Chapter Ninety-Five: Framing Kars
Everyone was dumbfounded by Kars's eloquent talk, and Long Wu was also confused.
"You say, you want to marry me?" Long Wu pointed to herself.
Kars looked at the Dragon Dance with affectionate eyes, "Dragon Dance Princess, I hope you accept my love, my love for you, like an eternal star, shines only for you!"
"What do you like about me? Can't I change it?" Long Wu was speechless, did he call himself early to disgust himself?
As for the sweet words that Kars had prepared for a long time, she had long been immune, and her cousin didn't know how much to say to her, and it was much better than what Kars had said.
Everyone was laughed at by the words blurted out by the second princess, and some military attachés laughed without hesitation.
Kars was also at a loss by Long Wu's sudden rhetorical question, and said truthfully: "I like the second princess's liveliness, delicateness, nobility and elegance, and I hope the second princess is willing to marry me!"
Long Wuyu held his forehead with his hand, crying and laughing.
She couldn't change it, and she also confirmed that Kars was a fool and couldn't hear the meaning of his refusal.
"Your Majesty the Respected Holy King, I have prepared a large number of dowry gifts, and I hope Your Majesty will accept it and allow me to marry the second princess!" Kars looked at Long Jingtian expectantly, completely unaware of the awkward atmosphere around him.
"What to marry, Kars, do you know what happened to you!" Mu Yu happened to enter the main hall, and when he heard Kars's bold words, he became dissatisfied.
When Kars saw Mu Yu, his face turned red, "What did I do? Don't talk nonsense!"
"Cut!" Mu Yu looked disdainful, gently patted the jade hand of his second cousin, and said to Kars: "Kars, the woman you insulted came to our Mu Mansion to complain, you can't deny it!"
The officials in the main hall looked at Mu Yu with strange eyes, and went to Mu Mansion to complain?
Kars's face turned pale, "You don't want to spew blood, I won't do such a thing!"
Mu Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned to Long Jingtian and said, "Uncle......"
Under Long Jingtian's threatening eyes, Mu Yu immediately changed his words:
"Wise and martial, admired by all the people, once the ancient times came out, the world's unparalleled great virtue and great mercy, and the merits are immeasurable, Your Majesty the Holy King, I brought witnesses here!"
Everyone was shocked, looking at Mu Yu, who was shameless and patting his uncle's ass, he was worthy of being a peerless genius who came out once in 10,000 years, and they were far from being able to match this ability!
Long Jingtian looked satisfied and nodded, "Pass!"
A woman with fluffy hair and a pale yellow dress nervously walked in and knelt on the ground.
"The people's daughter, Pan Lianlian, has seen His Majesty the Holy King. ”
Mu Yu gave Pan Lianlian a reassuring look, which made her secretly relieved.
Everyone looked at Pan Lianlian who was kneeling on the ground, their eyes were strange, this was a legendary figure that everyone had heard of.
"Hmph, Kars, what else do you have to say, you won't know the victim, right?" Mu Yu was secretly refreshed in his heart, he still wanted to marry his cousin Long Wu, go dream!
Kars's face turned pale, and he thought to himself: I obviously gave her a large sum of money to seal her mouth, how could this be?
For the sake of the Dragon Dance Princess, he can only die and refuse to admit it.
"Who is she? I haven't seen her at all! You're slandering!"
Mu Yu gave Pan Lianlian a look, it's time to start your performance!
Pan Lianlian received instructions, pointed at Kars, and instantly cried:
"Woo woo, you forcibly dragged yourself into the room last night, to other people like this and that, even regardless of other people's feelings, made them half dead, almost unable to get out of bed, I tell you, everyone may have been pregnant by you, you can't be irresponsible!"
Kars almost vomited blood, "You talk nonsense, I don't know you at all!"
Pan Lianlian's face was really like this, and she cried and said, "I knew that a rich kid like you would definitely not admit it, so I stole your inner inside when I was leaving!"
As she spoke, Pan Lianlian took out a pair of red boxers in her arms.
"This is the evidence, do you still want to deny it?"
When Kars saw the boxers in Pan Lianlian's hand, he was furious, his face turned from blue to red, and then from red to white, his mouth sprayed blood, and he fainted to the ground!
"Huh?" Pan Lianlian looked at Mu Yu with a bewildered expression: Young Master Mu, he fainted, how can I continue acting?
"Ahem!"
Mu Yu turned to Long Jingtian, with an expression that I am Kars's good brother, and I will make the decision for Kars, and said: "Your Majesty the Holy King, in view of the fact that the person concerned fainted, and Pan Lianlian was unwilling to marry Kars, I think it is okay to give Pan Lianlian enough compensation!"
"Didn't Kars bring a lot of gifts? I think those compensation would be good for Pan Lianlian!"
Long Jingtian couldn't help but laugh at Mu Yu's self-directed and self-acting, he knew what the situation was as soon as he guessed, after all, Mu Yu was the nephew he watched grow up.
Long Jingtian: "Okay, then those gifts outside should all be Karls's compensation for Pan Lianlian, I don't know if Miss Pan is willing?"
"Yes, willing!" Pan Lianlian looked surprised.
She came all the way, and she had already seen the long queue of gifts, but she couldn't imagine that they were all her own now!
Pan Lianlian looked at Mu Yu with a grateful face, and even licked her lips.
