Text Text_Chapter 993 You can't live in peace even if you go to the toilet
When he heard this, Pang Xuefeng almost squatted on the ground and laughed wildly, no way, who made this paragraph too cola, this is a typical offense of public anger.
But after all, this is in public, and after all, I don't know these children at all, but even so, Pang Xuefeng still secretly enjoyed it for a long time.
Then Pang Xuefeng walked out of the noodle shop alone after settling the account, and walked in the direction of home while smoking a cigarette.
But before he took two steps, Pang Xuefeng suddenly had a "feeling" in his stomach, and then he realized that it was time to get used to "doing big things" at night.
So without saying a word, after walking a few steps, he turned directly into a public toilet on the side of the road.
I believe that most of the old men have similar habits, squatting on the tuba, smoking a cigarette, and swiping their mobile phones.
Pang Xuefeng is no exception, especially when he thinks of the joke that a few junior high school students talked about just now, he immediately took out his mobile phone and wanted to take advantage of this free time to go black.
But just when Pang Xuefeng had just entered the game, listening to the game's boot music, and wondering whether to use the old master this time, or use the crazy iron that had already been out but he had not had time to try, he suddenly heard a dense footstep from the door of the men's toilet.
Listening to the posture, there can be at least four or five people who came in at once this time, but Pang Xuefeng didn't care, who let this be a public toilet, you just came in a group without any fuss.
Pang Xuefeng couldn't help but jokingly think in his heart, it seems that this public toilet is the hottest "business" in the world, better than the bank.
Not only is it open 365 days a year, but it is also "open" 24 hours a day.
What's even more convincing is that the "guests" are still uninvited, and they would rather queue up in "extraordinary times" but they are always "single-minded", you say, who else can do better than here?
Pang Xuefeng was squatting in a "private room" at the innermost part of the men's toilet at this time, and he didn't have to choose the innermost position, but when he came in just now, the first three were all "full".
However, what Pang Xuefeng didn't expect was that when he was entertaining himself here, the footsteps of several people walked directly in his direction without the slightest turn.
And as the footsteps of these people got closer and closer, I didn't know if it was a tailwind or something, anyway, a bad smell of wine suddenly came to my face.
Pang Xuefeng himself is not a drinker, so he didn't care about any pesticides after smelling it at this time, and immediately covered his mouth and nose with his hands while frowning.
Boom!
Boom!
But this is not the end, suddenly someone outside the door held the doorknob and shook violently a few times, but because the door was held by Pang Xuefeng from the inside, it was not opened.
However, Pang Xuefeng still didn't mean to get angry except for frowning, because no matter who had not met such unqualified people a few times when he went to the public toilet, he couldn't bother with them.
"Someone. ”
So, Pang Xuefeng just said in passing.
I thought that after the people outside knew that there was someone inside, they would definitely not knock the door again, but should go to the next door to find a vacant seat.
But Pang Xuefeng misestimated this time, because the door was violently shaken several times again.
At the same time, this time there was also the sound of slamming the door hard, and it was obvious that the person who slammed the door was very impatient.
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
"Open the door, open the door!"
"Open the door, you're deaf, don't you hear?
"Funny-bi, I said you guys--what are you going to do here, just kick the door open!"
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Then, as if urging life, the sound of slamming the door sounded again.
But unlike last time, this time it was not only one person who called the door, but several others also quarreled.
Pang Xuefeng's face was a little unsightly when he heard it, but when he smelled the still strong smell of wine, he guessed that these people must have drunk too much, otherwise, who would keep slamming the door so carelessly when they knew that there were people inside!
"Someone, wait a minute. ”
So Pang Xuefeng still didn't bother with them, but just replied in the same stiff tone.
But isn't it, who is being disturbed like this when they are "comfortable", can they feel good?
However, the interesting thing is that after hearing this, these people not only did not have the intention of leaving at all, but also slammed the door harder and harder.
"Yo he, the mouth is still quite hard, and the - wait for a while, wait for you-mom-a-force-ah, Lao Tzu just knows that there are people, no one Lao Tzu is not here yet, less--nonsense, hurry up and open the door to Lao Tzu!"
Knock knock!
Knock knock!
When Pang Xuefeng heard this, he was really a little annoyed this time.
What kind of quality are these people, who know that there are people in it who have to break through and not say anything, and their mouths are full of swearing.
However, this time it was not Pang Xuefeng's turn to lose his temper again, only to see that the plastic lock of the door was broken, and the simple door of the "private room" was forcibly pulled open from the outside with a bang.
And these people were so bandit-like that a young man who was peeing on the urinal suddenly shuddered.
