Chapter 894 A Liar Calls
When Su Xuan heard the man's voice, his heart was stunned for a while, and he said in his heart that this dead liar dared to call over, this is really shameless, it is really shameless to the limit.
"Forehead ......"
And at this moment, that Dong Ge's whole person is going to faint, isn't this the person he was deceived, it's impossible, he obviously gave him a fake mobile phone, how can the real mobile phone be in his hands.
At that moment, Dongge's whole body was going to get drunk, what the hell was going on, he couldn't remember what was going on at all.
However, this Dong Ge is also relatively calm, and he was not impulsive at this time, but calmed down his self-confidence, thinking about how to get this phone back.
"Ahem, that, I'm the owner of this mobile phone, I said little brother, you're wrong, you know, you're breaking the law like this!"
Brother Dong actually started legal education, and Su Xuan rolled his eyes wildly, and his heart was special, you are embarrassed to say that you have broken the law.
"Big brother, you can eat this meal indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, I spent money to buy it, how can it be illegal, we are the tall Party Central Committee, I am also reasonable, our great Chairman Mao said that everything that is bought with hard-earned money is legal!"
Su Xuan looked like he was talking, and Dongzi was speechless for a while, and said in his heart, it wouldn't be that he had met a fool, and Chairman Mao said that he hadn't said such a stupid thing without a chairman, okay, yes, he must have met a fool, if he wasn't a fool, how could he not even change his mobile phone card, how to say it, he also had to turn off the phone first and take it to the mobile company to deal with it.
"Well, brother, you don't know, you, this is really a crime, do you know, you are involved in a matter of integrity, think about it, you are selling stolen goods, do you know, isn't it a popular saying now, called no trade, no harm, think about it, if you don't buy it, then the trafficker can steal the mobile phone, this mobile phone is like a wife, one is enough, there are two or three words, not only the radiation is big, but also burns money, you say yes!"
Brother Dong is also worthy of being a talent, this is right, it is simply absolute, there is no harm if there is no business, and such a very mysterious thing can be said, Su Xuan wants to say that he admires.
"Oh, big brother, you are really a cultural person, this is so good, I have a feeling of hating to see each other, big brother, I heard the thief say, you are from Guangdong." ”
Su Xuan said, Xindao to see if he can fool this liar once, specially, even if this animal Lao Tzu can't fool you today, he will make you vomit blood once, and he actually deceived Lao Tzu, and he also played with me to transfer flowers and trees.
"Uh, yes, I'm from Guangdong!"
This Dongzi even played the Cantonese accent, which is also dedicated enough, and Su Xuan is thinking that it is not easy to be a liar these days, it is not easy to be a liar, it is proficient in all eighteen martial arts.
"Guangdong is good, I heard that Guangdong is like spring all year round, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and there are many beautiful women in Guangdong......"
Su Xuan directly pulled the topic away at the moment, and Dongzi really wanted to scold his mother, but he didn't dare to be too bold, because he was afraid that if he scolded it, this animal thing would be turned off, so he didn't want to cry and faint in the toilet, so he could only cater to Su Xuan, and then see if he could get the phone back, but this Su Xuan was talking nonsense, and he didn't finish talking about it for half an hour.
"Oh, big brother, you're really a good person, you said that damn thief who was cut a thousand times stole your mobile phone, you said that the animal is really infamous, this stealing a mobile phone is stealing, and you have to steal a genuine product, isn't it, this stealing a copycat machine, do you think this is what is going on, oops, big brother, how can that scum even steal a cultural person like you, as soon as I hear your voice, I think you are the red sun!"
Su Xuan, the animal, spoke in a set way, and Brother Dong's face was blue and white, and the turtle grandson who was scolded by this animal could only cater to it.
"What my brother said is, hey, brother, you said that this thief is really this year, and I also stole my mobile phone, brother, I'm a person, I am more nostalgic, and that mobile phone was given to me by my wife, you said that if I lose it, then what will my old skin think!"
This Dongzi feels that the most important thing for him now is to know and reason, and to move with affection, and in the chat just now, Su Xuan was a wife who wanted to punish him for kneeling on the keyboard, and the right one was going to be beaten, making him a strict wife, so this Dongge began to play the sympathy card, and made himself a strict wife, so that there was a common prophecy.
"Oh, big brother, it turns out that you are also a strict wife, what a brother in distress, I have a feeling of hating to see you late with my eldest brother, big brother, if you come to my side, I will invite you to dinner!"
Su Xuan looked very excited, and Brother Dong was excited in his heart, and said in his heart that this fool seems to be really a fool, this time he is really lucky.
"Well, next time, brother, you are really a good person, by the way, brother, see if you can return my mobile phone to me, you think, this is sent by my wife, if you lose it, my wife will make trouble with me, and then divorce, what can I do, I still have two children at home, they are all flowers of the motherland, if this is because of the divorce, my two children's hearts will definitely be hit You say yes, if this is hit, it will be depressed and unhappy. ”
"Yes, yes, this child is the flower of the motherland, the future successor, can't hurt, can't hurt, but big brother, I, I bought it for a thousand yuan, that dead liar lied to me and said that it was genuine, I was really angry, listen to what you just said, this new one is only eight hundred, oops, you say, this, this ......"
Su Xuan felt that he was going to laugh at this moment, and said in his heart, oh my God, this liar really has a personality.
And Brother Dong is crazy for a while, his heart is special, Lao Tzu obviously accepted five hundred from you, when did he accept one thousand from you.
"Didn't you just say five hundred?"
Brother Dong asked weakly, his heart was dripping blood, his heart was special, this fool wouldn't be playing with me.
"Yes, I didn't say five hundred, big brother, you don't know, my heart was dripping blood at the time, you said that I was two thousand a month, I spent a thousand yuan to buy a mobile phone, I originally wanted to buy a real apple, and then give my daughter-in-law a happy and happy, but I didn't expect it to be fake, you said it was really hurtful." ”
Su Xuan looked like I was very hurt, and everyone had an urge to hit his head to death, and he said in his heart that this guy wouldn't really have amnesia.