Chapter 790: That's a Lot of Talk
I saw behind him, the red boy riding on the body of the salted fish, and his small fist was like a rocket launcher to the salted fish under the crotch. With each punch, a yellow barrier of light exploded behind the salted fish. I don't know if it was the red boy or the salted fish, anyway, with this yellow barrier, no matter how the red boy fights, he can't destroy the ground.
But the salted fish was miserable, the mouth was blocked by one hand of the red boy, and the other hand was smashed on the whole body of the salted fish, although there were no eyelids, but the salted fish at this moment gave people a feeling that they were about to be killed. As for the scales in the squirrel's hand or something, it naturally came from the salted fish. At this moment, the salted fish has been beaten and the scales of its whole body have been lost, and it really looks like a dead fish...... It's still the kind that hits the scales and is about to go into the pot.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng shook his head slightly. He thought that the gods were fighting, so he had to turn over the river and the sea, and the sun and the moon would change the gods. As a result, after watching the fight between these two guys, Fang Zheng realized that sure enough, the Buddha was also a human cultivator. Looking at this fighting posture, it's just a ruffian!
The battle situation over there, Fang Zheng saw it clearly, as soon as he shouted to fight, the salted fish and the red boy collided together, the salted fish opened its big mouth, and spit on the red boy's face with a mouthful of saliva! There is a big one, it can't beat you, and it disgusts you to death! Fang Zheng from afar can smell the salty smell, which really makes the red boy disgusted. However, Fang Zheng could also see that this saliva was not ordinary saliva, and when he spit it out, the red boy covered his face and jumped twice in pain.
How thick the red boy's skin is, Fang Zheng has personally tested it, even after he has cultivated the "Dragon Elephant Body Forging Technique" both inside and outside, the strength of carrying the mountain with both hands will hit the red boy's body, it will not hurt or itch. This salted fish can hurt the red boy with a mouthful of water, obviously there is a doorway inside, at least this saliva has to be better than aqua regia and sulfuric acid......
Salted fish saw that the red boy was in pain, and he was immediately very proud, but the next moment, he was beaten violently by the red boy! The first two punches went down, the salted fish struggled a little, and after the last three punches fell, the goods directly covered their faces and asked for mercy.
The red boy is also fierce, pinching the mouth of the salted fish with one hand, so as not to let him scream, so as not to attract others to stop him. The other hand is an old punch when it comes to wheeling! It's a fish scale flying around......
Seeing this, Fang Zheng knew that the battle was over, so he jumped off the wall and went back to read the Buddhist scriptures.
Over there, the red boy had enough of fighting, so he got up from the salted fish, and said with a smile: "Little fish monster, how is it?
"Little fish monster? Bah! I can be your ancestor in terms of age...... Hey, the world is going down, and no one has stepped forward to salute. Salted fish hurriedly shouted.
The red boy pouted and said, "Old man, I have lived for three thousand years, and you call yourself an old man to me?"
When Xianyu heard this, he was surprised and said, "You have lived for 3,000 years? You are not from this world? Who are you?"
The red boy put one hand behind his back and said lightly: "This king is the Holy Child King!"
"Holy Child King?!" exclaimed Salted Fish.
"Oh, you know me?" said Red Boy, smugly. Ever since he came to Yizhi Temple, he found that no one in the entire mountain knew about his past except for Fang Zheng! When his deeds were spoken, the senior brothers thought he was bragging. I can't find a braggart object, and I can't find it, so I feel, not to mention how lonely it is. Now that I finally met someone who can hold his stinky feet, I am naturally very happy. But he didn't show it on his face, he understood very well, pretending to be forced, it's not good to pretend to be too obvious!
Salted fish continued to exclaim, "Wow! You are the Holy Child King?!"
"Do you really know him?" asked the squirrel, curious.
Salted fish squinted his eyes, everyone's hearts were mobilized by him, and the lone wolf was still curious about the life of the red child. But what the red boy said, they didn't believe it much, after all, it was too mysterious. But from the second mouth, they can hear it......
As a result, in the anxious waiting of everyone, Salted Fish said seriously: "I don't know!"
The red boy, who was ready to meet everyone's adoring eyes, suddenly collapsed on his little face.
"Poof!" the monkey almost laughed out loud.
The squirrel and the lone wolf were stunned, and then asked, "Don't you know?"
Salted fish said as a matter of course: "I am surprised if I don't know, and I am not surprised if I know." Little hairy child, you only lived 3,000 years before you dared to scream in front of your ancestors? My old man has lived 90,000 years! Now do you understand the gap between us?"
The red boy came back to his senses, squinted his eyes at the salted fish and said, "I heard that the dragon gate on the dragon pond opens every three thousand years! You have lived for 90,000 years, that is, you have not jumped thirty times? Hey, are you a dog at your age?"
When everyone heard this, they collectively looked at the salted fish.
As a result, the salted fish did not blush, but raised his head and said, "You don't understand my old man's thoughts." As the saying goes, not fighting is fighting, fighting is not fighting, fighting or not fighting, all in one mind. My old man has a heart to become a Buddha and an ancestor, how can he be willing to turn into a Dharma Protector Heavenly Dragon?"
When the red boy heard this, he rolled his eyes, just now the dead fish said that he wanted to jump the dragon gate, but now he said that he would not jump, this cheek is thick enough! Listening to the salted fish's mouth full of nonsense, the ghost believes him! The red boy shook his head, too lazy to take care of him, and left.
Seeing the red boy leaving, the squirrel asked the salted fish curiously: "Your scales are gone, aren't they cold?"
Salted fish raised his head and said proudly: "Cold? Hmph, I'm a koi fish who have been soaking in the Tianlong Pond for 90,000 years in the Spirit Mountain......!
Before he finished speaking, the red boy who walked to the gate of the temple suddenly turned around and grinned.
Salted fish has a feeling, if he blows it again, this guy will definitely rush over and beat him again, the shame is small, but the beating is big! With an idea, he said: "Of course, there is one thing, I must admit that the old ancestor is still very powerful. If I didn't go bare-chested, I really wouldn't be able to kill him. ”
As soon as these words came out, the lone wolf and the monkey rolled their eyes together, and said in their hearts: "It's just this goods, and it's too shameless to come from Lingshan, isn't it? Could it be that the Buddha of Lingshan is also like this?"
The two guys shook their heads and left.
Only the squirrel looked at the salted fish cutely, and asked very seriously: "But, you are not only bare-chested, you even take off your pants." ”
Salted fish suddenly couldn't hold back his old face, and said angrily: "You squirrel, why do you talk so much? Don't say it, I'm going to swim!"
After saying that, the salted fish quickly twisted his ass and ran away......
The squirrel scratched his head and muttered, "How much do I say?"