"Well, Master, but didn't you just say that the female benefactor on the other side is very materialistic?" asked the monkey, scratching his head.

Fang Zheng asked rhetorically: "A boy who has not come into her own life suddenly wants to pursue her, so what should she use to judge the reliability of this boy?"

The monkey was dumbfounded.

Fang Zheng continued: "There is nothing wrong with women looking at men's achievements and men looking at women's looks and figures. Because these two things are just a premise for giving themselves a reason to know each other in a strange situation. As for whether we can come together after a deeper understanding, that's a story for later. However, if a woman doesn't care about the flaws in a man's character, the lack of emotion in life, and is purely for money, or even compromises to be with a man, then it is called material. On the contrary, men are also material. ”

The monkey scratched his head and said, "It's so profound, then according to what you say, if a man has no achievements, and if a woman has no appearance, won't she even have a chance to get to know each other?"

Fang Zheng laughed and said, "The teacher is talking about two people who don't know each other well, at least if they don't know each other completely. In fact, every person in this world has their own circle. will come into contact with all kinds of people, and there will always be people in your circle who like you because they have been in contact with you for a long time and understand you. At this time, two people basically do not look at material things, but look at feelings. If you don't have any material things, you just have to work hard together to earn them. However, you must find something outside the circle, then you have to come up with something to attract the other person. Men's achievements, speech and behavior, women's looks and figures are the most direct two.

In fact, this is the law of nature, among animals, when choosing a mate, the male bird likes to show his beautiful feathers, and the male animal likes to show his strong body, so as to attract the ...... of the opposite sex."

The monkey asked thoughtfully, "Master, why is it that in the animal world, it is the male bird that attracts the female with his beautiful feathers, but when it comes to people, it is the woman who attracts the male with her beautiful appearance?" ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Who said that men can't attract the opposite sex by their appearance?"

At this time, the voice of the red boy came from outside the door, and as soon as the bear child came in, he shouted, "Master is right! Monkey, if you ask this question, it means that you don't usually watch the news." I suggest that when you are fine, use your mobile phone to search for Xiaoshou, duck, little white face, GAY......"

"Pure heart!" When Fang Zheng heard this, his head suddenly became black lines, he was originally a good discussion of the philosophy of life, why did this dead child change his taste as soon as he came?

"Master, what's wrong?" asked the red boy.

Fang Zheng said: "Go and help the salted fish clear the snow." ”

"Uh...... Master, I'm just coming back. The red boy exclaimed.

"Then go!" Fang Zheng snorted.

The red boy looked at the monkey, then at the square, and then at the square, and then clicked his mouth, and still went out. As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw the salted fish sitting on the Nai He Bridge with a broom, and the tail of the fish in the Tianlong Pond, looking like he was enjoying it.

"Hey, you're back, I don't have to go snow clearing, haha......" Red Boy said with joy.

When the salted fish heard this, he squeezed his eyes and said with a smile: "Pure heart, how about I give you a surprise?"

"What's the surprise?" asked Red Boy.

The next moment, the salted fish jumped up, rushed to the swept road, and then swept the snowdrifts on both sides of the road with a broom!

Seeing this, the red boy's face suddenly darkened, and he said angrily: "You fool! Master asked me to help you sweep, that is to say, you have to sweep too, and if you do this, you will be unlucky together." ”

Salted fish thrust the broom into the ground, leaned on the broom, and said lazily: "The problem is, if you don't accompany me, I have also swept so much snow." Then I'm the only one who is unlucky, and if you accompany me, it's two people who are unlucky. Two people are unlucky, it's better than one person, right? No matter how you calculate, I earn both......"

Red Boy was dumbfounded, it was the first time he had met such a shameless guy!

Just when the red boy was speechless, the monkey came out: "Fourth junior brother, the master just said that the punishment has been changed and you will be asked to cook." ”

When the red boy heard this, he looked at the salted fish with a wicked smile, and said with a smile: "Brother salted fish, are you surprised......? Sweep the floor yourself!

With that, the red boy turned and left.

The salted fish looked at the snow on the ground, and then looked at his fins, and suddenly felt the urge to crash into the snowdrift!

However, the salted fish scolded for a while, smelling the smell of rice, and the guy was immediately full of energy, swept away the snow, and rushed into the temple. It's just that Salted Fish looked at the small ball of crystal rice in the big bowl in front of him, and then looked at the other people sitting there eating Haisai, and suddenly felt a little sad.

Seeing that the salted fish was not eaten, the squirrel touched his belly, lay in front of the big bowl of salted fish, looked inside with his feet, and then looked at the salted fish cutely.

Seeing this, Salted Fish had an idea, and thought that this little thing was relatively simple, if I pretended to be miserable, would he give him his share? Thinking of this, Salted Fish's face immediately collapsed, and he hung his head in despair, as if he had run away from his wife.

Sure enough, the squirrel was immediately attracted and asked with concern, "Salted fish, what's wrong with you?" Why don't you eat?"

Salted fish sighed and said, "Hey...... Thinking of the sad past, I'm not in the mood to eat, besides, that's it, hey......"

Speaking of this, Salted Fish smiled evilly in his heart: "Little sample, you should sympathize with me, right?"

When the squirrel heard this, he looked at the salted fish with a sympathetic face and said, "Poor salted fish, you have no appetite anymore." After speaking, he looked at a small ball of crystal rice in the bowl, pouted his ass and climbed in, picked up the crystal rice in front of the salted fish, and said with concern: "Master said that you can't waste it, if you don't have an appetite, I will reluctantly help you eat it." ”

Puff puff!

The others, who had long seen through the little tricks of the salted fish, thought that the squirrels would be fooled. Still a little worried......

As a result, the squirrel was indeed fooled, but this guy's brain circuit is different from others, even if he is fooled, the way of being fooled is not the same!

Everyone looked at the salted fish who lifted a stone to hit his feet, looked at his stunned expression, and the appearance of not keeping up with the squirrel's different nervous way of thinking, everyone instantly sprayed, and the collective laughter became a ball.

With this laugh, the salted fish suddenly came back to his senses, snatched the rice ball from the hand that the squirrel was about to stuff into his mouth, and then stuffed his big mouth into his mouth! After eating, he jumped off the stool, turned around and left! He found out that there was not a serious thing in this temple!

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