Chapter 1: The Wife is a Dinosaur
The morning sun rises slowly, and a busy day begins again.
A young man with handsome facial features, carrying a cloth bag, lazily appeared in the Jiangcheng Railway Station Square.
After a day and a night on the train, the young man couldn't help but stretch his waist, "Brother is finally free! You old immortal, I'll take a look, how can you find me this time? You still wanted me to marry that woman, dream!"
Recalling that photo, Ye Fan still has palpitations, he has never seen such an ugly woman in his life, not to mention being obese, that pair of cross-eyed eyes can get up in the middle of the night and scare people to death at any time.
As the ninth-generation descendant of the Holy Gate of Medicine, if he marries this ugly monster, wouldn't the brothers on the road laugh at themselves.
Therefore, Ye Fan decided to escape from marriage.
After a number of complicated escape routes, he was sure that he should shake off the old man's eyes.
Although Ye Fan successfully escaped from the marriage, he was not happy, because all his bank accounts were blocked, and there was only a pitiful three hundred yuan left on him.
Now it costs hundreds of 1,000 yuan to rent a house, and the money on me is not enough to pay a deposit.
"You dead old man, just force me to marry an ugly monster, and you will cheat Lao Tzu's hard-earned money!
Ye Fan had an impulse in his heart to let Sister Feng xxoo the old man a thousand times, if he hadn't forced him to get married, Lao Tzu would have run away from the marriage in such an embarrassment?
In desperation, Ye Fan had no choice but to search for a shared house in the same city on the Internet on his mobile phone, and after searching for most of the day, he finally found the cheapest shared house.
Monthly rent of 200, no bad habits, integrity, interested parties please come to Huijing Bay for an interview, phone 138xxxxxxxx!
"Haha! That's it!"
Ye Fan was ecstatic, and then according to the address provided above, he went to the bus stop to read the street signs, and finally found the bus to that place.
Since it was the rush hour, there were many people waiting for the train, so the platform was a little crowded.
When he stepped back, Ye Fan felt that his arm seemed to have accidentally touched something, and it felt soft and elastic, which made Ye Fan's heart feel itchy, like thousands of ants biting.
"What are you doing?" said a woman warily.
Ye Fan turned around in confusion, and his eyes immediately became obsessed, because there was a woman in front of him who made him feel suffocated.
This woman's appearance is not inferior to today's female stars, with a white and red melon seed face, eyebrows like willow leaves, and a pair of mirrorless glasses, which is bright and beautiful, which makes her show a bit of OL girl's demeanor.
Boom!
Beauty!
Suddenly, Ye Fan couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised.
Ye Fan pretended to be concerned and asked, "I'm sorry, I didn't see you just now, where did I hit you, didn't you hurt?"
Didn't he mean it?
Seeing Ye Fan's apologetic face, Yang Yuxuan secretly wondered that the man had indeed lightly touched his chest just now.
"Why don't you keep quiet, did I really hurt you? I know medical skills, you let me see where I hurt?"
"No! I'm fine!"
Yang Yuxuan's expression was cold, and she was already scolding Ye Fan for her shamelessness in her heart: The old lady's boobs let you touch it, how can she still let you see it again? You stinky bastard!
accidentally took advantage of someone, Yang Yuxuan was inevitably a little annoyed: broke the BMW, and suddenly broke down when she went out, causing herself to squeeze the bus, and being taken advantage of, today is very unlucky!
Seeing that the other party had a rejecting expression, Ye Fan also closed his mouth with interest.
It didn't take long for the bus to arrive.
Coincidentally, Yang Yuxuan and Ye Fan were in the same car.
However, this trip was too crowded, Ye Fan and Yang Yuxuan were squeezed together, almost close to each other.
Perhaps under the influence just now, Yang Yuxuan's body squeezed out, as if she wanted to get as far away from Ye Fan as possible.
Damn! It was just a misunderstanding, okay, can you avoid me like this?
Ye Fan was a little speechless, and turned his face directly outside, lest he be mistaken for the wolf of the bus.
The vehicle was driving for a few minutes, and suddenly a car in front of it changed lanes, which frightened the driver and quickly applied the brakes.
"Ouch!"
