"Beautiful, so beautiful. It's just beautiful to cry. Pei Yuansheng said with a smile.

The girl in the short skirt was suddenly overjoyed, shook her hair and said delicately: "Then ~ handsome guy, can I sit opposite you?"

Pei Yuansheng shook his head and said, "No." ”

"Why?" the woman in the short skirt blinked aggrievedly, applying one centimeter of eyeliner plus three centimeters of wide eyeshadow and three layers of false eyelashes.

Pei Yuansheng pressed his chest uncomfortably: "You go quickly, I can't stand the stimulation, it's really ......"

"What the hell do you mean?" the most fashionable Korean eyebrows of the woman in the short skirt were raised.

"You're so beautiful that I can't breathe. Pei Yuansheng said solemnly.

The woman in the short skirt said, "Then why did you reject me?"

Pei Yuansheng said with difficulty: "You are quite beautiful...... But the problem is, I'm really not blessed. Find someone else, beauty. ”

The woman in the short skirt snorted and was about to leave, when she suddenly heard Pei Yuansheng say, "Wait." ”

The woman in the short skirt said happily: "Handsome guy, have you finally repented?"

Pei Yuansheng took out a business card and handed it over: "Give it." ”

"Your business card?" The woman in the short skirt glanced at the position on the business card with her eyes shining, and her gaze at Pei Yuansheng suddenly became more eager: "Handsome guy, are you a lawyer?"

Pei Yuansheng shook his head.

The woman in the short skirt was surprised and said, "Isn't this business card yours?"

Pei Yuansheng said: "It was given to me by someone else, and I haven't had time to throw it away." But I think you might need it. ”

"Why?" asked the woman in the short skirt inexplicably.

"It's a lawsuit. Pei Yuansheng said as a matter of course: "The plastic surgery is like this, the eyes are slanted, the nose is crooked, and the chin is crooked, so why don't you go to the hospital quickly?"

"You...... You bastard!" The woman in the short skirt was so angry that she tore up her business card on the spot.

Pei Yuansheng said regretfully: "It's a pity, you could have found a hospital to accompany you for a sum of money, and try to change the hospital to see if you can rebuild it." Although the possibility of a second surgery making you beautiful is less likely than the fact that your breasts are real, people have to be full of hope for the world to live, right?"

The woman in the short skirt was so angry that smoke came out of her head, picked up the lemon juice on the table and splashed it on Pei Yuansheng's face!

A bag blocked in front of Pei Yuansheng-

The woman in the short skirt glared angrily at Cheng Yanjin, who was killed halfway: "Who are you?!"

"Lei Feng. The woman said.

Pei Yuansheng shook aside the hand that was blocking him, turned his head to look over, and found that the woman standing next to him was very familiar.

"Ji Xiaoru, where did you come from? Pei Yuansheng asked.

"I want you to take care of it. Ji Xiaoru's expression was embarrassed.

Pei Yuansheng swept Ji Xiaoru up and down: "Oh, I understand, you're here on a blind date, right?" ”

"It's your business. Ji Xiaoru said with an unnatural expression.

Pei Yuansheng nodded and said idly: "That's right, it's really none of my business." ”

Seeing that the two of them completely ignored herself, the woman in the short skirt couldn't help but be a little annoyed: "What is your relationship?"

Pei Yuansheng and Ji Xiaoru: "It's your business." ”

“……”

The woman in the short skirt stamped her foot and walked away in hatred.

Pei Yuansheng asked Ji Xiaoru: "What about your blind date?"

Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuansheng and found that Pei Yuansheng looked thinner, and his face was not very good.

I don't know what's going on, but I feel a little sad.

In fact, she noticed Pei Yuansheng as soon as she came in, but he didn't see her from beginning to end.

On a blind date with someone arranged by the family, she didn't even pay attention to the name of the neighbor's elementary school classmate who was said to be her mother's cousin's uncle's grandson. just took a look at Pei Yuansheng from time to time.

When I saw the woman running to talk to Pei Yuansheng, a nameless anger surged from my heart.

It happened that the blind date said that she was going to the bathroom, so she walked over to Pei Yuansheng without thinking.

As a result, the woman splashed him with lemon juice.

Pei Yuansheng, Pei Yuansheng, you really deserve it, who told you to always be so cheap? While thinking so, he reflexively blocked the lemon juice that was splashed at him with the bag in his hand.

Ji Xiaoru, you are really getting more and more useless! She scolded herself in her heart.

"Ji Xiaoru, what about you, why are you just staring at me?" Pei Yuansheng frowned and said.

Ji Xiaoru came back to her senses, her ears were a little hot, and she retorted in her mouth: "Who looks at you! How handsome do you think you are!

Pei Yuansheng leaned on the back of the chair with his chest in his arms, stared at Ji Xiaoru and said idly: "Who looks at me and who knows it." Honestly, a good-looking and sexy man like me, when you look at me, do you think you have stripped me naked?"

"You ——!!!" Ji Xiaoru's face flushed instantly, but damn it, she really couldn't help but imagine the picture of Pei Yuansheng without clothes in her head...... She must be crazy!!

