Chapter 63: The Pig in the Heart
At this moment, Li Mengnan had already drunk ten dozen beers, to be exact, he should have absorbed and then evaporated ten dozen beers.
The beer he poured did not all reach his stomach, most of the beer was opened by him and turned into sweat.
Otherwise, if so much beer went down, his stomach would have turned into a water balloon.
"Brother Nan, don't you feel the urge to urinate after drinking so much wine?" Xiaojuan said curiously.
"I have a good kidney, and I don't want to pee, why do you want to help me pee?" Li Mengnan said with a smile.
"Brother Nan, you are really the first strange person I have seen in ancient and modern times, although the degree of these beers is low, but you have drunk so many bottles, if you convert it into liquor, it will be at least ten catties! Are you the reincarnation of the god of wine?" said another little sister in surprise.
"What kind of reincarnation of the god of wine! I am the reincarnation of the god of wine! Not to mention beer, even if it is white wine, black wine, red wine, and blue wine, as long as it is wine, I can drink it without mistake! I am not drunk after a thousand cups!" Li Mengnan said with a smug face.
"Hmph, bragging!" Tan Yijie said angrily.
"Huh, Grandma Tan, when did I brag? I sneered because I had capital, I had drunk even ten dozen bottles of wine, and you were still two bottles short of ten bottles! I see that you are not only poor in terms of alcohol, but also in terms of wine!" Li Mengnan suddenly sneered.
Tan Yijie couldn't stand the anger, so she picked up the remaining two bottles of wine with her left and right hands at the same time, and poured them into her mouth while learning from Li Mengnan.
"Gollum...... cough cough ...... "Before she drank half of it, Tan Yijie's throat couldn't bear the stimulation and spit it out on the spot."
"Hey, how can you learn the tricks of the god of wine, are you okay?" Li Mengnan said with concern when he saw this.
Tan Yijie hadn't drunk a few bottles yet, but her throat was stimulated just now, let alone a bottle, she couldn't drink even a sip.
"I'm fine! don't worry about it! I'll lose!" Tan Yijie said unwillingly.
"First sister, you didn't lose unjustly! Anyone who comes to compare with Nan Gebi can't drink him!"
"Yes, first sister, you lost gloriously! Brother Nan is the god of wine!"
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The little sisters immediately gathered around to comfort her, but their words of comfort really made Tan Yijie not listen very well, because they were all towards Li Mengnan.
"One of you has two Nan brothers, and Nan Ge is short, you will simply follow your Nan Ge in the future, don't follow me!" Tan Yijie suddenly said in her breath.
They think about it very much, but the first sister usually treats them well, and they are not the kind of people who are ungrateful and ungrateful.
Immediately, the little sisters hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, first sister, we worship Brother Nan, and we are true love for you, first sister, we have to ...... with you."
Tan Yijie just glanced at everyone and didn't speak.
At this moment, Li Mengnan said with a smile: "Grandma Tan, since you admit defeat, should you fulfill your promise?"
"Hmph, it's a big deal, I won't call you a big dirty turtle in the future!" Tan Yijie snorted and said.
"Yo, are you going to break your word in front of your little sisters? You just said you lost, and you can call me anything. Li Mengnan said proudly.
"You...... What do you want me to call you?" Tan Yijie's heart suddenly tightened, this guy calls his wife when he sees a beautiful woman, doesn't he want me to call him husband?
"Naturally, it's ......" Li Mengnan grinned, and was about to say those two words, but was suddenly intercepted by Tan Yijie.
"I won't agree to call you husband......! I already have a sweetheart!" Tan Yijie said hurriedly.
Nani? You have a sweetheart who cares about me! My own wife hasn't finished yet! You just want to come and intervene?
"How could I possibly let you call me husband? I asked you to call me cousin-in-law!" Li Mengnan hurriedly corrected.
As soon as she heard this, Tan Yijie was suddenly shocked, her face was completely lost, and she couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground and get into it directly.
"You...... You...... I'd rather call a pig my husband than call you my husband!" Tan Yijie said angrily.
"As long as you don't call me husband, you can call whoever you like, by the way, is your sweetheart a pig?" Li Mengnan asked casually.
"Li Mengnan, you are a pig! You can't insult him! You have good martial arts, good medical skills, good drinking, I don't deny this, but you are vulgar and shameless, compared to my sweetheart, you are far behind!" Tan Yijie said angrily.
Yo he! How dare you compare me to your sweetheart pig!
"You said that I am far worse than your heart pig, so what can you tell me about your heart pig?" Li Mengnan asked.
"You're a pig! Don't insult him! He looks like a jade tree, handsome, and he is as careful as a hair, considerate and gentle, can make a peerless dish, is a quiet beautiful man, you and him, there is no comparison at all!" Tan Yijie reprimanded.
Tan Yijie has never met the mysterious chef, but in order to belittle Li Mengnan, she has no choice but to judge people with dishes, imagining out of thin air, and saying it in a good way.
"You have never eaten the dishes I have cooked, have you never eaten the dishes I have cooked!
"Hmph! My sweetheart casually showed his hands in Aunt Wang's restaurant today, and with a few home-cooked ingredients, he made a peerless delicacy of the Manchu and Han banquets!"
However, as soon as Tan Yijie's words came out, Li Mengnan was stunned.
Rub it! Dare to love Tan Yijie's heart pig is herself? Could it be that the dish on the table was eaten by Tan Yijie? Do you want to be like this? What a wrong! What a wrong!
Seeing that Li Mengnan suddenly turned into a bitter gourd face, Tan Yijie thought that the blow to Li Mengnan had worked, and she was even proud, and continued to boast: "My sweetheart can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, and beat hooligan......s!
"You're not going to fall in love with him, are you?" Li Mengnan continued to ask with a bitter face.
"Of course, I must love such a good man, I thought he had a little fly in the ointment before, but compared to you, these fly in the ointment are also great advantages......" Seeing Li Mengnan like that, Tan Yijie thought that he must have suffered a blow, and then she just said comfortably.
Seeing Tan Yijie's complacent appearance, Li Mengnan's heart suddenly twitched violently.
No, she must not be allowed to know that she is her sweetheart!
Seeing that Aunt Wang hasn't betrayed herself yet, she must bribe Aunt Wang to let her continue to hide things when she turns around!
"Yes, yes, he is full of advantages, he is the number one handsome person in the universe who is super invincible, I am ashamed of myself!