Chapter 1192: The First Step of the Troubled Protoss
Chu Tianyu scoffed at Sister Fan's words, it didn't take it seriously at all, Lao Tzu still used you to teach me the rules? How old are you, sooner or later, one day Lao Tzu will set rules for you bullshit gods.
Chu Tianyu has always been a master who is not afraid of heaven and earth, it can be said that he is bold, there is nothing he dare not do, otherwise he would not have peeked at Chu Yuhe taking a bath when he went to school, peeking at the female teacher taking a bath This is a big thing, how many students dare to do it?
Even if he is caught in the Protoss now, Chu Tianyu has to swallow his anger, but he is not convinced by the Protoss, thinking in his heart that he didn't come to provoke you, you guys are good to run to provoke Lao Tzu, okay, since Lao Tzu is here, don't think about it well.
Chu Tianyu planned to be a rat poop and spoil the good porridge of the Protoss.
If the god general and the high-ranking god king could predict the future, it is estimated that they would definitely carry a sword and behead Chu Tianyu's dog. It was definitely not a wise move to bring such a restless and audacious guy as Chu Tianyu to the Protoss.
What happened to the snake clan when he was arrested? It has been completely messed up, because of the death of the martial arts competition, I don't know how many young talents in the snake clan, but also because of their fall, the rich family in the snake clan has formed a mortal enemy, the fight is a trivial matter, assassinations, sneak attacks are endless, the snake clan has become a pot of porridge, but as the patriarch of the snake clan, there is no way at all, even several elders have formed a big feud because their juniors died at the hands of each other, and they want to kill each other at the first opportunity.
It was Chu Tianyu who caused all this, and now the patriarch of the snake clan and a cadre of elders are eager to pull Chu Tianyu's skin, pump his tendons, drink his blood, and chop him up into buns to play meat buns and beat dogs.
The snake clan was plagued by Chu Tianyu like this, how could the god clan be so good? Chu Tianyu, this kid is not a good person, and the bad water in his stomach is simply bad to the family.
But now Chu Tianyu is out to look for a fight, the situation of the Protoss has not been thoroughly figured out, and he doesn't dare to be too lawless, now he is quite a high-level family first, and only with his status can he do bad things, just as the head of a small utility yard, and those with humble status are not as good as a dog raised by these maids like Sister Fan, and they can't do anything too bad.
Now Chu Tianyu wants to be hungry is to please Wu Jiayi, don't look at Wu Jiayi is a little Xiguan woman, in this huge god general's mansion is really nothing, but it also depends on who to compare with, if you compare with Chu Tianyu, the two of them are definitely the same heaven and earth, and their identities are very different.
If Wu Jiayi is good, Chu Tianyu will have a bright future, and at least he can mix an errand that is stronger than the head of the utility courtyard.
Sister Fan asked someone to bring a chair to sit there and watch this Chu Tianyu tinkering, she is just an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl in the end, usually holding the shelf of Wu Jiayi's stand-in maid, but this will see the innocent and romantic nature of Chu Tianyu's tinkering, and said softly: "What are you doing?"
Chu Tianyu said mysteriously: "Sister Fan, don't worry, you'll know in a while." ”
Chu Tianyu didn't treat Sister Fan as a nobleman, but just treated her as a little girl, so it was naturally impossible for her tone to be as respectful as Zhao Laosi, and she said it very casually.
Sister Fan was angry that Chu Tianyu had no rules, but her temper was much better than Sister Hong's, and she didn't have a seizure.
Chu Tianyu tinkered for a long time and finally finished tinkering, Sister Fan stood there and looked at this thing and felt very curious, this thing has four legs, and there is a square iron box on it, and there is an iron plate full of eyes in the iron box.
If a human from outside saw this thing, he would definitely see it at a glance, and it was clearly a kebab stove.
That's right, Chu Tianyu just made a kebab stove, and Chu Tianyu really didn't dare to take it out now, after all, this is not the princess mansion of the snake clan, but the god general's mansion of the god clan, if Chu Tianyu really told Wu Jiayi about the gambling method, and it was widely circulated, if it made the god general's mansion smoky, Chu Tianyu would definitely be pinched to death, for the sake of his own life, Chu Tianyu thought about gambling for the time being, or don't get it out.
As for other things for people to play with, they are not in a hurry to take them out at once, and they will get something delicious first, Chu Tianyu still doesn't believe that there is a girl in this world who can resist the charm of barbecue, especially the barbecue with chili peppers, this thing tastes spicy, but the spicier it is, the more I want to eat it.
In Youchu Tianyu, he didn't think that the Protoss, which had been closed for many years, would have human skewers.
Chu Tianyu really thought right, there is really no such thing in the Protoss, there is not even such a thing as stir-frying in the Protoss, it is all stews, Chu Tianyu has already learned this, these are the things he eats in the utility house, there are very few patterns, no matter what is stewed, there is really no talent in eating the Protoss, it is far inferior to the Huaxia Famous Clan's Niu Fork, no matter what it is, he can always come up with dozens of ways to eat.
