Text Text_Chapter 657 The big market for plumbing and building materials
Chapter 657 The Great Market for Plumbing and Building Materials
"Toilet?" Pang Xuefeng was stunned when he heard it. com
"yes, the toilet. Concubine Jiang Ming smiled and continued, "Because your future mother-in-law misses her sister, so your sister only went back to accompany her for one night, but when I came back this morning, I saw that the toilet was broken so much, what the hell is going on?"
Hey, after Concubine Jiang Ming's reminder, Pang Xuefeng finally remembered it completely.
It turned out that after returning home last night, I found that Concubine Jiang Mingfei had not closed the store and arrived home as usual, but left a note at the same time as the dinner was set up on the dinner table, as Concubine Jiang Ming said just now, it was her future mother-in-law who missed her daughter, so she asked Concubine Jiang Mingfei to go back to stay with her for one night.
However, Pang Xuefeng's heart is actually very clear, where is this missing girl, eight or nine times out of ten is to use this reason to call Jiang Mingfei back, and then it must be true that he must have been doing ideological work all night so that Jiang Mingfei could "take down" herself as soon as possible.
Since Concubine Jiang Ming was no longer at home, Pang Xuefeng had no choice but to eat at home.
However, Pang Xuefeng has a habit, that is, when he has dinner at night, he must go to the "tuba", but I don't know if only Pang Xuefeng himself has this problem or all the gay men have it, that is, he can't pull it out when he sits on the toilet, and he has to have a "traditional package".
Even if there is no way for various reasons, it must be solved after squatting on both sides of the toilet, and Pang Xuefeng usually does the same, but after solving it, he will use clean paper to wipe the place he stepped on to "destroy evidence".
So as long as he is free, Pang Xuefeng has to go downstairs for a walk after dinner, and at the same time go to the public toilet on the main road to solve it.
But yesterday, it wasn't a busy day of work, and I was tired, I really didn't want to move anymore, and it happened that Concubine Jiang Ming was not at home, so I solved it at home as usual.
But maybe it's because I've stepped on it too many times, and the weight-bearing capacity has reached the limit, but when I stepped on it not long ago yesterday, the wall on the right foot was crushed by myself.
But if this is not a big deal, it is actually not a big deal, and it just so happens that Concubine Jiang Mingfei is not at home, and she has to go directly to the store the next day until she is late to come back, so Pang Xuefeng didn't take it too seriously, just thinking about waiting for the next day to wake up and go to the plumbing and building materials market to buy another one, and then let the family install it directly.
But who would have thought that he hadn't woken up yet, but Concubine Jiang Ming suddenly came back.
So after telling Concubine Jiang Ming all this as it was, Pang Xuefeng then asked very well, "Concubine, why didn't you go to the store today!"
Concubine Jiang Mingfei eased her crying and laughing emotions after learning what happened, but she still held her stomach and laughed for a long time before she said, "It's not because my sister is worried that you won't be able to eat a hot meal, so I got up early in the morning to call you and ask, but who knows that my sister can make more than a dozen calls in a row, but no one answered once." ”
"You said that my sister can not worry, what if our family, who has a yellow flower in the hall and a kitchen, is abducted by someone's eldest girl, what should I do, my sister didn't even go to the store, and rushed back non-stop. ”
"Hmph, let's say, how can I thank my sister?"
Pang Xuefeng then remembered, no wonder he didn't receive a call from Concubine Jiang Ming, it turned out that the phone was out of battery, but he immediately said to Concubine Jiang Mingfei with a hippie smile, "Then I don't need to say it, of course I want to use my body to thank Concubine Ai." ”
Saying that, Pang Xuefeng reached out to pull Concubine Jiang Ming's arm, but was dodged by Concubine Jiang Ming's giggles, "You little ruffian, don't look at when this is, hurry up and put on your clothes." ”
When Pang Xuefeng heard this, what did he mean, was there still an activity?
Jiang Mingfei said, "The toilet has been damaged by you, can you be active, I happened to have asked Xiao Duo on the phone before I came, there is nothing to do in the store today, I also took the opportunity to be lazy and rest for another day, let's go, buy a toilet." ”
Pang Xuefeng suddenly realized when he heard this, and he was right, he can wait for anything else, but only the toilet is really not waiting, you can't run downstairs one by one, if it's okay, it's okay to say, but if you encounter a diarrhea can't run or something, then you can't go out to the street.
So Pang Xuefeng took a thin blanket and wanted to get up and dress, but at this time, Concubine Jiang Ming suddenly looked at Pang Xuefeng and smiled weirdly, and then suddenly said, "Eh, don't move Xiaofeng, you see that your clothes have a thread, what kind of quality is this, I won't buy this brand next time." ”
Pang Xuefeng also subconsciously looked over with Concubine Jiang Ming's gaze, but where did he have any clothes at this time, just a pair of underwear on his body, but with Pang Xuefeng's eyesight that was far beyond ordinary people, he didn't see a single thread, and the only thing he saw was that his underwear was stretched high like a small tent at this time.
