"Grab my gourd as soon as you get started, you don't know how to be careful, and you will startle my baby cricket when you turn around!"

Tang Bao raised his arm, avoided Will's claws of Lushan, and stuffed the cricket gourd back into his arms, not forgetting to glance at him.

This is the temper of a big player, who specializes in seducing a young man like Will who is new to playing, not to mention that Tang Bao is still calculating his fake painting.

"Don, we're good friends, let me see, just a glance"

Will looked at Tang Bao anxiously, like a child who had been robbed of a lollipop.

"If you want to see the cricket king, let's talk about your painting first, "Winter Scenery Xiangju Map", where did you get it?"

"You said that beautiful picture? That's a birthday present from me, for you."

"Grandma. It is estimated that foreigners can't figure out Huaxia's seniority, Tang Bao reminded him.

"Yes, your grandmother. Will nodded again and again: "If you like it, I'll help you find another one, Don, don't you want to rob grandma's things?"

"You're looking for one, how many can you have? When it's Chinese cabbage, just look for it?" Zhou Yi and Tang Bao were a little dizzy.

"Oh, it was painted by a painter, he is also from China, his name is Old Man Foolish, he is a visiting professor at the British Academy of Fine Arts, this painting was given to me by him, it is so beautiful, I want to give him to your grandmother, can't you?"

Will is innocent, kinder and more innocent than the little cabbage.

"Old man Foolish?" Zhou Yi and Tang Bao were both stunned, but this prince was also frank and directly admitted that it was a fake painting.

"Your Royal Highness Prince Weir, do you know this is a fake painting?"

"Oh, excuse me. Don, Zhou, I don't understand what you mean. Will shrugged.

"Prince Will, you may not know. The idea of this painting is the source"

"I know I know, Zhou, I still know a lot about Chinese culture. ”

Before Zhou Yi could finish speaking, Will interrupted him: "The beauty in the painting is a queen in ancient China, her name is Xiao Zhouhou? Oh, it's so romantic, she took off her shoes made of gold in order to have an affair with His Majesty the King. I also sprayed perfume on the steps, I don't understand why this is the case, don't shoes made of gold be awkward? And the smell of perfume is easy to spot, this is really a lovely woman, "What a mess this is."

"Ahem, those are gold shoes, not shoes made of gold, and the sock step is just a beautiful adjective, not a perfume sprayed on the steps" Zhou Yi was a little helpless: "Okay, Your Royal Highness, we don't have to worry about shoes and perfume." The beauty on this painting is called Xiao Zhouhou. ”

"I like her so much, she's a good woman. Will exclaimed, "I'm sure Don's grandmother will like her too." ”

"But this is a fake painting, dear Will, the original author of the painting is the monk Juran. A clergyman, not Mr. Foolish, as you call it. Now you should understand, you take a fake painting as a birthday present, I'm afraid it's not okay?"

“nonono。 Zhou, I think you're wrong. There is no real or false work of art, and this painting by Mr. Yushi is the most exquisite work of art. And I didn't take it to the auction house as an ancient painting to cheat money, how can this be considered a fake?"

Prince Will laughed sharply: "I understand, you Chinese people always like to treat dead people's things as treasures, but ignore the living masters, we Westerners are different, we only pay attention to the work itself, this is the right attitude, isn't it?"

It's quite to the point, this is Zhou Yi's opinion of Will, although the second generation of British officials is not very careful, and there is a tendency to wear a pair of pants with Tang Bao, but he is not lacking in wisdom, and what he says is very critical.

"We don't discuss the cultural issues of the East and the West, it is very rude to give away fake goods in the East, and His Royal Highness the Prince doesn't want to be an unwelcome guest, right?"

Zhou Yi was kind and persuasive: "So we want to help you get this painting back, so that you don't be ridiculed, it's about the face of the British royal family." ”

"Really, thank you so much, Zhou, Tang, you guys will always be my best friends. But I didn't bring any other gifts, and I didn't have time to buy them temporarily. ”

"Don't worry, we'll prepare it for you, are you our good friend? and Tang will invite you to Kyoto to see the good things of China. Zhou Yi began to play the strange Shu Huang: "Right, six?"

"Uh, yes, yes, when the time comes, you go quietly, don't shoot, don't alarm the government, otherwise it's too troublesome. Tang Bao's eyes lit up, it seems that it is not bad to seduce an English prince to Kyoto, this stupid buddy is estimated to take advantage of the money to solve his economic crisis, and it will have to fall on him. ”

"That's a great idea!Ah, I think of the story of 'The Prince and the Beggar', can I play a beggar?" Will trembled with excitement, it was so exciting!

"Don't be such a miserable buddy. Alright, now let's go get that fake painting of yours, and I'll go to the old butler. ”

Tang Bao was still very curious about this 'Mr. Foolish Stone'.

***

Sure enough, it's a fake painting, and it's so fake that ordinary people can see it at a glance. It's not that this painting is bad.

After seeing this "Winter Scene Fragrance Residence", Zhou Yi was shocked.

Whether it is composition, brushwork, or the beauty is out of the center, it is like a unique taste high in the sky, and the lonely taste of the silent snow falling in the four wilds, there is nothing wrong with it, and one is not good.

