Chapter 017: You're a Knockoff

Because Xia Chaorui's parking skills are very good, her car is also parked far away, and there are no people on the street, quiet and quiet.

Bai Ducheng pressed her shoulder all the way and walked slowly to the side of the car. She opened the rear door and tried to push him in, but he took a few steps against the door and sat in the passenger seat.

Xia Chaorui's car is a red Jeep Freelancer, when she bought it, she and her father were still in the Cold War period, so she didn't buy it, the car was sponsored by her brother, it was not expensive, and the space in the car was quite large.

But seeing that he didn't say a word, Xia Chaorui was a little worried, so he leaned over, pulled the safety belt and buckled him, and asked him, "Master, where is your house?" She only knew that it was near the kite square.

He didn't answer, she pushed him, and he opened his eyes and raised his hand: "Go forward." ”

When I saw him like this, he was drunk. The opportunity was rare, Xia Chaorui rolled his eyes, quietly turned his mobile phone into a video, and then put it on the front shelf, ready to take a picture and laugh at him tomorrow.

As she started the car, she asked him, "Master, how old are you this year?" He frowned and didn't answer, she asked again, "Don't you remember how old you are?"

He said coldly: "Thirty ......" a little more.

"Oh! how good!" she said with a smile, "how tall are you?"

He said, "One meter eighty-eight." ”

"Wow!," she said, "How much?"

"One hundred and six. ”

She whispered in a breathless voice, "Master, do you have abs?"

He froze, and adjusted his posture imperceptibly: "Yes." ”

Her eyes lit up, "How many?"

Bai Ducheng: "......"

"Master, Master, how many pieces?"

His face was expressionless, "Six." ”

Wow! I heard that only people with long legs can train six-pack abs! Those with short legs are all eight-pack! She said with a burst of mouth, "Master has a lot of experience." ”

The corners of his mouth curled, and then she asked, "Master, do you know how to sing Little Swallow?"

Bai Ducheng lowered his eyes: "No." ”

"You don't know how to swallow, what about the little apple?"

"No, it won't. ”

Xia Chaorui was very disappointed, and after thinking about it, she had an idea again: "It's okay, I'll teach you." ”

She cleared her throat and sang, "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life~~" Her tune ran out for eight hundred miles, she couldn't hold it back, and it took a long time before she remembered it, and paused: "Do you know how to sing?"

He coughed, "No." ”

She sang it again: "Can you sing now?"

"No, it won't. ”

Xia Chaorui was a little depressed, thought about it, and whispered gossip: "Master, do you have a girlfriend?"

His eyes glanced at her, "No." ”

"Have you ever had one before?"

"Nope. ”

"What kind of girl do you like, Master?"

He was silent for a long time, and she couldn't do it, so she reached out and pushed him: "Master, Master, say it quickly......

Under the street lamp, her little hands were so white that they glowed, and he blurted out: "White ......"

"Uh-huh," she said, "what else?"

"Soft, sweet...... It's a little annoying, it's annoying, it's twittering......"

The more she listened, the more wrong she became, and she couldn't help but say, "I'm asking your girlfriend? What are you talking about?"

He was silent, closed his eyes, and seemed to be asleep.

failed to hear the gossip, Xia Chaorui was very unhappy. Seeing that he seemed to be sleeping very deeply, she couldn't help but beep quietly: "Bai Ducheng I want to criticize you!" Do you know that you are not an excellent power bank at all, and you are not even qualified, you must have bought it from Pinxixi, and it is 9.9, no, the kind of knock-off goods that cost 5 yuan free shipping...... As a power bank, on call, touch and charge, this is your responsibility and obligation, don't always push back, but also scold fiercely, as if I want to do something to you, I don't like uncle......"

His Adam's apple rolled silently, still snorting heavily, as if he had slept very sweetly.

She felt that it was very cool to point to her nose and teach him something, so she continued to count: "You can't be unreasonable just because you are handsome and have abdominal muscles, you see that I am so good-looking, and I am not working hard every day, so I can't learn from me, really! Of course, you are my master after all, and you are a little powerful, with such long legs, and you can fight so well...... So I won't be angry with you, I've always been so generous, you don't have to be too grateful to me, but if you scold me for no reason, I'll definitely spit in your cup......"

Just counting happily, she suddenly screamed.

Bai Ducheng sat up straight suddenly, his eyes blazing. Xia Chaorui had already stopped the car, stared at the front for a long time, turned his head and asked him, "Master, did I risk it?"

He looked at the road that had come out for three or four miles, took a long breath, glanced at her, and leaned back again, without saying anything. Xia Chaorui said that she was really stupid, she actually counted on a drunk, so she opened the navigation and asked him, "Master, where is your home?"

He said lazily: "Dongyuan Community." ”

She typed it, then turned around, the navigation was not updated in time, and she guided a road that was being repaired, which had been dug halfway, with potholes and street lights, Xia Chaorui was a little trembling when she was halfway open, and pushed him: "Master, master!"

He didn't move, she whispered, "I'm a little scared, Master, wake up, I'm afraid!"

