In the land of Huaxia Shenzhou, between the reckless mountains, there are all kinds of rare beasts, and there are also some strange people.

In a deep mountain and old forest, there are two such strange people.

One of them, white-haired, and lofty, seems to have a bit of the taste of fairy wind bones, but the squinting ~ squinting eyes instantly turned the fairy wind into a crooked wind, and the dao bones became obscene bones, at best, he was an old monster who had lived for a long time.

The other one, very large, very tall, very muscular, the pestle there is like a wall, full of strong and fierce men.

At this time, the old monster turned his back to the macho man.

The macho man smiled at the old monster and said, "Old monster, you see that I have practiced all kinds of magic skills now, and I have reached the peak, do you think you can let me go down the mountain to practice?"

The old monster suddenly scoffed: "The fire is pure peat! Climb to the peak and make you ~ Mother! Go down the mountain and practice a ball!"

The macho man immediately restrained the smile on his face and said, "Old monster, your foul mouth makes me ......"

The old monster cut off the macho man's words and asked, "You're still not convinced, are you?" What did you say you had refined the Shennong Alchemy Technique?"

"Isn't Shennong's Alchemy Technique for refining medicine?"

"The peaty ones are used to refine medicine to save lives! It's not for you to refine medicine and cut off your offspring! So what's going on with "Shrinking Yang San"?" asked the old monster.

"What does it mean to climb to the peak? This is called to climb to the peak! If you refine the "Shennong Alchemy", you can't refine things, this is called innovation! Innovation is the primary productive force...... "The fierce man said vigorously.

"! Labor and management are asking you what's going on with "Shrinking Yang San"? What are you talking nonsense!" As he spoke, the old monster turned around angrily, his eyes staring at the macho man, full of murderous aura.

Seeing the murderous eyes of the old monster, the macho man's heart suddenly froze, and he had a faint sense of foreboding.

""Shrinking Yang San" is a miracle medicine that I have developed using "Shennong's Alchemy", a man can shrink to an inch after eating it and become an embroidery needle, I am now developing a new medicine "Jueyang San", which directly makes the embroidery needle fall to the ground, so that a man becomes a woman is no longer a dream, and there is no more pain! Thousands of years ago, this was definitely a great discovery for me! It can directly prevent those eunuchs from being castrated......" Before the macho man finished speaking, a cloth shoe on the old monster's feet had already flown towards the macho man's face.

"He~mother, what does it mean for you to put "Shrinking Yang San" in my meal? Do you use me as an experimental pig? You are enough~ The bastard of the day!" The old monster's roar sounded in vain, echoing through the forest, frightening the beasts in the forest to disperse.

"Old monster, aren't you invincible to all kinds of poisons? Looking at your angry appearance, could it be that you have become an embroidery needle? Oh yes! It seems that my "Shrinking Yang San" has succeeded! Let you be invincible to all poisons, let your ability reach the sky! You can't compete with my "Shrinking Yang San", let you embroider the needle, you will embroider the needle! Genius! Labor and management are a great genius that is rare to see in a thousand years!" The macho man said with a burst of narcissism.

When the old monster heard the words of the macho man, he immediately wanted to cry without tears, because of his old face, he didn't want to admit the fact of the embroidery needle, so he pretended to be calm and said: "Do you want to be shameless? You dare to call yourself a genius, you are just a fool! What can you do with me? Labor and management are angry that you drugged my food!"

It's useless? The macho man's heart suddenly clattered, he wanted to go up and pull down the old monster's pants at this moment, but he didn't dare, and he couldn't pick it up, it seemed that he had to wait for the old monster to sleep before sneaking this thing.

The macho man thought about it like this, why didn't the old monster have a bad idea: Grandma is a bear, and the labor and management will also put "Shrinking Yang San" in your meal, forcing you to hand over the antidote!

Suddenly, the old monster started a new round of blame: "Then "Heavenly Demon Eight Sounds" is such a supreme divine skill, what is the matter with your practice of 'ahhhhhh

The macho man blushed and suddenly couldn't answer.

When the old monster saw this, his eyes rolled at that time, and he felt bad and said, "Did you move the DVD of labor and management?"

The macho man bowed his head and said nothing, and the old monster quickly turned around and ran wildly towards his DVD player's hiding place.

When he found that his treasures were shattered and the holes on the sexy covers of those discs, the old monster was grief-stricken: "Ozawa ~ Maria, the labor-management cang-sensei, you are so miserable......"

Hearing this voice in the distance, the macho man already felt that the situation was very bad, he quickly turned around and ran wildly, but before he could run a few kilometers, he was chased by the old monster.

Seeing the figure of the old monster, the macho man didn't think about it, he fell to his knees directly, and hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Old monster, I was wrong, I didn't mean to break your warehouse~ teacher, the DVD player was because I was too excited and excited, and accidentally broke my hand tremblingly, you let me go down the mountain, I will definitely return ten of them, and I will definitely bring you a high-fidelity inflatable warehouse teacher back!"

The old monster's face turned white and black, black and white, and he suddenly let out a long breath, and then sighed with emotion: "That's it! Don't you~ mother do less bad things? Let you continue to stay on this mountain, I'm afraid that the whole mountain will be overturned by you! You go down the mountain! But you must complete a difficult task this time!"

The macho man was a little suspicious that he had heard it wrong, he paused for a few seconds, and was a little incredulous, as long as he could go down the mountain, even if he went up the knife mountain and the sea of fire, he would never give up! What's more, in the past eighteen years on the mountain, there are still fewer macho men on the knife mountain and the sea of fire under the sea?

