Lin Bai felt that the door of Qin Ziruo's house was poisonous.

Why does he have an urge to throw it back every time he comes to open the door?

The first time was when Liu Zhengshi's family disturbed his good deeds, the second time was when Lin Xiaolu suddenly came in, and this time, the people outside the door gave him a headache when he saw it!

You say you're all world-class stars, why are you all so idle? You and your boyfriend are going on a date without a schedule! You don't have a boyfriend to find it! I don't want to find myself to go home and pick my feet! You come here in the morning for a party of nine people, and in the evening, all of you come together? Are you using this as a dormitory for super girls?!

Wife, you must think the same way, right? Otherwise, why do you also have a bitter and hateful expression? Let me tell you, you can't be polite to them when dealing with these face-making faces, and if you have anything to say directly, they will be embarrassed to disturb our good time next time!

It should have understood the meaning in Lin Bai's eyes, and Qin Ziruo finally spoke.

"Catch him in there!"

Lin Bai was stunned, and the girls took the opportunity to rush in and carry him to the living room.

Wait a while!Wait a minute!Who's squeezing me with my boobs?Who is touching my ass?!You're really a big husband in front of my wife like this?What a shame my wife is committing now!

After some tossing, Lin Bai was pressed to the same position, the same small bench, the difference is that it was not Qin Ziruo who was pushed out for the jury, but Jing Xiuyan!

What's the situation? Wife, have you abandoned me? And this classmate Jing next to you, when you left at noon, you still looked like your wife and you were not covering the sky, and now what the hell is this expression full of shame and wanting to speak?

I must have seen a fake Jing Xiuyan!

Lin Bai quietly moved the small bench away, not wanting to provoke this moody eldest sister.

"Okay, what are you moving?It's too late to clear it up now!" This time, the presiding judge Qin Ziruo couldn't help but speak, "Tell me honestly, what is the relationship between the two of you?!"

What is the relationship between the two of us, cough cough, this is complicated: first of all, it must be the relationship between my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law, but I have touched her ass, and she always teases me with Xiaomengyin when she has nothing to do......

So the question is, apart from these, Lin Bai didn't think he had done anything, what was the matter with the eight girls on the sofa opposite who looked at them with contempt like scumbags?

Lin Bai felt that he needed to explain: "Actually, our relationship is quite pure......

Jing Xiuyan on the side nodded violently.

What kind of mess are you making? Just like your apricot-eyed fan, the ghost believes that our relationship is pure!

"Brother-in-law, I thought you were an honest person when you were wide and fat, but I didn't expect you to be a contestant, what a disappointment to me!"

That female classmate surnamed Lin, you make it clear to me, what do you mean that I should be an honest person? Isn't my brother honest enough? I didn't take advantage of you when you got into my arms in the morning!

And what the hell is the contestant, don't say buzzwords in front of returnees like my brother!

"Contestant......" Lin Xiaolu pondered it in her mind for a while, and explained to Lin Bai: "It's a playboy like you, brother-in-law, who has rich experience in love and is especially good at flirting with girls." ”

Wait a minute! I'll pick my ears, and you say it again! Which eye do you have to see that I'm experienced in love? Lao Tzu lost his body and gave you Sister Ziruo was still a virgin before, okay?!

"I can see with both eyes that you have rich experience in love!" Lin Xiaolu retorted unceremoniously, "Sister Ziruo is eager to pay attention, you will collect her photos and tease her, Sister Xiuyan's economic crisis, you will use money to smash her, come on, brother-in-law, you see what I lack, give me some!"

Lin Bai glanced at her disdainfully from the corner of his eye, and said, "I'm sorry, it's useful to keep my breasts for myself!"

The living room was silent for two seconds, and explosive laughter erupted, and the girls laughed crookedly one by one, even the most reserved and polite Su Xian'er buried her head in her knees and shook non-stop, obviously snickering.

"Ahhh

Just kidding, just a ruthless person like our Brother Bai, who is a ruthless person, is also a little girl who wants to fight if you want to?

Lin Xiaolu was also so angry, gritted her teeth and chased after her, anyway, the house is so big, I don't believe where else you can escape! If you have the ability to run out of the door without wearing a coat, the old lady will definitely not chase, and the temperature in December will teach you to be a man every minute!

Seeing Lin Bai rushing into the kitchen in a panic, Lin Xiaolu was laughing wildly in her heart, this is called heaven has a way for you not to go, and hell has no door to break in!

As the first foodie in the team, she can't know much about the kitchen at the captain's house, just such a door, as long as it is blocked, it is a proper urn to catch turtles!

At this time, Lin Xiaolu was not in a hurry to chase, and walked over slowly and methodically, and before she could say anything cruel to the door, a big hand covered her mouth, and the other big hand held on the outside of her arm and pushed it, she didn't react to what was going on, the whole person had already turned around, and there were cold tiles pasted on her back.

Then Lin Bai pressed over!

This is really a textbook wall, the hero and heroine are of the same height, as long as one bows his head and the other looks up, the lip flap will fit together without reluctance, the man is tall and slightly fat, the woman is slender and weak, and it looks like the woman is going to be wrapped in the man's body.

Please take out your notebook, here are the highlights!

The most important thing about the wall knock is the distance between each other - if you stick it up with the whole person, it is not a wall knock or a hooligan;If you are like in the TV series to open the distance and pose, then your life safety depends on the girl's mood, in case she suddenly wants to try the third type of women's self-defense technique knee crushing egg hit, this posture people don't even need to aim!

