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Chapter 494: Who Did Me and Your Mother Fall Into the Water to Save Anyone?

Girl: I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, who do you save first?

Schoolboy:......

Penguin: UU and I can only land one, who do you choose?

Hundreds of millions of netizens: ......

Group buying network headquarters.

Blue Core is checking this week's order data, and from time to time using QQ and UU software to communicate with customers to confirm the accuracy of the data......

This is the most work she, the president, does every day!

Suddenly—

Without warning! Her QQ account took the initiative to go offline!

At the same time, a notification message popped up: "Dear users, I regret to tell you that we are forced to stop providing you with services! Because the system has detected that there is an extremely unsafe and dangerous plug-in UU software in your computer, you will not be able to log in to QQ normally until you uninstall UU." We apologize for the loss and inconvenience caused, and we are sorry. ”

This is a short notification letter to users that is extremely modest and aggrieved, but the attitude is arrogant!

As the president, Lan Xin looked at the content of this letter and knew that it was a text message that had been modified by a word master!

But what is the situation?

Blue Core realizes that the problem is a bit serious!

She immediately logged back into QQ.

I found that I couldn't log in!

She closed the UU software and logged in to QQ again, but she still couldn't log in!

Lan Xin gritted his teeth, uninstalled the UU software directly, logged in to QQ again, and finally logged in this time! The system sent a welcome interface: "Welcome to use Penguin software again, we will always serve you sincerely!"

"Welcome, sister!"

"Sincere yarn!"

Even Lan Xin, who never said foul language, couldn't help but get mad and scolded twice!

Immediately, the entire office instantly resounded with countless angry scoldings!

"What do you mean by that, penguins?"

"My penguin software has been kicked offline? and said that if you don't uninstall UU, you will never be able to log in to QQ?"

"What can I do? I have to use both software! There are hundreds of customers in each software!"

"Penguins, this is too domineering, isn't it?

"Damn! Penguins are fighting with UU, why are they bothering us? This has caused me to lose contact with the customer!"

"Me too! I was sending a data report to a customer, but suddenly it was disconnected, and I only sent half of it!"

"Damn penguins!

……

The whole office is complaining!

They didn't know that Blue Core's boyfriend, Li Hao, another shareholder of the company, was the boss behind UU, and they just stood in the position of an ordinary netizen and made the most authentic voice.

Lan Xin, who was sitting in the office, saw this kind of scene, and his heart sank, and he immediately called Li Hao.

But Li Hao's mobile phone has been busy, busy sound!

Hit dozens of times, and finally got through!

"Xiao Hao! Xiao Hao! Penguin forces users to choose one of the two!" she panicked and reported the situation in the office to Li Hao!

"I already know. Li Hao's voice was low and terrifying.

"You...... Are you alright?" Lan Xin was anxious, and her beautiful face couldn't hide her worry about him. She had never heard Li Hao's desperate voice of disconfidence!

"It's fine. ”

"Do you want me to go back to you now?"

"No, I don't. You do a good job of group buying! The painful lesson that happened to UU today must not happen to group buying in the future!

"There is no enemy as strong as a penguin!"

"Wrong! There is a stronger and more terrible enemy than the penguin! That enemy is Ali Horn! The horse boss of Ali Horn is 10,000 times more powerful than Penguin's Ma Zong's methods!" Li Hao's deep voice carried a cold and wistful breath, which made Lan Xin feel scared when he heard it!

"Okay! I know! Zhou Meng and I will definitely do everything according to your requirements! I won't go over to accompany you, you have to be good yourself! I know you will definitely do it!"

Lan Xin understood the meaning of the man she loved deeply, although she couldn't wait to fly back to accompany him, even if she couldn't do anything, it was good to accompany him quietly!

But she couldn't!

At this time, she must do her duty! That is the greatest support for him!

Her cold and pretty face flashed a hint of frost, took a deep breath, walked out of the president's office, and said loudly: "Don't complain! Weigh which software to uninstall and resume work as soon as possible!"

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An Internet café in Xingsha.

"Penguins are so cheap! Is there such a shameless person in the world? Do you have to force me to choose one or the other?"

"I didn't hesitate to uninstall QQ! What the hell is it! I dare to force Lao Tzu to choose? Lao Tzu doesn't want it!"

"I also uninstalled QQ, it has no group, no pets, and no fashion show!

"I'm going to unload it......! My colleagues and friends are all on QQ! This is the relationship I have been running for eight years!"

"I'm still uninstalling UU! Although I like to play with pets and fashions, I can't do without QQ after all! Fortunately, I haven't charged UU yet!

"Oh my God! I bought a small steamed bun for 300 yuan! Now the despicable penguin is forcing me to uninstall UU, I'm not reconciled! Isn't my money wasted?"

"I really want to kill the twist pain!

“……”

After intense condemnation and swearing, the crowd began to weigh the pros and cons and made the final difficult choice.

100 machines, 100 users.

In the end, 73 people chose QQ, and 27 people chose UU without pets and fashion shows!

In terms of public opinion, penguins were scolded by 100 people!

In the end, 73% of people reluctantly chose penguins!

An Internet café in Jinling.

An Internet café in Shanghai.

An Internet café in Chengdu.

……

The same situation is playing out in every Internet café in the country. Gamer-led internet café users are the most likely die-hard UU fans, but 73% of them choose penguins.

The situation is even more pessimistic for home users and corporate users!

According to the latest data from some research agencies, 96% of company users chose penguins, and 85% of family users chose penguins!

This time, the penguins are a complete winner!

Chen Yunfei scolded: "I'm my grandmother's Mr. Ma! This trick is really too cheap! This is already a new height of cheapness! This trick is too amazing, it is simply a peerless grandson!"

Li Hao asked, "Can you develop a program or backdoor to break the restrictions on Penguin's login?"

Chen Yunfei said: "I'm a hacker and not a superman! They blocked the channel from their backend port, unless I give me an army, I will bomb all their servers with missiles! Now I can only rely on you, you have to think of a way to hurry up that day!"

"Lao Chen, this time it's hanging!"

Li Hao sighed in a low voice!

His eyes were bloodshot as he stared at the number of people online on the screen, and his heart had sunk to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean!

The despicable tricks that penguins used to deal with 360 in their previous lives have finally been used!

This is the penguin's ultimate cheap trick that Li Hao is most worried about!

It's finally here!!