"Knock knock knock ......knock" knocking on the door continued, Lu Yifa already felt a little prostration, this strange knock on the door, one by one, it was like urging life, destroying his heart defense little by little, making him extremely weak and panicked, he could barely stand on his feet, his legs were trembling all the time, if he hadn't held on to the wall with his hands, he would have fallen to the ground softly.

I don't know when Lu Yifa's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and after the sweat cooled down, he was a little chilled, but it was precisely because of this that his panicked and frightened mood calmed his mind, and he even felt a kind of uncontrollable anger!

Human beings are such creatures, their emotions are always changeable, and they are easily affected by external factors and themselves.

"Damn! Who is it?!At this time, you still find your home, and you won't make a sound when you knock on the door! Want to scare people to death?!" Lu Yifa gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth and resented, while hurrying towards the door, he held back a big fire in his heart, not unhappy, if the person who came was some kind of insurance salesman or a guy from the community to check the household registration, he would definitely punch that person in the face! Well, he wouldn't admit that he had been scared to the point of leaking urine just now.

Smack!

Because he was scared so hard that his feet were weak before, as soon as he moved, he felt that his legs were weak and weak at all, and he stumbled and fell to the ground, "Damn! Damn! No matter who you are, I'm going to teach you a lesson I'll never forget—and the person who sent that text message! You're the culprit, if it weren't for your text message, how could I have been scared by a few knocks on the door?! So you better pray, don't let me find out who you are, or I will definitely make you regret being born in this world!"

"Knock knock knock ........." paused for a few seconds, and the knock on the door sounded again, and two bulging green tendons visibly burst out of Lu Yifa's forehead!

"Knock knock, knock your uncle! What kind of person are you!?" Lu Yifa didn't know where the strength came from, so he bounced up from the ground and grabbed the door in two steps.

Huh? Nobody?!

Through the cat's eye, Lu Yifa clearly saw the situation in front of the door, empty, and there was no place where he was short and couldn't see the cat's eye, after all, he Lu Yifa had played hype and improved his reputation over the years, so even if his comic level actually needs to be considered, the manuscript fee is not low, and it can be regarded as saving a lot of money.

So the cat's eye on the door of his house will naturally not be a bargain, but a special product like a concave-convex mirror, after the refraction of the concave and convex mirror, he can see the situation outside the door through a small cat's eye, and the door is now empty.

"Damn! Run fast, or I'll have to beat you to death today!" Lu scolded and scolded, he now decided that this is a bear child on the floor, who came to play a prank, and the first object of suspicion is the 11-year-old bear child in room 1203 next door to his house, this bear child, it is not once or twice to spoof him.

Because when he took the elevator a few years ago, Lu Yifa let out a fart in the elevator, and then gave the bear child a serious face, and since then the bear child has held a grudge and often spoofed him, and he also took advantage of the absence of the bear child's parents to give him two slaps, so the feud between the two was concluded.

Lu Yifa still remembers that on the first day of the Lunar New Year this year, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, when he went out, as soon as he opened the door, he was so frightened by the sound of a firecracker that he collapsed to the ground.

[Pull the cannon battle, I don't know if you have heard of it, a firecracker, there is a line at both ends, you only need to pull the line at both ends vigorously, the firecracker will explode, today the cousin of the family The bear child is tied to the handle of my house on both ends of the door, I open the door.... Bang!

Well, then I beat up the bear kid, and I thought it was fun, so I told everyone about it (laughs)]

However, Lu Yifa was wrong this time, because the bear child next door to him had already fallen asleep by now, and it was the ghost Nanako who knocked on the door, and the ghost Nanako knocked on the door with a wicked smile when she saw Lu Yifa wanting to turn around and leave with an angry face.

Lu Yifa: "........!!!!"

He looked at the empty door like this, and then the knock on the door came into his ears, and at that moment, Lu Yifa's eyes widened, his eyes were as big as Tongling, his face turned pale in an instant, and then turned waxy yellow, and the whole person could no longer stand, and collapsed to the ground.

Lu's teeth chattered, his mouth kept trembling, and after a miserable howl like a sharp arrow piercing a chrysanthemum, he crawled into the living room with his whole body, looking so embarrassed, "Giggle..... Yes.... There's a ghost!"

"Hahahahaha..... and the ghost Nanako outside the door, seeing Lu Yifa's stupid appearance of being scared and urinating, immediately laughed and covered his abdomen with his hands, squatted on the ground, and couldn't straighten his waist with laughter.