The real wall dong should be like Lin Bai, the whole body is very close and there is no contact, but as long as the girl moves, she will be rubbed, and she will be honest if she rubs it twice, and she can only be obediently at your mercy.

Of course, please make sure that the other party has a friendship with you before the wall knock, if not, please make sure that there are no relatives, friends and police nearby, especially a dangerous creature called a boyfriend, which is likely to bring you a devastating blow!

To tell the truth, Lin Xiaolu is not afraid of wall knocks, as the main force of super girls' development in the film and television industry, she doesn't know how many idol dramas she has filmed, which one must not be knocked ten times or eight times, sometimes when encountering continuous NG, it is possible to knock one dong and one afternoon!

What scared her was that when Lin Bai covered her mouth, she didn't know what was stuffed in, she didn't dare to swallow it and couldn't spit it out, she only felt that her mouth and tongue were numb when she came into contact with that thing.

Is it because he exposed the essence of his brother-in-law's contestant in front of his sisters, made him angry, simply broke the jar, poisoned and coerced me to do such and such embarrassing things? No, brother-in-law, you can't be sorry for Sister Ziruo and Sister Xiuyan!

Lin Bai didn't know what this little deer was thinking, otherwise he would definitely sigh with emotion: Child, you have grown up!

So he just asked, "Is it delicious?"

Is it delicious? Lin Xiaolu, who had already imagined that the two of them were caught and raped in bed by Qin Ziruo and Jing Xiuyan, was stunned for a moment, her jaw instinctively moved, and her teeth suddenly bit on the thing in her mouth.

A smell of fleshy soup burst out in her mouth!

Cool, salty, perfectly mixed with numb and spicy, as well as the aroma of sesame seeds, with the tough taste of beef, Lin Xiaolu couldn't stop chewing at all.

Lin Bai retracted his hand in embarrassment, Lin Xiaolu kept chewing, his lips kept moving, and the jelly-soft feeling kept rubbing in his palm, rubbing him so much that he reacted!

In order to hide his embarrassment, he continued to ask: "Do you still want to eat?"

Lin Xiaolu nodded again and again, and consciously covered her mouth by herself.

Anyway, why hasn't this foodie been abducted yet?

But foodies are good, foodies are easy to buy: "If you want to eat, tell me honestly what happened in the afternoon!"

"Afternoon?oh buy ga!" Lin Xiaolu was surprised and let go of the hand covering her mouth, "Aren't those shares from you, brother-in-law?"

Lin Bai's mind is changing, the shares, smashing Jing Xiuyan with money, and the different attitudes of the girls are connected, and there is only one truth, that is......

"Lei Hao, this guy is very fast, I thought he would have to take a few days, but I didn't expect it to be completed this afternoon, and he deserves to be called a tiger!"

Nima, Lei Laohu, what the hell have you done? It's a mistake for Lao Tzu to hand over the money to you!

"Yes, yes!" Lin Xiaolu nodded again and again, "Mr. Lei's momentum is really not covered, don't you see, our general manager is completely like a rabbit in front of a tiger, and he can't even understand the words......

Speaking excitedly, she also gestured, Lin Bai hurriedly took two steps back, not for fear of being beaten, but for fear of being beaten, but that some things exist no matter how small they are, as a disciplined brother-in-law, this kind of advantage is equal to not taking advantage of it.

“…… Shares worth billions of dollars, I just lost them without caring about it, if it weren't for my quick eyes, Sister Xiuyan's face would have been flattened!" Lin Xiaolu patted her chest and showed her strength, and a pair of fawn eyes blinked at Lin Bai.

Girl, you are really a man! You Ziruo sister does not have long breasts, she sleeps on her stomach, and you pat your chest on your feelings!

Lin Bai glanced at Lin Xiaolu sympathetically, and gave a piece of spicy beef again as a reward.

Fortunately, he saw that the photo made Qin Ziruo unwanted, and he was ready to get this chick while the iron was hot, so he carefully prepared a few specialty delicacies, but the main owner hadn't eaten it yet, but he used it to buy the foodie in front of him.

Lin Xiaolu chewed the beef vigorously and asked vaguely, "Brother-in-law, are you familiar with Mr. Lei?"

"Familiar! Familiar with him, even more familiar with his wife!" replied Lin Bai gritted his teeth.

"I didn't say you, brother-in-law. Lin Xiaolu pushed the meat aside with her tongue, and finally spoke clearly, "It's better to be single-minded, although Sister Ziruo and Sister Xiuyan are a little worse than me, they are both good women, it is your blessing to have one, it is a little greedy to want both, you have time to think about it, don't worry about your friend's wife!"

You can wait a while! What do you mean that Qin Ziruo and Jing Xiuyan are a little worse than you, girl, do you dare to puff up your chest and say this? What the hell is it that you are worried about your friend's wife? No matter how beautiful Lei Laohu's wife is, it is also a tigress, are normal men interested in this creature?!

"Actually, brother-in-law, I quite understand you. Lin Xiaolu pinched another piece of beef and stuffed it in his mouth, and the soup on his fingers was all sucked clean, "Both are so good, no one is willing to give up......"

You understand a fart! Lao Tzu is not a scumbag who steps on two boats!

“…… If you want me to say, just don't want both, find a better one than them!" Speaking of this, Lin Xiaolu winked at Lin Bai, "Brother-in-law, how do you think of me?

Girl, just for the stutter, where did you go?