Early in the morning of the Chinese New Year's Eve, golden sunlight spread all over the earth.

Chen Ziang, who was sleeping, was woken up by Guan Tongtong, who was trying to get out in his arms.

"What time is it, get up so early?" Chen Ziang didn't sleep well last night, and wanted to continue sleeping, so he dragged Guan Tongtong, who was almost out of the room, back into his arms.

"Oh, it's not early!" Guan Tongtong was anxious and wanted to take away Chen Ziang's hand, but as soon as he took half of it, he was tightened by Chen Ziang, and everything returned to the original point.

"Sleep again, hold you and sleep comfortably. Chen Ziang didn't open his eyes, and his long legs straddled and clamped Guan Tongtong.

Guan Tongtong blinked, looked at Chen Ziang, and then looked at the clock on the wall.

Waiting for Chen Ziang to breathe evenly, Guan Tongtong lightly took away the leg that Chen Ziang was pressing on her, and then carefully drilled down.

was only halfway through the drill, and Chen Ziang clamped her with another kick.

"No, I'm going to get up, let go of me!" Guan Tongtong struggled under the quilt.

Chen Ziang stood up slightly, looked at the clock on the wall, and fell down again: "Wife, it's too early." You don't have to see you like this, and my mother won't say yours behind your back if you get up late. ”

"I can't breathe, big villain, let me go!" Guan Tongtong shouted in a muffled voice under the quilt.

Chen Ziang hurriedly lifted the quilt, and Xiao Nizi was wearing a cloak and struggled desperately.

"Aren't you sleepy?" said Chen Ziangsong.

Guan Tongtong hurriedly took the opportunity to get up and jumped out of bed.

"You have to get up if you're sleepy!" Guan Tongtong took off her nightgown, she was only wearing pants and pants, and her upper body was naked.

Picking up the bra and about to put it on, Chen Ziang jumped out of bed and carried her back to the bed.

"Why are you doing, don't you...... I hate it!" Guan Tongtong didn't finish speaking, and the pants were taken down by Chen Ziang.

……

After the little couple got up, Chen's father and Chen's mother were already busy downstairs.

Seeing Shi Jia busy making breakfast in the kitchen, Guan Tongtong walked in a little embarrassed to help.

After Chen Ziang entered, he secretly talked to Shi Jia: "Mom, I pulled Tongtong to do morning exercises, so I got up late." ”

said that it was secretly, but in fact, Guan Tongtong was on the side and could hear it.

She made a big red face, this guy is so bad, won't she be embarrassed?

Shi Jia asked strangely: "The space in the room is not large, why don't you go to the yard to do it?"

Guan Tongtong turned his head and left, and went into the bathroom.

Chen Ziang was embarrassed: "It's too cold in the yard, it's not suitable." Do yoga morning exercises, various leg presses and postures. ”

"It's good to exercise in the morning, provided you get enough sleep. Shi Jia said.

After breakfast, the family started to get really busy.

Lanterns are hung at the door, the word Fu is pasted on the door, and red-hot couplets are also pasted on both sides and above the door.

"There's not much of a festive atmosphere in the city. When posting the couplet, Shi Jia looked outside and said, "Look at this house, everyone is isolated, and none of the neighbors know anyone." There is no sound of fireworks or lively music. ”

Chen Ziang pasted the couplet, got down from the stool, and said with a smile: "It's a little deserted, and it will be lively in two or three years." ”

When he was a child, he began to look forward to the New Year when he entered the wax moon.

At that time, in the countryside, the festival atmosphere was very strong and lively.

Twenty-three, sugar melon sticky, twenty-four, sweeping the house, twenty-five, grinding tofu, twenty-six, stewing meat, twenty-seven, killing stove chicken, twenty-eight, putting noodles, twenty-nine, steaming steamed buns, thirty nights, twisting and twisting on the first day of the new year.

The excitement of welcoming the New Year is still fresh in my memory. However, now that the Chinese New Year's Eve is in its thirtieth year, the atmosphere of the festival is like this: the flowers are there, the blessings are there, but the feeling is gone.

may be because of growing up, the price of adulthood is often the savage growth of reason and the gradual atrophy of sensibility. When dealing with anything, there is no "blue thin mushroom" style of venting, learning to analyze cause and effect, and bear the result, but ignoring the true feeling in the heart.

