Chapter 1290: Grinding Goblin (Third Update)
I found an inn, what is called an inn on earth.
When I entered the door, Xiao Er almost stopped me, and the look in his eyes was similar to that of the guard.
Although there are many people who come into the Valley of the Evil Dragon in different costumes, there are definitely very few people as strange as me.
Because everyone here has not cut their hair, only I have short hair, although I have not been cut for months, the pressure only covers the ears, and the bangs cover the eyes.
But the people here must be old-fashioned, hair is given by parents, and it must not be cut, even if it is nails, it is not easy to throw away after cutting.
And my costume quirk, undershirt and jeans, the key is super short, the undershirt can't cover the navel, and the jeans only reach the knee......
"Guest officer, do you want to stay in a hotel or eat?" asked Xiao Er.
Fortunately, I understood, and I said, "If you live in a hotel, you have to eat." ”
Xiao Er let me in, took me to the front desk, and the shopkeeper also asked, "What kind of room do you want?" ”
"What room do you have?" I asked casually.
"Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Fourth, which one do you want?" The shopkeeper looked down on people a little bit, at least not looking at me squarely, a little squinted.
"How much does it cost?" I asked.
"Ten thousand words in the sky, a thousand words in the earth, a hundred words in the sky, and ten yellow words. The shopkeeper said casually, and even looked away, not looking at me.
"The unit is Xuanjing, isn't it?"
As soon as these words came out, the shopkeeper and Xiao Er turned their heads to look at me at the same time, their eyes widened.
I'm so stunned, could it be that Qingzhu lied to me?
"Of course!" the shopkeeper finished speaking, looked me up and down, looked at me like a madman, and asked, "Guest officer, did you bring Xuanjing?"
I know the rarity of Xuanjing, I have been in Kunlun Immortal Sect before, and it is only a few hundred a month.
The day of the word is tens of thousands, the word of the ground is thousands, the word of the Xuan is hundreds, and the price of the yellow character is estimated to be ten to ten.
It stands to reason that I'm about the same as a few dozen people, but obviously I'm definitely going to be with people from the lower levels, and I don't like to be noisy.
"Bring me a room for Xuanzi, it's a hundred a night, right?" As I spoke, I reached into my pocket, went deep into one of the storage bags, and found a handful of Xuanjing, and then placed them side by side on the table.
The shopkeeper and Xiao Er, when they saw Xuanjing, instantly showed a smile, and their attitude turned 180 degrees, which was simply wonderful.
To tell the truth, I have never seen such a powerful person when I grow so big, I originally thought it was only on TV, but I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes now.
I sneered, grabbed another handful, estimated to be more than a hundred, put it on the table and said, "Go buy me two clothes like yours, and by the way, get a table of side dishes, and when it's done, go to the room and call me." ”
"Okay, okay. The two nodded repeatedly.
I didn't dare to order tens of thousands, for fear that the two of them wouldn't have enough storage bags, but Hua Xuanjing like me, although it is not at the level of an uncle, it is definitely called bold.
Xiao Er took me to the room, only gave me a room card, didn't give the key at all, and then left.
The room is good, it's big, all kinds of utensils are available, but there are no electrical appliances on the earth, it is estimated that hot water is needed, and you have to let Xiao Er burn.
I looked around the room and there was a tub......
immediately instructed Xiao Er to put a bucket of warm water and take a good bath.
It's just that after entering the barrel, I suddenly found that something was wrong, and I muttered in my heart, that purple and green pair of bamboo, that is, the pair of chopsticks, are in that clothes at the moment.
I'm really scared of Zizhu and Qingzhu peeping......
Suddenly, two women suddenly appeared, and then walked towards me with a smile, and said as they walked, "Master, we sisters have come to serve the master to take a bath." ”
"No, no, go back. I was so frightened that I almost jumped up, and suddenly found that I was too naked to stand up, so I shook my hands again and again and said, "Go back, go back quickly." ”
"It's okay, it's our duty to serve the master. As I spoke, the two of them had already walked to the edge of the tub, and their four hands had entered the water and pressed lightly on my shoulders.
My heart sank, it's over!
The mouth says no, but the body is very honest!
Their hands are indeed very slippery and tender, and the scooping water and scrubbing the bath and pressing the shoulders are just right, which is definitely a pleasure.
Anyway, except for being in such close contact with Yuelan and asking Yuelan to help me take a bath, I haven't been so close to other women.
I covered the place with my hands, my face was red and my neck was red, and it was hot.
Originally, the water was a little hot, and the whole person was hot, and then the two goblins started to do it randomly, which was terrible.
Xiao Wu Fan, who has not moved for a long time, is also eager to move.
The breathing was also extremely short, and the two little goblins were still blowing fragrant wind in my ears, and they asked in a whisper, "Master, are you comfortable?"
My heart must be clear, or I will die at the hands of these two goblins sooner or later.
I've got to find a way to get out of here as soon as possible, or I'm not sure what's going to happen, and it's hard to say if there's an interracial smack.
I suddenly remembered Wu Xian, and my heart suddenly tightened.
Wu Xian, the bastard, had said before that the female goblin was more flavorful than the women in the mortal world, and this bastard wanted to make my plaything Shangzhi completely lost in the gentle country.
And at this moment, in my head, he will definitely record all this, not to mention anything else, as long as you show this picture to Yuelan, then Lao Tzu will be completely finished.
Thinking of this, I suddenly burst into a shout: "Go back, otherwise Lao Tzu will calcine you with Vermilion Bird Fire." ”
The two girls were suddenly startled, and their faces were still full of flattering smiles, but they suddenly turned pale and retreated, and even their eyes were full of shock and incomprehension.
Why did I want to refuse one second ago, and the next second I was mad!
I was so helpless that my heart was even more angry, how angry it was to feel that the cooked duck was so inedible that I couldn't eat it in my mouth and spit it out.
The two women retreated into the purple bamboo, and I began to wash it.
Soon after, there was a knock on the door and Xiao Er's voice outside: "Objective, your meal is ready, please go downstairs to eat, and the clothes you want have been bought." ”
"Leave it at the door, and I'll come down in a moment." I shouted out the door.
"Okay. ”
Under my induction, Xiao Er put a package on the ground, and then turned to leave.
At this time, Zizhu and Qingzhu appeared again, I was stunned, don't they give up? Do they have to dedicate themselves to Lao Tzu?
saw Qingzhu walk to the door, open the door and take the package, and gently put it on the table.
Zizhu opened the package, the two took out the clothes inside, looked at them carefully, and then shook them, then sniffed them with their noses, and then spat on the clothes.
Immediately, the room was filled with the aroma of bamboo.