Pei Yuansheng pursed his lips, smiling with a beneficial, pale complexion made him look like a vampire in the Middle Ages, obviously a big man, but looking at it made people want to commit crimes.

Ji Xiaoru felt panicked in her heart, she couldn't do it...... If it goes on like this, it's really going to crash your brain!

"I, I'm leaving!" Ji Xiaoru said hurriedly.

"What are you doing in such a hurry, are you afraid that you will really be unable to bear it if you look at it twice?" Pei Yuansheng's thin lips with a graceful curve gently hooked.

Ji Xiaoru's face was flushed, and she ran away with a "whoosh".

Pei Yuansheng shook his head and said to himself: "This Ji Xiaoru is getting more and more uninteresting. ”

Ji Xiaoru returned to her booth, the blind date had already returned, and she looked at her inexplicably and asked, "Ji Xiaoru, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Xiaoru said in a panic: "Ah, I'm fine." ”

The blind date asked, "Miss Ji, why is your face so red?" and ...... Why is your bag wet?"

Ji Xiaoru took out a few napkins from the drawer on the table, lowered her head and wiped the bag in her hand violently.

She didn't know how to explain it, did she want her to tell her blind date that she almost fought with a woman for a man?

That's a shame, isn't it?

Although, that's the truth.

"Miss Ji, why don't you always look up at me? Am I too ugly to get into Miss Ji's eyes?" asked the blind date very confused.

"No, no, no. Absolutely not!" Ji Xiaoru said categorically.

Could it be that she really hasn't seen people with her eyes? Ji Xiaoru reflected on herself in her heart.

Thinking about it this way, she realized that she really didn't remember what the other party looked like.

I vaguely remember that from the photos her mother showed her, she was a tall and thin man.

She didn't remember what her facial features were, whether her eyes were big or small, whether they were single or double, whether her nose was stiff or not, and whether her lips were thick or not.

Even now, there seems to be little desire to take a closer look.

"Miss Ji, you said no, but until now, you haven't looked up at me. The blind date seemed to be very depressed and said, "It seems that I am really disgusted by Miss Ji." ”

Ji Xiaoru pointed at her fingers: "Uh...... I'm sorry. ”

"Miss Ji, I'm sorry it's useless, if you don't look at me, my heart will be uncomfortable, and I will lose confidence in myself in the future and become depressed, and after a long time, I will suffer from depression, lose weight, lose appetite, and lose confidence in life......" The blind date said in pieces.

Ji Xiaoru felt that there was a Tang monk sitting opposite, and she was the Monkey King who had been recited the mantra, she felt her scalp tingling, and had to interrupt the other party: "That, in fact, there is a reason why I don't dare to look at you squarely." ”

"What is the reason?" The blind date said seriously: "Ji Xiaoru, I hope your reason can impress me." Let me rekindle my hope in life, regain my confidence in myself, rediscover my passion for life, and embrace this wonderful world again—"

Ji Xiaoru wiped the sweat of the Lushan Waterfall on her forehead, big brother, as for you? This is too exaggerated!

So she said with 120,000 seriousness and prudence: "This gentleman, in fact, I have something unspeakable, I don't look at you because I have pink eye." You may not know, this pink eye, it's very powerful, really, whoever I see will be infected, and both eyes will immediately become redder than rabbits. Sir, I think if you have pink eye, you may feel more uncomfortable, lose confidence in yourself, become more depressed, and thus suffer from depression. Weight loss, loss of appetite, loss of confidence in life, loss of enthusiasm for life, and no longer able to embrace tomorrow with open arms in this wonderful world...... What a serious consequence, I'm really sorry sir, I can't let you suffer like this! Don't thank me too much!"

The blind date was stunned for a while, and it was about the first time I met someone who was more blind than me, and I was silent for a long time before saying, "I know." ”

Ji Xiaoru almost burst into tears: "It's good if you know!"

The blind date said in a very struggling and righteous tone: "This must be a test of God for me, and the heavens will descend on people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, cut down their bodies, and do what they do. People are permanent, and then they can change. Trapped in the heart, weighed in the worry, and then done. It is in the color, in the sound, and then in the metaphor. If you enter, you will not be able to go home, and if you go out, you will be invincible to foreign patients, and the country will die. Then I know that I was born in sorrow and suffering, and I died in peace......"

Ji Xiaoru: "......"

She really couldn't help but wonder if the other party was a normal person now. Mommy, I can't run now?!

She felt that this blind date was a test for herself......

However, then I heard the other person say, "I am ready, please raise your head and look at me, let me accept the test of fate!"

Ji Xiaoru said speechlessly: "Big brother, you really don't have to fight so hard...... Why bother yourself...... Ay. ”

The blind date slammed the table, so frightened that Ji Xiaoru almost stood up.

"Y-You're looking down on me, aren't you?" said the other party in a heartbroken tone.

Ji Xiaoru said that she didn't dare: "Big brother, you misunderstood, where do I dare to look down on you." In the face of you who is so high-spirited, talented, high-minded, wealthy, honest, innocent, brave, and firm and not afraid of death, it is too late for me to worship! Really, I swear to Grandpa Mao, I now admire you from the bottom of my heart, worship you, I am so old or the first time I have met a person like you, I am really very grateful to my mother's cousin, uncle's grandson's neighbor for introducing you to me, let me also grow up to understand!"