Growing up, the distance of childhood is far away, and it can no longer be like before, in front of the house and behind the house, happy and happy.

Many office workers insisted on the twenty-ninth day of the Lunar New Year, reunited in a hurry, and returned in a hurry.

They didn't have a lot of time to squander, there was no process of sticking sugar melons, sweeping the house, grinding tofu, and steaming steamed buns. Without process enjoyment, how can there be an atmosphere in the heart?

Every year during the Spring Festival, the largest migration movement in China, what people pursue is not the flavor of the year, not the atmosphere, not the rare opportunity to buy new clothes and the excitement of feasting, but the short reunion of left-behind children and their parents, the greetings of the wanderers to their parents, the rare gathering of the children, and the happiness of relatives and friends.

The acceleration of the pace of modern life, the various pressures of work and life, make people yearn for family affection, desire for happiness, the New Year can no longer give the taste of the New Year, but give people the opportunity to find reunion, care, and happiness.

"Two or three years?" Shi Jia's eyes lit up, nodded and said, "Then there are a few more births." ”

Guan Tongtong on the side pouted, fortunately, the country only opened the second child, otherwise she would have to give birth to three.

"I heard that the country has a plan to open up the third child?" Chen Ziang asked Shi Jia.

Shi Jia is most concerned about these things.

"There are people in the family planning department who have revealed the news. Two people raise four elderly people, and they also have to raise children, and the development of the previous system to the present has made those one-child families in society very painful and deformed. Shi Jia said.

Guan Tongtong was surprised and asked, "Are you going to open the third child?" She was a little afraid of giving birth to so much.

No matter how good the economic conditions of the family are, having a child will cost a woman about a year of youth.

And a woman's golden period, the peak and most beautiful years, is only five or six years.

"It's definitely going to be open to the third child, but I don't know when. Shi Jia said excitedly.

Guan Tongtong looked at Chen Ziang with blank eyes.

Shi Jia is like this, Guan Tongtong has to give birth to two, to say the least.

When the three-child policy comes out, you have to give birth to a third.

"The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, what do you want to do so far, and now there is no one alive. Chen Ziang comforted Guan Tongtong.

After finishing the family's affairs, it was not yet noon, and the family planned to go out purely shopping and eating.

"There is no festive atmosphere at home, only on the street. "Except for Chen's father, everyone in the family wore masks and went out.

There are no close neighbors in the city, and the festival really has to be on the street to be lively.

In the temple fair, side by side, one after another, smiling, a festive and peaceful scene.

Strings of big sugar gourds, rattling small windmills, the one who pinched the dough here pinched a Monkey King, and the one who blew the candy one side blew a little lamb.

A wide variety of toys and goods.

During the Chinese New Year, there are many migrant workers who go home, but there are locals, and there are also outsiders who do not return to their hometowns for the New Year and go to the streets to catch the excitement.

On the street, in the community, and in the supermarket, there is a lively scene everywhere.

The streets seem to have changed overnight, and the streets are full of lights and lively, and every household is plastered with "Fortune", couplets, and red lanterns.

Many people dressed in festive costumes walked to the markets with smiles on their faces, shopping, watching, and a happy and peaceful scene.

Many children in the city are accustomed to the way of celebrating the New Year by going shopping and visiting temple fairs, and they are indescribably happy, happy and looking forward to the New Year.

In some places, fireworks are not banned, and fireworks are raised in the daytime, which is colorful. It makes people feel that the city is full of firecrackers, which is deafening.

"Have you had the atmosphere of the New Year?" Chen Ziang looked at the fireworks in the sky, although it was daytime, it was not so beautiful, but it made the air filled with the sweetness of the New Year.

"Sort of. Shi Jia looked at the pedestrians on the street who were carrying large bags and small bags to buy New Year's goods, and everyone's faces and bodies were full of joy.

The atmosphere of the year, most of which overflowed from people's hearts.

"We live in a place where we can't ban fireworks, and we watch the Spring Festival Gala in the house at night. After the New Year's bell rings, let's go to the courtyard to light the firecrackers and fireworks for the New Year. Chen Ziang said with a smile, there are more Guan Tongtong this year, and the New Year's atmosphere at home is actually much more lively than before.

