Hello everyone, my name is Yunmo, male, 23 years old. I don't have any big ambitions, I just want to spend my life in a dull way, from elementary school to university, I play games in class every day, and play computer at night. I never studied, so my parents talked about me and educated me every day. I'm still indifferent. Now that I have graduated from college, I don't know where the future lies? I walked out of the university gate with great anxiety, got into a car worth 10 million yuan, and returned to the villa that I had spent 200 million yuan to buy and lay on the bed of 2 million yuan. Alas, you don't feel the sense of loss that you can't find the future.

I think that in the year of the college entrance examination, the day before the exam, I was desperately reviewing and practicing in the middle of the night. As a result, I didn't sleep well the next day, I didn't play well in the exam, and when the results came down, my heart was half cold, and I didn't do well in the exam. I was sad all morning. My mom comforted me.

"Kid, don't be sad, isn't it just 2 points away from the perfect score? ”

Yet I said to my mom.

"It's not this that I'm sad about, just now my online game was the first to be swiped down. ”

Now, when I think about inheriting my father's billions of family fortunes in the future, I am saddened, and you can't feel the pain of getting everything without hard work. So I decided. I turned on the computer and played two more games. (Where's my forty-meter broadsword?)

"Up, up, up. Rush them all. ”

I thought I would spend my life like this, but that day changed my life. I remember a perverted uncle with explosives on his left and torches on his right, wearing pink pants, a white shirt, SpongeBob SquarePants on his left, women's sneakers on his right, a big belly, and a Mediterranean hairstyle, broke into my house. He looked at me and smiled, lit the dynamite and blew up my house.

You probably think I was blown up!, of course not, the fortune teller has been me since I was a child. The fortune teller was right. I crawled out of the rubble myself and patted the dirt off my body. Nothing at all. So how the hell did I die, you may not believe it, I was stoned to death by a car. That's right, you read that right, not to be killed, but to be stoned. Honestly, I'm curious how the car got into the sky and how the pervert got through my house. How to explain these. (Author: It can be explained that the pervert is a computer hacker who hates the rich and hacks your home defense system and blew up your house casually.) There is also the case of a cargo plane passing by your house when the hatch accidentally opens, and a car falls from the sky and kills you. ）

When I opened my eyes again, I realized that I had come to the game world. "Qi Spirit Continent. "This is an online game developed by ✘✘ company, which has been popular in China for ten years. This game is very close to the people, you can't get good equipment if you don't rush money, and the level is a thief. What's more, the daily missions inside can't be completed without playing for 18 hours. Isn't it very close to the people. And there are also level restrictions, the maximum level is 100 for civilian players, 120 for VIP players, and 150 for VVIP players. Although my dad is a billionaire, I am not such a loser, and I directly bought a 24% stake in the game company. I remember they looked at me and couldn't speak. (Trench inhumane)

Everyone must have wondered how such a cheating game became popular in China. The reason is simple, the game currency inside can be exchanged for RMB on a pro-rata basis. Yes, that's right, it's actually a money-making game. Okay, without further ado, I'll briefly introduce the background of this game, the Qi Spirit Continent is divided into two camps, "Qi Refiner" and "Spirit Cultivator".

Qi refiner, the qi here refers to life, and refining qi is translated as refining one's own life. Qi refiners gain power by burning their own lives, so the life span of this profession is relatively short, with an average lifespan of 42 years. But the ability to learn and grow is extremely strong.

Spiritual cultivators, that is, immortal cultivators, everyone knows this. It has a long life, but it is more difficult in terms of cultivation. It is very demanding for innateness.

You must think I'm a spiritual cultivator, no, I'm a qi refiner. (Hahahaha.) Although I am a Qi Refiner, my life is not short at all. I'm also a level 150 boss, how can I not have privileges. You must know that I have also participated in the middle and late stages of this game, 42 years old is a life boundary for people below level 100, but it is ...... for people above level 100. Now, I don't know how many years I'll live now.

When I first came to this world, I thought that my life was short, so I did a lot of immoral things. For example: dragging a rich boy into a grove. That night, I pressed him to the ground, my left hand pressed his right hand, his left hand held my right hand, and I said to him affectionately.