But this trembling is not the other's trembling, not to mention the feeling of being cool at all, and almost peeing on his pants.
Originally, the young man was full of anger and turned his head and wanted to scold, but when he looked back and saw that these people were not good and full of alcohol, and it was obvious that they were people who came to find fault, the anger in his heart immediately disappeared, and then he didn't even have time to zip his pants, and ran out as if he was running for his life.
And a few people next door also immediately ran out of the "private room" with their pants in their hands after hearing that something was wrong.
Except for an old man who was too old to walk so fast, the rest of them ran like rabbits.
Keo!
Don't say it, even if Pang Xuefeng has seen countless big battles now, this kind of thing of forcibly breaking the door in order to grab a squatting position is really the first time I have seen it.
So in an instant, even Pang Xuefeng had a feeling of having a broken brain.
But because of this, Pang Xuefeng finally saw these people outside the door, a total of five.
But when he saw the appearance of these people, Pang Xuefeng's first feeling was, young!
Especially the young man who was standing in the front wearing a black T-shirt, and was throwing aside the simple door that he had pulled down at this time, although his face was red because of the drink, but it was estimated that he was nineteen or twenty years old.
The rest of them weren't that big, and the most they looked like was in their early twenties.
However, what opened Pang Xuefeng's eyes again was that these people pulled the door and knocked it out, but the young man in a black T-shirt who was still standing at the front scolded and kicked Pang Xuefeng at the same time when he saw Pang Xuefeng who was squatting in it at this time.
Fortunately, the person squatting in it at this time is Pang Xuefeng, if it were someone else, not to mention that the pants had not been lifted yet, just to say that this was blocked by five people in a small place, and then there would only be a part of being beaten.
But today's young people are destined to have another tragic end, because the person inside is Pang Xuefeng!
So after being slightly stunned, Pang Xuefeng's anger also immediately rushed up.
Keo!
Gave you face, didn't you!
A group of uneducated things, for the sake of you drinking high, you buddies who slammed the door and scolded didn't care about you, but you guys are good, and you still kick your nose and face to chase and beat your buddies?
So when this foot had already come to Pang Xuefeng, Pang Xuefeng, who was full of anger, was also a little on his head, not dodging or dodging, he grabbed this foot with both hands firmly, and then twisted it gently, only to hear a crisp squeak, and the young man suddenly heard a scream like killing a pig.
Yes!
Then the young man fell to the ground with a puff, his face distorted, cold sweat broke out, and he kept rolling on the ground holding his legs!
"My feet...... My feet...... My feet...... It's broken!"
Seeing that their companions were actually down by a squatting man, the faces of these people suddenly became a little unbearable.
So, while there were many people drinking, another young man threw the cigarette in his hand to the ground, and then kicked it again without any remorse.
But how did he know that Pang Xuefeng's anger at this time was at least ten times greater than him.
you!
Dude, I'm squatting on a big tuba to fight a game of pesticides, recruiting you or provoking you, you come up and smash and scold like bandits, and don't know whether to live or die to kick buddy.
Keo, if you don't cripple one by one today, you probably won't remember it for a long time in your next life.
Well, since you kid doesn't have long eyes, this time it's not as simple as breaking your foot and neck.
So when the second kick came again, Pang Xuefeng's left hand grabbed the opponent's ankle like a steel tong, and then his right hand clenched into a fist, smashing into his calf bone at once.
At the same time as listening to the click, the other party is a voice.
Then, without exception, he suddenly fell to the ground, crying dad and mom, rolling all over the ground.
Seeing that the two people were directly knocked to the ground by Pang Xuefeng one after another, even the stunned Erqing of the two hundred and five should understand that today is the meeting of Lian Jiazi.
So seeing that even two companions couldn't deal with a squatting child, the remaining three young people didn't dare to take another step forward to make a move on Pang Xuefeng, let alone continue to attack Pang Xuefeng.
On the contrary, he was stunned and retreated, not only did he forget to help his companions, but he didn't even realize that the most important thing he should do at this time was to run away.
Wake up!
The wine is sober!
This time I really woke up completely!
And Pang Xuefeng didn't care about their stupid virtues, and after cleaning up for a while, he sorted out his clothes and walked out of the cubicle with a gloomy face.
After looking at the two people who had fallen to the ground, and then at the remaining three, he said angrily, "Say, who the are you, who let you come, say! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will make you all have to break a leg today!"
But just as Pang Xuefeng finished speaking, before the three young people could react, there was a sound of footsteps at the door of the public toilet again.
"Don't move, what are you doing, who told you to gather a crowd to make trouble, ah?"