Text Chapter 579 Stupid son blind date

Blind date.

What a distant word for a prodigal son.

Brother Ono is not only a prodigal son who has never lacked women around him, but also the director of the special investigation office with a lot of power. It's ridiculous to put this kind of thing on him. But when he heard Chen Miao say that this was her stupid son, he immediately accepted Second Sister Chen's arrangement as if he had fallen into the evil spirit.

In a small restaurant on the street, Li Muye sat next to Chen Miao.

"What exactly do you want to do?" Brother Ono asked while Zeng Baofeng was out on the phone.

"Worry about your life's work. Second Sister Chen looked at Brother Xiao Ye with a smile, and there were a few clear crow's feet next to her beautiful Danfeng eyes, which was actually a little playful.

"You're almost done, pretending to be kidnapped in front of me tossed me enough, why is this getting worse?" Li Muye scratched his head and asked, "Also, how long have you known this Zeng Baofeng, how come you are so familiar with it?"

Chen Miao put away her smile, pursed her mouth, tilted her head to look at Li Muye, did not answer Brother Xiaoye's question directly, looked at it for a while, and asked, "Little rabbit cub, tell me honestly why you listen to me so much?"

Li Muye said expressionlessly: "I lack maternal love, can I succeed?"

Chen Miao's expression was relieved, nodded, and said, "Cheng, whatever you want, I'll see what tricks you can come up with." He added: "The old monk said that you are not small, even he can't lower you, according to him, your wings are really hard, I still want to manipulate you like before, it is no longer possible, in this case, why do you still want to follow?"

Li Muye said: "I lack maternal love, so I want to recognize you as a mother, and I will do whatever you ask me to do." ”

"I'll let you leave the Special Investigation Office and give up your position!" Chen Miao suddenly became serious and said.

"That's it. Li Muye simply refused: "You are tired, it's time to rest, although you still look like a thirty-year-old girl, Brother A Hui and I both know how you have come over the years, you should retire or retire." ”

Chen Miao at least didn't take Brother Xiaoye's compliments seriously at least on the surface, sneered hey, and said: "Little rabbit cub, don't say that you are a conditional godson, even if it is my own, don't want to interfere in my life." He added: "You like acting, right, okay, I'll accompany you to play this mother and son well, and see how much you can endure it." ”

Li Muye straightened his collar, sat there in a proper manner, and said, "From today on, I will be your stupid son." ”

Chen Miao's eyebrows frowned slightly, looking at the young Jianghu hero beside him, if he hadn't created it himself, and he knew his past experience well, maybe he would have been moved by his bear appearance.

Zeng Baofeng came back with the phone, sat on the opposite side, shook the phone in Chen Miao's hand, and said with a smile: "Sister Chen, you wait a minute, my daughter is going to work, I have to ask for leave first, and I will come over in a while." When he spoke, he was still staring at Li Muye, obviously very satisfied with Brother Ono's appearance.

Chen Miao said with a smile: "We live in the neighborhood, this is fate, your children still helped me on the day I moved, they are good children at first glance." ”

Zeng Baofeng said: "Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, they should be, at first we thought you lived alone, but I didn't expect you to have such a handsome son." ”

Chen Miao said: "What's the use of being handsome, it's not interesting and disobedient, it's almost thirty years old, and the stupid can't even talk about a girlfriend, it's too worrying." ”

Zeng Baofeng turned to look at Li Muye, looked at him lovingly, and asked, "What a good young man, are you in your twenties this year?"

Li Muye was talking nonsense, and said slowly: "Twenty-seven." ”

Zeng Baofeng said: "Oh, two years older than my eldest daughter. Then he turned to Chen Miao and said: "Sister Chen, you see that your family is really good-looking, let's take the two of us for example, I am forty-seven, you are ten years older than me, let's stand together, others say that I am older than you, my mother is beautiful, and my son is so handsome, you see that his nose and ears are exactly the same as yours." ”

This girl is obviously a master with a long tongue and a big mouth, and the eyes of that snack are all on her mouth. Speaking of words, I can't go up to the village, I can't go to the store, and I can't talk endlessly.