However, what Chen Ziang misses most is the New Year in the countryside when he was a child, and the crackling sound of firecrackers was so crisp and loud in the silent mountains. The children set off fireworks in the yard, and the beautiful ceremonial flowers flashed and exploded in the sky, and the children cheered and jumped in the yard. The New Year comes in this joyful and peaceful atmosphere.

Although the weather in the countryside is cold, it can't stop the joy of the New Year: the red balloons on the treetops, the red lanterns under the eaves, the fiery firecracker crumbs on the ground, and the red Spring Festival couplets posted on the doors of every house, as well as the red envelopes held by children, all witness the joy brought by the Spring Festival.

"It's really New Year. Dad Chen silently looked at the busy pedestrians, the atmosphere of the New Year in the crowd of people carrying objects on their shoulders, in the words of greeting, in the sound of firecrackers that shook the mountains and rivers, and in the bustling crowd of temple fairs......

After five o'clock in the afternoon, the family went back to cook Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

The sky has not yet darkened much, on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, the family is eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the streets and alleys in the distance sound of "crackling" firecrackers, and colorful fireworks rise in the sky from time to time.

The night sky is like a huge TV screen, which is playing the wonderful programs of thousands of families to celebrate the New Year.

Celebrate the festival with brilliant lights and welcome the New Year with laughter and laughter.

"It's more intense than my previous New Year's celebrations. Guan Tongtong is very happy, but it's a pity that she is missing her sister and mother.

It's something you have to lose when you grow up, but at the same time you gain something new.

After eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the family sat in the living room and waited for the Spring Festival Gala to be broadcast.

Chen's father and Chen's mother were not very interested in watching the Spring Festival Gala, but when they heard that there was a program of Boyu Entertainment, Wang Yin also sang the song given by Chen Ziang, and the two elders were interested.

Although Dad Chen didn't say it, he was still looking forward to it.

Needless to say, Shi Jia has long said that this year's Spring Festival Gala must watch Boyu Entertainment's program, she has heard that there is a sketch show script lines written by her son.

In the past few days, in addition to the topics of Tianshui Film and Television and Boyu Film and Television, there are also many topics in the Spring Festival Gala.

When they heard that Chen Ziang also wrote sketch scripts for the artists of Boyu Entertainment, everyone was speechless.

What's even more speechless is that he actually passed the review and finally entered the Spring Festival Gala program.

"Looking at the name of this sketch, I don't know what it is. ”

"Yes, when the program list didn't come out yet, I guessed what the content was, but when the program list came out, I saw the name of the sketch, and I still couldn't guess what the content was. ”

"Haha, the secrecy of the Spring Festival Gala is the strongest in the country. ”

"Well, it doesn't want the show to leak, so it won't leak. No one dares to offend the Spring Festival Gala program team. ”

"Huh, there are three actors in this sketch, only Li Qiuting and I know, what the hell are the other two?"

"I don't know you at all!"

"Tian Xiaosheng?Hao Jian?"

"Damn, who did I see?"

"You guys are too lo, don't you know the two directors of Boyu Film and Television's "Dragon Babu"?"

"Don't tell me that these two actors I don't know are the two directors of Boyu Film and Television's "Dragon Babu"!"

"Blind my titanium eyes, aren't Tian Xiaosheng and Hao Jian directors, how can they act in sketches?"

"It's so awesome, no wonder you can shoot Chen Ziang's version of "Dragon Babu"!"

"Let's wait until I see the show, the Spring Festival Gala group is awesome, do you know in advance that these two directors are famous? ”

"Tian Xiaosheng and Hao Jian are quite famous now, but that is in the circle, and they are less popular outside the circle. ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death. If Tian Xiaosheng and Hao Jian perform this sketch well, Boyu Film and Television's "Dragon Babu" will explode on the spot and become popular!"

Suddenly, there was a moment of silence for Tianshui Film and Television and Huanya again, Boyu Entertainment is really awesome, not only can send artists to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but even the director. ”

"Ziang is going to be angry with everyone who can't get used to him. ”

"Just serve Ziang, he is too low-key, the script was written by him, I don't believe he can't act, but let Tian Xiaosheng and Hao Jian act. ”

"I feel that the Spring Festival Gala is a stage for him that he doesn't have to rush on. ”

"Brother calm, I don't have such a good opportunity. ”

"Many artists are going to cry to death, they can't be born as Boyu. ”

“……”

Netizens are in a very complicated mood, some cry and laugh, thinking that Chen Ziang is too angry and generous.

