Chapter 61: 360-degree close-up magic
Hua Mao didn't turn off the phone on purpose, he didn't have the guts, but Xiao Zhang called over and over again, his hands trembled again and again, and finally the phone was finally shivered and dropped in the water.
"Wori, urge you to be paralyzed! Now you are satisfied! Labor and management have just changed the kidney 8!" Looking at the mobile phone that fell from the bridge into the river, the flower cat suddenly felt distressed.
The new mobile phone he just changed is just one of the reasons why he is distressed, and the most important thing is that there are a lot of sister papers in his mobile phone!
"Don't look for it! Others are looking for a needle in a haystack and finally know that it's a needle! Labor and management don't even know what it is!" The flower cat was angry, and directly gave up the search, and led the brother back to restore his life.
"Brother Hua Mao, are you sure you won't look for it? Let's just go back empty-handed to restore Boss Xiao's life? Boss Xiao won't make us all like him in a fit of anger? I'm not married yet, my family is my only child, my mother is looking forward to holding her grandson, if my mother can't hold her grandson in the future, she will definitely be very sad......" A little minion who talked a lot just trembled and buzzed next to Hua Mao.
The cat took a deep breath, he was already distraught at this time, and the little minion was still buzzing in his ears like a fly.
The cat can't wait to throw it into the river!
However, at this time, the flower cat was an idea!
Boss Xiao asked the laborers to find someone we don't know, so why don't I take someone he doesn't know?
"We've all found people, what are you looking for now?Do you think you're so idle that you want to keep looking?" said the flower cat with a meaningful smile.
"Found it, Brother Flower, when did we find it?" and where is that person?" said the little minion in surprise.
"That person is far away in the sky, close in front of you......" The corner of the cat's mouth hooked up a strange smile.
The little minion is a little bit of a monk, he doesn't understand what is going on, he just looks around, looking for the person who is close in front of him.
And at this moment, the flower cat suddenly ordered: "You beat him into a pig's head for me!
The people next to him didn't understand what was going on, and the flower cat saw that everyone was slow to react, so he immediately took the lead in slamming a punch into the face of the talkative little minion, and put him directly to the ground.
"What are you still doing there? He's the guy Boss Xiao is looking for! If we don't bring an unrecognizable person back to fill up the numbers, let's go back and wait to be eunuchs together!" said Hua Mao loudly.
A word that woke up the dreamer, and this group of subordinates of the flower cat understood the intention of the flower cat.
For the sake of today's plan, this is the only way to protect ourselves.
"Brother beep, I'm sorry! Brother Bibi must pool the money to find you a good plastic surgeon......
Ten minutes later, the little minion who talked a lot was punched and kicked, his facial features were displaced, and he was all deformed, and he almost lost his life.
Seeing this, Hua Mao showed a satisfied smile on his face, this guy was beaten so much that he probably didn't even know his mother, let alone Boss Xiao.
The cat led the people back to the women's toilet at the bar.
Xiao Zhang had already woken up from his fainting, and he was about to call other people when he suddenly saw the flower cat walking in with someone.
"Flower cat, I'm your grandmother! How dare you turn off your mobile phone! Do you want to rebel?" Xiao Zhang saw the flower cat, and his stomach was on fire.
"Boss, I didn't mean to, I accidentally dropped my phone in the river when I was working on the bridge just now......" Hua Mao quickly explained.
"Who the hell are you fighting with?" asked Xiao Zhang.
"Boss, it's the one who seriously injured you, I've already found him and brought him back!" Hua Mao hurriedly glanced at the subordinate next to him, and lifted up the little minion who had destroyed his facial features and was indiscriminate.
"Boss, this is the bastard who hurt you badly......" said the cat.
Xiao Zhang hurriedly stretched his neck and cheered up: "Let me see!"
"Why is this so swollen like a pig's head?" Xiao Zhang, who saw his face clearly, was taken aback.
"Boss, when we found this bastard, this bastard still wanted to escape, so angry that the brothers grabbed him and beat him violently, this bastard just injured the boss so badly, the more the brothers thought about it, the more angry they became, so they didn't control it and beat him violently, don't worry boss, we only hit him on the head, and the bottom is left to the boss to do it......" Hua Mao lied emotionally.
Xiao Zhang's anger did not subside, he was not rational at the moment, and he couldn't care so much, so he immediately said angrily: "Okay! You guys got a knife for the labor, and the labor-management will cut this bastard and feed it to the dog!"
"Yes, Boss!"
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Ten minutes later, another modern version of the eunuch was born in the women's bathroom, and a scapegoat allowed more people such as Hua Mao to avoid the eunuch's catastrophe.
Xiao Zhang's revenge was avenged, and he felt a lot more comfortable, and then asked Hua Mao and others to carry him upstairs to rest.
"Let the bar close immediately! Labor and management need to rest quietly tonight!" Xiao Zhang explained.
Hua Mao immediately arranged for someone to do it, and then cautiously continued to send Xiao Zhang upstairs.
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At this moment, Li Mengnan and Tan Yijie have been surrounded by three layers in the crowd and three layers outside-
It's just that the way they fight wine is very different, one bottle to a dozen! Everyone gathered around to see the excitement.
Originally, such a lively scene couldn't attract so many people, after all, it wasn't a strip~ pole dancing or something.
However, Li Mengnan's way of drinking is even more exciting than pole dancing!
I saw Li Mengnan with a bottle of beer in his left hand and a bottle of beer in his right hand!
A bottle of beer in the left ear, a bottle of beer in the right ear!
A bottle of beer in the left nostril, a bottle of beer in the right nostril!
In just a few moments, all six bottles of beer were drunk!
Not long after, all the sixty bottles of five dozen beers were drunk by Li Mengnanhe!
And at this moment, Tan Yijie has just finished drinking less than two bottles!
The people in the audience were all stunned when they saw this scene in front of them!
If Li Mengnan is doing magic, then this must be the most wonderful magic trick everyone has ever seen! And it is a close-up magic trick with no dead ends in 360 degrees! There is no one before or since!
"Grandma Tan, your speed is too slow, you have to speed up!" Li Mengnan's nostrils relaxed, and the two empty beer bottles immediately fell to the ground.
At this moment, Tan Yijie was not frightened to death, Li Mengnan didn't look up, and those beers were quickly evacuated as if they were pumped away by a water pump.
The most important thing is that not a drop of those beers was spilled outside, as if it was really sucked in by Li Mengnan through his nostrils.
Li ...... Li Mengnan, others drink with their mouths, but if you use your nose and ears, aren't you afraid of the disgusting nausea of nasal feces and earwax?" Tan Yijie said angrily.