"You've seen our girl, it's not ugly, to say the least. Zeng Baofeng continued: "I haven't told you where she works. ”

Chen Miao smiled and said, "I've seen that kid, it's really good-looking, it's a little fat, but he has a very good personality." "My mother is worthy of being a veteran agent, and she quickly entered the role and began to bargain like a bargaining mode, half-brightly and half-darkly pointing out the shortcomings of other people's daughters.

Li Muye forcibly suppressed the urge to ask how fat he was, and accompanied him with a smiling face like a silly boy on the side.

Zeng Baofeng still confidently continued to talk to herself: "My daughter works at the Gyeongju Hotel, she graduated from a junior college, worked there for four years, and is now a floor manager, with a monthly salary of more than 5,000 yuan, and our family still has a few sets of houses divided into demolition ......"

Chen Miao looked at Brother Xiao Ye narrowly and reminded: "Son, your aunt Zeng is talking to you, why don't you introduce your own situation?"

Brother Ono has experienced this battle, except for complaining in his heart that this mother is too torturous, he doesn't know what to say. At this time, I secretly regretted that I watched less Korean dramas on weekdays, and it was precisely when the drama was used that I hated less. Li Muye complained bitterly in his heart, but his face was more shy and hesitant.

Zeng Baofeng said: "Yo, this kid is still embarrassed, this young man is as delicate as a big girl." Half of this sentence is a compliment, but the other half hides a little doubt. Obviously wondering if there is something wrong with Brother Ono's IQ.

Li Muye's current spiritual cultivation is preoccupied, and he can hear the sound of underground rats chatting, but at this moment, he seems to be completely deaf. Wooden clay sculptures sat there motionless. People smirked when they saw it. Zeng Baofeng smiled and muttered in his heart.

Chen Miao's hand quietly stretched out from under the table, pinched on the outer muscles of Li Muye's thigh, and said angrily, "You are talking." ”

The great master is also flesh and blood, Chen Miao's hand strength is not small, Brother Xiao Ye was pinched and grinned, gasped, and hurriedly said: "Ah, that, Aunt Zeng, what about me, I didn't study well when I was a child, I scored zero in every exam, and I couldn't keep up until I graduated from middle school, and then my parents thought I could eat, and then I went out to work, learned some crafts, and I have been working all these years, and our family is the two of us, anyway, I am quite poor." ”

Zeng Baofeng obviously showed a look of surprise, listening to Li Muye's words was normal, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said without concealing his mouth: "Ouch, I really didn't expect this, your mother is a university professor!"

Chen Miao deliberately smeared Brother Xiao Ye and said: "A university professor can't change a person's innate IQ, otherwise how can I say that he is a stupid son." ”

Zeng Baofeng looked at Brother Xiao Ye again, looked at it for a while and asked, "What kind of craft did the young man learn?"

Li Muye didn't think about how to deal with it at all, he was stunned for a while, and suddenly looked up and saw the billboard of a technical school erected outside the restaurant, and said with an idea: "I studied excavators." ”

Zeng Baofeng frowned when he heard this, and said without yin or yang: "Okay, if you have a craft, you won't be hungry." He added: "Auntie has always been straightforward, if you want to know anything, just ask, how much salary do you pay a month for this job?"

"More than two thousand. Li Muye said a number that he thought was relatively small.

That's not an attractive number. Zeng Baofeng's face suddenly lengthened, and he asked again, "Did your family buy you a car?"

Chen Miao said: "With his IQ, he can't even understand the excavator, and he dares to buy him a car? Besides, I still have a mortgage that has not been repaid, how can I have the conditions to buy him a car." ”

Zeng Baofeng asked again: "If your son gets married, does he have a house?"

