The taxi stopped steadily at the gate of the shopping mall, Lu Tianxing walked into the shopping mall, walked around twice inside, Lu Tianxing went directly to the third floor, walked into a store specializing in selling boutique dolls, and soon walked out of it, but at this time, there were two more Xiong Da and Xiong Er, two buddies who are almost one person tall, who are currently very hot. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Originally, Lu Tianxing also planned to add the bald head Qiang to form a bear infested trio, but unfortunately, the bald head Qiang had already been sold out, and only these two bears remained.

Holding two bears, Lu Tianxing felt a pain in his flesh, no wonder many people have changed careers to sell children's products these years, this Nima is simply robbing money, just these two teddy bears, it cost him thousands of yuan, it is said to be a boutique doll, and it does not come with a price reduction, it is too dark, I knew that I would spend a dollar to go to the square to set a doll for this sister-in-law.

Under everyone's strange gaze, Lu Tianxing held the two dolls and stopped for a long time before intercepting a taxi, throwing the two dolls into the back seat of the car, and sitting in the passenger seat, before he let out a long breath, buying things is really not a human thing.

"Dude, you are really willing to spend money, these two dolls cost a few thousand yuan at the minimum, give them away?" The taxi driver was also a talkative person, and after starting the car, he looked at Lu Tianxing and said.

"Yes, the master has a good eye. ”

Lu Tianxing smiled and said, "Today is my sister-in-law's birthday, and I don't know what to give, so I bought two dolls for her." ”

When the driver heard this, he looked at Lu Tianxing suspiciously, and said: "Dude, I don't read much, don't fool me, although I am a taxi, I still have this bit of vision, and I will send it to my sister-in-law for thousands of dollars, who will believe it." ”

"I ....... ”

Lu Tianxing opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was directly interrupted by the driver: "Brother, don't explain, there are only two reasons to buy a doll worth thousands of dollars, the first is to send a girlfriend, but seeing that you are alone, it is obviously not compatible with sending a girlfriend, so there is only one possibility, to send the goddess in your mind." What is there to be shy, who in youth did not have a goddess or two. However, if you can't do this trick, you won't be able to catch up with the goddess. ”

Lu Tianxing was slightly stunned, and subconsciously asked, "Why." ”

"What do you think, what is the goddess, the goddess is high, there are countless spare tires, look at you as a taxi, there must be no money, no matter how expensive the things you send are useless, the goddess will not like you, so don't fix these useless, in the goddess's heart you will always be a spare tire, take the time to chat with you, just like walking a dog, just walk you to play. ”

The taxi driver sighed and said, " Brother, I think you are very pleasing to the eye, give you a trick, you can take the goddess on the day of keeping, anyway, you buy this doll is thousands of dollars, you might as well take this money, go to the car rental company to rent a luxury car, and then spend money to buy ninety-nine roses, appear next to the goddess, and then tell the goddess that you want to experience the life of ordinary people, spend one or two hundred yuan to invite the goddess to eat, and then invite the goddess to go for a ride, and watch a movie at night, so that the goddess is not hand-to-hand, and she can open in the hotel at night~It's a house, like you who pursue the goddess with a doll, there is definitely no hope, and the money is spent in vain. ”

Lu Tianxing looked at the taxi driver who was talking with a black line, this guy used to be a full-time pickle girl, he could think of such a trick, and he said it in the head, but don't say it, it's true that this is the truth, it's better to buy flowers than to rent a car, and the money is about the same, the first one got the thank you of the goddess, and the second got the body of the goddess ~ body.

Seeing that Lu Tianxing didn't speak, the driver came back to his senses and said in surprise: "Dude, you won't really give it to your sister-in-law!"

Lu Tianxing said with a wry smile: "Of course, brother, what did I lie to you about, I really gave it to my sister-in-law." ”

"I see. ”

The driver slapped the steering wheel suddenly, and suddenly said: "Brother, I didn't expect you to be much more powerful than I thought, there is actually this kind of means, even the sister-in-law dares to start, amazing, admire." ”

"Your uncle's is only doing it to your sister-in-law. ”

Lu Tianxing scolded secretly in his heart, does he look like a pervert? Besides, he also attacked his sister-in-law, he now saw that Bai Weiwei was too late to hide, and he dared to do it, it was not directly sent to the tiger's mouth, and he was completely dead.

In the next time, Lu Tianxing really experienced what is called a mouthful, gushing endlessly, this driver is worthy of being a character who has walked through the south and the north, and his eloquence is first-class, and he has spoken for more than half an hour without repeating, it is definitely a pity that this eloquence is not a sales.

first talked about the absurdity of Lu Tianxing's attack on his sister-in-law when he was young, and then talked about the difference between men and women, how to identify whether a woman really likes you, and then talked about what women are the most ferocious in time, what age women are the most terrifying, and what nei clothes can highlight the charm the most, almost everything.

Lu Tianxing listened with relish, this driver is worthy of traveling from south to north, and he can hear a bunch of gossip from his mouth, which makes the half-hour drive suddenly become a lot more pleasant.

Arriving at the door of the Jinpeng Hotel, Lu Tianxing paid for the car and got out of the car with the two dolls.

The taxi driver rolled down the window and said meaningfully to Lu Tianxing: "Brother, come on, brother, I see that you are a good person, give you a trick, get your sister-in-law on the bed~, so that she will not resist you anymore, men recruit ~ serve women, the best way is to go to ~ bed, bed ~ on ~ levy ~ serve her, you are not afraid of others turning their faces with you, turning their faces will be fruitful~ photos, who is afraid of whom." Come on brother, brother, I'm optimistic about you, goodbye. ”

After speaking, the taxi disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving only Lu Tianxing, who had been stunned in place for a long time and had not come back to his senses.

"I'll go, isn't this nonsense? If I could take her, I'd wait until now. ”

Lu Tianxing looked at the taxi and scolded secretly, if he could take down his sister-in-law, how could he be so embarrassed as today, his sister-in-law is a demon, and there is a group of big demons standing behind him, if he dares to do it, the result is that he will not even have bones left.

Watching the taxi go away, Lu Tianxing pursed his lips, holding the two dolls and was about to turn around and walk into the hotel, when he heard a crisp voice ringing in his ears.

"Brother-in-law, what are you looking at? And brother-in-law, who did you talk to just now? Who did you say you were going to take, you honestly confessed, did you carry my sister behind your back, red~apricot~out~ wall. ”

Bai Wei jumped out of the hotel, circled around Lu Tianxing a few times, and looked at Lu Tianxing with a suspicious expression.