"The people who rob things are the most hateful, I hate the people who rob things the most, when I was a child, the old men always robbed me of my delicious food, and now I have learned wisely, and I hide all the delicious things, and I don't let them find any of them. When the little Taoist priest heard this, he said indignantly.

Your uncle's!

Luo Fan was really crazy about to lift himself, if it weren't for the five jade plate fragments that were really important, he would definitely turn around and leave now. If he stays with this little Taoist priest again, Luo Fan believes that his IQ will drop significantly, this is obviously a little kid who has not grown up yet, and he may only have food and play in his eyes.

But even if he wanted to go crazy again, Luo Fan could only hold on at this time, after all, without the help of this little Taoist priest, he would not be able to snatch the five jade plate fragments on his own.

So, Luo Fan took a deep breath and said angrily: "You people on the mountain are so immoral, how can you rob you of food, you hide it well, I also hate people who rob other people's things the most!"

"Hehe, uncle, what you said is so good, I see that you are becoming more and more pleasing to the eye. The little Taoist priest smiled again, and his little face was about to burst into laughter.

Uncle......

Luo Fan only felt that his urge to vomit blood was getting stronger and stronger, and he could only take a hard breath again, and after suppressing that feeling, he asked, "What about you, what is the purpose of you finding them?"

The little Taoist priest's face turned grim when he heard this, and he said: "My Heavenly Master was originally born to support justice and subdue demons and eliminate demons, and naturally I came here to destroy that demon!"

Although the more Luo Fan looked at this little Taoist, the more unreliable he became, he had to admit that after the little Taoist said this, he really had a bit of that kind of righteous and awe-inspiring appearance of the fairy wind and Dao bones.

Of course, it's just a little bit of that appearance, but the deterrent effect is basically negligible.

After all, a little girl with picturesque eyebrows and a pretty face like a flower can't give people a sense of deterrence no matter how you look at it.

However, there is one thing that Luo Fan is completely relieved.

What he is most afraid of is that this little Taoist priest is also here for the five jade plate fragments, in that case, Luo Fan will not turn his face at that time, and there will be no way to watch the jade plate fragments being taken away by others. But turning his face, this kind of cute little Taoist priest still makes him really can't bear to do that.

It's best now, the two don't have any conflicts of interest, but have common enemies, which is much easier.

The relationship has been closer, because of Luo Fan's view of "grabbing food", now that the little Taoist priest has seen him very pleasing to the eye, he naturally has no guard, so the two began to study how to deal with the two people next door.

It's just the process of research that makes Luo Fan feel more and more impulsive to vomit three liters of blood.

There's no way, this little Taoist's idea is so strange that it's even starting to be non-human.

The first method proposed by the little Taoist priest was that the two of them rushed directly to the next room, and then shouted, "This heavenly master has come to subdue the demon and subdue the demon, why don't you hurry up and capture the monster?"

After shouting these words, according to the imagination of the little Taoist, the monster should be trembling with fright, and then knelt on the ground and kowtowed desperately to beg for mercy.

But in the end, the little Taoist priest still won't be soft, and he will catch the monster back to Longhu Mountain, put it in the demon refining tower, and lock it up for hundreds of years.

As soon as the scene of the little Taoist priest was conceived, Luo Fan was already on the verge of fainting.

I've seen something unreliable, but I've never seen something so unreliable.

If it is so easy to subdue demons and subdue demons, then why do you need the heavenly masters to learn their skills? Just carry the peachwood sword and shout everywhere, and there will be no demons in the world in an instant.

So without thinking about it, Luo Fan simply vetoed the little Taoist's first proposal neatly.

This is no longer a demon hunt, but an IQ catch.

The opinion was rejected, and the little Taoist priest protested for a long time, and finally found that the protest was ineffective, and proposed his second method.

If the first method is just whimsical, then the outrageous degree of this second method has made Luo Fan completely able to find a corner and vomit blood for a while.

This method can be described as very simple, and at the same time, it can be seen that this little Taoist priest is not ignorant of the secular world, on the contrary, he also understands some rules.

Alarm!

The little Taoist priest thinks that as a monster, he is definitely not a good person, and since he is a bad person, then it is the turn of the police uncle to appear, and he will go directly here to arrest them all and shoot them all.

When he heard this method, Luo Fan could swear to heaven that if it weren't for the five jade plate fragments, he would definitely send this little Taoist priest directly to the psychiatric hospital immediately.

This child is no longer just a matter of IQ, but obviously mentally abnormal.

And the two proposals in a row were vetoed by Luo Fan, and the little Taoist priest was not happy, and after sulking for a while, he proposed a third method with great interest.