The ghost Nanako squatted on the ground for a minute and slowed down, then she restrained her smile, stood up again, and stepped directly into Lu Yifa's house, she is a ghost, whether the door is closed or not, it makes no difference to her, because she can go directly through the wall, she is so willful!

"Amitabha, relics, the color is not different from the empty, the empty is not different from the color......." Lu Yifa At this time, he didn't know where to turn out a cross, held it tightly with his hand, and put it on his chest, obviously holding a Christian utensil, but reading Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, and he would drag a few words back and forth, and the scene looked inexplicably funny.

He didn't want to think about it, he was holding a cross, but his mouth was reciting Buddhist scriptures, you do this, in the eyes of the two immortal bosses, they are all pagans with ungodly beliefs, just a guy like you, you still want the two fairy bosses to bless you?

And there is also the fact that the ghost Nanako doesn't know whether the Shakyamuni boss and Jesus boss in this world have become gods, but she knows that the cross in Lu Yifa's hand and the scriptures in his mouth are about her. The evil spirit is useless at all, but she thinks that Lu Yifa comes and goes with these few words, and the sound is as ugly as a duck, which pollutes her ears, so in order to let Lu Yifa listen to his spiritual pollution, the ghost Nanako directly picked up a teacup on the table, which is also the largest limit weight among the worldly items she can afford, and threw it on Lu Yifa's face, and smashed him into an instant 'whoop' scream.

To be honest, Nanako's strength, from a human point of view, is not enough to see at all, she can't hold more than two kilograms of items, so the lethality of her smash is actually not powerful at all, but Lu Yifa himself was so frightened that he jumped up, and even rolled and crawled around the house, fell down several times, and hit a lot of furniture.

The ghost Nanako just watched Lu Yifa, the 'mad rabbit', scurrying around the house by herself, she hadn't officially started it yet, Lu Yifa had made herself scarred, and a lot of bruises were knocked out on her face, and she was even knocked on the coffee table, and her forehead was broken.

After Lu Yifa scurried around by himself, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly he became crazy and excited.

"Get out! Get out of here! I'm not afraid of you! Get out of here!" Lu Yifa didn't know how to take out a broom from that corner, waving it like crazy, and roaring in his mouth.

Ghost Nanako: "......." This is your own request, and it's not too early, I still have a few 'customers' to visit, so it's time to start the official plot.

Syllable.

After a soft sound, the lights in the living room suddenly went out, and the whole house was pitch black........ Then, suddenly, the TV in the hall turned on on its own and the screen lit up.

'Miss Sadako, Nanako, a junior junior, salute you!' said Nanako the ghost secretly, and then she slipped into the TV.

Rustle rustle ....

Because the ghost Nanako interfered with the TV with her own special ghost magnetic field, there was no program playing on the TV, but a snow-white snowflake.

Then the figure of the ghost Nanako began to appear in front of Lu Yifa, with a blood-red dress, long hair scattered in front of his face, and his snow-white wrists were covered with blood (ketchup), and the whole person slowly crawled out of the TV.

Wave, a soft sound like breaking through the water curtain, one of Nanako's hands stretched out from the TV, and then the other hand, head, neck, chest, waist and abdomen, thighs, and finally the whole person crawled out of the TV!

Since Nanako officially announced her true identity in front of the people, her popularity and reputation have reached a peak that ordinary people don't dare to imagine for a while, and it's increasing dramatically every day, and fame is something that ordinary people can't see or touch, although everyone knows that this will be very good for themselves, but that's only from the side, and it's impossible for ordinary people to really receive such a thing as fame.

But the ghost Nanako is different, because she is no longer a human being, she is a ghost, and she can directly absorb such a special thing as fame, and it is of great benefit to her!

Therefore, the ghost Nanako has gained great benefits from absorbing the fame that has gathered on her and Nanako, and she can't help but feel that she has become stronger, and her body is also more condensed, and she can even really touch and feel the objects of the present world with the body of a ghost!

And now, she can even show herself in front of normal people in a short period of time!

Lu Yifa just watched the ghost Nanako slowly crawl in front of him step by step, he was so frightened that he couldn't even move his eyelids, and he could only watch in despair as this 'female ghost in red' crawled over, with one hand on his calf.

"Uh... ....." Lu Yifa let out a few meaningless screams in his throat, and then he rolled his eyes and fainted with foaming at the mouth.

"That's it.... It's so disgusting, I was scared to pee directly. The ghost Nanako glanced at the yellow-brown water stains on the ground in disgust, then patted the non-existent dust on her body, turned around and left without looking back.

Drag it away, next!