoxi pulled away the crowd, dragged the back of the cadre's neck back to the sword stove, and boldly dropped three words: "Go cook." The cadres who were dragged away also looked helpless, and even made a look of dragging their chins to think, and a group of onlookers laughed unkindly.

Cadre: "You didn't lose your temper, it's rare! You roasted the old moon?"

Xiaoxi: "It's mushy." The cadre mourned for ten minutes of silence for the old man, and she continued: "That old man made a mistake after drinking, and wrapped your life cards into hydrangeas, and now there are only two of us left, you are now Zheng Dan's love robbery, she cultivates seven emotions and six desires, you have to help her become wood." ”

The cadre was surprised and asked, "Can you do it?"

Nozomi: "So I roasted him." Speechless, she added, "That bastard can't get out of the way." "The cadre is silent, isn't this a pit? Even if he can be resurrected, he won't play like this, right?

The most important thing is that the daughter-in-law in front of me is the kind that occurs irregularly, which is very embarrassing. Now don't talk about your own daughter-in-law, the face will also hold a grudge against the old man Yue, you are looking for pumping, you are looking for death, don't pull Lao Tzu to die again!

This crazy daughter-in-law launched a ruthless attack, which was killed by her own family. The point is, after killing, you can still be resurrected, and after the resurrection, if you are not happy, he absolutely believes that when his daughter-in-law is crazy, she can really do this kind of thing. The most important thing is that when my daughter-in-law's brain is pumped, it is fundamentally broken.

Since their resurrection, Xiao Xi's reaction is enough to prove that even when she was crazy, it was not in a fragmented state, and it was recalled later. In the face of such a situation, even if it is them, they have to hide!

They are better than those strangers, the only good thing is that they, the relatives, can feel the bottom line of this daughter-in-law better. So, alas, on the premise of not violating the bottom line, they can still have a lot of fun.

Now this matter is a matter of stepping on the bottom line, if it is not handled well, eh, he can already imagine the consequences, and she is not without the burial of the whole world for him, anyway, she can resurrect him.

At this time, while collecting the corpse of the crane's cadres, he was thinking about the follow-up, of course, under the premise that Xiaoxi asked to eat blood tofu, the crane's blood was coagulated.

The two of them were happy, but Ou Yezi, including Ou Yezi, could clearly feel that the murderous aura was spreading in the kitchen!

When the crane was completely proficient, the three of them set the table in the courtyard and ate the crane, Zhao Zheng and others, who had planned to come to eat, saw the flying sword that appeared at their feet in an instant, and a group of people meditated on the spot, saying that it was not bad!

As for Zheng Dan, they have already begun to doubt life, okay? They eat cranes, they are divine beasts!

At this meal, the cadre only has the right to pick up vegetables, eat, hehe, watching his daughter-in-law gnaw on the crane through gritted teeth, telling him to eat, he doesn't dare to eat it! Of course, his master still has the right to eat, this is a rare delicacy.

Xiaoxi's current mood is still not too fluctuating, so looking at the cadre just picking up the vegetables, she asked angrily: "You are poisonous, who will you keep if you don't eat it?"

The cadre rolled his eyes and said angrily: "What are you talking about, aren't you afraid that you won't have enough to eat?"

Xiaoxi said lazily: "Come less, don't leave it for outsiders." ”

The cadre rubbed his brows and ate it too, seeing that Xiaoxi was in a good mood, he asked weakly: "Daughter-in-law, give me a suggestion." ”

Xiaoxi replied: "Scumbag." ”

The cadre asked helplessly: "I didn't do anything!"

Xiaoxi's oily hand slapped on the cadre's head, and said angrily: "Call you a scumbag, let her know that when a man is a scumbag, the sow can fly." "Dry general sweat one. There is really no trick, but, in line with the principle of being careful boss if there is no trick, he directly opened the altar and consulted everyone in the fox clan's holy land.

Xiao Xi looked helplessly at the cadre consulting the boss of the general, and even consulted his own son, and the reaction of the uncle was to laugh for ten minutes before starting to think about it seriously. But in the last group of people, the answer they actually gave was: Is this difficult.

Xiaoxi roared directly: "You people who lack hearts, don't you waste the fragrance of the old lady, you are too moisturized, forget the old lady's temper, do you want the old lady to go back and talk to you!"

Hearing her roar, the surroundings were suddenly startled, and the second reaction, a group of people immediately lit a wax for the cadre, and mourned in silence!

The general asked weakly: "I really want to know, how is Yue Lao." ”

Xiao Xi replied angrily: "Roast pig." The people over there were silent for a while, and began to chirp and chirp crookedly, after all, with this manic woman here, it was a really terrible thing!

The tricky question is no longer how difficult the woman on the other side is, but how long this little girl can hold down her temperament.