"There's a medicine seller around here, right?" the little Taoist priest asked with big eyes flashing.

Luo Fan nodded puzzled and said, "Yes, what's wrong?"

The little Taoist priest shook his head, and suddenly said excitedly: "I have thought of a wonderful way. ”

Seeing this girl's beautiful eyes, Luo Fan suddenly had a bad premonition, but he still asked with a glimmer of hope, "What way?"

The little Taoist priest smiled proudly, lifted the hat on his head, and said with an unfathomable appearance: "Master once told me that when you can outwit, you must not be an enemy, so you can show that you are clever in your means. And the means of outwitting are nothing more than those kinds, and the one I think of is the most simple and practical. ”

Seeing the little Taoist priest's conspicuous appearance, the bad premonition in Luo Fan's heart became stronger and stronger, but he still endured it and said, "You say." ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head and said: "You go to the medicine seller to buy some ecstasy incense, and then let's make a hole in the wall and blow some ecstasy incense directly into it, so that they will lose consciousness in an instant, won't we do whatever we want at that time?"

If it weren't for the fact that his willpower has always been firm, if it weren't for Luo Fan's psychological preparation, I believe that next year today will definitely become his death day.

And at his funeral, the name will also be changed to "Purple Sansheng".

vomited blood three liters and died!

Is this a solution that a normal human can come up with?

At this moment, Luo Fan really had the urge to look up to the sky and howl, and then send this little Taoist priest to the scientist to dissect it, so as to see what was in this guy's brain!

"Why are you looking at me like that? Isn't my method good enough?"

Seeing that Luo Fan was completely silent after listening, and then his whole body trembled a little, and his eyes began to redden, looking like he was about to have a seizure, the little Taoist asked with a puzzled expression.

Trembling and taking out a cigarette from his pocket, Luo Fan smoked five cigarettes in a row, and he had to start wondering if he would be poisoned by nicotine and hang up directly, only then did he feel that his mood began to slowly calm down.

So he explained with a black line: "First of all, the first point, it is impossible for pharmacies to sell ecstasy incense, I don't know if that kind of thing will exist in legends, but it must not be bought in pharmacies." Second, even if I could get that kind of medicine, this wall would be a solid concrete wall, not the kind of window paper that leaks when you poke it with a little water, and if you want to make a hole, either you have the legendary iron like clay magic weapon in your hand, or I can only buy a large electric drill, and even if I can finally make a hole, the two guys in the next room will definitely stand there in the wall early and wait to see the two of us. ”

The little Taoist priest was stunned for a long time when he heard this, and just when Luo Fan thought that this little girl was repenting of her own method was too idiotic, he saw the latter's big eyes flashing, and said with a confused face: "There are ones on the Divine Soldier Mountain, but I didn't bring them here." But what are you talking about? Also, since it's a place that sells medicine, why can't they sell Ecstasy incense? What are they selling medicine for?"

Bang!

With a muffled sound, Luo Fan finally couldn't bear it anymore and slammed his head on the bed.

Luo Fan couldn't help but swear to heaven again that if there was a chance to do it all over again, he would not discuss any way with this unusually brained little Taoist priest no matter what.

Even if you rush in directly, you can't grab the jade plate fragment and be beaten up, it is much easier to accept than the conversation with this little Taoist.

And when he thought that he was still seriously studying the way to deal with those two people with this little Taoist priest just now, Luo Fan felt that he was the most complete idiot in the world.

"Cut, don't tell me to pull down, I'll ask myself on the way back. ”

The little Taoist priest obviously didn't have the slightest awareness, but muttered there angrily.

After slowing down for half an hour, Luo Fan finally came to his senses, and he suddenly found that he didn't even have the courage to look at this girl more now. With that kind of clear and simple eyes, coupled with that abnormal brain, Luo Fan couldn't help but suspect that if he looked at the little Taoist a few more times, his IQ would no longer be a problem that would be lowered, but could directly become a negative number.

"No matter, just forget it, I'll find a way to lure away the bald middle-aged man in a while, and then after the woman in red is left, let's do it together, and strive to take it down quickly and neatly, are you sure." ”

Taking a deep breath, Luo Fan asked in a deep voice.

Since there is no good way to think of it, it is inevitable that you still have to do it in the end, so it is better to just do it, and Luo Fan is too lazy to waste brain cells.

Although he didn't know why the bald middle-aged man stayed in the room of the woman in red and didn't leave, Luo Fan still had some ways to lure him away, but he was initially worried that after alarming the other party, the two would act together, so he racked his brains to come up with a safe way.

As a result, being fooled by the little Taoist priest like this, Luo Fan doesn't even want to use his brain now.