In the past three years, he has sent his company's artists to the Spring Festival Gala every year, and he feels that the Spring Festival Gala stage is his back garden, and he can go shopping if he wants.

But the Spring Festival Gala group needs his program, and I can't bear to refuse.

Everyone is looking forward to it, I don't know what this sketch of Boyu Entertainment is like tonight.

can go to the Spring Festival Gala, which means that the quality will not be too bad.

The difference is only relative to the previous years.

Any program of the Spring Festival Gala, going to other ordinary stages, is enough to be the finale.

Seeing Li Qiuting taking Tian Xiaosheng and Hao Jian to the Spring Festival Gala, insiders also wanted to vomit blood.

"Isn't Ziang only able to write songs, how can he still write sketch scripts?"

"Well, I seem to have forgotten that he actually wrote about his origin. ”

"Poof~Vomiting blood~"

"Smiling Proud Jianghu" and "Dragon Babu" were written by him. The original book and the script of the TV series are all written by him himself. ”

"Poof~"

"But the sketch script is more concise, more intelligent and humorous, and he can also write it...... Poof~ I can't help but vomit blood!"

“……”

Actors in the circle are jealous of having such a boss, and capitalists are jealous of having such a partner.

"Will the Spring Festival Gala program team see that the songs written before Chen Ziang are more of the main theme and make a big contribution, so that his sketches will be on the Spring Festival Gala?"

"This, too, is possible. ”

"Well, look, there are several language programs. I don't know if Chen Ziang's script and the sketches performed by the two directors led by Li Qiuting will be at the bottom. ”

"The actors of several other language programs are frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala, Li Qiuting and they are new to the scene, and there is no shame in being at the bottom. ”

"It's not a shame to be able to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but as a peer, to be honest, I don't want their show to be good, haha. ”

“……”

Chen.

Before the Spring Festival Gala started, Guan Tongtong went to the side to call his parents.

The more she spoke, the quieter her voice became, and finally she was a little depressed and went upstairs to fight.

Chen Ziang felt that something was wrong, so he followed and found that Guan Tongtong was crying.

When she finished fighting, Chen Ziang hurriedly asked her what she was.

Guan Tongtong's eyes were red: "Mom and Dandan are here at home, and Dad may not come back until tomorrow night." ”

"It's okay, we'll go back to accompany them next year. Chen Ziang comforted.

"Hmm. Guan Tongtong quickly became happy.

"Wash your face, and then we'll go downstairs. Chen Ziang pulled Guan Tongtong closer to the bedroom bathroom and washed her face.

"Can Mom and Dad see that I've cried?" Guan Tongtong was a little worried, looking in the mirror and looking at his eyes.

During the Chinese New Year, she didn't want Chen Ziang's parents to know that she had cried.

This is the first time since she has grown up that she is not at home to celebrate the New Year with her parents and sister.

And now there are two people at home, my mother and sister, and she is a little uncomfortable.

"I can't see it. Chen Ziang smiled and took her downstairs.

While eating melon seeds, eating candy, and eating various snacks, the family chatted from time to time and watched the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Show after show.

When the host announced the curtain and was ready to go to Boyu's entertainment program, the family began to stop, not eating, and not talking.

In the TV picture, the stage set is good, and the thin Hao Jian ran out, anxious: "It's over, it's over...... Something big happened, and the old director of our unit was accidentally slapped by a fly swatter. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The audience's eyes lit up before the live broadcast.

I'll go, the scale is so big at the beginning.

This sketch......

There's a head!

On TV, Hao Jian continued with a sad face: "Above, another one was sent down, ah no, one." ”

The audience laughs.

"I am anxious to rectify the situation as soon as I take office. At this juncture, our section chief summoned me, usually I have so many small problems, it is estimated that this time my job is not guaranteed. Oops, it's over. Hao Jian was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

The screen shifts to center stage.

I saw Ma Jingjing, played by Li Qiuting, sleeping on a chair behind the desk in the office, snoring while sleeping.

Hao Jian walked into the section chief's office and called in a low voice: "Section chief, section chief Ma." ”

Ma Jingjing woke up with a wit: "Huh, oh, Xiao Hao, come in, come!"

