Fang Zheng asked rhetorically: "Donor, what if the poor monk is stupid, what if he is not stupid?"

"I can figure it out, you are pretending to be stupid with Lao Tzu!" Han Xiaoguo roared. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Just then, the aroma of rice wafted over.

Grunt......

Two hungry voices rang out at the same time. But it was Fang Zheng and Han Xiaoguo who were hungry.

Han Xiaoguo said: "Little monk, what about your kitchen cooking?"

Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, I did it, but there was only one person's share." ”

"I want it! Don't say no to me, or I'm not sure if I'll kill you with one shot!" Han Xiaoguo threatened.

"That's not good, the poor monk hasn't eaten for a day, and he is hungry if he doesn't eat. If the donor is hungry, he should go down the mountain and eat. "Founder Road.

"it! Lao Tzu is eating and staying on this mountain today! No one wants me to leave!" Han Xiaoguo said angrily.

Fang Zheng sighed and said, "Then you are here, the poor monk has gone to eat." After speaking, Fang Zheng turned around directly in front of Han Xiaoguo!

"Stop, or I'll kill you!" Han Xiaoguo was startled.

Fang Zheng smiled kindly: "Donor, why are you so nervous? If you don't shoot, we can still chat and pass the time." If you shoot, the police guarding the hill will come, and when the time comes, no one will have anything to eat. ”

The more Han Xiaoguo smelled it, the more hungry he became, swallowed his saliva, and pointed a gun at Fang Zheng and said: "Either be obedient, or I will kill you! I will tell you with my actions that you don't have to use a gun to kill people!" After speaking, a knife was put on Fang Zheng's lower back.

Fang Zheng shook his head slightly and said, "That's it, the poor monk is also hungry." If you don't take a look, you're going to be confused, let's go. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Han Xiaoguo to react, Fang Zheng raised his legs and left!

Just out of the range of his knife, Han Xiaoguo suddenly came back to his senses, carried a gun, pointed at Fang Zheng and followed, and said as he walked: "Little monk, don't play tricks on me! Otherwise, I will really send you to the West Heaven to see the Buddha!"

"Amitabha, if the donor really has this ability, the poor monk really wants to meet the Buddha...... "Fang Zheng didn't lie, he really, really didn't want to be a monk anymore! Although he is not too bitter now, but staying alone in the mountains all day long, this day is tormenting!

However, Han Xiaoguo didn't know what Fang Zheng was thinking, he just thought that Fang was provoking, and raised his hand to knock on Fang Zheng's bald head!

Outcome!

Boom!

"Hiss!" Han Xiaoguo rubbed his hands and scolded: "Little monk, is your head a stone, why is it so hard?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk's head has been a little hard since he was a child, and it hurts the benefactor, which is really a sin. "Founder Road.

Han Xiaoguo's old face turned red, he had been a mercenary all his life, and it was the first time he had beaten someone and hurt himself, and he was comforted by the person who was beaten...... How does this feel like a mockery!

So Han Xiaoguo raised his hand and smashed it again!

While!

Han Xiaoguo seemed to have seen a ghost, he used the butt of a gun this time, but he smashed it on his bald head all of a sudden, and it actually collapsed out of Mars!

Fang Zheng sighed, looked back at Han Xiaoguo with a confused face, and said, "Donor, can we still walk properly?" You touch the poor monk's head every once in a while, such a move is very indecent. If you do this again, the poor monk will sue you for harassment. ”

"What the hell are you?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fang Zheng vigilantly.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is square, and the abbot of the temple is a finger. "Founder Road.

Han Xiaoguo clenched the gun in his hand, and his mood calmed down, and he said in his heart: "This monk is a bit evil, but no matter how evil the sect is, he is only one person! Even if he knows martial arts, it is impossible to pass the gun quickly, let alone be invulnerable!"

Thinking of this, Han Xiaoguo became bold again, put a gun to Fang Zheng's head, and snorted coldly: "Don't talk nonsense! Take me to dinner!"

Fang Zheng nodded, and then Han Xiaoguo saw that this bastard monk had no sense of being coerced at all, and he just left! His gun was still on his head, couldn't he leave some dignity for his gun? Are you afraid of it?

Fang Zheng entered the kitchen, lifted the lid of the pot, the white mist rose, and the aroma was overflowing!

Grunt......

Fang Zheng and Han Xiaoguo's stomachs screamed in protest again.

Han Xiaoguo's eyes were red and he said, "What kind of rice is this? Why is it so fragrant? Huh, this rice is so beautiful!"

Fang Zheng ignored him, took a large bowl, and quickly filled a bowl.

Seeing that Fang Zheng was so knowledgeable, Han Xiaoguo smiled for the first time and said, "You little monk, you can ...... That's my food!"

Before the words of praise were finished, Fang Zheng was already sitting on the stove and started eating!

Han Xiaoguo shouted, not only did Fang Zheng not stop, but ate faster!

Han Xiaoguo put a gun on Fang Zheng's head, and was about to reprimand him, but Fang Zheng turned around and went out! Ignoring his gun again!

Han Xiaoguo was really angry, raised the muzzle of the gun to the bald head of Fang Zheng, and said, "Dead monk, if you dare to eat my food again, I promise to collapse you!"

Fang Zheng turned around indifferently and disappeared from his field of vision! He wondered, is this product stupid? There is still food in the pot, what are you staring at me for? You have to occupy it all to be satisfied? What kind of person......

Han Xiaoguo hurriedly chased out, but saw Fang Zheng walking outside the courtyard gate, Han Xiaoguo wanted to shoot several times, but he couldn't help it, after all, this place was empty, and a gunshot could really attract the police. That's not what he wants.

Han Xiaoguo caught up, but saw Fang Zheng sitting under the Bodhi tree, eating refreshingly.

Han Xiaoguo took a closer look, and he was about to explode with anger: "Leave me a mouthful!"

As a result, Fang Zheng raised his head, and when the sound of the bowl and chopsticks hitting came out, the last bite of rice was eaten by him!

"I ...... Dead monk, you give me death!" Han Xiaoguo was really angry, and since they met, this monk didn't take him seriously. At that time, he was holding back his anger, but now, he is really hungry, and the rice is surprisingly fragrant, and the worms in his stomach are all gone! Even a person like him, who has been trained to starve, cannot bear this hunger that seems to be magnified ten times.

So Han Xiaoguo was about to pull the trigger.

However......

Bang dang!

A voice came from the back kitchen.

"Who?!" Han Xiaoguo turned around abruptly and shouted vigilantly.

Fang Zheng raised his eyes and said indifferently: "Dog." ”

"You still have dogs in your temple?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fang Zheng deadly.

Fang Zheng got up and came to Han Xiaoguo, his mouth open......

Belch......

Fang Zheng burped out, and his mouth was full of the aroma of rice, and Han Xiaoguo immediately reacted.

Grunt......

"You lead the way!" Han Xiaoguo endured his hunger and put a gun at Fangzheng's bald head.

Then he sadly found out again that the monk had lifted his leg and left...... The muzzle of the gun is empty again!

Fortunately, Fang Zheng was very obedient and led the way to the back kitchen, while Han Xiaoguo vigilantly hid behind Fang Zheng, ready to take Fang Zheng as a hostage or shield at any time. As a result of such caution, he walked very slowly, and forced Fang Zheng to slow down......