Chapter 144: A Generation of Grandmasters, It's a pity that the kidneys are lacking
(Cat flutter Chinese) This person is Su Lingli!
Su Lingli looked at me, his eyes were still so sharp, he stood up, walked over, first bowed respectfully to Tan Laoyi, and then said in a deep voice: "Thirty million, is there anyone still fighting with me?"
I didn't know that Su Lingli's family would be so rich, and without blinking an eye, he threw out 30 million yuan, full of shock.
"No one competes with Mr. Su, right? Okay, now I announce, congratulations to Mr. Su, and include Tan Lao's Mobao pair!" He Yanbing was the first to applaud.
Then everyone applauded, especially me, who was the most frustrated.
Thirty million! That's enough for me to squander for a lifetime.
However, I cried when I heard He Yanbing's next sentence: "According to Liu Lang's previous words, the 30 million will be donated by me on my behalf." ”
After saying that, He Yanbing also deliberately looked at me, as if he was deliberately disgusting me.
How can I be disgusted by this kind of person, thirty million, fortunately I didn't touch it, otherwise I would have cried on the spot.
I pretended to be very angry and arched my hand to He Yanbing: "There is Father-in-law Lao." ”
Look who's disgusting!
When He Yanbing heard my words, he suddenly felt like eating shit, and the knife in his eyes was about to fly all over me.
When He Tiantian heard my words, he immediately pinched me again.
But as soon as my legs were weak, I immediately took the opportunity to support He Tiantian and whispered, "Help me." ”
"What's wrong with you?" He Tiantian saw that my legs were really weak, and hurriedly whispered.
"It's okay, my heart is a little twitching, thirty million, woo woo......" I said without tears.
"Poof", He Tiantian covered his mouth and laughed, "Let you kid pretend to be a force, now let yourself be pitted, hum, if there are these 30 million, which girl's legs can't be smashed open by you......"
"Including you?" I asked lewdly.
"You try. He Tiantian smiled at me with bright eyes.
"I don't have any money......," I said aggrievedly.
"If you don't have the money to eat and drink for nothing, I'll give my mother some good things in the future. He Tiantian said.
"Good wife. I whispered.
This time, there was a piercing pain in her waist, and she made a dead hand.
"I'll settle accounts with you later. He Tiantian glared at me.
Then as soon as the party began, Tan Xuanzi called me aside.
This is the second time I have faced Tan Xuan alone, which is very different from the previous situation of enjoying myself in the toilet.
I couldn't even lift my head in front of him.
"What's the matter? Is the male wind in the toilet eaten by the dogs?" Tan said to me.
I said depressedly, "How did I know that such an obscene person as you was actually a generation of grandmasters, and it was simply tarnished the name of a generation of grandmasters. ”
"Say it again!" Tan Xuanzi's feet shook again, he likes to shake his legs so much, why didn't he shake out Parkinson's disease.
"Okay, I was wrong before, and I don't dare to offend Master. I said.
To be honest, I don't have any feelings for this cheap master until now, and it's all for the sake of his status that I call him a few masters.
"If you know that you are wrong, you will be punished, and as a teacher, you will be punished for one thing. Tan's expression suddenly changed, and I vaguely saw him in the toilet.
"What's the matter?" I always had a sense of foreboding.
"Didn't you say that there is something for a teacher?" Tan Xuanzi suddenly smiled at me, and the wrinkles on his face turned into a wild chrysanthemum.
"What's that?" I was stunned.
"That, that's what you said is that the teacher's kidney is not strong......" Tan Xuan Zi pulled my clothes.
At this moment, he is my master, he is simply a magic stick on the street who touches the bones and measures the characters and looks at the face divination.
"I said it casually, Master, don't take it to heart. "I don't want to be retaliated against by this cautious master.
"Manly man, what you say is what you say, how can you say it casually. Tan's expression changed again.
"Uh-uh, that, that, should you lose your kidney, or shouldn't you......" I was a little confused for a moment.