Insiders found that Hao Jian is quite like an actor, and his acting skills are not excellent, at least online.

After Hao Jian entered the office, he cautiously said to Ma Jingjing: "Section Chief Ma, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep." ”

Ma Jingjing said magnificently: "It's okay, I'll sleep for a while, don't delay." ”

The audience erupted in laughter.

This Li Qiuting rarely acts in comedy, and the goddess Fan Er is dressed in a leader's formal dress tonight, which makes people who are familiar with her feel very happy.

Ma Jingjing picked up the water cup and drank water, and said to Hao Jian: "Sit!"

Hao Jian sat down on the sofa tremblingly.

Ma Jingjing drank water and sucked rudely, one after another.

Hao Jian sat on the sofa, and his ass sat with him.

The audience was amused.

Then, Ma Jingjing asked with concern: "How are the families doing recently?"

Hao Jian immediately sat down: "It's okay before the eyes, and what happens in the future will be left to fate!"

Ma Jingjing asked, "I heard that you like to play table tennis when you have nothing to do in the unit?"

Hao Jian was taken aback, and immediately said: "I review, I am too playful, and playing table tennis harms others and myself." If I play table tennis again in the future, I will waste my hands. I don't...... I refuse to be yellow, I refuse to gamble, I refuse to play table tennis!"

The audience laughed.

This sentence "refusing table tennis" is the most appropriate to use here, and it does not imply anything.

In the previous life, some people went online, which led to the Spring Festival Gala group and actors having to apologize.

The world of adults is so complicated!

Chen Ziang didn't care, he just didn't change!

Ma Jingjing shook her head and smiled: "I'm telling you so, the new Director Du is here, coincidentally, he also likes to play table tennis." You know what to do, right?"

Hao Jian was a little surprised: "Section chief, you are embarrassing me, at most I can control myself from fighting, how dare I take care of the director!"

The audience was delighted.

Ma Jingjing stood up, walked in front of Hao Jian, and said meaningfully: "Hao Jian, your ability to comprehend intentions is too poor. The reason for this is that you don't want to be motivated ideologically. Let me tell you, if you continue like this, in this life, you will be a clerk. ”

Hao Jian stood up and said in surprise: "Really?"

Ma Jingjing, who was facing away from Hao Jian, turned around in fright.

"Then I'll rest assured, the job is finally stable!" Hao Jian was overjoyed.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Ma Jingjing taught earnestly: "Hao Jian, now it's your hobby that collides with the leader's hobby. What kind of opportunity is this, this is a good opportunity for your ancestors to cheat the corpse......s! Aren't you impressed?"

The audience laughed and cheated the corpse.

Hao Jian looked confused: "Where is the excitement?"

The audience laughs.

"Come on, come on, sit here. Ma Jingjing hurriedly pointed to the sofa behind Hao Fitness, and then sat down on the sofa next to her: "Look, you are the only one in our department who can play table tennis, so if you can play table tennis and be comfortable with the leader, then won't you become a celebrity around the leader?"

Hao Jian sat down on the sofa with a stupid expression: "Red?"

Ma Jingjing enlightened: "Wei Xiaobao, wrestling with Kangxi, what happened to Wei Xiaobao in the end?"

Jin Daxia is serializing "The Legend of Deer and Ding", and his fans, people who know about it inside and outside the circle, were shocked when they heard this line.

Your sister, this product placement is ......

Strong!

It's also shameless!

Hao Jian replied, "Eunuch!"

Those who knew about it burst out laughing.

If you don't know, you'll know about this stalk later.

Ma Jingjing looked helpless: "Okay, you don't need to understand." ”

As she spoke, she walked to the desk: "From today onwards, your only task at work every day is to practice table tennis, put that work aside, and distinguish priorities!"

Hao Jian stood up and said embarrassedly: "Then I can't just leave my job and play ball with the leader, isn't that a sycophant." ”

Ma Jingjing sat down angrily and glared at Hao Jian: "Who do you say? Who do you say? If you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, you can leave, and vacate that position for me." I'll tell you, there is no shortage of people in our country who can play table tennis!"

The audience applauded.

There is no shortage of people in our country who can play table tennis!

