Chapter 96: Da Lang's Childhood

Wu Dalang reached into his trouser pocket and took out his mobile phone with his weak left hand. He dialed back the call Woodstar had just called, but there was no response in the receiver. He tried to make phone calls again, but found that none of the calls could be made.

"No signal, no mobile phone signal here!" Wu Dalang shouted in his heart, "God, doesn't this mean to want my life!"

He tried to contact others with V-letters, but the news could not be sent either.

Wu Dalang suddenly felt hopeless again. He only felt sadness coming from it, and avoided the big mouth and wept.

I cried for a while, but I felt that even my tears were about to dry up. He gritted his teeth and cursed "God" for a while. Then, the tragic life experiences of my childhood and adulthood came to mind.

He thought that he had never known what his mother looked like, and whenever he played with other children in the village, he would often be pointed at his nose and scolded, "You ugly motherless ghost, who is playing with you?"

Then there will be a lot of children who will bully themselves in a circle under the instigation of them. Some people came up and pulled their hair, and some kicked their butts from behind.

At that time, Xiao Wu Dalang usually took the form of resistance. And the kids were pulling their hair and kicking them. So there will be a scene of many people beating him alone. The result of his resistance is usually to be crushed under him by two or three children and beaten. After the children dispersed in a hurry, Wu Dalang, who was lying on the ground, had a blue nose and swollen face.

He was not so afraid of being beaten, because it had become a daily routine in his childhood. What made Wu Dalang feel most unbearable was the bursts of shouts made by the children when they bullied themselves: "Beat this motherless thief, beat this ugly ghost!"

This shout stimulated his young mind at that time, and filled his heart with infinite resentment and inferiority.

At that time, only an older child in the neighboring village would not bully him like other children. His name is "Lu Wazi", because he has stolen things and practiced martial arts, so the other children hate and fear him and isolate him. Lu Wazi got this nickname because she had a baby face. In fact, he was already in secondary school.

Wu Dalang remembered that at that time, Lu Wazi would often invite herself outside the village to teach a few hand-to-hand grappling techniques. He will also point out ways to get revenge on others. For example, one year, during the Spring Festival, under the leadership of Lu Wazi, Wu Dalang found the door of a child in the village who often bullied him.

Then......

I saw that the gate of the house was hidden, and the people in the small courtyard seemed to be taking a nap. Looking through the hidden door, I saw a few cotton covers in the quilt in the courtyard.

Lu Wazi whispered to him that the family did not have a dog, and as long as he quietly went in and acted according to the plan, he could take revenge.

Although Xiao Wu Dalang was a little scared and a little hesitant, he still took action driven by hatred. He gently pushed open the two false courtyard doors, and sneaked into the courtyard on tiptoe.

It was nap time, and the diminutive little Wu Dalang found that there was indeed no one in the yard. So, he took out a "electric light cannon" from his pocket and inserted it on the cotton cover that was drying in the yard, and then lit the cannon twist with the "light cannon incense" burning with sparks in his hand.

Because this electric light cannon is very explosive, it is designed to twist slowly, so that the person who fired the cannon has time to hide further. Xiao Wu Dalang laughed wildly in his heart after lighting the cannon twist, and ran away from the scene with his feet crooked.

When he ran outside the gate of this courtyard, he disappeared from Lu Wazi. Just as he felt a little puzzled in his heart, he heard a loud sound of an electric cannon behind him—"Bang!" The ground seemed to be moving! With this loud noise, he felt a sense of revenge in his heart. He heard the screams of women and children coming from the house in the courtyard, and his heart felt so happy that he couldn't help laughing!

At this moment, the sound of hurried footsteps from the inside out of the courtyard was heard. Xiao Wu Dalang realized that someone was chasing him out, and he felt scared at this time, and Shi spread out his crooked legs and feet, and ran desperately into the distance.

Soon, he heard a child's voice behind him: "It was Wu Dalang who did it, mom, you see, this ugly cripple is running quite fast!" ......Little Wu Dalang couldn't care about looking back, he hated why the mother who had never met didn't give birth to a good pair of legs and feet!

After seven turns and eight turns, he ran out of the village, and finally he couldn't hear anyone chasing and scolding behind him.

Outside the village was a wasteland, and the north wind was blowing. The big padded jacket that Xiao Wu Dalang has worn for five years has broken the zipper and the buttons are incomplete. He wandered around the wasteland, shivering with cold.

Finally, he saw a figure flash next to a dead tree not far in front of him, it was a half-grown child who looked older than Xiao Wu Dalang, about thirteen or fourteen years old, with a cigarette in his mouth. He has an iconic baby face that people can remember once they see him - it is Lu Wazi.

Wu Dalang was as energetic as if he had seen a relative, ran towards Na Lu Wazi, ran to him, and called out to the master.

Lu Wazi asked him: "Have you thrown off all the tails?" Wu Dalang replied: "Don't worry, master, none of them came." A hint of pride flashed on Lu Wazi's face, and she said to Wu Dalang: "Let's go, let's go fight the yellow sheep!"

When Xiao Wu Dalang heard him say this, he couldn't help but growl in his stomach, because after his father married him to his stepmother, this little Wu Dalang hadn't eaten tender and delicious meat for a long time. This gave him a lot of motivation.

After a while, the two children, Xiao Wu Dalang and Lu Wazi, appeared outside the back wall of a self-employed chicken farmer in a neighboring village. Lu Wazi, who was wearing a double-breasted tweed coat, commanded Xiao Wu Dalang and said, "You first step on my shoulders and climb to the wall to observe the movement in the yard." After speaking, he held his hands on the wall and took the initiative to squat down. Xiao Wu Dalang hurriedly stepped over and kicked on his shoulder, while Lu Wazi slowly stood up straight against the wall.

The head of this adobe wall is not too high, and Xiao Wu Dalang stood on Lu Wazi's shoulders and leaned out of the wall. He looked into the yard of this professional chicken farmer.

I saw that the yard in front of me was the size of two basketball courts, and there were many firewood chickens in the yard, running around in the sun to find food.

I only heard Lu Wazi's hoarse voice in the voice change period coming from below: "How is it? Okay, let's act, my shoulders can't hold it!"

Xiao Wu Dalang saw that there was no one in the courtyard, and the hut in the distance was also closed with thick cotton curtains. So he said, "Okay, master." With that, he propped himself up on the wall with both hands, and rolled over on his waist and rode to the top of the wall.

Xiao Wu Dalang heard Lu Wazi say: "You first open this bag of bait and scatter it, and when you see a chicken pecking, you can see it and throw it into the net." You jump down and tie the net, and then you throw the chicken out, and then I throw the rope in and pull you, and you grab the rope and kick the wall and roll it out with the kung fu I taught you. ”

Xiao Wu Dalang nodded excitedly, and raised his hand to catch a bag of bait thrown by Lu Wazi and a special chicken trapping net in a plastic bag.