The Protoss is indeed strong, but it is really not very good in satisfying the appetite and spiritual entertainment, it is no exaggeration to say that it is a group of scum, the strength is so strong, it can't eat, can't play, what's the point of living?
Chu Tianyu decided to let these earth leopards of the Protoss see the power of human beings in eating.
Chu Tianyu also knew that there was meat in the Protoss, so he asked Sister Fan to find some of everything and asked for some vegetables, while Chu Tianyu ran back to the utility yard under the guise of going back to get something, stayed in it for a while and ran over, in fact, this thing is something for barbecue such as chili noodles and cumin powder, as a foodie who will not grieve his stomach, Chu Tianyu naturally brought a lot of it in his backpack, and when he was happy that day, he grabbed some demon beasts to roast and eat, but he couldn't take out these things in front of Sister Fan, right? Chu Tianyu didn't want Sister Fan to let them know the secret of their space backpack, this was his biggest reliance, and it was also his hole card, and Chu Tianyu would definitely not show it at the critical moment.
After a while, seven or eight maids and wives arrived, these people were all from the small kitchen in Wu Jiayi's courtyard, and they were usually responsible for serving Wu Jiayi and them to eat and drink.
Chu Tianyu brought these people to let them skewer meat, there is no such thing as sheep in the Protoss, but there are a lot of strange monsters, and they also raise a lot of meat to eat, Chu Tianyu described to Sister Fan what the smell of mutton is, and Sister Fan found a piece of demon beast meat, the taste of this meat smells similar to mutton, there is a smell, so he uses this thing instead of mutton, and Chu Tianyu also plans to roast and eat all the other meat.
Under the command of Chu Tianyu, a group of maids and women began to skewer meat, they naturally looked down on Chu Tianyu, thinking that he, a lowly subordinate, could make something delicious, and they were very contemptuous of Chu Tianyu, especially a mother-in-law named Mother Song, who was in charge of the small kitchen, and said in a weird manner: "I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup the girl was poured into by your cheap thing, and she actually let your dog stuff that can't be on the table to eat, it's really unruly." ”
Chu Tianyu naturally hated itchy, but there was nothing he could do about this old thing, first, don't look at this Mother Song is a mother-in-law who manages the kitchen, but her strength is more than three million, which is stronger than Chu Tianyu, she can't beat it, what can you do with this old thing? Second, Chu Tianyu is the head of a utility courtyard after all, and it is indeed a lowly thing that can't be lowly, how can it be compared with Mother Song, who manages the kitchen in Wu Jiayi's courtyard, her identity is too far behind.
However, Chu Tianyu swore in his heart that one day he would kill this old immortal, and you dare to scold Lao Tzu for being a cheap thing, and he couldn't kill you.
The small ledger in Chu Tianyu's heart made an account for this Song mother.
However, being able to complain about Song's mother is complaining, this matter was ordered by Wu Jiayi, and she didn't dare to wait slowly.
There were many people, and the meat skewers were threaded in a short time, Chu Tianyu found charcoal and lit it, and soon began to barbecue meat in this Wu Jiayi's fairyland-like courtyard, and the smell of meat came, which made Sister Fan and other people swallow their saliva again and again, but it was precisely because of this bursts of meat fragrance that this fairyland-like courtyard seemed nondescript.
Wu Jiayi was waiting in the room in a hurry, and finally couldn't help it when she smelled the smell of barbecue, she ran out with her skirt in her hand, and as soon as she came out, she saw Chu Tianyu roasting meat there, and the fragrance came from here.
Wu Jiayi really hadn't eaten this thing, she was very curious, and she was also hungry when she was attracted by this fragrance, and she didn't care about her noble status, she shouldn't meet with a servant like Chu Tianyu, so she just ran over, and Sister Hong couldn't stop it if she wanted to, so she could only glare at Chu Tianyu, and then ran over.
Chu Tianyu smelled a fragrant wind in his nose, and subconsciously raised his eyes to see a palace beauty, this beauty was eighteen or nineteen years old, with a small melon seed face, a pair of apricot eyes, a straight nose, a very beautiful little girl, it seems that this is Wu Jiayi.
Wu Jiayi stared at the meat skewers and stretched out his hand and said, "Can you eat it?"
Chu Tianyu hurriedly said, "Right away." Then he sprinkled some cumin peppers and handed them over.
Wu Jiayi didn't rush to eat it, but watched it for a while, and then picked up a skewer and put it in her mouth, this meal immediately felt that the meat was roasted to the outside and tender inside, and when you chewed it gently, the mellow aroma of the meat mixed with a spicy taste spread in the mouth.
Wu Jiayi's little face immediately swelled red, and her forehead was also sweating, so she opened her mouth and fanned the wind with her hands again and again, obviously being spicy.
Mother Song's face immediately changed when she saw this scene, and she roared angrily: "You dog dare to harm the girl, someone will drag him down and beat him to death." ”
Chu Tianyu's face immediately changed, Damn, you old thing wants to harm me.
And at this time, several people who looked like family members had already rushed over, grabbed Chu Tianyu and dragged him away!