Suddenly, the people in the car couldn't help but squeeze forward.
I don't know who squeezed Ye Fan from behind, causing him to lean forward suddenly.
Ye Fan's body became shaky, and in order to stabilize his body, he subconsciously reached forward to support it, but found that his hand seemed to touch something.
Soft, bouncy, and good feel!
What the hell is this?
Yang Yuxuan's delicate body suddenly stiffened, and she was caught off guard by her buttocks, and she screamed for the first time, "It's rude!"
Suddenly, the people in the whole vehicle reacted immediately and focused their attention on Ye Fan's body.
This...... This, I didn't mean to.
Ye Fan was so frightened that he hurriedly retracted his hand, and only then did he realize what he had caught just now, and his face was very embarrassed.
"Pervert!"
Yang Yuxuan's beautiful eyes almost burst into flames, he was blind when he was waiting for the car just now, and he believed that this animal was not intentional, and now he has to inch in.
"Ouch, look at this young man, why is he so nasty?"
"Paralyzed! I hate this kind of person, hurry up and call the police!"
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The passengers blamed Ye Fan one after another, and even said some unsightly words.
No way!
The conscience of heaven and earth, the bright moon can be seen, I didn't mean it just now.
Ye Fan admitted that he did grab a handful just now, but it was a hand that was moved without knowing it, how could this become a pervert?
Don't force Lao Tzu to scold and swear!
Ye Fan had the urge to go violent and want to die, if he hadn't taken care of his image, he would have scolded the dirty words in his heart a long time ago.
"Hmph, you're out of words, are you?"
Stinky rascals? Damn! Lord is not powerful, you are easy to bully when you are Lao Tzu?
Seeing Yang Yuxuan's arrogant attitude, Ye Fan was also a little angry, so he simply made a mistake.
Immediately, he looked apologetic and grabbed Yang Yuxuan's hand with one hand, "Honey, don't be angry, okay?" I admit that it was wrong to turn off the phone last night, I can swear to God, I didn't do anything sorry for you last night." ”
My dear?
Yang Yuxuan was stunned for a moment, as long as the other party didn't apologize, he still called himself dear.
Suddenly, her heart was like a scoop of oil, and her anger suddenly burned, and she yelled at Ye Fan: "Who is your dear? Where do I know you, Yang Yuxuan? If you don't let go, don't blame me for being rude?"
Hey, hey, Yang Yuxuan, so quick to come up with a name?
Ye Fan was secretly happy in his heart, but raised his hand with a very innocent expression, "Okay, okay! Xuanxuan, I'll let go, but you listen to my explanation first." ”
"Who is your Xuanxuan, I have nothing to do with you. ”
Yang Yuxuan was so angry that she was like thunder, and in the face of this animal, she forgot her previous calmness for a while.
Seeing Ye Fan's sad face, "Alas, Xuanxuan, why do you bother? Actually, I went out to socialize with the boss last night, and I got drunk, but I don't want to?"
"Don't say anything, shut up!"
Ye Fan looked sad and sighed: "Alas, men are really tired, they work during the day, socialize at night, and look at their girlfriend's face when they go back, is it easy for me to be a man?"
Seeing Ye Fan's touching explanation, the passengers were all fooled by him, especially the male livestock of the office workers, because Ye Fan's words were their hearts.
What did Lao Tzu work so hard for? Not to support his family!
Suddenly, Ye Fan, who was accused just now, suddenly became the object of everyone's sympathy.
Besides, the young men all recognize each other's names, and it is estimated that the relationship between the two cannot be wrong.
"Girl, just forgive your boyfriend, it's not easy for a man to support his family!"
"Yes, forgive him!"
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"I ...... Me!"
Yang Yuxuan's mouth was open for a long time, and she couldn't say a word, and now it was her turn to argue.
She knew that the more she explained at this time, the more mistakes she would make, so she glared at Ye Fan angrily, and acquiesced that she had suffered a dumb bitterness.
Immediately, she squeezed to the back, far away from Ye Fan.
Hmph, fight with me, you mother-in-law is still a little tender!
Seeing Yang Yuxuan's deflated appearance, Ye Fan was secretly refreshed.
But then again, that felt pretty good just now.
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