"Hee-hee. The blind date seemed to smile shyly with satisfaction.

Ji Xiaoru took a big sip of the coffee on the table, and continued: "However, but, like you, a man like you, who is upright, innocent, brave, and resolute and not afraid of death, how can I bear to be poisoned? No, I can only look up to you in the dust! I am not worthy of you! A man like you, who is upright, innocent, brave, and firm and not afraid of death, must be a man who is also high-spirited and bright, high-minded, innocent, brave, and resolute, and not afraid of death, in order to match you!!"

Ji Xiaoru's rotten girl's soul was burning, and she seemed to have seen that she had opened the door to a new world for an innocent young man! Don't be too grateful to me, boy! This is just what I should do!

The blind date didn't feel anything wrong, and he innocently asked, "Is what you said true?"

Ji Xiaoru nodded and said, "I'm serious!"

The blind date nodded seriously and said, "I'll think about it." Indeed, sometimes I also feel that a man like me, who is upright, innocent, brave, and not afraid of death, really has a feeling of being high and low, who can be worthy of me? Whenever such a time, I am always so sad, so lonely, so empty, why did God create such a me?"

Ji Xiaoru almost squirted out a sip of coffee, and endured the complaining words that were about to come out, she said with a smile: "You are right! So, don't hesitate, hurry up and start the journey to find your true heart!"

The blind date nodded firmly: "Yes, I will!"

Ji Xiaoru was simply pleased: "Come on! You will succeed! By the way, I forgot to ask, what kind of profession are you?"

The blind date said loudly in a tone of pride mixed with pride, pride mixed with pride: "I am a noble elementary school Chinese teacher!"

Ji Xiaoru suddenly felt that all her questions had been answered......

"Ah, no wonder you are so high-spirited, talented, eight-fight, academically rich, five-car, upright, innocent, brave, determined, not afraid of death, iron bones, it turns out that you are a quiet and beautiful primary school Chinese teacher!" Ji Xiaoru sighed from the bottom of her heart.

The blind date person straightened his chest and said, "Don't worship me too much." ”

Ji Xiaoru said with great admiration: "No, no, no, teacher, please take my knees!"

The blind date said shyly: "Miss Ji, do you want to look up at me? ”

"Since you are so insistent, I will quietly fulfill you......" Ji Xiaoru said reluctantly.

Then, she looked up at the great Chinese teacher—

Uh, unexpectedly, it doesn't look ugly at all, and if you look closely, even the facial features are quite good.

But, but, but, but—

Why does this person's face look so little bit familiar?

At this time, the other party suddenly smiled slyly, and his voice changed subtly: "Xiaoru, you really didn't recognize me?"

"You...... Who are you?" Ji Xiaoru frowned, it was really strange, why was her voice so familiar? Who is this guy?

Where and when did you hear this voice, a magnetic voice?

"Xiaoru, think about it again. The man pursed his lips and smiled.

Ji Xiaoru felt very weird, what's going on, why has this person's feelings completely changed, and the whole person seems to have become another person?

"Hey, it's sad that you still don't recognize me after all this. You still say it's my fan. The man sighed and wiped his face with a tissue on the table.

As if his face had changed, this time, Ji Xiaoru recognized him at once.

Lu ...... Lu Chenxi: You, you, how could you ......?"

Ji Xiaoru was stunned!

What the hell is going on?

How did Lu Chenxi become her blind date?

Moreover, the blind date was clearly her mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate! Why did he suddenly become Lu Chenxi?

Lu Chenxi unhurriedly took a hat and put it on his head, took out a black-framed glasses and put it on, and then said with a smile: "I didn't lie to you, Xiaoru, I am really your blind date." ”

Ji Xiaoru wondered: "You, a big star......, also need a blind date?" When did you become my mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate, isn't that amazing?"

Lu Chenxi smiled and said, "Of course I need to go on a blind date, otherwise I want to be a single Wang for 10,000 years? Also, why can't I be your mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate? ”

Ji Xiaoru was shocked.

Lu Chenxi looked at Ji Xiaoru's stunned expression, thinking of her appearance just now, she didn't need to make a draft, and couldn't help but reach out and flick the other party's smooth and full forehead: "Xiaoru, I am not only your mother's cousin's uncle's grandson's neighbor's elementary school classmate, I am also your junior high school alumnus." You're not impressed, are you?"

Ji Xiaoru's head shook like a rattle: "That...... I don't really remember......"

"I knew it was going to be like this. Lu Chenxi sighed and said.

Ji Xiaoru was a little unbearable in the face of her idol, and hurriedly said: "It must be that I have a bad memory." You are so handsome, you must have been handed love letters every day when you were studying in the past. I'm such a nymphomaniac, I must have paid attention to you, and I even handed you a love letter...... But because it's so old, I really, really can't remember it at all. ”

Lu Chenxi shook his finger and said, "You guessed wrong, hey, I finally know why you don't remember me, because you, you can only see handsome guys in your eyes, you face control!"