"You rascal, let it go!"

On a breezy morning, in a small pavilion on the campus of Mingyang University, Xiao Fan dragged the scolding Tang Shuang'er to the pavilion and sat down.

Although Tang Shuang'er seems a little pungent, her scolding vocabulary is very lacking, and the words bastard and hooligan are repeated all the way, and there is nothing else.

Sitting in the gazebo, Xiao Fan touched the sweat on his head, this girl's strength is indeed not small, if anyone wants to bow her overlord, she doesn't have a strong physique, I'm afraid that it will really be something that will not be the opposite.

"Miss, can you stop? Are you tired? I'm tired of hearing anything except hooligans and bastards. Xiao Fan grinned and rubbed his thighs, he was not kicked less along the way, and it is estimated that he was blue.

"Stop your sister! you're a bastard, you're a hooligan!" Tang Shuang'er was angry, her two small fists were clenched tightly, she felt her teeth itch, and she wanted to bite the bastard in front of her twice.

Not to mention taking advantage of himself, he still molests himself in public, and that's it, he also ruins his reputation, wife, child, why doesn't this bastard die?

The more she thought about it, the more annoyed she became, Tang Shuang'er crumpled the envelope in her hand, looked at the envelope, and her expression looked very hideous.

"Damn, this girl is crazy?" Xiao Fan felt cold all over his body when Tang Shuang'er showed a hideous expression on his face, and looked at the letter in Tang Shuang'er's hand in fear, his whole body tensed, if this girl wants to tear up the envelope, Xiao Fan has no opinion, but if she wants to see it, she must snatch it back, do everything!

"Want to get this letter back?" Tang Shuang'er's face turned hideous, revealing a standard queenly smile, "What chips are you going to use to exchange this letter back?"

Xiao Fan's eyes narrowed slightly, smiled disdainfully, and replied casually: "I still need to exchange it for useless things, it's a big deal to buy another one,"

Ulla......

"Damn, you stop me! If you tear the master again, I'll tear your clothes!"

As Tang Shuang'er tore off the corner of the envelope with bad intentions, Xiao Fan finally couldn't calm down, and suddenly jumped up to grab the letter, but was dodged by Tang Shuang'er, who had been prepared.

"If you dare! If you dare to tear my clothes, I will die with you, and you will die together! You don't want to get this letter again. ”

Tang Shuang'er's eyes were red, and the ruthlessness frightened Xiao Fan so hard that his liver fluttered and jumped, and if he didn't agree with him, he would tear off the envelope first and then find Xiao Fan's desperate posture.

The hatred in Xiao Fan's heart, why do you mess with this girl if you have nothing to do?

The epistle is not to be lost, and its contents are too important to be discovered by anyone else.

After thinking about it, Xiao Fan was also quite helpless, frowned and rolled his eyes, and asked, "Say, what conditions?"

"Hmph, now you know how powerful this girl is?" Seeing that Xiao Fan was soft, the hideousness on Tang Shuang'er's face suddenly disappeared, and she snorted triumphantly: "You not only took advantage of me, but also ruined my reputation, say, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Fan knew that it was bad the moment Tang Shuang'er's face changed. Xiao Fan, who advertises himself as an actor all day long, actually planted a heel in the hands of a yellow-haired girl, but he still has a handle in the hands of others, and he can't have a seizure.

Xiao Fan couldn't wait to put Tang Shuang'er first X and then X, and X to return X, but the situation forced Xiao Fan to tie his hands down. "Since it's all here, then I have to make a promise, let's hurry up and make a villain, so that we can prove that we are not lying. ”

"Get out!" Tang Shuang'er trembled with anger and screamed: "You bastard and hooligan plus three levels! If you talk nonsense, I will make 10,000 copies of this letter and send it to all corners of the school!"

"This letter is actually very important and cannot be leaked. Xiao Fan's face changed, he sighed, and said helplessly.

Seeing Xiao Fan's thick sword eyebrows wrinkled, Tang Shuang'er's eyes rolled, and she suddenly said loudly: "Since you don't know how to make up for me, then I have the final say." ”

Saying that, Tang Shuang'er looked at Xiao Fan with ill will, "If you promise me three requests, I will return this letter to you." ”

"Poof......" Xiao Fan almost choked to death with his own saliva, looked at Tang Shuang'er like a ghost, and said: "I said this woman, are you too deeply poisoned by watching TV dramas......?

"Shut up, you rascal, I really want to kick you to death!" Tang Shuang'er crossed her hands on her hips, her eyes churning with anger, "Do you agree? If you don't agree, I'll turn around and leave immediately! ”

For a while, the atmosphere was at an impasse again.

The quiet and hidden gazebo is the best place for couples to date, a handsome man, a beautiful woman, not only sweet words between the two, but also you and me, but also once staged a never-ending and end-of-life drama.

If it was an enemy, Xiao Fan didn't mind killing her, but against such a girl who was not an enemy, Xiao Fan couldn't make a spicy move, and after hesitating for a long time, Xiao Fan chose to compromise.