Hao Jian hurriedly said weakly: "Section Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I thought about it, you said that if you play with the leader, you can become a celebrity next to the leader, this is not enough." ”

Ma Jingjing rolled up her sleeves: "No, Hao Jian, I treat you as my own now, I'll let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today, step by step." ”

As she spoke, she opened the laptop on the table.

Hao Jian stepped forward and looked at the computer: "Leader's preference map?"

Ma Jingjing said triumphantly: "Let me tell you, I can clearly say the preferences, constellations, blood types, and birthdays of each leader. ”

She pointed to the computer screen: "This, I like fishing, so I dived into the water and hung fish on his hook one by one." ”

The audience laughs.

Ma Jingjing: "This, I like to play mahjong, I will dismantle the listen, give him a gun; this, like literary play, I will take my grandfather's relics to him to wear strings." ”

The audience laughed again.

"This, like me......" Speaking of this, Ma Jingjing suddenly closed the laptop.

The audience burst into laughter.

"So, Hao Jian!" Ma Jingjing pretended to be nothing.

Hao Jian was anxious: "Hey, you wait a while, wait a while...... Why did you put it back on when it came to the key point?"

The audience laughed.

Ma Jingjing coughed.

Hao Jian was very painful: "That's what I want to hear the most." ”

The audience laughed again.

Ma Jingjing concluded: "All in all, you now know how I got into this position. ”

Hao Jian nodded: "Got it." If you don't talk about you, section chief, your sycophants are all in your blood. ”

The audience laughed.

Ma Jingjing said unhappily: "Who are you talking about, this mouth." ”

Hao Jian hurriedly blamed himself: "Oops, bah, bah, bah." Why do you say I can't talk like this, how can I make people angry when I speak, I also wondered, I found that every time I had a meeting, this leader just nodded and smiled at you. Is it because you're pretty?"

Ma Jingjing said confidently: "It's not just that. I'm telling you, meetings are skillful. As soon as the leader spoke, as soon as he threw out his point of view, I immediately gave one, pretending to wonder, huh? The leader thought, what, are you questioning what I mean? When he finished speaking, I didn't know what he was talking about, and immediately I suddenly realized, oh——! I want the leader to feel that I was baptized by his words, and it was a complete enlightenment. In the end, I also stood on the same team with the leader. ”

The audience laughs.

Hao Jian learned from Ma Jingjing: "Oh——, listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life." ”

The audience couldn't help but laugh, famous quotes!

Ma Jingjing stood up and said in a serious tone: "So, Hao Jian." Not only do you have to play well with the leader, but you also have to do it, so that the leader is only willing to play with you. When he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and when he thinks of you, his hand itches. Ha ......"

Hao Jian suddenly realized: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being unbeaten." ”

Ma Jingjing: "Hahaha......"

Hao Jian was puzzled: "Then I owe a beating, can I turn positive?"

The audience laughs.

Ma Jingjing swore and said: "It's not just a positive change, see it, my office is yours, Section Chief Hao?"

Hao Jian waved his hand shyly: "Oh, don't, don't ......"

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Ma Jingjing smiled and said, "Section Chief Hao!"

Hao Jian waved his hand: "Oops, yoyo......"

The audience laughed again.

Ma Jingjing pushed Hao Jian: "Section Chief Hao, hey, come on, come on, Section Chief Hao, come, sit down and sit down, Section Chief Hao, sit down and feel it, sit down and sit down." ”

Hao Jian half-pushed: "No, no, no, no......"

Ma Jingjing pushed Hao Jian: "Feel it, sit and sit ......"

Hao Jian slowly sat on the chair: "Oh, oh, oh——, oops, oops, let's also taste the taste of being a leader, oops, this chair is comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work." Oh, if I sit in this position in the future, then I won't be able to sleep forever?"

The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Ma Jingjing smiled: "Hahaha...... You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

Hao Jian waved his hand again and again: "Oops......"

Suddenly, the phone rang on the desk, and Hao Jian picked up the phone: "Hey, I'm Section Chief Hao, who are you?" Director Du, ah, I'm sorry, what about the phone you dialed, it's ...... turned off?"

The audience laughed.

Ma Jingjing hurriedly ran over to grab the phone and said to Hao Jian, "You get up for me." ”

Then, she said respectfully on the phone: "Hey, hey, Director Du, yes." I'm here, ah, this, this, just a string, can you come over now? okay, okay, oops, great, I have good news waiting for you!"

