Chapter 73: Female Rascal
What can't you tell about this? Can it still be scary? Just kidding! The two shopping guides were suddenly a little confused.
"You tell us the size, we can choose the right clothes for you to try, or we will just get you a set of upper body The effect is not good~" The shopping guide said.
"Do you have to be a size?" asked Li Mengnan.
"Hmm. The two shopping guides nodded in unison.
Li Mengnan was helpless, he knew that buying clothes was such a shameful thing, so he would rather wait at the door of the store by himself.
"Well, my size, it's not easy to say, I can't control it, sometimes it's about twenty, sometimes it can reach thirty or forty. Li Mengnan didn't face the two shopping guides and said.
Twenty or forty, shouldn't it be S, M, and L? The two shopping guides meditated hard, and in the end, they suddenly understood the meaning of these words.
Suddenly, a flush appeared on the faces of the two shopping guides.
But at this moment, they suddenly realized a problem, thirty or forty? I'm afraid this is bragging, they have never seen it, even if it is a male actor in a movie, it is not so long!
"Thirty or forty, you brag!" a shopping guide couldn't help but sneer, and her eyes couldn't help but glance at Li Mengnan's bottom.
"Do you think I'm such an honest person, like I'm bragging? What I said is true!" Li Mengnan said with a serious face.
Another shopping guide lady has obviously seen the world, she is full of experience, and she seems to be able to see through Li Mengnan's crotch at a glance, at that time she couldn't help but laugh: "I came out of the mother's womb, I have never seen thirty or forty, can have this size, I am afraid that only tigers, lions, elephants, these animals have it~"
As soon as Li Mengnan heard this, she was unhappy at that time, what is called only animals, she is treating herself, the king of all beasts, as a beast!
"Beauty, you can't bear to hear this, how can you compare me with these beasts? Even if you really want to compare, then mine must be even better!" Li Mengnan said with a stiff face.
Seeing Li Mengnan's serious and serious appearance, the two shopping guides laughed even harder, was this Li Mengnan sent by a monkey to be funny?
"Okay, good, you're long, very long, longer than an animal's......" The shopping guide tried her best to hold back a smile and said perfunctorily.
"I don't think you believe what I said, since it seems that you have to let you see and understand!" Li Mengnan was even more angry when he heard this.
If it was true, the two shopping guides really wanted to see it, but they were a little afraid that Li Mengnan would deceive them.
The shrewd shopping guide immediately said: "It's okay to let us see, but you have to promise us one condition, otherwise we will resolutely not 'see'!"
It was as if there was some kind of deal hidden in these words.
"What conditions?" Li Mengnan was really angry, and he was more serious at that time.
"It's very simple, let's pick out a few sets of clothes for you, and after you let us see them, if it's not like you said, then you'll have to buy them all!" The shopping guide's eyes flashed with a hint of the treacherous of a businessman.
In order to prove it, Li Mengnan didn't care so much, and directly agreed with a big grin.
Subsequently, Li Mengnan was directly pulled to the dressing room by the shopping guide, one walked in with Li Mengnan, and the other was waiting outside.
"Okay, handsome man, now you can let me see your thirty or forty......" The shopping guide smiled.
Why did you pull me into the locker room? Li Mengnan really couldn't figure it out, could it be that he wanted to rob me?
"Okay!" Li Mengnan's clothes on his waist lifted up a little, revealing his eight-muscled abdomen, and then continued: "You have a good look!"
The shopping guide's eyes were instantly attracted by Li Mengnan's abdominal muscles, the almost perfect lines, and the complexion full of masculinity, which was fascinating.
Li Mengnan's abdominal muscles are like this, presumably other places are even better! The shopping guide was interested for a while, and her eyes suddenly stared at Li Mengnan's every move.
"See, my current size is 30!" Li Mengnan said to the shopping guide.
The shopping guide was immediately stunned, because she only saw Li Mengnan's waist, and she didn't see anything else at all.
"I didn't see anything!" said the shopping guide, just surprised.
"It's so obvious that you can't see it?" Li Mengnan suddenly stirred up the muscles in his waist, and gradually, his waist grew in a circle.
"Do you see clearly? It's 34 now!" Li Mengnan continued.
"No! I really didn't see anything!" the shopping guide looked confused.
"I haven't seen it yet, are you short-sighted or are you teasing me?" asked Li Mengnan.
"I'm not short-sighted, my eyesight is very good!I'm not see-through, how can I see it if you don't take off your pants!" The shopping guide was also forced by Li Mengnan, and blurted out at that time.
Hearing this, Li Mengnan's heart suddenly chuckled, what does it mean to take off his pants?
"I'll show you my waist, why do you want to take off your pants?" Li Mengnan wondered.
"Look at the waist, don't you say look at the size?" the shopping guide was even more puzzled.
"yes, I was going to show you the size of my waist...... Oh, I see, you want to see it...... You female hooligan! My wife is outside, don't mess around!" Li Mengnan suddenly woke up, and immediately accused the shopping guide again and again.
was called a female hooligan by Li Mengnan, the shopping guide lady suddenly panicked, and in a panic, she hurriedly reached out and wanted to block Li Mengnan's mouth.
However, seeing the shopping guide lady move, Li Mengnan hurriedly opened the door of the dressing room and ran away with an arrow.
The shopping guide who was guarding outside didn't understand what was going on, so she only saw Li Mengnan's figure passing in front of her eyes.
"Let's change the store, there are female hooligans in this store......" Li Mengnan ran to Jiang Yuqing's side and said to her.
"Female hooligan, what's going on?" Jiang Yuqing wondered.
"They saw that I was handsome, so they tricked me into the dressing room, and then they tried to pick my pants and look at me...... I'd better switch stores! I don't want to buy clothes in this store. Li Mengnan let out a long sigh and said.
Jiang Yuqing just glanced at Li Mengnan strangely, she didn't say anything, and changed the store according to Li Mengnan's intentions.
I visited a lot of big-name stores along the way, but every time I went to a store, either there was a problem with this or that, and in the end, Li Mengnan didn't buy it, which made Jiang Yuqing not know what to do.
However, when he passed by a roadside stall, Li Mengnan became interested in it and insisted on asking Jiang Yuqing to give him a few sets of roadside stalls.
Jiang Yuqing was helpless, although the quality and taste of the roadside stalls were far behind, they were at least much better than what Li Mengnan was wearing now.
So, Jiang Yuqing directly bought all the men's clothes from the entire roadside stall, which couldn't help but move Li Mengnan all night.