It can be compared with the original painting, or fake. There are not only common Chinese painting techniques in the painting, but also mixed with some Western painting realistic flavor, there is no nondescript problem after the combination of Chinese and Western, but more unique, the realism of Western painting and the freehand of Chinese painting are perfectly integrated, Xiao Zhouhou This good woman is illusory and real, as if within reach, and as if she is just a goddess in a dream, this kind of feeling that people want to shoot, do not shoot and want to shoot, it is refreshing.

Foolish Rock Mountain People.

The clearly visible words and seals at the place of registration show that this Mr. Yushi has never concealed anything, and there is an essential difference between him and a forger expert like Shi Shengsu.

"Prince Will, is this Mr. Fool still in England?"

Zhou Yi sighed, there are many powerful people in the world? The system task was completed, and his painting sub-profession was also promoted to level nine, which is considered a contemporary painting god, I thought it was difficult to find an opponent, but I didn't expect such a master to come out.

Mr. Foolish Stone Zhou Yi believes that even if he makes his own move, he may not be able to integrate the painting style of things so perfectly, how can such a strange person not be seen?

In these fields, Zhou Yi's opponents are difficult to find, lonely and defeated, and he can't imagine that he is no longer lonely in painting. This kind of euphoria is incomprehensible to those who have not reached the top.

"I haven't met him either, and the painting wasn't bought directly from him. Will took Sanhe Liu's gourd, and his right eye was almost attached to it, hehe Zhile: "Oh, God, Zhou, do you really refuse to transfer this cricket to me?"

"It's given to you, and you don't have a place to fight. If you have time to come to Kyoto, some buddies will accompany you crazy. And there are also lottery heads who forget that you are a foreigner, which is gambling, like Las Vegas. ”

"I like it, I love gambling the most. But that's something to keep from Kelly. ”

Will licked his lips: "Zhou, do you want to meet Mr. Foolish Stone? I'm afraid it's unlikely, I heard that he has a very strange temper, because he is only a visiting professor at the British Academy of Fine Arts." I don't necessarily go to school a few times a year. Some people say that he likes beautiful women by the Aegean Sea, some say that he is a gambler who lingers in the world's major casinos all year round, and some people say that he went to African cannibal tribes to sketch. Who knows, this is a very strange person. And he doesn't use a cell phone, he doesn't have an email, he doesn't look like a person who lives in this world, maybe he's in the crotch of a Nile beauty when we talk about him?

What a bastard, to slander a great artist like this? Zhou Yi glared at Wei, but maybe his words were true, artists will always be mixed with beautiful women, drugs, and alcohol, after all, not everyone has an idler system.

"There's always a way to get him out. ”

Zhou Yi found out the new smart phone that Liu Wu bought with him on Yaliao Street, directly checked the address of the British Academy of Fine Arts on the Internet, and found the name of the dean, and collected it.

"Stop playing, Your Royal Highness, the climax of the birthday party has arrived. ”

It was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, and Mrs. Liu, who had been recuperating for a day, appeared in front of the guests with a radiant face, a huge cake six meters high and a 'one noodle' that was 1,800 meters long in a huge bowl, which made the well-informed guests exclaim in low voices.

This longevity noodle is still Zhou Yila's, and no one else has the ability to change him.

***

The sea is deep, and the water is shallow.

The environment makes people. If you want to see beautiful women, please go to the bustling business district in the center of the city, if you run to a remote mountainous area, even if you are lucky to see a pure village girl or something, that is, barefoot girls kicking and pulling a pair of old cloth shoes, dynamic but not sexy, always like unground coffee, not a taste.

InterContinental Hong Kong may not be the largest and most luxurious hotel in Asia, but it is one of the most famous, as it has the most high-end presidential suites and unrivalled sea views that are among the best in the world. The Presidential Suite features five bedrooms and two living rooms, large enough to close the door for a cocktail reception, and is thoughtfully designed so that more than 80 percent of the rooms have floor-to-ceiling windows with large ocean views.

But hardware alone is not enough, there is also a delicate 'software', the first-class beauty waitress can make those beauty pageants feel ashamed; What kind of hotel is this, it is simply the harem of the emperor in ancient times.

When he walked into the presidential suite, Zhou Yi was angry, Mrs. Liu's birthday party ended successfully, Will was entangled with Tang Bao, and Liu Fu was entangled with herself.

was on the rise, Cheng Dong came to urge him again, and asked him what he didn't want to say, only saying that it was extremely important to be with the Zhou Group, and he had to be interviewed by the chairman.

Well, come on, this product actually chartered a presidential suite in the most upscale hotel in Xiangjiang?

It's only been a few days since I came to China, and I've learned to spend public funds?

PS: I didn't fulfill my promise to write a big chapter, and I was distraught. Let the light and darkness clean up your mood, thank you

Thanks to 'Wong35', 'Wei Xie', 'Harley 1969', 'Super Dark Xiaobai', 'Earth Hermit', 'ZYAN1980', 'Huang Shichao', 'Ming WM', 'Haofan', 'Free Dream Lily', 'Glass Lights' and other book friends for their monthly pass support :)

Thanks to the generous rewards of book friends such as "Haocang", "Heartache Miracle", "Discontinued", "Martial God Purple Wing", "Nebula Star", "Death is My Little Brother", "I am a Book Maniac" and other book friends :)

Thank you. (To be continued.) )