Li Muye glanced at Second Sister Chen, there was a hint of a smile on the corner of her lips, and she couldn't help but smile, obviously deliberately looking at herself to be embarrassed.

"Auntie, let me tell you this, I have a good face, and there is no merit left. Li Muye wanted to end this matter quickly, and said with a big tongue: "My mother is in a hurry to kick me out." ”

Zeng Baofeng's face was even more ugly, and said: "Although our family is on the outskirts of the city, but our children also grew up eating commercial grain, maybe your mother has also heard that our children's father made some mistakes and went in, but that is his own business, and we have cut off contact with him......"

Chen Miao said: "Sister Xiao Zeng, what do you mean by this?"

Zeng Baofeng was dissatisfied: "Professor Chen, don't blame me for speaking directly, as far as your child's condition is concerned, it doesn't matter in the past, but it can't be put now, there is nothing, there seems to be a problem with the head, are you embarrassed to introduce it to my daughter?"

Chen Miao's face was neither red nor white, and said: "My son has a bit of a problem with his head, but he looks good, his body is very strong, and we are not afraid of getting rich." ”

The more you talk about it, the more unpleasant it becomes. Li Muye was about to cry, this mother's ability to squeeze people is definitely better than ten Bai Wufang.

Zeng Baofeng got up and said: "It's a joke, I have three daughters and a son, what are you doing recruiting a son-in-law." With that, he went out directly with the phone.

Chen Miao got up and pretended to stay, and said vigorously, girl, don't go, let's discuss again.

Li Muye waited for her to come back, first took a bite of food for her, and said, "Do you think it's fun?"

"Why do you feel wronged?" Chen Miao said: "I'm not happy, you don't have to endure it at all, you have such a great ability, and now you have the help of nobles, and you will be at the same level as the person who has been working with me for forty years when you come in, and I can't force you now." ”

Li Muye said: "I admire you very much for finding the key to the problem as soon as you come up with foresight, but I feel that we will investigate the case and investigate the case, and I want to find out the details of Zeng Xiguo, we have a method, and the method you think is bad enough." ”

Chen Miao smiled: "You misunderstood, you are the one who investigated the case, and I came to see the excitement." ”

Li Muye said: "If you look at the excitement, you can see the excitement, what's going on today?"

Chen Miao said: "This is what you bumped into yourself and wanted to be my son, I saw that you were doing errands, so I helped you." ”

Li Muye stopped talking, and looked at Chen Miao with resentment.

Chen Miao said: "You look at me with this look, no one invited you to come, but since you took the initiative to be my son, you have to listen to me." He added: "If you want to dig out the secret of this Taiping Buddha Kingdom in Zeng Xiguo, this woman is the only clue, so you still have to chase the fat girl of the Zeng family, if you feel wronged, you can do it according to your ideas at any time, I will not leave anyone." ”

Li Muye said: "Let's investigate the case, why bother to implicate an innocent girl." ”

Chen Miao looked at her with contempt, she didn't say anything, but as if asking, "Are there any fewer innocent girls you have involved?"

"Okay, I'll try. "From the bottom of his heart, to be able to reunite with Second Sister Chen so soon, Brother Xiao Ye's heart is still happy. Naturally, I am reluctant to be separated from my own mother because of such a slightly excessive small request.

Chen Miao was really a little surprised, and couldn't understand why the unruly little rabbit cub in the past suddenly changed his temperament, and he was willing to do things that were so difficult for him. Second Sister Chen even doubted that if she sent him a fatal errand at this moment, would this kid also agree? The crux of the matter is that although this kid grew up in Lei Feng City, his consciousness has never been very good, and why did he suddenly become so obedient?

She has always been conceited and intelligent, and she is kind to people's hearts, and such an unreasonable thing must be problematic in her opinion. The more she couldn't figure it out, the more she wanted to find out the truth. staring at Brother Xiaoye, who seemed to be a little weak when he was bored eating, he secretly thought to himself: No matter what method is used, the old lady must dig out the truth from you......