"Ah, Mu Ershao is such a good person, it would be even better if I could sleep with Mu Ershao for one night!"
Mu Yu saw Pan Lian looking at him like a lotus idiot, and he couldn't wait to slap him to death.
Saint King Long Jingtian instructed the guards to send Kars back, and at the same time carried all the gifts to Pan Lianlian's house before the discussion began again.
It's just that almost all the officials laughed croakingly, it was too uncomfortable!
Mu Yu gave his uncle a look, pulled his second cousin and walked out of the hall.
As soon as he came out of the main hall, Long Wu threw himself into Mu Yu's arms and laughed coquettishly.
Mu Yu hugged her cousin, and her hands naturally pressed on the buttocks.
"Cousin, you're so bad, you actually played Kars like that, hahaha, no, no, no, I'm dying of laughter!" Long Wu lay in Mu Yu's arms, trembling with laughter.
Mu Yu rubbed his cousin's buttocks, looking proud: "That's what he deserves!" Hmph, he even wants to marry his cousin, think too much!"
Long Wu laughed, "Cousin, let's go to my room, cousin will reward you well!"
Mu Yu's heart was about to move, but he had just signaled to his uncle that he couldn't let him go, so he could only refuse his cousin very helplessly.
"Cousin, I have something important to tell my uncle, and I'll look for you later?"
Long Wu looked puzzled: "What important things can you tell your father?"
In Long Wu's heart, the important thing for his cousin is not to bully that beautiful girl, or on the way to bully the beautiful girl, what else can be important?
Mu Yu laughed: "Cousin, I want to discuss with my uncle about marrying you home!"
Long Wu glanced at Mu Yu coquettishly, and said seductively: "Cousin, that cousin will go back to the room and wait for you first, cousin will wash up, strip naked and wait for you to come!"
After speaking, Long Wu kissed Mu Yu, laughed and ran away.
Mu Yu swallowed his saliva, and couldn't wait to release his uncle's pigeon and run to make love with his cousin.
After lowering his anger slightly, Mu Yu walked to the imperial study and waited for his uncle.
The palace is his home, Mu Yu can trespass at will, can his uncle have opinions? Mu Yu dared to teach his aunt Mu Ling'er to let his uncle kneel on the washboard!
After waiting for a long time, Long Jingtian walked in.
Who told those officials to laugh all at home, they can only be disbanded first, and then discussed tomorrow, anyway, important matters have been dealt with.
"Say, Yu'er, what's the matter?" Long Jingtian looked puzzled, not knowing what his nephew had signaled to him.
Mu Yu looked serious: "Uncle, what I will say in a moment may make you very uncomfortable, even restless, frightened, jumping, and fainting to the ground......"
"Stop!" Seeing that Mu Yu was more and more outrageous, and even said that he might be scared to death when he heard it, Long Jingtian had a headache.
"Okay, okay, if it really scares me, I'll give you the piece of land you've coveted for a long time!"
Mu Yu was pleasantly surprised, he had always wanted to build a private city!
A businessman who doesn't want to be a city lord is not a good cultivator, he really wants to experience the addiction of a city lord, but there are too many things that need to be spent, and he is still in the preparation stage, but he will cheat his uncle's land first!
So Mu Yu told his uncle about the problem of forbidden immortal prison.
Long Jingtian was frightened, and stammered: "No, it's impossible, how, how is it possible!"
This problem is too serious, and if it is a little worse, the world will be in chaos.
"Uncle, this is the case, you can do it yourself!, but I think it's best to contact other countries, even the predecessors of Tianyuan, and concentrate your strength to make meritorious contributions in one fell swoop, otherwise the consequences will be very serious if you let the people of the Immortal Alliance scatter!"
Long Jingtian sighed and said so, but it was not easy to say.
The abyss is now in full swing, and the United States of Mengqi is also in civil strife, as for the other beastman empire, they are too closed, except for selling a batch of materials on a regular basis and selling some slaves in exchange for the resources they need, they basically don't have much contact with the outside world, and they are even more xenophobic than the elven forest, and it is not easy to let them contribute.
Hey, I can only let it go first, as if I don't know, slowly accumulate strength, and give them an unexpected surprise.
"What's the problem?" Long Jingtian was a little scared when he saw that Mu Yu was still there.
"Ahem, uncle, there's nothing wrong with that, but I want to tell you. ”
"The Immortal Alliance intends to forcibly open an abyss of destruction within the territory of the Dragon Empire and let them storm in, and you have to keep those armies ready to be ready at any time. ”
Long Jingtian had a headache, "Can't you bring good news?"
"Hey, uncle, do you even know that I have another good news? Let me tell you, it turns out that the civil strife in the United States of Mengqi is due to the secret realm of the law, and I heard that if people obtain the godhead on the four Heavenly God Trees, the United States may be destroyed, and there is one less competitor, aren't you very happy?"
"Get out!" Long Jingtian roared, eager to slap this nephew who brought three bad news.
"Hehe, uncle, then you can figure it out yourself, I won't bother you, and remember to send the land deed to Mufu. Mu Yu waved his hand and left.
"You go by the way to inform the Marquis of Dingguo and let him be ready at any time, you may need him to go to the border to stabilize the morale of the army. Long Jingtian said to Mu Yu who was leaving.