Don't look at Pang Xuefeng, who is usually flamboyant in front of Concubine Jiang Ming, and doesn't miss a chance to eat her bean curd, but when he is seen by Concubine Jiang Ming, he is really a little embarrassed.
However, when Pang Xuefeng scratched his head embarrassedly and wanted to say that there was any thread, Jiang Mingfei had already climbed out of bed, and then gently took off Pang Xuefeng's underwear.
Suddenly, an ancient artifact that vowed to stab the Heavenly Court was suddenly surrounded by a burst of warmth, and he no longer paid attention to all the grievances with the Jade Emperor Lao'er and the Western Heaven Buddha.
……
Half an hour later, Jiang Mingfei's BMW X1 was already driving on the way to the plumbing and building materials market, while Pang Xuefeng was sitting in the co-pilot's seat blowing a brisk whistle all the way.
Concubine Jiang Ming glanced at him at the time, "Look at your joy." ”
Pang Xuefeng said proudly, "Of course I am very happy to be treated by the concubine in such a grand situation!"
Concubine Jiang Ming snorted and laughed, and then said after a turn of her eyes, "Is that comfortable?"
Pang Xuefeng immediately said, "Comfortable, of course it's comfortable." ”
Jiang Mingfei asked again, "Is that cool?"
Where else can Pang Xuefeng say, and immediately replied truthfully, "Cool, it's so cool!" I have to say that Aifei's current technology is becoming more and more perfect, make persistent efforts, keep up the good work. ”
But as soon as he said this, Pang Xuefeng turned his head and said to Concubine Jiang Ming, "Aifei, then you see...... Or ...... tonight We...... What's that?"
Concubine Jiang Ming looked at Pang Xuefeng and smiled, and then said, "No problem, the shredded chicken noodles I made for you yesterday are delicious, don't worry, Sister will make you another meal tonight, and then you will go to sleep honestly after eating a person, good!"
After finishing speaking, I didn't forget to scratch Pang Xuefeng's hair twice.
Okay, last night's meal of shredded chicken noodles was so delicious, the noodle restaurants outside the community were not bad at all, and it was great to have another meal tonight...... But...... Huh? I'm going to sleep honestly by myself?
"Eh, wait, concubine, what do you mean for me to go to sleep honestly alone, what the hell does it mean?" Pang Xuefeng finally recovered a little at this time.
Concubine Jiang Ming looked at Pang Xuefeng like a little fool and said, "Let's be honest, I have to stay with your future mother-in-law for another night tonight." ”
"Ah, what's the important thing, one night is not enough to say?" Pang Xuefeng was immediately reluctant after hearing it.
However, Concubine Jiang Mingfei also snorted her cute little nose and said, "I'm also wondering, I guess it's Aunt Li next door and what kind of wind is blowing in my mother's ears, don't you know, yesterday my mother was stunned to do my ideological work and did the next two o'clock, and I yawned and still refused to stop." ”
Pang Xuefeng had already guessed something when he heard it, so he said with a wicked smile, "Let me guess, I'm afraid that our mother is urging you to dedicate yourself to your buddies again, right?"
Concubine Jiang Ming's face flushed slightly after hearing this, and then she immediately raised a small slap fakely, "Look for a beating, you little villain!"
Pang Xuefeng said with a smile, "How about it, it's still told by my buddy, in fact, if you want me to say, as long as you leave me tonight, concubine, it won't completely save you so many troubles, don't you say?"
Concubine Jiang Ming glanced at Pang Xuefeng again, but suddenly said thoughtfully, "Hmm...... Okay then, sister...... It's decided. ”
When Pang Xuefeng heard this, he immediately asked with a happy brow, "Concubine Ai has finally decided to sleep with me tonight?"
However, Concubine Jiang Ming suddenly said seriously, "Well, my sister decided to listen to your lovely mother-in-law nagging for another night today!"
When Pang Xuefeng heard it, he immediately had a black line in his head, but no matter how he could, he couldn't compete with his future mother-in-law, so he could only say helplessly, "Okay, buy more delicious food when you go, and take me to say hello to my mother-in-law!"
Looking at Pang Xuefeng's little appearance of being aggrieved but having no place to sprinkle, Concubine Jiang Ming almost laughed and leaned directly on the steering wheel, hum, little look, I'm angry with you!
While speaking, the car was about to come to the plumbing and building materials market, but when Jiang Mingfei just drove the car down the road, she saw a large group of people around the gate of the market from a distance.
"What's the matter, the gate is broken, and it's being repaired?" Jiang Mingfei immediately said to herself.
Pang Xuefeng also discovered this situation at this time, but after looking at it, he shook his head, "I don't think so, why does it feel like I'm looking around something." ”