"Old monster, is this true?As long as you can let me go down the mountain, no matter how arduous this task is, I will complete it with all my might!"

The old monster just buckled and touched it in his arms, and then took out a small pile of crumpled brown paper, and said: "Here are nine marriage books, which were obtained for you when the labor and management traveled to the world, and your task is to fulfill the marriage contracts on these nine marriage books one by one, and at the same time take your nine wives up the mountain to restore their lives!"

", this task is really difficult!" Hearing this task, the macho man suddenly smiled cheaply.

The old monster just narrowed his eyes slightly, and suddenly said with a straight face: "Don't think that this task is very simple! You were born with Jiuyang Xuangong, and you have nine suns in your body, but only one of them is lit! Do you know that if one of the nine suns in your body is not lit up before the age of twenty-eight, then you will definitely not live to be twenty-eight!"

The macho man was suddenly frightened by the old monster's serious words, and he hurriedly said: "Old monster, why did you tell me now, it's been 18 years now! There are only ten years left! You want me to die early,! Labor and management are still in the beginning!"

"Don't think that labor and management don't know that there was a woman in the mountain that day!" the old monster choked.

Rub, that day was only so hidden, and I found a very deep cave, how could it still be known by the old monster.

"It was a female scientist and biologist who accidentally broke into this mountain that day, and I was studying biology with her...... macho man hurriedly retorted.

"Don't talk nonsense! this woman you slept with was one of your wives, and didn't you notice that the sun was lit up in your lower abdomen after you slept with her?" said the old monster.

The macho man thinks about it, it is indeed the case!

The macho man had an epiphany: "Could it be that the nine suns in my body are lit up, that is, all the women on the nine marriage books are asleep?"

"It's a bit of a brain, but I want to warn you that you have to do it if you want to, you can only push it backwards, and if you push it strongly, the sun corresponding to each woman will explode, and no matter which sun explodes, you will go to Hades!" said the old monster.

"Damn, don't be so alarmist!" said the macho man.

"You can give it a try! You like to toss anyway!" the old monster grinned.

No matter how much the macho man likes to toss, he can't toss with his own life, he shook his head again and again.

"Alright, don't talk nonsense! Before you go down the mountain, labor and management will give you one last treasure!" the old monster touched the buckle on his body as he spoke, but in a moment he took out a glittering golden box.

The macho man's eyes suddenly lit up, I'm afraid this box is more real gold than real gold!

The macho man just smiled slightly, and then wanted to take the box, but before his hand touched the box, he was slapped on the back of his hand by the old monster.

", labor and management don't give you this box, labor and management give you the contents of the box!" said the old monster with a blowing beard and glaring.

Rub, so slamming the door! The macho man felt a burst of disdain in his heart.

The old monster seemed to see through the macho man's thoughts, and immediately sneered: "The treasure in this box is far more valuable than this box, you can take this treasure into the nine days to catch the moon, you can enter the five seas to catch turtles, in the sky and in the sea, you can swim!"

Hearing this, the macho man couldn't wait to see the treasure in this box.

The old monster was about to open the box and reveal the true face of the baby, but as soon as the box was halfway open, just when the macho man's eyes were about to look straight, the "pop" box was closed.

The old monster said very unappetizingly: "Labor and management gave you such a good magic weapon, shouldn't you also have some expression?"

Cao, I know that this old monster is not so kind.

"Old monster, I was given by you, what else can I give you, you don't know, I'm a poor silver, old monster! What treasure can I come up with?"

The old monster just glanced at the macho man, and then coughed dryly: "Don't you like to study what "Shrinking Yang San" and "Absolute Yang San" ......"

The macho man suddenly opened his mouth, and the old monster also said that he didn't get hit, and his feelings were that his old face couldn't hang up!

The macho man held back a smile, and also touched the buckle from his arms, and finally took out all kinds of large and small medicine bottles.

"These medicines are all refined by me through "Shennong Alchemy", this bottle is "Huiyang San", even if you eat it, even if you don't have a small Ding Ding, you can grow a small Ding Ding, this bottle is the ...... of "Long Yang San" The macho man introduced them one by one.

The old monster pretended not to care, but in fact listened very carefully.

"With these, you don't have to worry about masturbation going up in smoke!Make sure you masturbate more and more energetic!" The macho man finally smiled and concluded.

"Fuck you!" the old monster scolded, then scooped up all the vials and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

However, the golden box remained, and the old monster in the forest echoed: "Don't forget what labor and management said! Before the age of twenty-eight, get all the women on the nine marriage papers, light up the nine suns in your body, and then bring them to me to restore your life! If you don't come to restore your life, the nine suns in your body will also explode!"

Where can the macho man still listen to the words left by the old monster, at the moment he is just busy opening the golden box, and he can't wait to see the treasure inside the golden box.

From the glittering golden light, the macho man took out a small card, only to see that there were several eye-catching words on the card: Huaxia Resident ID Card!

Turning it over, it even wrote the birth age and other information of the macho man: Li Mengnan! Male! Qiang nationality! Born on January 1, 2000......

"Lie on a big grass! This little card is the so-called magic weapon of heaven and earth! Can you pit a little more? Old monster! You still have labor medicine for peat!" Li Mengnan jumped three feet high in anger and shouted angrily.

And at this moment, the old monster didn't know where to hide and take his medicine......