Putting down the phone, she said to Hao Jian: "The director will be here soon!"

Hao Jian said excitedly: "He's here, where are the two of us going to play?"

Ma Jingjing said calmly: "I have already prepared it for you." ”

Saying that, she walked to the table tennis table in the office: "This old director has gone in, and I have also dealt with his mahjong table, and you will play with me in the future." ”

She set up the net: "I'll be a referee for you!" Hao Jian, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life!"

The audience laughed.

Hao Jian was grateful: "Nobleman!"

Ma Jingjing coughed, very useful.

Hao Jian sighed: "Before I met you, half of my life was in vain, and I took a detour, thank you, Chief Ma." ”

Ma Jingjing: "Hey. ”

Hao Jian realized something and changed his words: "No, Director Ma." ”

Ma Jingjing was shy: "Oh, hey, don't dare to be, don't dare to be, Section Chief Hao?"

The audience laughed.

Hao Jian complimented: "Oops...... Sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Ma Jingjing learned from Hao Jian and waved his hand: "I can't do it, I can't do it, Section Chief Hao!"

Hao Jian: "Make it, make it, Director Ma!"

The audience laughed from ear to ear.

Ma Jingjing held Hao Jian's hand: "Oh, win-win, win-win!"

Hao Jian echoed: "Win-win, win-win!"

Ma Jingjing said: "Hold your emotions, get ready to meet, fight-"

The athletes' march sounded in the background, Hao Jian began to practice table tennis, and Ma Jingjing arranged her hair on her mobile phone.

At this time, the voice of the third actor appeared, that is, Director Du played by Tian Xiaosheng, came from afar: "If anyone plays table tennis again in the future, I will punish him!"

Ma Jingjing was stunned: "Huh?"

At this time, Director Du came in, very steady, like a leader.

The audience insiders were amazed, this Tian Xiaosheng is good, it doesn't look like the first time on stage at all.

Ma Jingjing hurriedly stepped forward: "Director Du, hey, Director Du, what's wrong?"

Saying that, he waved his hand at Hao Jian, Hao Jian hurriedly hid the racket in his clothes, and put the other one on the bookshelf.

Director Du was very angry and said: "You don't know who it is, ah, I heard that I love to play table tennis, and now there are a few comrades who practice in the office during work hours, what kind of behavior do you say this is?"

Hao Jian quietly walked to the table tennis table and wanted to hide the net.

Ma Jingjing hurriedly comforted: "Hey, Director Du, it's not a big deal to play table tennis." ”

Director Du said angrily: "Playing table tennis itself is a positive and healthy sport, but if you use it to your liking, it will be a bad trend!"

As he spoke, he turned his face and saw Hao Jian holding the net in his hand, and was stunned.

Hao Jian and Director Du stared at each other, and soon, he hurriedly wrapped the net around his neck like a scarf.

Director Du walked up to Hao Jianjian and pointed to the net around Hao Jian's neck: "Bibs?" ”

The audience laughed.

Hao Jian explained: "The wind is strong, and my mother is afraid that it will be lost. ”

The audience laughed from ear to ear.

Ma Jingjing hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the director and said, "Hey, the new little comrade from our unit, come, director, sit down and say." ”

Director Du sat down on the sofa: "Chief Ma." ”

Ma Jingjing, who had just sat down, stood up in an instant: "Hey-"

Director Du: "You're an old comrade. ”

Ma Jingjing: "Hmm. ”

Director Du: "Now that there is this work style problem in our unit, should you take the lead from the beginning?" ”

Ma Jingjing said: "I said them! I said that even if you practice again, you will not be able to reach the level of Director Du." That person, Director Du, is in the original unit, and he is a champion every year. That ......"

Director Du interrupted: "Hey, don't compliment me, one year I was the runner-up." ”

Ma Jingjing was surprised: "Ah, ah, haha." ”

Director Du said: "Actually, this table tennis, I don't play very well, how did you say that I won the championship that year, it's all water." ”

Ma Jingjing flattered: "Yo, it can't be all water, didn't you just say that you have to be the runner-up for a year." ”

Director Du nodded: "Yes, I was the deputy director that year." ”

The audience laughed and was sarcastic.