He opened his eyes helplessly: "What are you afraid of?"

Her voice was full of crying: "There is a white shadow, always following my car." ”

He glanced back, "You mean the plastic bag hanging from your back window?"

She held back, but also plucked up her courage, looked carefully in the rearview mirror, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said stiffly: "Maybe something is disguised as a plastic bag, otherwise how could it be hanging on the ...... all the time"

Before she finished speaking, suddenly a gust of wind blew up the plastic bag, and slammed it on the front window, Xia Chaorui screamed in fright, the car turned off suddenly, and she threw herself on Bai Ducheng's shoulder, trembling.

Bai Ducheng froze there, motionless.

Her hands were pulling at his collar, four cool little fingers, touching his hot skin, and the little face on his shoulders was soft and warm, and their breaths were intertwined, this kind of fresh and strange feeling...... It made him give birth to an inexplicable tremble.

Xia Chaorui took a long time before slowly, slowly raising his head, with two bubbles of tears in his eyes, and looked around carefully.

The headlights of the car were on, illuminating an undulating broken road, and there was not a single person or car around, and it was eerily quiet.

Xia Chaorui worked hard to brainwash herself, "I'm a policeman, I'm a policeman" a hundred times, and then she wanted to hold it up, so she was vigilant a little bit, Bai Ducheng suddenly raised her hand and pressed her back to her shoulder with a snap.

Xia Chaorui was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

He coughed, his voice tightening, "Aren't you afraid?"

She didn't know what to say: "I'm afraid! But we still have to hurry away! In this wilderness, I don't know what's going to happen! What if there's anything!"

Bai Ducheng didn't answer, didn't move, just pressed with one hand, she couldn't struggle, Xia Chaorui felt that she was simply too miserable, not to mention driving to the ghost road in the middle of the night, the only living person around her was still a drunk who was unreasonable!

She angrily pinched him and pinched him in the chest.

He flicked his whole body up, and the reaction was big, startling her, and she looked up suddenly. Looking at each other, he took a long breath and let go to open the door. Xia Chaorui grabbed him: "Where are you going?"

Bai Ducheng said: "I'll drive." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Officer Xia instantly became angry: "Don't drink when driving, don't drive when you drink! Such a simple truth, you as a criminal investigation detachment leader actually don't understand? You still knowingly commit a crime! This is too wrong!"

The sense of justice overcame the fear of ghosts, and she started the car and said as she drove it: "Why don't you drink alcohol while driving? Because alcohol makes people unresponsive, impaired judgment, reduced control, uncoordinated body, and sleepy......

Accompanied by Xue Barui's popular science, she quickly rushed out of this road, the car stopped in the East Park Community, Bai Ducheng opened the window and said to the doorman, and then turned into the community.

Bai Ducheng drank a few bottles of beer, and went around the ghost road for another hour, urgently needing to release water, he glanced at his watch, it was already past eleven o'clock, how could he not let this child go back by himself, so he opened the door and got out of the car, and said, "You wait for me here for a while." ”

She said, "What are you waiting for?"

He didn't look back: "If you want to wait, you can wait! Five minutes!"

Xia Chaorui said: "Oh!"

Then Bai Ducheng went in, quickly solved the problem, turned his head and went to pat Bai Jingyu's door, Bai Jingyu is an Internet addicted young man, he must not have slept at this time, Bai Ducheng directly picked up the person: "Go out with me to send someone." ”

"Hey, you ......" Bai Jingyu screamed and watched himself being killed on the screen: "Who are you sending it?

Bai Ducheng walked out with him and said, "I've been drinking." ”

Bai Jingyu resigned himself to changing his shoes: "See if you're okay!

"My apprentice, a little girl," Bai Du said, "she is very timid, if she doesn't send her, she won't even dare to go out of this community......"

The front of the door was clean, there was not even a single hair, Bai Jingyu came out while wearing a coat: "Hey?" He puffed and touched his brother: "What about the legendary little girl?

Bai Ducheng took a breath, took out his mobile phone and called her, and soon, a cheerful voice came from the mobile phone: "Master~~"

Bai Jingyu's eyes lit up, and he quickly put his ear on his mobile phone, Bai Ducheng pushed him away with one hand, and suppressed his voice: "Didn't Lao Tzu let you wait at the door!"

"Okay, okay!" Xia Chaorui coaxed him perfunctorily: "Master, you have to be well-behaved, go home drunk and go to bed quickly." I'm also home, good night and see you tomorrow~"

She hung up.

Bai Ducheng: "......"

He waited twenty minutes, made another phone call, confirmed that she was home, and then went back to his room to sleep.

And then...... I saw the little girl with a blank face, he angrily hugged her and spanked her, asked her why she was disobedient, didn't wait for him, and then she kept begging for mercy, but he was pressed and bullied, bullied over and over again, and in the end, he only remembered that her eyes were red, and she kept calling him Master with a soft voice, and he was hot all over his body, and he worked hard......

When I got up in the morning and looked at the wet pants, the Wei Guangzheng Bai team was speechless for a long time.