"Well, three conditions are three conditions, but I also have requirements. Xiao Fan leaned over and glanced at Tang Shuang'er, and said: "First, don't violate the law and discipline; second, don't harm others and benefit yourself, and don't harm the personal and property safety of others; third, don't harm my personal and property safety, it's within my ability." ”

"Okay, no problem. After listening to Xiao Fan's conditions, Tang Shuang'er agreed quite boldly, "You write a letter of guarantee to ensure that you have to complete the three conditions." ”

"I ......" Xiao Fan's eyes were dark, and he stumbled under his feet, why didn't he find out that this girl was as terrifying as the devil?

"Guarantee? I damn it, my reputation is as perfect as my character, you are insulting me! You can kill me, but you can't insult me! Otherwise, I will fight with you even if I don't want this letter!"

Xiao Fan's eyes were cracked, and he looked like he had been greatly wronged, and he looked so painful.

Tang Shuang'er pouted, but she didn't know how important this letter was to Xiao Fan, if she provoked this hooligan to go crazy, she couldn't win the fight, and she was afraid that she would suffer in the end.

"Well, that girl is hard to believe in your character. Tang Shuang'er made a compassionate look and bit the word "character" very hard.

Xiao Fan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the master's acting skills are not comparable to ordinary people.

"Then you can return the envelope to me now, right?" Xiao Fan stretched out his right hand, his fingers bent, and motioned for Tang Shuang'er to return the envelope to himself.

Tang Shuang'er smiled charmingly, "Of course you can." However, the first thing that comes to my mind now is that I need you to do it. ”

"......" Xiao Fan felt that dealing with this woman was definitely a more laborious and terrifying thing than fighting with seven or eight masters to the death, so he was speechless at the moment, just looked at Tang Shuang'er and motioned for her to say the first condition.

"This condition doesn't violate your three requirements, it's very simple, as long as you go to the playground and run five laps. Tang Shuang'er's voice became very gentle, with a bit of coquettishness, like a cute little girl coquettish to her sweetheart.

"It's that simple?" Although Xiao Fan enjoyed Tang Shuang'er's snorting voice very much, he still did not relax his vigilance.

"Of course...... Not really. Tang Shuang'er still smiled, and her rosy lips opened slightly: "While running, I yelled loudly, I am a bastard." ”

"You are indeed a bastard enough......" Xiao Fan was completely dumbfounded, although he already knew that this woman was ruthless, he didn't expect it to be so ruthless. With a moan in her heart, this girl is obviously putting herself to death!

"Can you change it, such as washing your underwear or something?" Xiao Fan cautiously proposed.

"If you still want this letter......" Tang Shuang'er shook her head slightly.

Xiao Fan's expression was serious, his eyes flashed, he stood up suddenly, stared at Tang Shuang'er and said slowly: "Nima!

Then, in Tang Shuang'er's vigilance and consternation, he quickly rushed out of the pavilion.

Not long after, Xiao Fan's sad and angry voice echoed in the air: "I'm a bastard!"

"Puff ......" Hearing Xiao Fan's voice full of tears without tears, Tang Shuang'er finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. "Stinky rascal, if you still want to fight me, I can't kill you!"

One lap, two laps, until five laps.

When Xiao Fan returned to the small pavilion, Tang Shuang'er was already laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, her back was against the round pillar, and the whole person almost didn't laugh.

Xiao Fan's face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and he looked a little funny.

"Laugh at your sister, why didn't you laugh to death?" Xiao Fan was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, wondering if he would kill people after he took the envelope back.

Tang Shuang'er rubbed her little belly and hummed, only stopped laughing for a while, took a long breath, and said proudly: "Fight with me, hum, now the whole school knows that you are a bastard, and you admit it yourself." ”

After speaking, regardless of Xiao Fan's reddening eyes, he threw the envelope in his hand at Xiao Fan, "Na, return the envelope to you, remember that there are two things left for me." But what's in the envelope? I seem to be interested to know. ”

"You didn't read it, did you?" Xiao Fan generally smoothed out the crumpled letter, and asked angrily.

"No, I'm not that kind of person. Tell me, what is written?" Tang Shuang'er's gossip fire was burning.

Xiao Fan rolled his eyes and didn't answer, but stood up, put the envelope close to him, turned around and walked out of the pavilion.

When Xiao Fan just walked out of the pavilion, he saw a large group of boys rushing towards the pavilion with roses in their hands.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you. Xiao Fan smiled slightly, turned back to Tang Shuang'er and said as he walked: "When I was in the playground just now, I told a few boys that Tang Shuang'er was here, as long as he sent a rose, he would go with him at night." ”

At this time, the boys had already rushed up with roses, surrounded Tang Shuang'er, whose face was darker than Xiao Fan just now, and said something.

"Chick, have a great day. Xiao Fan smiled, never looked at Tang Shuang'er and the animals surrounding her, and trotted all the way.

An angry female voice echoed through the sky: "You big bastard! I'm not done with you!"