Ma Jingjing was embarrassed: "Deputy ...... Ah, hahaha, this, this is really...... It's a pity, haha......"

Director Du waved his hand: "Okay, okay, it's far away, it's far away, hey, you just told me on the phone, there is good news waiting for me, what good news?"

Ma Jingjing was stunned: "Ah, ah? Okay...... That...... Oh - what then. ”

As she spoke, she turned to Hao Jian, who was standing aside: "What about the director, what good news is it for you?"

Hao Jian was dumbfounded: "Ask me?"

The audience laughed.

Ma Jingjing nodded.

Hao Jian hesitated: "My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinwen." ”

The audience couldn't help but laugh.

Director Du shook his head helplessly: "Your name is Hao Xinwen?"

Ma Jingjing smiled and said, "Ah, the gave it to him, what kind of thing are you talking about, hahaha......"

Director Du asked Hao Jian, "Then what are you looking for me?"

Hao Jian subconsciously said, "What do you say I'm looking for you?"

Ma Jingjing was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Director Du was stunned.

Hao Jian was anxious: "If you can't guess, then I'll give you three days, and you can tell me when you guess it." ”

He turned around and wanted to leave.

The audience laughed like crazy.

Ma Jingjing shouted: "You come back for me, it's too rude, the director asks you." ”

Hao Jian cried with a sad face: "It's too difficult to make up nonsense, my brain is going to explode." ”

Ma Jingjing looked anxiously: "Why don't you make up one...... You're thinking about a ...... here You ...... again I'll leave again. ”

Hao Jian reorganized the language: "When those people go to work, he always plays table tennis there. ”

Ma Jingjing nodded and walked back to her seat.

Hao Jian said: "Crackling, wowing and screaming, affecting Section Chief Ma's sleep-"

Ma Jingjing was about to sit down, and sat on the ground when she heard the words.

The audience laughed.

Hao Jian hurriedly changed his words: "Write materials." ”

Ma Jingjing nodded hurriedly: "Hey, ah!"

Director Du nodded: "Just give me a small report, right, this little comrade reported the problem in a timely manner, just after I already understood the situation." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and asked Ma Jingjing: "Section Chief Ma, there is a person named Hao Jian in your department?"

Ma Jingjing was stunned: "Ahhh ”

Director Du said angrily: "As far as I know, this young man has strong business ability and is a good seedling, and the organization decided to turn him into a regular seedling." ”

Hao Jian suddenly jumped: "Ah!"

Ma Jingjing was so frightened that she covered her chest: "Oops, oops." ”

Hao Jian found himself overly excited and explained, "I have to ...... I'm so happy for him. ”

The audience laughed.

Director Du stood up and walked towards Hao Jian: "Hao news, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." ”

said that he took off the net around Hao Jian's neck: "If you want to make achievements in your work, there is no shortcut, you can only be conscientious and down-to-earth." Besides, it's okay not to keep giving yourself this stage name. Otherwise, if there is really good news, you won't dare to accept it, how sad. ”

With that, he reinstalled the net on the table tennis table.

Hao Jian lowered his head: "Director, I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

Ma Jingjing pulled Hao Jian away: "Enough! Is this your fault? Director Du, it's my fault, if you want to say it, just say it, it's me who has a lax ideology and negligent management, and let him have a stage name if he doesn't pay attention." ”

As she spoke, she stared at the table tennis table and exaggerated: "Mom, this is a table tennis table, I don't even know it." ”

Director Du was furious: "Enough! Ma Jingjing, sycophant, black sheep, your problem has long been mastered by the relevant departments, and I came today to learn and understand, which is really an eye-opener for me." Take the state money and don't do business, take shortcuts, and wait for processing!"

With that, he walked out of the office.

Ma Jingjing panicked, crying and chasing out the door: "Director Du, Director Du, I was wrong, Director Du, you give me another chance." ”

Hao Jian looked at the table tennis racket that fell to the ground: "Something is wrong, and the section chief of the unit Ma was also photographed." ”

In the end, he concluded: "I understand now that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must refuse to be yellow, refuse to gamble, and refuse table tennis." Don't always think about what the leader likes, think more about what the people need!"

After saying that, he walked out of the office without looking back.

Leave a round of applause from the audience.

This "Do What You Like" sketch, the scale is so large, it stunned all the viewers in front of the TV.

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