Chapter 1014: Master is not so easy to be
Salted fish's heart went up and down, and he looked at the red boy and said, "It's not easy to fly once with a pure heart, or ...... Otherwise, Master will give them a good explanation of the Pure Law here, what is Wu Song...... Ahem, rime!"
"It's okay, I'm ready to serve the master at any time, serve the master, I work hard and complain! Besides, this kind of trivial matter, I don't need the master to come out, I'm enough. The red boy was not interested in the thing of the salted fish, but when he thought that he could live the addiction of a teacher and be a square character, his eyebrows suddenly danced. As for whether he can explain it, he doesn't worry at all! He's thick-skinned anyway. The master used his mobile phone to check the information, and then said it wah-wah-wah. Nothing else, he still can!
Seeing that the red boy has been completely lost in the upcoming opportunity to pretend to be forced, Salted Fish can only pin his hopes on Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng said with a serious face: "Pure heart, you have to tell the senior brothers what rime is." As for the salted fish, you go down with me, and we will have a good talk. ”
The red boy didn't wait for the salted fish to react, he had already pressed the head of the cloud and fell.
Then Fang Zheng grabbed the tail of the salted fish and dragged the salted fish away. The salted fish has long been used to it, but Fang Zheng is much taller than the red boy, and he can't hold the fins on his cheeks like when the red boy dragged him, leisurely. On the contrary, it was extremely difficult to find that the height of Fang Zheng was neither high nor low, just right, his fish mouth dragged on the ground, so Fang Zheng walked all the way, he was eating snow all the way, and there were countless grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and his heart said: "Is there anything that can't let me go by myself? I'm very diligent, okay?"
Fang Zheng took the salted fish away, and the squirrel immediately came to the red boy, opened his big watery eyes and said, "Senior brother, hurry up, tell me, what is the rime?"
"Rime...... It's actually quite simple. The red boy was serious, learning to pretend to be square, and then secretly took out his mobile phone and began to read.
"You see, that layer of white fluff hanging from the linden tree is rime. This is a landscape unique to Gulin City. Well, it can't be said to be unique, and there are some places that will have it, but it's not as concentrated and beautiful as here.
Rime, commonly known as tree hanging, is a milky white ice crystal deposit directly frozen on objects by water vapor in the air at low temperatures, or supercooled droplets directly frozen on objects, which is a very rare natural wonder......" Speaking of this, the red boy found that the situation seemed to be a little wrong, because the few pairs of big eyes in front of him were extremely big, but the content inside was: "What are you talking about?
"Fourth Senior Brother, what are you talking about? What Ninghua is? What ice crystal sediments are there?"
The red boy coughed dryly and said, "This Ninghua is a term used by human scientists, that is, ......."
Speaking of this, the red boy was also confused, what the hell is this, so he quickly used his mobile phone to inquire, and then said: "It is the process of gas skipping liquid and turning directly into solid." Got it?"
As a result, several pairs of big eyes became even more confused, and there was nothing in the cute eyes except for cute doubts.
The squirrel said bitterly: "Fourth junior brother, how can gas become liquid, how can gas become solid?"
Hearing this, the lone wolf and the monkey also nodded, apparently they didn't understand either.
When the red boy heard this, he had to explain what gases, liquids, and solids were. Then explain how water becomes a gas, a solid......
As a result, he sadly discovered that these fools with no common sense had new problems. Then he continued to ask, and he continued to answer......
Half an hour later, the red boy yelled: "I don't know! I don't know anything! I don't know what gas is, why can gas become liquid, solid! I don't know what Ninghua is, don't ask me! Ahhhh......h I'm going crazy!" Red Boy screamed and ran.
Leaving three pairs of big cute eyes looking at each other, a smile rose in the last big cute eyes, and then lay on the ground and laughed......
The monkey shouted, "Small, you dare to pretend to be a master with us when you read it on your mobile phone? Have you ever thought about being a master? Hmph, you really think that the master is so good?"
"That is, pretending to be a very learned skill. The lone wolf laughed.
The squirrel laughed too...... Before you know it, this cute little thing is also starting to learn badly.
The three little things laughed for a while, and the monkey suddenly asked, "Hey, you say, Master has been gone for so long, why hasn't he come back?" Also, how do you think Master will clean up the salted fish? I think there is a big deal at the salted fish stall. ”
"I think so too, looking at Master's smile, the thief is bad, he must have a bad stomach, and he is ready to clean him up. The squirrel also said.
Of course, the lone wolf, as a whistleblower, understood what the salted fish had done, but at this time, he didn't dare to say it, but continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "I've been gone for so long, it's time to come back, right?"
At the same time, in the distance, Fang Zheng looked at Salted Fish with a serious face and said, "Salted Fish, do you give an honest account yourself, or let the poor monk use his magic eye to dig out your underwear?"
When Xianyu heard this, he quickly looked down at his lower body, and then said very seriously: "Master, after my observation, I found that I was not wearing underwear!"
Founder: "......"
Fang Zheng said: "It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin!Hey, the poor monk has had a sore back recently, and it seems that he needs to exercise well.
"Master!" Salted Fish was immediately anxious when he heard this! He was not afraid of pain, but ...... He was dizzy! Flying in the sky, spinning around, basically after a dozen rounds he had to vomit. I didn't eat much, and I had to vomit it out, and the hungry one in the second half of the night was called a sour one!
So the salted fish hugged Fangzheng's trouser leg, snot and tears, and shouted: "You can't do this to me! Even if you are sentenced, you have to give an explanation, right? You should tell me what's wrong with me? It's good to give me a reminder!"
Fang Zheng sneered and said, "It's okay, then I'll give you a little reminder." The poor monk asks you, have you been addicted to gambling lately?"
Salted fish was stunned for a moment, looked at Fang Zheng blankly, and then spread Fang Zheng's trouser legs, wiped his big nose, raised his fish head, and said with great confidence: "Master, you have to tell evidence when you speak! Although my salted fish is a little improper, I will never touch such a thing as gambling! Besides, gambling needs money! Even the little harvest from our broken temple is not enough to gamble! Besides, that little money is still in your hands, what should I bet on?"
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