Chapter 245:-for-tat
Waiting for Cui Yingnan to drive the car back, Yu Lili almost fell asleep in the car.
This is actually a very dangerous behavior, the car is closed in winter, which is easy to cause a lack of oxygen during sleep, causing the sleeper to never wake up.
So Yu Lili has been desperately looking for something to do, so as not to fall asleep.
For example, take a peek at the screen on the Internet or something, look at "nobody" popular at home and abroad, then look at the music critics' unanimous praise for "Tomorrow Will Be Better", and finally look at the shortbread people complaining about their happiness troubles, the MV of "nobody" and "Fire" at the New Year's Day party are so beautiful, I don't know which one to lick when licking the screen.
Then some netizens jumped out to recommend the screen-licking artifact - dual-monitor computer, it is said that a very famous network anchor also uses it to peep at the screen.
So this building is crooked,Everyone began to discuss whether the peeping screen is wrong,The public said that the public is reasonable, and the mother said that the mother is reasonable to discuss for a long time,The final conclusion is that playing the game peeping screen is shameful,But the code word is tired to go to the group peeping screen is worth encouraging and advocating......
Then, Yu Lili's phone ran out of battery!
It's okay to have a mobile phone to pass the time, but without a mobile phone, the surroundings suddenly seem terrifying.
In the wilderness, communication is cut off, and the terrible events in horror movies usually happen in this situation, such as vampires, werewolves...... Oh, that's a foreign thing, this is Huaxia, and the demons and monsters are also terrifying, okay! If one comes out of nowhere, this car door may not be able to block people......
Well, the famous female man Yu Liuye managed to scare herself.
So seeing that Cui Yingnan's car finally drove back, the girl couldn't wait to jump out of the car, and then leaned on the car door with a calm face and waited.
Cui Yingnan parked the car next to Yu Lili's car and motioned for her to get in the car.
Yu Lili opened the door of the back seat and couldn't wait to drill in, but found that there was a person lying in the back seat, who was not Lin Bai!
The two of them stared at each other for a while, Yu Lili smiled and said softly: "Brother-in-law, why are you lying in the back seat? How unsafe is this! Do you think you can go to the co-pilot and put on your seat belt?"
Lin Bai replied with his eyes, but his mouth responded with the same gentleness: "Then how can it be done, the back seat is so narrow, your legs can't be stretched, so let's sit in the co-pilot." ”
it! The old lady knows that you are a scumbag! You still worry about my long legs! Yu Lili can't wait to raise her long legs and step on Lin Bai's fat face ten thousand times, ten thousand times, but Cui Yingnan is looking behind her from the rearview mirror, such a violent act must not be done, right!
"Where, brother-in-law, I heard that sitting is better for blood circulation than lying down, and it is good for your injuries. Yu Lili's voice smiled, but her eyes clearly indicated that if you don't know each other, I will make your injuries worse.
Just kidding! I, Lin Bai, am also a fierce man who has experienced countless worlds, and death has never made me succumb, you two want to make me scared when you two raise your knees and break your eggs?!
"But what if I don't want to move?" Lin Bai simply began to play tricks.
Yu Lili just wanted to speak, but Cui Yingnan in the driver's seat became impatient: "I said Yu Xiaoli, can you get in the car? Isn't it cold with the door open? If you don't get in the car, I'll leave!"
As soon as she heard this, Yu Lili suddenly got into the car and closed the door with her hand.
Cui Yingnan glanced back, started the car and began to turn around.
After relaxing, Yu Lili found that Lin Bai, who was shameless, obviously saw her get into the car, but he didn't mean to back down to give her some position, causing her to cling to the car door, even so, the top of the head of the goods was on her thigh, leaving no gap.
"Brother-in-law, let me go?" Yu Lili said and discussed.
Lin Bai closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep and ignored her, and then felt a sharp pain in the top of his head.
Damn! This chick actually picks his hair!
Seeing Yu Lili's hand slowly loosen in front of his eyes, and a handful of hair falling with the wind like this, Lin Bai was angry and got up suddenly......
Then Yu Lili took advantage of the situation to occupy the position that his head occupied just now.
The two looked at each other, and Yu Lili showed a triumphant smile, but unfortunately this smile only lasted for less than three seconds before it stiffened on her face.
Lin Bai, who made a face, actually lay back like this! Pillowed on her lap!
Yu Lili is angry! Reaching out and grabbing Lin Bai's ear, Lin Bai grabbed her wrist with his backhand to stop her atrocity, the two were in a stalemate, Cui Yingnan in the driver's seat looked behind him through the rearview mirror, and said strangely: "What are you two doing?"
The two of them froze, Yu Lili was still holding Lin Bai's ears in her hands, and she was in a hurry: "I accidentally hurt my brother-in-law just now, I am very sorry, but I don't know how to compensate, just when my brother-in-law is lying, I plan to help him dig out his ears." ”
Lin Bai originally wanted to nod and agree, but after thinking about it, what are you kidding, really let this chick dig out her ears, and she will be deaf after digging?
He began to struggle to get up, and said, "Lily, I really don't need it, I understand your apology, I'll just pick out my ears or something!"
But Yu Lili didn't lift it up, but pressed it down, pressing his head on his thigh.
Not to mention, it is worthy of being one of the lead dancers, these legs are strong and elastic, and the touch is simply not too good!
But this is useful, this chick obviously wants to take revenge on herself! Deafness may not be, but stabbing and bleeding or something obviously can't run!
Yu Lili's strength is not small, but it is worse than Lin Bai, seeing that she can't hold down his head, she is anxious and persuades: "Brother-in-law, don't run, really, my skills are good, I promise to make you comfortable......"
Lin Bai's struggle stopped suddenly, and the moving car shook significantly, and there was a dead silence in the car, which didn't last long, and Cui Yingnan burst out laughing.
Lin Bai didn't compete with Yu Lili anymore, got up and sat on the other side, looking out the window with an expressionless face.
Expressionless, your shoulders shake a ball!
Yu Lili's whole face burned, fortunately, there was no light on in the car at night, otherwise her blushing face at this time would have been seen by Lin Bai!
Yu Lili's heart is broken, it is because of this soul that she has lost such a big face! The old lady and you are incompatible!
Who is afraid of whom?!Lin Bai turned his head, not to be outdone, glared back, and slammed at you twice, uncle, I won't let you go!
"What are you two looking at each other affectionately?" Cui Yingnan glanced in the rearview mirror again and asked with a smile.
"It's nothing, it's nothing, I see that Lily has eye feces, and I want to help her wipe it off!" Lin Bai smiled and stretched out his hand, wiping it from the corner of Yu Lili's eyes, and the strength was so great that her tears came out.
"Yes, yes, thank you, brother-in-law!" Yu Lili also smiled, but the heel stepped on Lin Bai's foot and crushed it hard......