"I said nurse girl, I just helped you, if you don't thank me, forget it, you will take revenge, you are so ruthless!" Wang Dadong looked at the nurse girl with a cute face. [Full text reading]

"Stinky bastard, you're embarrassed to say that you actually killed the first kiss of the girl who cheated on this, you are dead!" The little nurse instantly turned from a cute little nurse to an evil little nurse, pulled out C's needle on Wang Dadong's PP, and made a gesture to pierce it again, and this time, it was directly aimed at Wang Dadong's important parts!

No way!

Wang Dadong hurriedly rolled over, dodged, scolded the next door, and was almost blown up by the nurse girl.

"What, nurse beauty, listen to me!" Wang Dadong was suddenly sweating profusely, Nima, this woman was fierce, and it was really terrifying.

"I didn't listen to your explanation, today you are dead, and you actually cheated on this girl's first kiss!" The little nurse was furious, she didn't even give her boyfriend her first kiss, but she didn't expect to be deceived by a sloppy uncle.

"Wait, you have a boyfriend, it can't be the first kiss, we're all adults, you won't get pregnant again!" Wang Dadong didn't believe that the little nurse could still have her first kiss.

"Ahhh Wang Dadong's words annoyed the little nurse even more.

Dare to say that the old lady is not the first kiss, and she will not get pregnant.

The little nurse couldn't care so much anymore, so the nurse lifted her skirt and then went straight to the sickbed.

Wang Dadong was about to roll off the couch, but was pulled by the nurse and grabbed his pants.

"Stinky bastard, don't you want to run, this girl must get you pregnant today!" Wang Dadong crawled forward, and the little nurse grabbed his pants tightly.

"Nurse girl, oh no, the nurse is a sister, a nurse aunt, you spare me, right? If you kill me, I won't be able to get pregnant." "Wang Dadong is about to cry, why are the nurses so violent now, besides, wasn't that artificial respiration just now!

"What, dare to call me aunt, ahhh

The little nurse pushed harder.

Finally, Wang Dadong's inferior security pants cracked under the fierce pull of the nurse girl, and two PP piers were suddenly exposed.

I'll pull a straw, Lao Tzu just got a new collar of pants!

The pants were torn, Wang Dadong was also angry, and he didn't want to run, so he turned over and pressed the nurse girl under him.

The little nurse's delicate body was pressed hard by Wang Dadong, and she couldn't even move, so she panicked and said, "You, what are you going to do!"

"Isn't it just a first kiss, Lao Tzu will compensate you!"

Wang Dadong said, kissing the little nurse's mouth.

The little nurse's beautiful big eyes suddenly widened.

She hurriedly pushed Wang Dadong away with her hand.

"Shaoqi, I bought a movie ticket, let's go to the movies together after work. At this time, the door of the emergency room was suddenly pushed open.

A good-looking boy walked in.

When he saw the scene in the house, the big boy froze instantly.

"Xue Shaoqi!"

"Du Feng, you, listen to my explanation!" The little nurse suddenly looked anxious.

"Explanation? What else is there to explain? Xue Shaoqi, I lost Lao Tzu to put you in the palm of my hand like a baby, I didn't expect you to be such a woman!" The older boy angrily tore the movie ticket in his hand to shreds, then turned around and ran out of the emergency room.

"Dean, you must save him!" The big boy had just left, and Lin Shiyan came with the director of the hospital.

When the director of the emergency department was called, Lin Shiyan was still not at ease, so he called the dean again.

"Don't worry, I'll do my best. ”

When she saw the scene in the ward clearly, the female boss was also instantly angry.

"Boss, listen to me. Wang Dadong's forehead was a little sweaty.

Syllable!

As soon as Wang Dadong finished speaking, he was slapped in the face.

"Beast!"

"That, do you still need to be treated" The old dean couldn't understand the current plot.

"No, let him die!" The female boss scolded fiercely, kicked on her high heels, and left the ward angrily.

The dean was a little speechless, what is the situation, just now he was in a desperate posture with you if he didn't save him, why is he letting people die now.

However, seeing the situation in the room clearly, the dean immediately threw Wang Dadong with an expression of "I sympathize with you", and then left the ward.

"Woo......" The nurse girl cried as she covered her face.

"That, nurse girl, I'm ......"

Wang Dadong wanted to comfort the nurse girl, but he didn't know how to comfort him, thinking that he would have to kneel on the washboard and kneel ants when he went home at night, not to mention how sour it was.

Wang Dadong has the sorrow of eggs, this is really not immortal, this time he is dead.

"Woo ......"

The nurse girl continued to cry.

"Cry, cry, cry, you cry P, isn't it just a boyfriend, it's not a matter of minutes for you to find a boyfriend, I'm miserable, I'm afraid that I won't want to find a daughter-in-law in this life." Wang Dadong said with a melancholy face.

Listening to Wang Dadong's words, the little nurse stopped crying, "That's your wife"

"Not really. Wang Dadong took out a cigarette, sat on the edge of the bed with a depressed face and smoked.

Originally, the little nurse's boyfriend ran away, and the little nurse was quite sad, but now it's not so sad.

This is the freak psychology of people, when they find that a person is worse than themselves, the psychology suddenly finds balance.

"Uncle, don't be embarrassed, come on, laugh. The little nurse actually began to tease Wang Dadong.

She and her boyfriend have been together since college, and she believes that this little misunderstanding will definitely be explained.

"Ignore me, I want to be quiet. ”

"Hey, uncle, don't be sad, don't you see that you are still quiet?" the little nurse continued to tease Wang Dadong.

"I ......" Wang Dadong was about to die of depression.

When such a thing happened, Wang Dadong was also interested in continuing to be hospitalized, so he simply left the hospital directly.

Leaving the hospital, Wang Dadong didn't dare to go home, let's wait for the female boss to be angry, go back now, it is definitely better than the rhythm of being beaten to death.

was about to make a call to Yin Yuemei, but the phone rang first.

At a glance, it was Yin Yuemei who called.

Wang Dadong grinned: "It seems that Sister Yuemei and I have a tacit understanding." ”

"I miss you, husband. Yin Yuemei's somewhat shy voice came from the phone.

Although she has called this title countless times, every time she calls Wang Dadong, she always feels very shy in her heart.

"Sister Yuemei, I miss you too, tonight, I'll come to your house. Originally, Wang Dadong was still very depressed, but Yin Yuemei's husband suddenly made all his troubles disappear.

No way, I was a little depressed today, although I made a small profit, but in the end I still didn't succeed, and I didn't get the president to be fooled, which made him a little angry and depressed.

Forget it, next time you use a more unique trick, maybe it will be successful.