"Well, yes, you can have it. Tan Xuanzi suddenly sighed and continued, "Since you can see this little problem as a teacher, the teacher will punish you, cure the illness on the teacher, and let the teacher regain the manly style." ”
I was stunned and asked, "Master, if you have a disease, you have to go to the hospital, children know the truth, why do you come to let me treat it, I just guessed randomly." ”
"Don't talk nonsense to the old man! It seems that you don't have the heart of the Yellow River and don't die!" Tan Xuanzi looked at me deeply, and suddenly asked something that I was surprised by.
"How is Old Man Wu's health lately, is he dead?"
"Old man Wu, who is Old Man Wu?" I couldn't turn my head, and I couldn't remember what Old Man Wu I knew.
Tan broke off the words with a black line, and then said depressedly: "As for the obscene master in your hometown, Tian Tian has told the old man." ”
"His name is Mu Chirp. I said right away.
"I know, his original name was Wu Ji, and the nickname of this wooden chirp was given to him by the old man back then. Tan said proudly.
"Master Wu Ji, do you know him?"
"Of course we know, we have loved and killed each other for the rest of our lives. Tan asserted that he said, "Until twenty years ago, he evaporated from the world, and we didn't have much contact, some time ago Tian Tian came back and brought back the news to the old man, and the old man knew that he was not dead, and he hid like a turtle with a shrunken head." The old man didn't want to accept you as an apprentice at all, but he heard Tian Tian say that you were the apprentice of the old man Wu Ji, so he came to inspect you. ”
"It turns out that you are still old people, in this case, Master, your old man's illness, let that old man not be ashamed to take action, isn't it medicine to cure the disease?" I asked strangely.
"Hmph, you said that he was not ashamed of his name, do you think the old man would beg such an obscene person?" Tan said proudly.
"And then you came to beg his apprentice, don't you think it's even more embarrassing?" I said angrily.
"Hehe, you are also my apprentice now, and it is natural to be filial to the master. Tan said shamelessly.
I finally understood, I dared to say that if I am young and strong, China will be strong, and I have integrity, and for the sake of my master, it is all false, and the real reason why he accepted me as an apprentice was to treat him.
However, is he really so confident in that old and unashamed medical skills?
"Boy, do you want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors?" Tan Xuanzi saw that my expression was changing, and immediately asked.
I was embarrassed and said, "Master, I am a halfway monk, and now I am still a halfway monk, I am a little unconfident. ”
"Grass! The old man gave you all the most beloved fields, and you still refuse to help you as a teacher?" Tan Xuanzi looked angry.
I listened to it, but it didn't feel good, Sister Tian Tian was used as a bargaining chip by this unscrupulous master to entrap me.
"Boy, don't worry, as long as you sincerely help the teacher regain the man's majesty, the teacher will let Tian Tian train you well and help you become a generation of grandmasters. Tan Xuanzi threw the temptation at me again, "You may not know, Tian Tian is the most talented of your eight disciples, so many of the little cheats for the teacher were given to Tian Tian." ”
"Master, I'm ......"
"Don't promise the old man to beat you again!" Tan concluded at the end.
Grass, didn't I agree to this earlier?
"Okay Master, all I can say is do my best. I said depressedly.
"Hahaha, okay, that's it. The old man who is not ashamed of his medical skills is still very confident, and when the old man recovers his body, hehehe, I have to go with him for another trip to the big health care to see if the old man is powerful or the old man is not ashamed!" Tan Xuanzi finally said proudly.
With his words, the image of our two masters was completely shattered in my heart.
Two people, one is a mysterious master, the other is a generation of grandmasters, the two of them meet for great health care, this picture is ......
What's even more powerless to complain about is that the status of the two of them seems to be so high, and in fact, one will only nest at home and fly around, occasionally going up the mountain to peek at the widow taking a bath, and the other has kidney deficiency, and his heart is more than enough but his strength is insufficient, all of which are tears.
"Then when Master is free, I'll give Master a full body examination, and then prescribe the right medicine, I'll say okay first, my acupuncture skills are not as good as my Master, you have to endure it when the time comes." "I'll get a shot first.
"It's okay, it's okay, the most powerful thing about the old man is to feel the hole!" Tan Xuanzi pouted and said.
Why do I sound so dirty?
Tan left triumphantly, and just as I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, another person came to me.
Lin Lu!
She had a kind of smile on her face, and when she came over, her waist twisted and twisted, and it was clear that she was here to seduce me Chinese!