"Being a father-in-law, what's not good, you don't have to worry about food and clothing in the palace, warm in winter and cool in summer. Serving women every day, and that aspect is once and for all, why don't you agree?"

"you, I won't let you get away with it. And how good it is to be a father-in-law, how inappropriate are you!"

"Didn't I leave you with a chance?"

I was holding the knife in my right hand, approaching little by little, while his left hand was holding my right hand tightly. We spent the night together, and he was finally moved by me and crashed to his death in a tree.

"Hahahaha, now I'm dead and see what you do. Hahahaha. "Fall to the ground.

I sighed, "I didn't expect you to die laughing." (Obviously you forced me to die!)

That year, the two armies faced each other, and war was on the verge of breaking out. For the sake of the people, I broke into the tent late at night and at night. While the enemy commander was asleep, he stole his clothes, what armor, underwear, quilts, blankets, tables. Anyway, I took all the people in the tent with me. Early in the morning, when he woke up, he could be said to be confused. The whole body is slick, and the whole handsome tent doesn't even have anything to cover. Of course, I didn't leave nothing, I left him a little cloth the size of a thumb. When he picked up the little cloth, his face was gloomy, and although I don't know what he was saying in his heart, I am sure that it was definitely rich. (Lack of Virtue)

There was also that year, the emperor of a certain country was training his troops. In order to have some color, I infiltrated the barracks and stunned the general, disguised myself as a general, and indoctrinated every soldier.

"Listen, wait until the parade, you guys are like this, and then you are like this. ”

After my indoctrination day and night, when the emperor commanded the army's drill, the soldiers of the army shouted in unison.

"Rebellion is not guilty, surrender is justified, and traitors seek glory. ”

Then they all ran to the enemy country, and the emperor spurted a mouthful of old blood on the ground, and died on the spot. (Be a man!)

I've been messing around like this for years, and I'm tired. With the money I saved, I bought a house and prepared to spend the rest of my life in peace. (Wait, where did the money come from) stayed at home for a year, the money was almost spent, and looking at the rest of the savings, I could only sigh. There is only one mountain of gold left for the poor, alas, how should I live in the future!

As the days passed, I ate, slept and slept at home, and in the blink of an eye, 50 years passed. Well, that's not right! Isn't the lifespan of a Qi Refiner only 42 years? When I realized that my lifespan was more than 100 years, I started to waste again. embarked on a road of no return. In just ten years, my reputation has spread all over the Qi Spirit Continent, and it can be said that women and children know it.

The general of a certain country saw me.

"Run, I don't want to be a father-in-law, I'm all sloppy. ”

The emperor of a country or the suzerainty of a certain sect.

"Oh no, the man is here again. ”

"Resist it, I'll go hide first. ”

Everyone is talking about me.

Now not only girls have to protect themselves, but boys also have to protect themselves. ”

"You say, will he have a habit of breaking his sleeves? ”

"I think so. ”

For some reason, for a while, everyone was rumored that I had a habit of breaking my sleeves, and every time I went to the street, there were more women than men. Looks like I'm going to have to leave for a while. I rowed a small boat all the way west to the magical world of the West. (Reader: What's going on, how did it become Western magic.) Author: Wait a minute, I'll check first, well, what's going on, when he bought the shares again, he bought the games of the hostile company as well, and threatened them to combine the two games or buy all the shares. Readers: Uh...... ）

This world is really full of monsters flying in the sky, and human beings are running everywhere! It makes me have to pick up and drop my knives and kill everywhere with two machetes without blinking my eyes. This reminds me of Fahai, who learned scriptures from the West.

"Wukong, there are goblins, go back as a teacher. ”

"Brother Monkey, hurry up and hold the master, otherwise the master will kill again. ”

"Okay, Bajie protects Senior Brother Sha, I'll come when I go. ”

What a mess of it.

In these two worlds, I have been messing around for more than ten years, and I am a little bored, and I want to form an organization, so I began to collect all kinds of girls...... , uh, no. Find all kinds of powerful subordinates. Through my efforts, I have been able to fly in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water. Anyway, I found a bunch of monsters, monsters, and monsters that weren't human. Don't ask me why, it's my brother's hobby. It took me ten years to build a huge castle in the sky, standing 10,000 meters in the air. It's me.