After three rounds of drinking, I was five points drunk, and I was much more honest than me, and I couldn't speak even more.

When we came out of this food stall, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and a half moon had climbed to the western sky, the night sky was deep blue, the moonlight was sprinkled on the ground, and the buildings, trees, and cars not far away were covered with a thin veil.

An Zheng walked up and shook three times, he was not much drunk than me, after all, I didn't drink much, I kept supporting him, for fear that he would fall.

An Zheng shook off my arm unappreciatively and stammered, "Go, go away...... I, I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, believe it or not......"

"I can't stretch my tongue straight, and I dare to say that I'm not drunk?" I muttered, walked to the side of the road, stopped a taxi, pulled the door and said, "Please get in the car......!

An Zheng took a space step, not in a hurry to get into the car, but held on to the car door, leaned his body weight on the car door, looked at me fixedly, drunk and said, "Go slowly......! The flowers I bought for Shanshan are still in my car, you, go get them......"

It seemed that he was not really drunk, and remembered that we had bought flowers, so I ran back to his car and hugged two or two bouquets of flowers.

When he returned to the side of the road, the taxi had already left, but An Zheng was still sitting on the side of the road.

"Where's the car?" I asked, striding over to him.

"Damn!" An Zheng scolded drunkenly, "Seeing that Lao Tzu drank too much, I was afraid that I would vomit in his car, and this grandson ran ......away."

"Come on, then it seems that the only way to go back is to walk, let's go!" I pulled him to his feet, then held two bouquets of flowers in one hand and helped him forward with the other.

He pushed me away again and said, "Don't worry, I said that if I wasn't drunk, I wasn't drunk, and it would be absolutely impossible for the wine to put me upside down, unless I got drunk first." ”

"Yes, yes, you're not drunk, but my brother, can you please stop taking a space walk? Do you think you're Michael Jackson?"

"Haha! How do you know? My idol back then was Michael Jackson, and I really knew how to walk in space...... Look at it, I'll show you. ”

"Take it easy!"

I hurriedly stepped forward to help him, but he pushed back, glared at me and said, "Brother Xiang, you, do you say that we are brothers?"

"Nonsense! You call me Brother Xiang, isn't it a buddy or what?" I thought to myself, is it so ridiculous that I was drunk that day?

An Zheng waved his hand and said vaguely: "Then I'm going to go to the viaduct today to take a space walk, if it's a brother, don't stop me......"

"Okay, okay, you can vent to your heart's content! I'm going to sacrifice my life with a gentleman today, and I'm going to die together!" I shook my head and sighed.

"How do you say that? Woman, a woman is a person who pleases herself...... Taxi, Shiwei, why did Shishi come...... Ouch!"

When An Zheng turned around to ask me, he didn't pay attention to the street lamp in front of him, and hit his head on the street lamp, screaming in pain, holding his head with one hand, and kicking the street lamp with one foot.

Bang dang!

"Ouch!"

An Zheng screamed again, and immediately squatted on the ground, and I laughed and said, "If you don't die, you won't die!"

"Laugh, laugh at your uncle!" he took off his shoes and threw them at me.

I quickly reached out and grabbed the shoes he threw over, then pretended to be a mobile phone, picked it up and said, "Hey, is ......it Song Qingshan?"

Before he finished speaking, An Zheng ran over to me, immediately snatched his shoes from my hand, and at the same time held them to his mouth and said: "Shanshan, you listen to my explanation, it's not like this, it's ......."

An Zheng reacted to this, and then glared at me and said, "Xiang Nan, you fucking play with me!"

"Ouch! I'm laughing...... Hey, Shanshan, listen to me...... Haha!" I laughed unsteadily, crouched on the ground, and sneered at the tone he had just spoken.

"Mom, it's a brother, is there a brother like you?" An Zheng scolded angrily, put on his shoes and continued to stagger forward.

At the same time, I chased after him, joke to joke, and I had to help him to keep walking.

An Zheng didn't really get angry, we just walked on the sidewalk step by step, one foot high and one foot shallow.

An Zheng roared Wang Feng's lyrics hoarsely: "I want to be as free as a dream, as strong as the sky, on this tortuous and winding road, to experience the meaning of life, I want to be as free as a dream, as tolerant as the earth, and light up the light of life on this arduous and exiled road......"

The people who passed by looked at us as if they were neurotic, and I didn't feel ashamed at all, this is youth, this is the vulgar youth.

The lights of the city were shining, and the night breeze was blowing, blowing our hair like a mess.

I don't know how far I've walked like this, it doesn't seem to have gone far, but it seems like I've walked for a long time.

An Zheng was finally a little tired, and he stopped singing loudly, and the night breeze blew his hair and alcohol away, and his expression gradually calmed down, and he seemed to be a lot more sober.

At a sparsely populated intersection, there is an elm forest on both sides of the intersection, and at the end of the forest is a factory area, with rows of chimneys towering into the sky, spraying billowing smoke day and night......

An Zheng jumped into the elm forest in two steps, untied the belt and began to release water on the forest, and I also walked to his side and took out my "weapon" at the same time, aimed at several swarthy tree trunks in front of me, and strafed.

The sound of "rustling" was particularly loud in this silent night.

We craned our necks and looked at the night sky, our bodies shaking a few times from time to time, and our mouths emitting a pleasant "whoa, whoa, whoa" sound.

"Wow! look! Meteor ......" An Zheng suddenly pointed to the vast starry sky and shouted like a child.

A meteor was streaking across the sky, lighting up half of the night sky.

"Holy! ......" I screamed as I followed the meteor.

Two men who are almost sixty years old together are hiding in this elm forest to watch the shooting stars!

I reached out and patted An Zheng's shoulder and said, "Quick, make a wish, it can be fulfilled!"

Before I could finish my sentence, An Zheng suddenly jumped up, looked down at his trouser leg, and exclaimed, "Hey, hey...... Are you mistaken!!Pee my pants!"

I glanced down and couldn't help but laugh out loud, laughing so hard that I couldn't even straighten my waist.

An Zheng furrowed his eyebrows and said angrily: "You are still laughing! Why don't you hurry up and find me a tissue!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I went off! This is a mistake, it's a pure accident!" I tried to hold back my laughter, put away my "weapon", and hurriedly took out the paper and handed it to him.

An Zheng wiped all the packets of paper, then lowered his head and sniffed it again, and immediately made a "vomit" appearance.

I said, "As for it?"

"You sniff, sniff, sniff, you kid definitely have a prostate, what does this smell like!" An Zheng said with a disgusted face.

"Okay, okay, this is my child's urine, not only can cure diseases, but also exorcise demons and evil spirits, my urine is more expensive than 'Remy Martin', I don't give it to ordinary people, you can be content!haha......" I reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said.

"Damn! I see that you can't pee when you're three years old!

I dodged, but inadvertently threw myself into a car that had just passed by the side of the road, the window of which happened to be open, and An Zheng threw it into it so accurately.

We were both stupid, and just watched the red BMW stop not far in front of us, and then a pair of slender legs stepped out of the car......